8SRLVR
01-15-2006, 02:54 AM
Hollywood is doing 'Dallas' - an upcoming feature film based on the CBS drama series from 1978-1991. Here's who Variety says is being considered ... and a few who aren't.
J. R. EWING
Original: Larry Hagman - Deliciously evil
Proposed: John Travolta - He can play mean
Proposed: Mel Gibson - Divinely inspired?
Proposed: Kevin Costner - A 'good old boy'
Proposed: Tommy Lee Jones - He's a Texan!
Our Pick: Donald Trump - Tycoon with good & evil sides
SUE ELLEN EWING
Original: Linda Gray - Sweet and clueless
Proposed: Catherine Zeta-Jones - Loves older men!
Proposed: Demi Moore - But it's clear she likes 'em young!
Proposed: Jennifer Lopez - Texas-sized booty
Our Pick: Martha Stewart - She and Trump are a pair, right?
BOBBY EWING
Original: Patrick Duffy - Eternal good guy
Proposed: Matthew McConaughey - Texan, but too naughty
Proposed: Owen Wilson - Texan, but even naughtier
Our Pick: Zach Braff - 'Scrub' in for a zany Bobby!
PAMELA EWING
Original: Victoria Principal - Always breathless
Proposed: Drew Barrymore - She could do the voice!
Proposed: Reese Witherspoon - She's got the twang
Our Pick: Keira Knightley Just hot enough
LUCY EWING
Original: Charlene Tilton - Hopelessly spoiled
Proposed: Lindsay Lohan - Understands dysfunctional families
Proposed: Jessica Simpson - How 'bout Lucy Duke?
Proposed: Mandy Moore - Just about right
Our Pick: Hilary Duff - Plus, she can sing!
I have a challenge for you. You get to play casting director. You get to pick whoever you want to be a part of the Ewing Family as long as they fit the original description. Let's see who gets to stay at SouthFork Ranch as "You Cast the Cast"!
J. R. EWING
Original: Larry Hagman - Deliciously evil
Proposed: John Travolta - He can play mean
Proposed: Mel Gibson - Divinely inspired?
Proposed: Kevin Costner - A 'good old boy'
Proposed: Tommy Lee Jones - He's a Texan!
Our Pick: Donald Trump - Tycoon with good & evil sides
SUE ELLEN EWING
Original: Linda Gray - Sweet and clueless
Proposed: Catherine Zeta-Jones - Loves older men!
Proposed: Demi Moore - But it's clear she likes 'em young!
Proposed: Jennifer Lopez - Texas-sized booty
Our Pick: Martha Stewart - She and Trump are a pair, right?
BOBBY EWING
Original: Patrick Duffy - Eternal good guy
Proposed: Matthew McConaughey - Texan, but too naughty
Proposed: Owen Wilson - Texan, but even naughtier
Our Pick: Zach Braff - 'Scrub' in for a zany Bobby!
PAMELA EWING
Original: Victoria Principal - Always breathless
Proposed: Drew Barrymore - She could do the voice!
Proposed: Reese Witherspoon - She's got the twang
Our Pick: Keira Knightley Just hot enough
LUCY EWING
Original: Charlene Tilton - Hopelessly spoiled
Proposed: Lindsay Lohan - Understands dysfunctional families
Proposed: Jessica Simpson - How 'bout Lucy Duke?
Proposed: Mandy Moore - Just about right
Our Pick: Hilary Duff - Plus, she can sing!
I have a challenge for you. You get to play casting director. You get to pick whoever you want to be a part of the Ewing Family as long as they fit the original description. Let's see who gets to stay at SouthFork Ranch as "You Cast the Cast"!