Who want's to play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

How to play: First i will ask a question and give four answers. one of them will be correct and the other three will be wrong. If you don't know the answer you have three lifelines.

The Lifelines:

50-50: I will remove two wrong answers, leaving one correct answer and one wrong answer.

Phone a friend: You can PM somebody on Sitcoms Online and ask them the answer.

Ask the audience: I guess you can do the same as phone a friend since there's no audience.


Money Amounts:
15 $1,000,000
14 $500,000
13 $250,000
12 $125,000
11 $64,000
10 $32,000
9 $16,000
8 $8,000
7 $4,000
6 $2,000
5 $1,000
4 $500
3 $300
2 $200
1 $100



Whoever replies first get's to play first.

I'll play

B: Abraham Lincoln
That is my final answer

C. Homer Simpson
That is my final answer!

ABC
Final answer

A. Inner Circle
Final Answer

C. Jimmy Page
That is my final answer

This idea was creative but I knew we both were going to get tired of this last night. Whenever someone wants to ask me a $2,000 question, go right ahead!

B. Edith
Final Answer

I guess I'll ask another question.

For $2,000!


In the television show All in the Family, what was the name of Archie's wife?

A. Gloria

B. Edith

C. Stephanie

D. Barbara


I choose B - Edith............

Now I'll ask you a question.


For 10,000 dollars Name a movie that stars Brad Pitt.

a) Gone with the wind

b) Girls gone wild

c) Troy

d) Rocky

C. Troy

That's my final answer

You got it! now...........

For $3,000

Name a bird who who's kept as a pet at home.

A) Eagle

B) Pigeon

C) Robin

D) Cockatiel

D) Cockatiel

Final answer

:clap: Yes! Now..........

For $4,000

Name a candy with peanut butter

A) Mounds

B) M & M plain

C) Reeses

D) Skittles....

C. Reeses (My favorite)

That's my final answer

Yes!

For $8,000

Name a famous actress

a) Bette Jean

b) Joan Crawdad

c) Sissy Spasek

d) Ava Gabor

Can i please use my 50/50 lifeline?

Go ahead......... :lol:

I'll pick Ava Gabor, Final Answer.

BONG...........................

Nope it was Sissy Spacek. :D

I win.......... Ur.......... out of here.............. Next......

I'm confused, I thought i got that right:)

Who the heck is Sissy Spaceheck anyways?

Anyways, you didn't let me use the 50/50 lifeline where you take away two of the wrong anwers, so i'm still in the game, i guess.

Here is a picture of Sissy Spacek. She is a well known movie actress who played country singer Loretta Lynn. She also played in the movie Carrie.

Ava Gabor is really Eva Gabor. ;)

Oh, ok now i know.

Can i play again?

Okay but remember

"Don't let me go BONG"........

Okay Now...........

What word or words do not coincide with a printer

Paper feed

Multipede

Error messages

World wide web

Error Messages

Error Messages

BONG..............

The answer was Multipede.

Oh, darn.

Let me play again pleaseeee?

Okay now one more time............

Don't let me Bong you.

Now for $10,000

What city does not belong in South America?

Barra

Nampula

Moura

Jatai

Can i use my phone a friend lifeline?

Barra, Final answer

:)




























:)



























BONG!!!!!!!

:lol: The answer was Nampula!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! WHAT!!!!!!!

1 more chance please?

Sorry, you lost! :lol:

Sorry, you lost! :lol:
Ha ha, very funny.

You probably didn't know the answer either.

Ha ha, very funny.

You probably didn't know the answer either.

But I wasn't in the hot seat!

Do you want to be the next contestant?

I do!

Okay here's the lifelines:

50-50: I will remove two wrong answers, leaving one correct answer and one wrong answer.

Phone a friend: You can PM somebody on Sitcoms Online and ask them the answer.

Ask the audience: I guess you can do the same as phone a friend since there's no audience.


Money Amounts:
15 $1,000,000
14 $500,000
13 $250,000
12 $125,000
11 $64,000
10 $32,000
9 $16,000
8 $8,000
7 $4,000
6 $2,000
5 $1,000
4 $500
3 $300
2 $200
1 $100

Let's play, Who Want's To Be A Millionaire!




For $100


Which of the following is not a sitcom of the 70's?
A. Three's Company
B. Welcome Home Mother
C. All in the family
D. Happy Days

B. Welcome Home Mother, Final Answer.

You just won $100!

Now for $200.


Which of the following places was the television show Three's Company set in?
A. Santa Monica, California
B. New York City, New York
C. San Francisco, California
D. Chicago, Illinois

Well Regis, Three's Company is one of my all-time favorite shows, so it would be a shame to get this one wrong!

A. Santa Monica, California... Final answer!

That's correct!

Now for $300!


Which of the following names will be used for when UPN and WB merge in a few months?

A. UPNN
B. WBN
C. CW
D. None of the above.

Well Regis, if I didn't know this one, I would be really stupid!

C. The CW, final answer!!!

That's Correct! Now you're just 12 questions away from 1 million dollars.

For $500

Which of the following is not a city in the state of Florida?

A. Jacksonville
B. Orlando
C. Yo'mamma
D. Merritt Island

C. Yo'Mamma

Final Answer!

That's correct.

Now for $1000.


Which of the following math equations is correct?

A. 10x8=40
B. 5+2=10
C. 234 divided by 3456 = 4667
D. 9x9=81

Regis, you hit me where it hurts. Math is my weak point.

But I will have to go with D. 9X9=81

Final answer

Oh, i'm sorry, but thats correct!!

Now for $2000.


On my popular morning talk show on NBC, What is the name of my lovely co- host?

A. Kelly Lee
B. Kristin Harrera
C. Kelly Ripa
D. Kelly ripped her pants walking up the stairs

Haha!

I would have to go with C. Kelly Rippa

Yes Again, That's correct! you're on a role. You just won $2000. Just a few more away from a million!

Now for $4000.

Which of the following is not a proper mathematical equation?


A. 4+0=4
B. C+NN=CNN
C. 786-100=686
D. 466$&%564=$$@3

D. 466$&%564=$$@3

Final answer, Regis

Correct again.

Now for $8000.


Which of the following is not a show on MTV?

A. Rap City
B. Beavis and Butthead
C. Direct Effect
D. Total Request Live

A. Rap City

Correct again.

Now for $16,000.


Which of the following is not a character of the mtv show, Beavis and Butthead?

A. Beavis
B. Butthead
C. Daria
D. Homer

Regis, you'd have to be an idiot not to know this one...

D. Homer!

Correctumundo! Now you're just about 5 away from the million. The questions will start to get harder.

For $32,000


In what year did the television channel TV Land come on the air?

A. 1996
B. 1998
C. 1999
D. 2000

Can I use a lifeline?

I know that it can't be 1999 or 2000, but I'm a bit confizzled.

Which one would you like to use?

Hmm.... 50/50.

Okay hold on a few minutes.

A. 1996

C. 1999

Are you not sure of the answer yourself, Regis?

There seemed to be computer glitch. You get your lifeline back and we'll ask a new question.


For $32,000.


What is the name of the lady that turns letters on Wheel of Fortune?

A. Savannah
B. Vanna White
C. Vannah Blue
D. Rachel Bilson

Wow! I got my lifeline back?
COOL! Has that ever happened?

Anyway...my answer is B. Vanna White

No that never happened, because i just guessed the answeres assuming one of them would be right. and i swrewed up and almost lost my job. sorry.
back to the game.

For $64,000


Which of the following is not currently a show on TV Land?

A. Roseanne
B. Happy Days
C. Brady Bunch
D. Good Times

A. Roseanne

Corect again, You're on a role.

Now for $125,000.

Which of the following was not a game show on Nickelodeon?

A. Family Double Dare
B. Make the Grade
C. Kids Wheel of Fortune
D. Wild N Crazy Kids

C. Kids Wheel of Fortune

I had to really guess on this one, Reg. I mean, I know A and D were both shows on Nick, but as for the other two, I had never heard of them. So I just went with my hunch.

And your hunch is correct!

Just 3 away from a million!

