View Full Version : How safe is it to sell one's soul?


Ireneparalegal
01-14-2006, 01:07 AM
are there any precautions? will there be regrets?

Janice
01-14-2006, 01:12 AM
I think it's a bad idea, particularly if you sell it to the devil. ;)

EmoJoe
01-14-2006, 01:36 AM
Well you'll probably get about $5 off of the deal.

Hollow
01-14-2006, 01:39 AM
just don't go door to door selling it, or someone might think it's stolen.

EmoJoe
01-14-2006, 01:40 AM
just don't go door to door selling it, or someone might think it's stolen.
It probably is anyway.

Sterling Holobyte
01-14-2006, 01:44 AM
I sold my soul to the devil but he sent it back and demanded a refund.:cool:

Hollow
01-14-2006, 02:03 AM
Peter: I'd sell my soul to be famous!
[in hell]
Satan: [intakes fax] We've got a live one. Peter Griffin.
Computer Assistant: No good, sir. It seems he already sold his soul once in 1977 for Bee Gees tickets and then again in 1983 for half a mallomar.

dawsongirl
01-14-2006, 02:49 AM
Mine's sort of broken and inoperable. Think I can still get something for it?

Brad Russ
01-14-2006, 02:52 AM
The soul is one of the most precious things we have, so I would say that selling it is probably the biggest mistake one could ever make. The very idea of someone selling their soul scares the crap out of me!!

Brad Russ
01-14-2006, 02:56 AM
Mine's sort of broken and inoperable. Think I can still get something for it?

Mine sort of feels that way at times too. :(

robyrob
01-14-2006, 09:42 AM
i think that you are better off just renting it out for weddings, birthday parties and barmitzvahs.

TJL
01-14-2006, 10:41 AM
Somebody ask Justin Timberlake.

That's the only reason I can think of his success.

;)

~*Hannah_Lee*~
01-14-2006, 12:08 PM
^ :lol: I'm kind of freaked out by the idea, personally. I'd be afraid to do it.

swedeace
01-14-2006, 02:23 PM
I think I have accidentally sold my soul to a friend months ago. *worried look*

dawsongirl
01-15-2006, 03:37 AM
Is there a category for this on ebay?

Brent88
01-15-2006, 04:06 AM
:brent :brent :brent :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Ireneparalegal
01-15-2006, 03:50 PM
:brent :brent :brent :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
i know...after seeing the crazy thread abt selling blood, plasma, whatever, i couldn't resist!!!!!!:D

Courtnee
01-15-2006, 05:49 PM
i know...after seeing the crazy thread abt selling blood, plasma, whatever, i couldn't resist!!!!!!:D
I saw this post exactly 2 hours after you posted it! :D

robyrob
01-15-2006, 06:03 PM
I have a VERY strict policy of no returns after 30 days or without receipt.

Courtnee
01-15-2006, 06:04 PM
I have a VERY strict policy of no returns after 30 days or without receipt.
:rofl:


oh dang... :(

Polniaczek033
01-15-2006, 06:20 PM
:lol: :lol:

Ireneparalegal
01-15-2006, 07:39 PM
I saw this post exactly 2 hours after you posted it! :D
2 hours!!!??? what took u sooooooo long???????????:lol:

Dr. Thong
01-15-2006, 08:54 PM
are there any precautions? will there be regrets?

Bart Simpson sold his soul to Milhouse once for $5. At first, he liked having the money, but he later regretted it. He managed to get it back.

Irene, you need help - but I think you know that already.:D

Ireneparalegal
01-15-2006, 09:07 PM
Bart Simpson sold his soul to Milhouse once for $5. At first, he liked having the money, but he later regretted it. He managed to get it back.

Irene, you need help - but I think you know that already.:D
BTW, it's not my soul i am thinking abt selling...:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Dr. Thong
01-15-2006, 09:09 PM
BTW, it's not my soul i am thinking abt selling...:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Would you care to name a price??:D :D :D :D :D

Ireneparalegal
01-15-2006, 09:12 PM
Would you care to name a price??:D :D :D :D :D
How much u got?????????????????:lol: :lol: :lol:

Courtnee
01-15-2006, 09:39 PM
How much u got?????????????????:lol: :lol: :lol:
I can buy your soul as long as the cost's not over a penny and some string

Ireneparalegal
01-15-2006, 09:41 PM
I can buy your soul as long as the cost's not over a penny and some string
remember, it's not actually "my soul" but I do have one for the best bid>>>:D

I wouldn't sell mine...it's not for sale. Some people just don't put theirs to good use...LOL:lol:

Courtnee
01-15-2006, 09:42 PM
remember, it's not actually "my soul" but I do have one for the best bid>>>:D

I wouldn't sell mine...it's not for sale. Some people just don't put theirs to good use...LOL:lol:
I already sold mine for BeeGee's tickets. :(

Ireneparalegal
01-15-2006, 09:44 PM
I already sold mine for BeeGee's tickets. :(
:D :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dr. Thong
01-15-2006, 09:59 PM
How much u got?????????????????:lol: :lol: :lol:

Oops! I didn't get your joke. I thought you were referring to...something else.:eek: :eek:

Never mind.;)

Ireneparalegal
01-15-2006, 10:02 PM
Oops! I didn't get your joke. I thought you were referring to...something else.:eek: :eek:

Never mind.;)
:nonono: :smash: :rofl:

Dr. Thong
01-16-2006, 10:10 AM
:nonono: :smash: :rofl:

Irene, you are the queen of craziness!!

Ireneparalegal
01-17-2006, 12:08 AM
Irene, you are the queen of craziness!!
And you are the prince!!!!!:D :crazy: :crazy:

Dr. Thong
01-17-2006, 03:01 PM
And you are the prince!!!!!:D :crazy: :crazy:

Only the "prince??":mad:

http://www.corante.com/mooreslore/archives/images/prince.jpg

Thanks a lot, Irene old pal!!!:mad:

Ireneparalegal
01-17-2006, 03:10 PM
Only the "prince??":mad:

http://www.corante.com/mooreslore/archives/images/prince.jpg

Thanks a lot, Irene old pal!!!:mad:
to be the King you and I would have to be married!!!! LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: besides, i don't like to share the throne...:D j/k

Dr. Thong
01-18-2006, 03:07 PM
to be the King you and I would have to be married!!!! LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: besides, i don't like to share the throne...:D j/k

I don't care what you say, Irene...

http://www.crescentmoontalent.com/corporate/fatelvis.jpg

...I'm still THE KING!!

Ireneparalegal
01-18-2006, 03:45 PM
I don't care what you say, Irene...

http://www.crescentmoontalent.com/corporate/fatelvis.jpg

...I'm still THE KING!!
OMG!!!!! that pic is hilarious!!!!! I BOW TO THE KING!!!!!!!!:notworthy

Dr. Thong
01-19-2006, 10:01 AM
OMG!!!!! that pic is hilarious!!!!! I BOW TO THE KING!!!!!!!!:notworthy

As well you should.:cool: