View Full Version : Very controversial question: is there a spot in hell reserved for boyband members?


Dean Winchester
01-16-2006, 10:44 PM
I mean, with all the evils teen pop has caused upon society, will boyband members burn in hell when they die? I mean, boybands singlehandedly killed rock music in the late 90's and turned MTV into a wasteland of crap.

So is hell the final destination for all the members of 98 Degrees, N'Sync, Backstreet Boys and all the British boybands? :lol:






hopefully all teen pop fans know it's a joke

Polniaczek033
01-16-2006, 10:56 PM
yes, only not the backstreet boys. they have a spot reserved in heaven. yeah.

PrettyinPink55
01-16-2006, 10:59 PM
Everyone BUT *N'Sync who transcended all boy bands in their music, videos, and talent!!! GO *N'Sync! :rock on:

EmoJoe
01-16-2006, 11:00 PM
:lol:

Polniaczek033
01-16-2006, 11:08 PM
Everyone BUT *N'Sync who transcended all boy bands in their music, videos, and talent!!! GO *N'Sync! :rock on:
bsb was before nsync, and much better. boo. :snob:
BSB FOREV! :rockon:

PrettyinPink55
01-16-2006, 11:10 PM
bsb was before nsync, and much better. boo. :snob:
BSB FOREV! :rockon:

LOL! Say what you want to say, but I know who's number one in my book.

Maybe we can't agree on this, but we CAN agree that 98 degrees sucked more than both of them! LOL!

Dean Winchester
01-16-2006, 11:17 PM
LFO outsucked all of the boybands combined :lol: All their songs sound like they were made up on the spot

Polniaczek033
01-16-2006, 11:19 PM
LOL! Say what you want to say, but I know who's number one in my book.

Maybe we can't agree on this, but we CAN agree that 98 degrees sucked more than both of them! LOL!
yes, i suppose you're right. :lol:

Polniaczek033
01-16-2006, 11:20 PM
LFO outsucked all of the boybands combined :lol: All their songs sound like they were made up on the spot
ughhh. yeah.

"chinese food makes me sick. i think its fly when girls stop by for the summer. for the summer."
BUHHH. i'm going to call everyone "fly" tomorrow. i'm excited.

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
01-16-2006, 11:23 PM
"chinese food makes me sick. i think its fly when girls stop by for the summer. for the summer."

!!!!!!!!!

Polniaczek033
01-16-2006, 11:24 PM
!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!

Dean Winchester
01-16-2006, 11:25 PM
"blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Michael J. Fox was Alex P. Keaton blah blah blah blah" forget Bob Dylan.

Remember when they tried to reinvent themselves as rockers a few years later?

PrettyinPink55
01-16-2006, 11:26 PM
That LFO song was so damn catchy! :lol:

robyrob
01-16-2006, 11:29 PM
unfortunately even Hell wont take them - and so I propose that they be punished for all eternity by locking them all together in a room and force them to listen to their own music on an infinite loop.

Polniaczek033
01-16-2006, 11:29 PM
"blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Michael J. Fox was Alex P. Keaton blah blah blah blah" forget Bob Dylan.

Remember when they tried to reinvent themselves as rockers a few years later?
i saw them at the all that music and more festival when i was in 4th grade. :lol:
my friend and i made a huge sign. it had 3 pieces, each one had a letter. we made my mom hold them up with us.

there was also this little black boy singer who's name was sammie that was supposed to be there but ended up not showing. we made a sign for him too. it said "SAMMIE! WE LOVE YOU!" and on one side (the side i held) it said "MY NAME IS SAMMIE TOO!" and on my friend's side it said "I'M BLACK TOO!" because she's black. ahhhhhhhhhhhaahahah. :rofl:

Dean Winchester
01-16-2006, 11:34 PM
i saw them at the all that music and more festival when i was in 4th grade. :lol:
my friend and i made a huge sign. it had 3 pieces, each one had a letter. we made my mom hold them up with us.

you're admitting this? :lol:

At least it wasn't as bad as when they tried to come back in 2001 or 2002 and the rock station here played the song they had out and had a "smash it or trash it" call in vote for the song and like 97% of the callers voted to trash it. Nobody wanted to hear LFO as a rock band.