For $250,000


Which of the Following movies does not Star Leonardo Dicaprio?

A. Titanic
B. The Beach
C. Romeo and Juliet
D. The Ring

You're kidding right? Leo DiCaprio is one of my all-time favorites! I used to have a HUGE crush on him when I was a teenager, and I still do!

Okay, my answer is D. The Ring

Final answer!

Yes Now just 2 away from a million!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For $500,000


Which of the following is a correctly written sentence? Including grammar and punctuation?

A. hand me telephone?
B. Let me walk you To the Store!!
C. Hello there. Can I please have some tea?
D. Watch out for that there wild west man, He's sure is crazy and not from aroun these here parts!

Well Regis, none of them are 100% grammatically correct, but If I had to chose the one with the least mistakes, it would be C.

Yes that's correct!!

Now for $1,000,000!

Which of the following is not a member of the Beatles?

A. Ringo Starr
B. George Harrison
C. Paul McCartney
D. Brian Wilson

I'm there?? REALLY??

Okay...Brian Wilson was never a Beatle! D.

YAY!!!!! So do I win??

YOU WINNED!!!!!
YEAH WOO WHOOO!!!!
:eek2: :clap :clap :triplets party: party: :bouncers :king: :dollar: :dollar:

Below are the people celebrating your victory!!




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YAYAYAYAYAY!!!!

But my name's not Stacey! And where's my check?

You didn't read the fine print did you? You see we don't actually have a million dollars. But what we do have is a nice That's So Raven coloring book and some crayons!

WHAT???? Where is the fine print????

Hurry up Regis get the car!! I think she's going to punch me!!

Wait? Am I being punk'd???

Damn my wig fell off again!!! Yes i'm really Asshton Kusther!!1 You just been Punk'd!!!!

Damn you Ashton!!!! I will get revenge! You watch!!!!

SORRY! Regis made me do it! I'll punchy Regis in his clown nose!

You'll punchy Regis for me?

What did i do, a damn typo?

Yes, and I capitalized on it! :lol:

Awww. Why?

B/c Im board dat's y.

WhY YoU TyPin LyKe Nnoyin T33NaGeR

rn't u de teenagr?

Yes. :(

Yes. :(

Honestly, I wish I were still a teenager! :( I feel so old. :(

I wish i could say somehthing to make you feel better, but i'm not really good with words.

LOL! That's okay. Just enjoy your teenage years. They don't come back.

I'll try to enjoy them. Maybe someone will invent a time machine someday, hopefully.

Yeah!

Are you up for millionaire?

Yes. Are you going to ask the questions this time?

Okay here's the lifelines:

50-50: I will remove two wrong answers, leaving one correct answer and one wrong answer.

Phone a friend: You can PM somebody on Sitcoms Online and ask them the answer.

Ask the audience: I guess you can do the same as phone a friend since there's no audience.


Money Amounts:
15 $1,000,000
14 $500,000
13 $250,000
12 $125,000
11 $64,000
10 $32,000
9 $16,000
8 $8,000
7 $4,000
6 $2,000
5 $1,000
4 $500
3 $300
2 $200
1 $100

Let's play, Who Want's To Be A Millionaire!

Which of the following was the first president of the United States?

A. George Washington
B. George Bush
C. George Clooney
D. Curious George?

A. George Washington, Final Answer.

You're right for $100!!!

Now going for $200.

Which of the following is not a Disney cartoon character?

A. Minnie Mouse
B. Daisy Duck
C. Donald Duck
D. Donald Trump

D. Donald Trump. Final Answer!!

You got it right for $200!!!!

Okay now for $300

When someone tells you to break a leg, they are really

A. Telling you to get lost
B. Wishing you luck
C. Saying Goodbye
D. Singing a Song

I'm pretty sure it's B. Wishing you luck.

Final Answer Philbin!

Don't call me Philbin. I'm REGIS!!!!

Okay...now, anyway....ahem....back to the game.

For $500

Which of the following is not the name of a boy band?

A. *N'Sync
B. 98 Degrees
C. The Backstreet Boys
D. Super Hottie Hott Hotts

Sorry Philb..Uh Reegis.
Since i'm an expert of boy bands the answer is D. Super Hottie Hott Hotts

Final Answer.

CORRECT!!!

Next question for $1,000--OOh you're really hitting the money now, bad_boy!

Which of the following is not a Norman Lear sitcom?

A. All in the Family
B. Good Times
C. Maude
D. Gilligan's Island

I'm pretty sure it's D. Gilligan's Island. Final Answer

You now have $1,000

Do you know what you want to do if you win a million?

Okay...next question:

Which of the following actors did NOT portray Batman in a movie?

A. Michael Keaton
B. Val Kilmer
C. Hugh Grant
D. Christian Bale

I will buy a car for mother.


Can i please use my phone a freind lifeline?

Yes you may.
Who would you like to call? The Ghostbusters?

Lil Mel please? He knows alot about movies.

Okay...have you Pmed him?

Hold on.

Okay....but be quick! Time's a wasting!

I did it. hold on a few minutes please.

Okey dokey

In the meantime, is it true that you collect door knobs?

No, Philbin. That's just a lie.

REGIS!!!

Hugh Grant Final Answer.

Well, you and Brad lucked out! Hugh Grant is correct!!!!

You're phone a friend lifeline is gone, but you still have your 50/50 and ask the audience intact.

Now for $2,000

Can you feel the tension?

How many Camdens kids are there in the popular WB series '7th Heaven'?

A. 5
B. 2
C. 8
D. 7

Can i have a 50/50 please?

Okay...computer, take away two of the wrong answers....

We are left with

A. 5
D. 7

I'll have to go with 7. Final Answer!

That is correct!

You only have one lifeline left.

Now for $4,000

Which of the following is not a Disney animated film?

A. Finding Nemo
B. Toy Story
C. Ice Age
D. Monsters Inc.

D. Monsters Inc. Final Answer Regis!

I'm sorry. That was incorrect.

The correct answer was C. Ice Age.

Thank you for playing our game today! You don't go home empty handed though!
You get a lifetime supply of toilet paper!

How does that sound?

Wow.:rolleyes:

Thanks Reg... i mean Philbin.

I'm sorry...that's how we play The Price Is Right!

oh. so now i don't get anything? :( :(

Toilet paper?

Why can't i have Larry King's greatest hits DVD!!?

Did you look to see what's wrapped inside the toilet paper?

OH WOW!!!! Thanks. I wasn't axpecting that!!!!!!

Merry Christmas!!!! HO HO HO!!!!

Thank You Regis Clause!!

You're welcome!

Can i have a sandwhich?

What do you think this is, Subway?

Make me a sandwhich NOW!

Me wanna play!

Okay here's the lifelines:

50-50: I will remove two wrong answers, leaving one correct answer and one wrong answer.

Phone a friend: You can PM somebody on Sitcoms Online and ask them the answer.

Ask the audience: I guess you can do the same as phone a friend since there's no audience.


Money Amounts:
15 $1,000,000
14 $500,000
13 $250,000
12 $125,000
11 $64,000
10 $32,000
9 $16,000
8 $8,000
7 $4,000
6 $2,000
5 $1,000
4 $500
3 $300
2 $200
1 $100

Let's play, Who Want's To Be A Millionaire!


Which of the following is not a city in California?

A. Los Angeles
B. San Fancisco
C. Juanico
D. Salinas

Juanico. Final answer.

That's correct.

Now for $200


Which of the following movies was not released in 2005?

A. Wedding Crashers
B. Crash
C. Big Momma's House
D. The Chronicles of Narnia

Big Momma's House. Final answer.

That's Correct!
Now for $300

Which of the following people does not have a late night talk show?

A. David Letterman
B. Jay Leno
C. Will Smith
D. Conan O Brian

Will Smith. Final answer.

Thats correct again.

Now for $500


Which music group recorded the hit "Bye, Bye, Bye"?

A. Nsync
B. The Backstreet Boys
C. B2K
D. LFO

Nsync! FInal answer.

Correct again. You're on a role so far.

Now for $1000.


Which of the following is not the name of a real ocean?

A. Atlantic Ocean
B. Indian Ocean
C. Pacific Ocean
D. Pirate Ocean

Pirate Ocean. Final answer.

That's Correct! Now going for $2000.


Which of the following is not a game on the Chit Chat Games board?

A. Person Above Game
B. A-Z Colors
C. A-Z Foods
D. The Last Post

A-Z Colors. Final Answer.

Correct. Now for $4000.


Anderson Cooper is a newscaster for which of the following news channels?

A. CNN
B. MSNBC
C. Fox News
D. CBS News

CNN. Final answer.

Correct again.

Now for $8000.

Which of the following is not a song by Britney Spears?

A. Overprotected
B. Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman
C. I'm A Slave 4 You
D. Pieces of Me

Pieces of Me. Final Answer.

Correct again for $16,000!


Now for $32,000


Which of the following is not a character on Gilmore Girls?

A. Luke
B. Ronald
C. Lorelai
D. Logan

Ronald. Final answer.

That's correct for $32,000.

Now for $64,000

Which of the following is not a character from the TV Show Doug?

A. Doug Funny
B. Skeeter Valentine
C. Patty Mayonnaise
D. Ricky Pepper

Ricky Pepper...final answer.

Thats correct for $64,000. You're just a few questions away from $1,000,000.

Now going for $125,000.


Which of the following was never a cartoon on Nickelodeon?
A. Pepper Ann
B. Rugrats
C. Rocko's Modern Life
D. Doug

Pepper Ann. Final answer.

Correct.

Now were going for $250,000.


How many stripes are on the US Flag?

A. 11
B. 13
C. 12
D. None of the above

13. Final Answer.

That's correct again!
Now we're just two questions away from a million!

For $500,000

What jersey number did Michael Jordan wear when he played on the Chicago Bulls basketball team?

A. 23
B. 34
C. 29
D. 12

I think its...23.

And that's correct!
Now for $1,000,000


How many strings are on a standard guitar?

A. 8
B. 11
C. 6
D. 9

I'll use 50/50 please.

C.6
D.9

6!

YEESSSS WOO HOOOO!!!!1 WWEEE HAVE A NEW WINNER!!!!:seeya: :dance: :dance: :clap: :banana: :woohoo: :clap party: :bouncers :cheer:

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Now we don't actually have a million dollars, but we have a nice that's so raven Barbie doll!

CHEAPSKATE!!!!!

$#%%!

CHEAP
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Eww, that's what you skate in little baby!

:lol:

So what if I have small feet? LOL!

Is that a good thing, or are you just saying that to make yourself feel better?

Dude, I wear a size 6 and a half! :lol:

WOW!!!! THAT"S SMALL!!!!!

LOL I guess lol.

lol what lol

lol i dunno lol

Why are you wierd?

Why are you wierd?

W-E-I-R-D

And there isn't anything wrong with being weird! :p :crazy:

Is this the wierd Threa;2sd!!!!! OOOOPS TYPO!!!! LOLOLOLOLOlo

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lol

El what Elare deyou eldoing elyour'e elcrazyioto ellady

that was me talking in spanish!

RIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHHHHT

I'm just playing.

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTT

I promise!

OTAY

Why don't you stop that evil lady!

Okay...I'm going to put my evil/craziness aside for today and call it a day! Night!

Goodnight!

:bored:

So who wants to play next?

:looks around: ...me!

OK! I'll ask the questions!

For $100

Which of these shows has not reached 100 episodes?

A.) That's So Raven
B.) Gilmore Girls
C.) Hope and Faith
D.) Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

A.) That's So Raven

A.) That's So Raven
The correct answer was Hope & Faith....but I'll give you the $100 since TSR hasn't aired its 100th episode yet.

For $200

What is the name of Britney Spears baby?

A.) Sean
B.) Lourdes
C.) Brooklyn
d.) Romeo

B.) Lourdes

B.) Lourdes
Wrong! The correct answer was Sean. You leave today with $0 :lol:

:rofl: i sux.

:rofl: i sux.
Nope, you rock!

who wants to play next?

does anyone want to play?