Mine had to be the spoof of the 50's sitcom where rossane was the obeying houswife and DJ wanted to play guitar and Dan was the cliche husband workin on that "Darn Anderson Account!"

Mine was the first Halloween episode (in Season 2) "Boo".

I liked the episode that featured the 50's & 60's tv mom's. Roseanne whispered how much she was paid to get kissed by a woman, and Mrs. Cleaver said, "for that much I'd kiss a woman too".

I remember that one, I also liked it Joan Collins was at her best.

One of my favorite episodes is the one where that old couple move in next door to the Conners and they walk around nude. Not sure of the name of the episode or what season. Can somebody help me out here? :confused:

mine was when they were younger when the show had the Tornado i liked that show.. And When They went to the mall the dress Becky wanted and she had a COW b/c She couldn't that was alright show. I cant wait for season 3 to come out Im excited about that.

Another good one from the 1st season is where they all go bowling and Becky warns Dan and Roseanne not to embarass her in front of the boy she liked. Roseanne said we won't, while picking her nose. It was hilarious.

i also liked the one where all the old tv mom gathered around and told stories



i miss that show

Top Five Favorite Episodes

5.When there's a new food place across the street, and Roseanne makes a "Drive Thru" window for Leon. Also, Roseanne and Jackie break in the place, and plant fish all over.

4.When Becky get's Drunk.

3.When the Connors have Nude Old people next door running around.

2."Fights and Stuff". (When Dan returns from the Hospital and he fights with Roseanne. AKA, when the Dinosaur is thrown at the TV.)

1."A Stash From The Past". (When Roseanne, Dan, and Jackie smoke pot in the bathroom)

"Stash From the Past" is definately the best. My favorite moment of any Roseanne episode is when DJ knocks on the bathroom door and Roseanne frantically says "WHAT do you want DJ?!!" I laugh even thinking about it.

"Stash From the Past" is definately the best. My favorite moment of any Roseanne episode is when DJ knocks on the bathroom door and Roseanne frantically says "WHAT do you want DJ?!!" I laugh even thinking about it.

"Is this the sink? ... Am I shrinking?"

"Is this the sink? ... Am I shrinking?"
That was so funny!


I also like the episode about DJ 'playing with his instrument' :lol:

Darlene: "I heard he got caught playing with his instrument in band."
DJ: "I'm not in band stupid!"

That's hilarious!

The one where Roseanne is on her period lol & she's real mean & nasty to the whole family lol!

For some reason I really like "Darlene Fades To Black" . I can just relate to Darlene alot in this ep because I sorta went through a period like that in high school...

I can't really choose. :lol: I do like most of the earlier season 5 episodes though. :)

My favorites are when Becky "Cut The Cheese" at the school assembly and also the one where the salesman drops dead in the Conner kitchen

My favorites are

1. The nude old couple episode
2. The Vegas trip with Nancy and Arnie
3. The PMS I love you episode(Dan's birthday and Roseanne has PMS)

and another episode(it won't let me edit again)

the first part of the finale(hated how it ended but we won't get into that) the baby they got to play Harris is so cute!!

My fav ep Roseanne having PMS

Toto We're not in Kansas anymore

I'm Hungry


Those are my two favorite episodes

Either Becky, Beds or Boys, Her Boyfriend's Back, Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore or Homecoming

some of my faves are the one where jackie gets beat up by Fischer- because it shows how great of a guy dan is, a Stash from the past was funny, the flashback episode where dj plays roseanne and dan's a fortune teller, the one where darlene and david try to have sex lol, the one where becky farts, the one where becky dates that guy that Dan likes- I can't remember his name, the one where the prince comes to see jackie at the diner, ahhhhhh there's so many I can't remember them all right now. <3. xoxo.

o dear this is a hard one i love all the episodes,so i will pick a few
Toto were not in kansas anymore-the tornano
sweet dreams-roseanne kills her kids
boo!-the first halloween
:)

It's a toss up between "Toto, We're Not In Kansas Anymore" and "Boo!"

Both have my favorite characters during my favorite seasons ..

That's really hard to choose but I would say it is the bowling episode where the family goes bowling and Becky's boyfriend Chip is working there that night.

One of my favorites is when it is Thanksgiving Day and dinner is ruined because Bev finds out that Jackie is going to become a cop.



I love Laurie Metcalfe. Jackie is my favorite. :)

Wow this is so hard.
My top two favorites are:

The one when Darlene rents that motel room during her prom.
And the one when Darlene has Harris....even though I get all teary during it.

And I'm so excited to see the last episode, it's coming on soon, and I've neveer seen itt!

I love the one where Darlene and Molly go to the concert in Rockford, especially the parking lot scene: "Whatever part of you touches me, you're not getting back." :lol:

I love the one where there electricity gets cut off and they sit around making up stories. David gets caught spending the night.

someone earlier on the board asked what the episode was called with the old couple walking around naked, its called Rear window from the 7th season

I can't pick just one but I'll pick episodes that I remember when I started watching Roseanne for the first time

Death and stuff

the one after that when roseanne's parents visit

A stash from the past

Rear window

December Bride

The thrilla near the vanilla extract

Satan, Darling

those I remember off the top of my head