Soul Decision (why they are still around is beyind me) also recently went through an image overhaul and are trying to present themselves as an emo band now, that's even scarier that "rock LFO" :lol: :lol:

Polniaczek033
01-16-2006, 11:36 PM
you're admitting this? :lol:

At least it wasn't as bad as when they tried to come back in 2001 or 2002 and the rock station here played the song they had out and had a "smash it or trash it" call in vote for the song and like 97% of the callers voted to trash it. Nobody wanted to hear LFO as a rock band.

Soul Decision (why they are still around is beyind me) also recently went through an image overhaul and are trying to present themselves as an emo band now, that's even scarier that "rock LFO" :lol: :lol:
hahaha. oh dear. oh well. bsb rulzzzz my life. still. after 8 years. :rock:
i went to a bsb concert in 4th or 5th grade. it was amazing. brian littrell waved to me! :D and howie winked at me, I SWEAR.

PZelda
01-17-2006, 12:00 AM
Remember Sisqo and his Thong Song?

Sisqo was on Jay Leno's show one time in late 1999, and they did this HILARIOUS parody of his song. It had me and my sis in tears. :rofl:

Karen*
01-17-2006, 12:13 AM
bsb was before nsync, and much better. boo. :snob:
BSB FOREV! :rockon:

BSB WAS THE ****!!!!!!! I'm going to hell with all of them! :rock:

Karen*
01-17-2006, 12:15 AM
Soul Decision (why they are still around is beyind me) also recently went through an image overhaul and are trying to present themselves as an emo band now, that's even scarier that "rock LFO" :lol: :lol:

Wow, I did not even know that those dudeeeess were still around! :eek2:

Remember their song "Faded" back like in 2000? That song was pretty dirty for a boy band like them! :lol: Their lead singer was hot though. :drool:

Polniaczek033
01-17-2006, 12:29 AM
Remember Sisqo and his Thong Song?

Sisqo was on Jay Leno's show one time in late 1999, and they did this HILARIOUS parody of his song. It had me and my sis in tears. :rofl:
i was just thinking about sisqo! i remember having his song on a karaoke cd and my friends singing it at my 11th birthday.

BSB WAS THE ****!!!!!!! I'm going to hell with all of them! :rock:
Helllllz yes! I'll meet you there! :rock:

Chelsea
01-17-2006, 12:44 AM
Wow.

Dutabi84
01-17-2006, 03:10 AM
If not...I think I can make room for them in our fire pit.

dawsongirl
01-17-2006, 03:14 AM
LFO outsucked all of the boybands combined :lol: All their songs sound like they were made up on the spot
Who the hell are LFO?


:lol: I must be getting old.

dawsongirl
01-17-2006, 03:16 AM
Soul Decision (why they are still around is beyind me) also recently went through an image overhaul and are trying to present themselves as an emo band now, that's even scarier that "rock LFO" :lol: :lol:

lol...I like Faded. But that's all I've heard of them.

~*Hannah_Lee*~
01-17-2006, 03:36 AM
The Eleventh Circle of Hell is saved for them from what I hear.

PZelda
01-17-2006, 03:42 AM
Who the hell are LFO?


:lol: I must be getting old.
They were popular from 1996 to 2002, according to a site I found this off of. But they were never quite as popular because BSB, Hanson and 'N Sync had the upper hand at the time.

Cashodeen
01-17-2006, 05:49 AM
Lol, dude why are we even talking about boybands?

Oh hey, what about former boyband members who want to redeem themself by being a different musician now, like Ashley Parker Angel from O-Town? Although his stuff sounds pretty boybandish to me, so he hasn't yet redeemed himself.

Speaking of LFO, I thought they were a one-hit wonder in 1999.

Chocoholic
01-17-2006, 10:26 AM
I hope there's an even worse spot in Hell for "singers" like Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, et all.

Tuesday Weld
01-17-2006, 01:11 PM
I sure hope so. :nod:

dawsongirl
01-17-2006, 03:49 PM
I hope there's an even worse spot in Hell for "singers" like Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, et all.
:yeahthat For the love of GOD...please someone tell Lindsay Lohan to stop singing...or whatever she's doing.

Stormtracker TF
01-17-2006, 04:17 PM
All Boybands Go To Heaven.

Dean Winchester
01-17-2006, 04:25 PM
Who the hell are LFO?


:lol: I must be getting old.

they had that song from 1999 that went "New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits, Chinese food makes me sick". They also had a top 10 hit with "Girl On TV" which was partially popular because the lead singer was dating Jennifer Love Hewitt at the time and lucked into getting her in the video. They were one of the worst groups ever.

dawsongirl
01-17-2006, 04:40 PM
they had that song from 1999 that went "New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits, Chinese food makes me sick". They also had a top 10 hit with "Girl On TV" which was partially popular because the lead singer was dating Jennifer Love Hewitt at the time and lucked into getting her in the video. They were one of the worst groups ever.
LOL...that song sounds....yeah, putrid comes to mind.

Dean Winchester
01-17-2006, 04:50 PM
LOL...that song sounds....yeah, putrid comes to mind.

I just got the lyrics from Google, prepare to rock out :lol:

"Summer Girls"

Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer
Do you remember, Do you remember?
...when we met..That summer??

[Chorus]

New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

[Verse 1]

Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
Your the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
Sumthin in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speakin
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Chorus]

New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

[Verse 2]

Cherry Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie
Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,
Always been hip to the B-boY Style
Known to act wild and make girls smile,
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Remind me of you because you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock n roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love fun dip and cherry Coke,
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Repeat Chorus]

Bridge In the summertime girls got it goin on,
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like,
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

[Verse 3]

Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Lipit
Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it
Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose
Came in the door I said it before,I think I'm over you
but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
repeat Chorus

[Bridge]

In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

[Repeat Chorus]

Stormtracker TF
01-17-2006, 04:55 PM
they had that song from 1999 that went "New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits, Chinese food makes me sick". They also had a top 10 hit with "Girl On TV" which was partially popular because the lead singer was dating Jennifer Love Hewitt at the time and lucked into getting her in the video. They were one of the worst groups ever.
LOL Is it bad that I still like that song about the Chinese Food and whatnot? Made no sense at all.

dawsongirl
01-17-2006, 04:58 PM
:rofl: Hey dude, let's make a bunch of crap rhyme, and then maybe we can sing it! huh huh

YoliUSA
01-17-2006, 05:21 PM
:lol: LFO must be one of the lamest boybands of all time.


BTW, does anyone remember the group LMNT? I dunno if they still exist.

Polniaczek033
01-17-2006, 06:08 PM
:lol: LFO must be one of the lamest boybands of all time.


BTW, does anyone remember the group LMNT? I dunno if they still exist.
ahhhhh that song by lfo is so bad.
i think my band is going to cover it. AHH. i'm stoked for that now.

LMNT. i remember them kind of. and 2gether. ahhhh. AND DREAMSTREET! my boyfriend and i were listening to them in his car today. :p

Dean Winchester
01-17-2006, 06:49 PM
ahhhhh that song by lfo is so bad.
i think my band is going to cover it. AHH. i'm stoked for that now.

LMNT. i remember them kind of. and 2gether. ahhhh. AND DREAMSTREET! my boyfriend and i were listening to them in his car today. :p

Dream Street was the "band" that Jesse McCartney was in, right?

dawsongirl
01-17-2006, 06:52 PM
OMG...I remember a commercial for a Dreamstreet CD. These 10 year old boys singing about love and stuff...I find that disgustingly disturbing.

Polniaczek033
01-17-2006, 06:55 PM
Dream Street was the "band" that Jesse McCartney was in, right?
yes :)

OMG...I remember a commercial for a Dreamstreet CD. These 10 year old boys singing about love and stuff...I find that disgustingly disturbing.
:lol: they ranged from 11-16 I think. ughh. i have their cd. it makes my ears bleed. but i love to sing along with it.

Dean Winchester
01-17-2006, 06:55 PM
OMG...I remember a commercial for a Dreamstreet CD. These 10 year old boys singing about love and stuff...I find that disgustingly disturbing.

Michael Jackson was president of their fan club :lol:

Dean Winchester
01-17-2006, 06:58 PM
okay, this album cover is VERY disturbing. Who wants to see nearly shirtless 11 year olds?

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007E6WV.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Courtnee
01-17-2006, 08:22 PM
okay, this album cover is VERY disturbing. Who wants to see nearly shirtless 11 year olds?

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007E6WV.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
:rofl:

Polniaczek033
01-17-2006, 08:29 PM
Michael Jackson was president of their fan club :lol:
:rofl: amazing.

okay, this album cover is VERY disturbing. Who wants to see nearly shirtless 11 year olds?

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007E6WV.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
ahhhhhh. chris is so ugly. he was the oldest but he looks the youngest. and ew, he's so disgusting. that chick is pretty gross too. :snob:
frankie has always been my fav. :snob: :eyes:

PZelda
01-17-2006, 08:31 PM
ahhhhh that song by lfo is so bad.
i think my band is going to cover it. AHH. i'm stoked for that now.

LMNT. i remember them kind of. and 2gether. ahhhh. AND DREAMSTREET! my boyfriend and i were listening to them in his car today. :p
2ge+her...Evan Farmer of While You Were Out was in that! :drool: Mmmm Evan...

Polniaczek033
01-17-2006, 08:34 PM
2ge+her...Evan Farmer of While You Were Out was in that! :drool: Mmmm Evan...
:lol:

PZelda
01-17-2006, 09:51 PM
:lol:

Hello, good-lookin' :D

Polniaczek033
01-17-2006, 10:00 PM
Hello, good-lookin' :D
ooo la la. ;)
didn't 2ge+her only have like, one hit?
ahhhh.
i love boy bands.

Dean Winchester
01-17-2006, 10:12 PM
well, if I recall, weren't 2ge+her actually a "fake boyband"? I remember the youngest one died in a car crash only like a year later

Karen*
01-17-2006, 10:35 PM
well, if I recall, weren't 2ge+her actually a "fake boyband"? I remember the youngest one died in a car crash only like a year later
Yeah, they were a fake boy band, but everyone loved them like a real boy band. I did! They were the best boy band after the Backstreet Boys, IMO. I was devastated when Michael Cuccione passed away. He was only three years older than me. :(

BTW, he didn't die in a car crash. He died from complications of pneumonia.

Cashodeen
01-18-2006, 03:49 AM
Yeah, they were a fake boy band, but everyone loved them like a real boy band. I did! They were the best boy band after the Backstreet Boys, IMO. I was devastated when Michael Cuccione passed away. He was only three years older than me. :(

BTW, he didn't die in a car crash. He died from complications of pneumonia.

Yeah, his story was sad. The pneumonia was caused by lung damage due to Hodgkin's lymphoma treatment. He was in remission, but the pneumonia killed him.


And I guess I stand corrected about LFO. I didn't even know about that other hit of theirs... thank goodness.

~*Hannah_Lee*~
01-19-2006, 01:40 AM
well, if I recall, weren't 2ge+her actually a "fake boyband"? I remember the youngest one died in a car crash only like a year later
Yeah, they had that MTV movie or whatever where they were making fun of boy bands and then their cd became pretty popular. I was with my guy cousin (only 1 year older than me) when I bought that cd for my best friend one time, and he was like "who the crap is 2ge plus her?" That was a great cd though.

"Breaking up is hard enough, say you have nothing but I've called your bluff. You've got my sweater, my hat....I can't find my cat (meow). The hardest part of breaking up is getting back your stuff."

:lol:

Chad Michael Murray
01-19-2006, 01:44 AM
I KNOW MY CALCULUS! IT SAYS U + ME = UUUUUUUUUS

~*Hannah_Lee*~
01-19-2006, 01:59 AM
I KNOW MY CALCULUS! IT SAYS U + ME = UUUUUUUUUS

:rofl:

I remember that one!!

Courtnee
01-19-2006, 06:22 PM
I KNOW MY CALCULUS! IT SAYS U + ME = UUUUUUUUUS
:rofl: