I know it's just about downright impossible to list your KoQ top ten eps.of all-time.But let's try it using this criteria:Select one episode from each season as your favorite.I know season 8 isn't complete yet,but let's include that anyway.That will give you a total of 8 eps. and then you are free to choose 2 other episodes from any season,same or different.I'm gonna have to think about this for awhile myself.:)

here's what I got.way to hard to list in order(best to bestest):).
Season 1-"Richie's Song"(only because my ex-girlfriend's name was Marie)
Season 2-"Queasy Rider"(pretty simple for me as this is a classic!!)
Season 3-"Do Rico"(with "Twisted Sitters" a close second)
Season 4-"Depo Man"(kinda easy because this is my all-time favorite ep.)
Season 5-"Cowardly Lyin'"(definite top 5 all-time)
Season 6-"King Pong"(with "Doug Less" Pt.1 and"Cheap Saks",literally,tied for second)honorable mention-"Awful Bigamy"-man,this is TOO hard!!!
Season 7-"Deconstructing Carrie"("Cologne Ranger" a close second)
Season 8-"Gambling N'Diction(GREAT season so far!!)

Rounding out the top ten:Have to go with two(3?)from my favorite season(4).
"Bun Dummy"(told sweetdiggity it HAS to be in there).:)
"Food Fight" and "Lush Life"(gotta make it a tie,kids)

Hope I never do this to myself(or you all)ever again!!In the words of....Arthur:"This is pure torture". :lol:

Season 1: Paternal Affairs :lol:
Season 2: Queasy Rider "Wanna split an eggroll?..Do Ya?"
Season 3: Do Rico
Season 4:Bun Dummy "it's a** ugly girl"
season 5:Cowardly Lyin'
Season 6:Cheap Saks
Season 7:Furious Gorge
Season 8: Consummate Professional

drumroll please.........Connect Four and Lush Life..."Suddenly I feel less bi**hy and easier to be with" something like that:lol:

this was very hard. I feel I left sooo many hilarious eps. out, I'm gonna make a TOP 75 list...just kidding:lol:

Oh, and jpcanes..this IS torture..:wave:

Season 1: Pilot- "Your Friends are here!"
Season 2: Soft Touch- "HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT A GLASS OF WATER?!?"
Season 3: Fatty Mcbutterpants- "Someone called you fatty mcbutterpants?"
Season 4: Missing Links- "I hate it here!!"
Season 5: Steve Moscow
Season 6: King Pong
Season 7: Hi, School- "High School sucked!:
Season 8: Pole Lox

Alternatives: Seperation Anxiety (Season 3)
Resturant Row (Season 2)

you don't know the agony I'm in because I don't have "Pole Lox" in my top ten:lol: It was a CLOSE call!;)

Season 1: Pilot- "Your Friends are here!"
Season 2: Soft Touch- "HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT A GLASS OF WATER?!?"
Season 3: Fatty Mcbutterpants- "Someone called you fatty mcbutterpants?"
Season 4: Missing Links- "I hate it here!!"
Season 5: Steve Moscow
Season 6: King Pong
Season 7: Hi, School- "High School sucked!:
Season 8: Pole Lox

Alternatives: Seperation Anxiety (Season 3)
Resturant Row (Season 2)

God,"Restaurant Row"=great episode!!!
"Pole Lox"--ditto.

Doug:"I'm Fatty Mcliarpants".:lol:

I love "Restaurant Row" when Doug and Carrie keep banning eachother from their favorite places!:lol:

"Cause I don't like the bell on the door":happyface

I agree...this really was hard.

S1 - Crappy Birthday
S2 - Net Prophets
S3 - Swim Neighbors
S4 - Bun Dummy
S5 - Clothes Encounter
S6 - Switch Sitters
S7 - Buy Curious
S8 - G'Night, Stalker
- Supermarket Story
- Doug Out

Hunt,good to see you weigh in on this my brotha!!
looks like "Bun Dummy" is a near unanamous top five!!:) (if we were making a top five).no,we won't go there.:lol:

Let's do a TOP 3!! :nonono: yeah right!!:lol:

offtopic: Did ya ever get the feeling that sunday is sitcomsonline/kingofqueens/messageboard sunday??

Hunt,good to see you weigh in on this my brotha!!
looks like "Bun Dummy" is a near unanamous top five!!:) (if we were making a top five).no,we won't go there.:lol:

:lol:

offtopic: Did ya ever get the feeling that sunday is sitcomsonline/kingofqueens/messageboard sunday??

YES! SUNDAY =:typing:= :king: ;)

offtopic: one more time.
August or September road trip.
depart Miami and head for Michigan(pick up Huntington)
leave Michigan and head for Minnesota(pick up sweetdiggity)
leave Minnesota and head for California to attend KoQ taping!!!!

whose in??
Doug:"Well let's just say,I'm ALL in".:)

Arthur: "I've cleared out August" :lol: (Head First)


Yes!! That sounds sooo good, I'm gonna go pack my bags:lol: I'm IN!!;)

I might have to change my favorite season 4 episode to Lush Life. When Arthur wheels in the cart for the first time...:rofl:

"Cocktails are served!!"

"Cocktails are served!!"

:lol: :lol:


"Remind me to get more Vodka":D

Arthur:"Has he been getting us drunk to change our personalities?"
"How dare you!!!"

More Arthur:"This reminds me of when drinking was smart and sophisticated.Not the ugly that it's become."

that ep.is FULL of classic Arthur.:lol:

Yes it is !!:lol:

They bring Carrie home from skating...she's passed out....


Doug: "That's it I'm pulling the plug on cocktail hour."

Arthur: "What, Why?"

Doug:"Cause what were doing here is not right"

Arthur:"This is not a moral issue, it's a dosage issue-this is how we learn"

Doug:"It's OVER Arthur!"

Arthur: "But these past few days have been some of the best of my life, I won't go back to the way it was-I'll DIE first!":rofl:

Arthur:"Has he been getting us drunk to change our personalities?"
"How dare you!!!"


:lol: :rofl:

The first time I ever heard that line,I'm pretty sure I fell out of whatever chair I was sitting in.

Ok, so I've been watching season 4 a lot lately, and as much as I love Bun Dummy and Lush Life, I have to agree with jp, and go with Depo Man! :lol:

"I'm a person!":lol:

you guys are driving me insane, :D making me wanna watch all of season 4 right now:lol: How about this....They're ALL my favorite..:rofl:

"I'm a person!":lol:

you guys are driving me insane, :D making me wanna watch all of season 4 right now:lol: How about this....They're ALL my favorite..:rofl:

Sorry! :rofl:

Ok, so I've been watching season 4 a lot lately, and as much as I love Bun Dummy and Lush Life, I have to agree with jp, and go with Depo Man! :lol:

Soooo many great scenes and lines in that ep.!!!


Doug:"You can't fire me Mr.Slate,'cause I quit!!"..."It's the bone phone."


I always love when they put jokes in the show that it takes the audience a few seconds to get.You can actually hear the laughter start to spread thru the studio after they "get it".

and p.s.:season 4 is da bomb!!!!

I agree with ya there!!



It's sooooooo funny when Carrie tries to strip for Doug, and ends up sticking her nail in his eye....after laughing at that, it feels like I did a thousand crunches. :lol:


Carrie: "Can't I just melt some cheese on something for ya"
Doug: "If it's part of your act, sure!":D

It's sooooooo funny when Carrie tries to strip for Doug, and ends up sticking her nail in his eye....after laughing at that, it feels like I did a thousand crunches. :lol:


:lol: I love that scene! And yes, the bone phone! :lol:

"I've been savin' this one for a rainy day and it's pourin',sister."

Ok, so I've been watching season 4 a lot lately, and as much as I love Bun Dummy and Lush Life, I have to agree with jp, and go with Depo Man! :lol:

I have always wanted to make it a 4-way tie between those 3...and I'll throw in "Food Fight".

Doug:"Turns out the guy's like one sesame seed away from livin' in a plastic bubble." (talking about Spence)

and wouldn't you know,"Depo Man" is on this wednesday in syndication.:lol:

I could quote "Depo Man" all day,but I'll leave you with this:

Carrie:"Doug,when this whole thing started I specifically told you to keep mid-week open."
Doug:Yeah,mid-week is wednesday."
Carrie:"No,mid-week is wednesday OR thursday."
Doug:"Okay,you use that logic you gotta include tuesday...where does it end?":lol:

:lol:

One of my favorites:

Carrie: So, you gonna come back and be my little expert witness?
Doug: No, I don't think it's a great idea, us to be working together. Let's just let it go.
Carrie: Come on, do it. It'll be fun. Do it.
Doug: I don't wanna.
Carrie: Yeah you do, come on do it.
Doug:No, I don't wanna do it.
Carrie: Do it.
Doug: I'm not gonna do it--
Carrie: DO IT!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

that little exchange shows off some of the great chemistry and timing between Kevin and Leah!

well,I just watched "Domestic Disturbance" for the first time in awhile today, and I think I need to put this one in the top slot for season 7.My goodness,there is some hilarious stuff in that ep.!!

Carrie asking Inez,the maid,why she can't go downstairs.And Inez comes back with "boom-boom con senor grandpa".man,that floored me!!and that's just one of many!some terrific exchanges between Doug and Carrie!!

I don't know what to say to all the "haters" that don't like season 7.All I can say is,give it another chance 'cause there are some really good eps.

I love that one too! (This is off the top of my head-it's pretty close).......

Carrie to Doug: "Do you know what's going on?" My maid can't do the laundry, 'cause your made is down there boom boomin' my father!"

Doug:"Looks like your jealous 'cause my maids willin' to go the extra mile":lol:



Doug: "Leche":lol:


Season 7 ROCKED!!!!!:D