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Ireneparalegal
01-12-2006, 07:50 PM
Why is this: :brent called "brent"?

Courtnee
01-12-2006, 08:10 PM
Why is this: :brent called "brent"?
Brent88 laughs at stuff all the time so he got his own smiley :)


t33h33

Janice
01-12-2006, 08:11 PM
Why is this: :brent called "brent"?
That smilie came about upon my suggestion (I think).

Brent always used this one. :rofl:

I suggested that :brent be named Brent. Seth handled it, I believe.

Actually, I goofed, as I think :rofl:should be named Brent.

And I've probably mangled the facts in what I just wrote.

Karen*
01-12-2006, 08:13 PM
That smilie came about upon my suggestion (I think) Brent always used this one :rofl:

I suggested that :brent be called Brent. Seth handled it, I believe.

Actually, I goofed, as I think :rofl:should be named Brent.

And I've probably mangled the facts in what I just wrote.
That's so cool! I want my own smiley, lol. :lol:

Courtnee
01-12-2006, 08:13 PM
That's so cool! I want my own smiley, lol. :lol:
we could call it :karen: and it could have something to do with Rent lol

Karen*
01-12-2006, 08:16 PM
we could call it :karen: and it could have something to do with Rent lol
:rofl:

Janice
01-12-2006, 08:19 PM
Why are the 1800s considered the 19th century?

Why are the 1900s considered the 20th century?

This is the 21st century?

I'm bad at math. :lol:

Hollow
01-12-2006, 08:22 PM
Why are the 1800s considered the 19th century?

Why are the 1900s considered the 20th century?

This is the 21st century?

I'm bad at math. :lol:
the first century was the years 0-99, the second was 100-199, the third was 200-299, etc.

what would jesus do...










...for a klondike bar?

Janice
01-12-2006, 08:24 PM
the first century was the years 0-99, the second was 100-199, the third was 200-299, etc.
I figured it was something like that, but did it ever mess things up with me. :lol:

Courtnee
01-12-2006, 08:25 PM
what would jesus do...










...for a klondike bar?



:rofl:

Courtnee
01-12-2006, 08:25 PM
whats the best way to find a vocal coach?...I've been looking for one for months!

Janice
01-12-2006, 08:34 PM
Why are some websites, for lack of a better word, "stronger" than others?

When I have SO open, and log onto imdb.com or webster.com and a few others, SO closes. However, I can open plenty of other sites that don't overpower SO or other sites.

TJL
01-12-2006, 08:39 PM
what would jesus do...
...for a klondike bar?

Probably nothing. His Dad gets him whatever he wants anyway.

Why do all the drive up ATMs have braille lettering on the keys?

;)

Polniaczek033
01-12-2006, 08:43 PM
has anyone ever had jolt? the energy drink? i like jolt blue. it's good. but my stomach hurts.

Ireneparalegal
01-12-2006, 08:47 PM
Probably nothing. His Dad gets him whatever he wants anyway.

Why do all the drive up ATMs have braille lettering on the keys?

;)

In case Stevie Wonder pulls in...:D

thanx for the response Janice and Rock Princess...

:mooner: can the mooner be named after me!!??:lol: :wave:

Fleet
01-12-2006, 09:32 PM
What was the nickname of Second Officer Charles Lightoller, the highest-ranking officer to survive the Titanic disaster?

Courtnee
01-12-2006, 09:32 PM
In case Stevie Wonder pulls in...:D

thanx for the response Janice and Rock Princess...

:mooner: can the mooner be named after me!!??:lol: :wave:
:rofl:


:irene:



:racist:

Courtnee
01-12-2006, 09:34 PM
How is it,Irene, that you signed up later than me and you have more posts? :lol:


maybe :talk: should be named :irene:


;)


</ooohyoujustgotburntliketoast>


</yougotserved,ho>

Ireneparalegal
01-12-2006, 09:47 PM
How is it,Irene, that you signed up later than me and you have more posts? :lol:


maybe :talk: should be named :irene:


;)


</ooohyoujustgotburntliketoast>


</yougotserved,ho>
Because I am a :racist: and I don't hate any one, I hate EVERYONE!!!! LOL (u know I am just kidding, right?):eek: :lol:

Courtnee
01-12-2006, 09:49 PM
Because I am a :racist: and I don't hate any one, I hate EVERYONE!!!! LOL (u know I am just kidding, right?):eek: :lol:
:lol: yeah your sweet,irene

Ireneparalegal
01-12-2006, 10:35 PM
Why do people like to hurt their friends?

Courtnee
01-12-2006, 10:40 PM
Why do people like to hurt their friends?
I've been wondering that too :(

Fleet
01-12-2006, 11:59 PM
What was the nickname of Second Officer Charles Lightoller, the highest-ranking officer to survive the Titanic disaster?
Okay, I'll give out one hint...
"Turn off the ..."

robyrob
01-13-2006, 12:18 AM
Okay, I'll give out one hint...
"Turn off the ..."
"...gefilte fish" ?

Titania
01-13-2006, 12:25 AM
Okay, I'll give out one hint...
"Turn off the ..."

"Lightoller"....."Turn off the"....I'm going to have to go with "Lights"

robyrob
01-13-2006, 12:29 AM
Why are some websites, for lack of a better word, "stronger" than others?

When I have SO open, and log onto imdb.com or webster.com and a few others, SO closes. However, I can open plenty of other sites that don't overpower SO or other sites.
if I am understanding your question correctly, when you click on some links, they open new windows (or tabs in firefox), and others will re-use the existing windows,making you "lose" the site you were on - the reason for this is the way that the links are coded; the person that designed the page chose to make those links open new windows or not. There is also a setting in the Internet Explorer Properties, on the advanced tab under "browsing", you can select "reuse windows for launching shortcuts", but the webpage can still override that.

You CAN override those settings in firefox with a few extensions and some tweaking though :)

Fleet
01-13-2006, 01:57 AM
"Lightoller"....."Turn off the"....I'm going to have to go with "Lights"
You're the winner!
His co-workers called him "Lights." A lot easier than saying "Lightoller."

Fleet
01-13-2006, 02:00 AM
"...gefilte fish" ?
:confused: ohno:

Janice
01-13-2006, 02:03 AM
if I am understanding your question correctly, when you click on some links, they open new windows (or tabs in firefox), and others will re-use the existing windows,making you "lose" the site you were on - the reason for this is the way that the links are coded; the person that designed the page chose to make those links open new windows or not. There is also a setting in the Internet Explorer Properties, on the advanced tab under "browsing", you can select "reuse windows for launching shortcuts", but the webpage can still override that.

You CAN override those settings in firefox with a few extensions and some tweaking though :)
One more time, in English. I kid, but it's hard for me to understand that stuff, you computer geek you. ;)

Brent88
01-13-2006, 02:35 AM
the first century was the years 0-99, the second was 100-199, the third was 200-299, etc.

Actually... there was no year zero was there?

My dad kept complaining that 2000 was actually NOT the start of the Millennium. :lol:

Ireneparalegal
01-13-2006, 06:08 PM
Does anyone else think that Colin Farrell is ugly?

Chad Michael Murray
01-13-2006, 06:20 PM
OMFG IRENE YOU'RE AWESOME!!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who just 'doesn't see it'.

I also feel the same way about Jake Gyllenhaal and Scarlett Johansson. (sp?)

Ireneparalegal
01-13-2006, 06:23 PM
OMFG IRENE YOU'RE AWESOME!!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who just 'doesn't see it'.

I also feel the same way about Jake Gyllenhaal and Scarlett Johansson. (sp?)
You know, whenever I see a pic of Scarlett, right away I think of Charlize Theron, because I feel like Charlize is so awesomely beautiful and Scarlett is trying to emulate her look or something. It bothers the bejesus outta me!!!

Courtnee
01-13-2006, 06:23 PM
OMFG IRENE YOU'RE AWESOME!!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who just 'doesn't see it'.

I also feel the same way about Jake Gyllenhaal and Scarlett Johansson. (sp?)
I think that about Johnny Depp

I think he's ugly :snob:

Ireneparalegal
01-13-2006, 06:25 PM
I think that about Johnny Depp

I think he's ugly :snob:
You know me too...for some reason, it seems as if he had plastic surgery to get a real sharp look to his face, but he didn't. I just don't see it. to be honest, I don't think Brad Pitt is anything either!!!!
Give me JAOQUIN PHOENIX OR JOHN TRAVOLTA BABY!!!!!!!!!!!! I would cheat on my man in a heartbeat for those two!!!!:eek:

EmoJoe
01-13-2006, 06:26 PM
Actually... there was no year zero was there?

My dad kept complaining that 2000 was actually NOT the start of the Millennium. :lol:
There probably was, I dont know.

Ireneparalegal
01-13-2006, 06:28 PM
It's Friday the 13th? Anyone care? I don't.

Chad Michael Murray
01-13-2006, 06:35 PM
I think that about Johnny Depp

I think he's ugly :snob:

MEEEEEE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Irene and Rock Princess...I definitely think we 'have ESPN or something'.

So many girls are like "Johnny Depp is so hot", but when I see him all I can think of are the homeless guys I see standing on the corner downtown who need a haircut and a razor.

KayCee
01-13-2006, 06:36 PM
It's Friday the 13th? Anyone care? I don't.
LOL I didn't even notice that.

Chad Michael Murray
01-13-2006, 06:38 PM
LOL I didn't even notice that.

Psst, BTW, Karen Carpenter...

It's Friday the 13th. :eek:

BETCHA DIDN'T KNOW THAT, SUCKAAAAAAAAA!

EmoJoe
01-13-2006, 06:52 PM
Why does myspace like to not work?

Ireneparalegal
01-14-2006, 12:21 AM
Why does myspace like to not work?
my daughters have the same question????????????:lol:

Ireneparalegal
01-14-2006, 12:22 AM
MEEEEEE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Irene and Rock Princess...I definitely think we 'have ESPN or something'.

So many girls are like "Johnny Depp is so hot", but when I see him all I can think of are the homeless guys I see standing on the corner downtown who need a haircut and a razor.
:lol: :lol: :wave:

robyrob
01-14-2006, 01:00 AM
where are my shoes, and whose pants are these?

Ireneparalegal
01-14-2006, 01:01 AM
where are my shoes, and whose pants are these?
better get your ass home dear!!!!!!!!:lol:

dawsongirl
01-14-2006, 02:42 AM
OMFG IRENE YOU'RE AWESOME!!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who just 'doesn't see it'.

I also feel the same way about Jake Gyllenhaal and Scarlett Johansson. (sp?)
I ain't all that impressed with any of em.

dawsongirl
01-14-2006, 02:42 AM
I think that about Johnny Depp

I think he's ugly :snob:

ME TOO.

dawsongirl
01-14-2006, 02:45 AM
Why is it called heartbreak? Cuz it feels more like your head is going to burst open. Unless you get so sad your stick a sharp object thru your chest and literally break your heart. But then it would be more of a tear than a break. Breaks are more for soild, hard stuff...like bones.

Polniaczek033
01-14-2006, 02:47 AM
why am i so paranoid that something is wrong?

robyrob
01-14-2006, 09:40 AM
why am i so paranoid that something is wrong?
its because you WRITE TOO SMALL

Polniaczek033
01-14-2006, 01:04 PM
its because you WRITE TOO SMALL
i'm sorry

robyrob
01-14-2006, 01:06 PM
i'm sorry
dont be - you can always compensate by wearing a tinfoil hat :)

Polniaczek033
01-14-2006, 01:08 PM
dont be - you can always compensate by wearing a tinfoil hat :)
haha. okay.

Chad Michael Murray
01-14-2006, 01:09 PM
*Voice of Glen/Glenda from Seed of Chucky*

"Why do you kill people?"

Ireneparalegal
01-15-2006, 07:57 PM
*Voice of Glen/Glenda from Seed of Chucky*

"Why do you kill people?"
Because they ask for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! j/k

Courtnee
01-15-2006, 10:10 PM
Why is everything so gray? :(

Ireneparalegal
01-17-2006, 12:11 AM
Do you think the SO members will go to hell???????????:eek:

Chad Michael Murray
01-17-2006, 12:56 AM
Why is Randy so hot?

Chad Michael Murray
01-17-2006, 12:57 AM
Do you think the SO members will go to hell???????????:eek:

Well Irene...

Yes, I think that anybody who not only has viewed the SO forums but has also managed to get sucked into this world of scandal, insanity and sin will be doomed for all eternity.

Let's have a moment of silence to commemorate this moment.












...so, who wants Mexican food?

Chocoholic
01-17-2006, 10:28 AM
Why is the sky blue?

Ireneparalegal
01-17-2006, 02:58 PM
Well Irene...

Yes, I think that anybody who not only has viewed the SO forums but has also managed to get sucked into this world of scandal, insanity and sin will be doomed for all eternity.

Let's have a moment of silence to commemorate this moment.













...so, who wants Mexican food?
Oh!!!! I do!!!! I want mexican food and that guy in the pic. can I have both? if I am going to hell I might as well have all I can get!!!!

Chad Michael Murray
01-17-2006, 03:28 PM
Well, he WAS going to be mine, but since you and I are both just so awesomely awesome, I'm sure we can make arrangements to share.

Ireneparalegal
01-17-2006, 03:48 PM
Well, he WAS going to be mine, but since you and I are both just so awesomely awesome, I'm sure we can make arrangements to share.
:cheers:

dawsongirl
01-17-2006, 04:28 PM
Why are some people born without brains?

Ireneparalegal
01-17-2006, 08:24 PM
Why are some people born without brains?
Aw Cathy, the guys can't help it...:lol:

Chad Michael Murray
01-17-2006, 09:25 PM
Aw Cathy, the guys can't help it...:lol:

No Mexican food for YOU!!

Ireneparalegal
01-17-2006, 10:16 PM
No Mexican food for YOU!!
that's ok...after some quiet time with the guy in the pic you posted, I would be too tired to eat!!!:D :D :D :D :D

Chad Michael Murray
01-17-2006, 10:43 PM
that's ok...after some quiet time with the guy in the pic you posted, I would be too tired to eat!!!:D :D :D :D :D


HA! You think so? Because I'm taking HIM along with me and the Mexican food!!! :happyface

Ireneparalegal
01-19-2006, 12:52 AM
HA! You think so? Because I'm taking HIM along with me and the Mexican food!!! :happyface
oh you think so? I know so. I am PUTTING THE FOOD ON HIM AND EATING IT RIGHT OFF HIS BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:p

Chad Michael Murray
01-19-2006, 12:57 AM
oh you think so? I know so. I am PUTTING THE FOOD ON HIM AND EATING IT RIGHT OFF HIS BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:p


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/ba/1hoganshirt.jpg/180px-1hoganshirt.jpg

WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOUUUUUUUUUUU?!

Ireneparalegal
01-19-2006, 01:02 AM
LOL...u are too much!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

Janice
01-26-2006, 07:17 PM
I'd like to know why, when I have the TVs on in my kitchen and livingroom, there's a slight second or two delay. Both on the same cable. Strange.

Ireneparalegal
01-26-2006, 09:19 PM
I'd like to know why, when I have the TVs on in my kitchen and livingroom, there's a slight second or two delay. Both on the same cable. Strange.
Hmmmm, interesting.

Courtnee
01-26-2006, 09:21 PM
Hmmmm, interesting.
indeed :google:

robyrob
01-26-2006, 09:46 PM
I'd like to know why, when I have the TVs on in my kitchen and livingroom, there's a slight second or two delay. Both on the same cable. Strange.
do you have digital cable?

Janice
01-26-2006, 09:55 PM
do you have digital cable?
I do Sir.

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup
01-26-2006, 10:09 PM
Why can't there be a ketchup smiley named after me? :D

Ireneparalegal
01-26-2006, 10:14 PM
Why can't there be a ketchup smiley named after me? :D
here it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JINNYGIRL SMILEY

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup
01-26-2006, 10:16 PM
HEY! Can we get TJ to make that permanent!?!?! I LOVE IT! :wave: :D

Ireneparalegal
01-26-2006, 10:18 PM
HEY! Can we get TJ to make that permanent!?!?! I LOVE IT! :wave: :D
TJ, CAN WE MAKE THIS SMILEY FOR JINNYGIRL???
please members...ask TJ to make this for Jinnygirl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

robyrob
01-26-2006, 10:33 PM
I do Sir.
the delay is probably because of the digital cable - do you have a DVR or a "pause" feature? you should lose the delay if you change the channel momentarily.

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup
01-27-2006, 12:00 AM
TJ, CAN WE MAKE THIS SMILEY FOR JINNYGIRL???
please members...ask TJ to make this for Jinnygirl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Awww I love you Irene!! :bighug:

Ireneparalegal
01-27-2006, 12:17 PM
Awww I love you Irene!! :bighug:
:wave: :bighug: LOVE YA BACK!!!!!!!!!!

Courtnee
01-27-2006, 11:37 PM
why is stuff in hot topic so damn expensive? pissed:

Chad Michael Murray
01-27-2006, 11:40 PM
God, that Jinnygirl smiley up there looks like something out of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. :lol:

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup
01-27-2006, 11:57 PM
God, that Jinnygirl smiley up there looks like something out of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. :lol:
:lol:

Janice
01-30-2006, 01:10 AM
the delay is probably because of the digital cable - do you have a DVR or a "pause" feature? you should lose the delay if you change the channel momentarily.
Oops, forgot about this. No, I don't have DVR or a pause feature.

Janice
01-30-2006, 01:13 AM
Are there any differences between puke and barf smilies that I'm unaware of?

puke puke:

barf :barf:

Ireneparalegal
01-31-2006, 09:54 PM
Are there any differences between puke and barf smilies that I'm unaware of?

puke puke:

barf :barf:
I have wondered that myself Janice, thank u for bringing up this question!:cool:

as for Rock Princess: My daughter asks the same question abt Hot Topic! I buy alot of Stewie stuff there. I agree, why is it soooo expensive?

Polniaczek033
01-31-2006, 10:22 PM
Is this picture I made for my band's myspace and purevolume amazing or what?
PSP7 :heart:

Courtnee
01-31-2006, 11:55 PM
Is this picture I made for my band's myspace and purevolume amazing or what?
PSP7 :heart:
:rofl:

why am i so tired all the time???

Ireneparalegal
02-01-2006, 10:22 PM
:rofl:

why am i so tired all the time???
Because you have alot on your mind; that can take a toll on you. When you have been doing something physically, that can be tiring, but it seems when you have alot on your mind or your mind is working overtime, it can really drain you more than if you physically did something.

HOW CAN WE GET MORE EMOTICONS ADDED ON THE FORUM?

Chad Michael Murray
02-01-2006, 10:28 PM
If we ever get more, I'm requesting that one should be a tiny Chad Michael Murray head in my honor.

Ireneparalegal
02-01-2006, 10:29 PM
If we ever get more, I'm requesting that one should be a tiny Chad Michael Murray head in my honor.
i see that i am not the only one who wants to see more of them. I think you need to make one that you just described and put it here for us to see.

Chad Michael Murray
02-01-2006, 10:31 PM
One like :gary:, except Chad instead!!

I'll attempt to make one to show you. :lol:

Chad Michael Murray
02-01-2006, 10:35 PM
There, like this, but more professional looking.

Ireneparalegal
02-01-2006, 10:37 PM
There, like this, but more professional looking.
Good job. Ok, now how do we get more emoticons on this forum???? Anyone? Anyone? Yoo Hoo...

Ireneparalegal
02-02-2006, 10:27 PM
How do you quote just a part of someone's post? I sometimes want to just quote a certain part of their post, not the whole thing, but I don't know how...HELP!!!!!!:confused:

Chad Michael Murray
02-02-2006, 10:35 PM
When you quote them, and you're in the reply box, just delete whatever part you don't want in it. That's what I do.

Ireneparalegal
02-02-2006, 10:36 PM
When you quote them, and you're in the reply box, just delete whatever part you don't want in it. That's what I do.
Ok, thanx. I should have just PM'd you. duh!!!!!!!

EmoJoe
02-02-2006, 10:39 PM
i see that i am not the only one who wants to see more of them. I think you need to make one that you just described and put it here for us to see.
i think Antonio needs to be a smiley

he now has diolauge

EmoJoe
02-02-2006, 10:40 PM
im ok with new smilies as long as :racist: and :mrtarver: arent deleted...

Ireneparalegal
02-02-2006, 10:57 PM
When you quote them, and you're in the reply box, just delete whatever part you don't want in it. That's what I do.
Ok, now how do you quote parts of different posts from different posters?

EmoJoe
02-02-2006, 11:02 PM
Ok, now how do you quote parts of different posts from different posters?
quote the person, then delete the part you dont want in the quote.

like...if i just wanted to quote your "ok" i would quote you, delete the rest of the quote, and then post

Ireneparalegal
02-02-2006, 11:12 PM
quote the person, then delete the part you dont want in the quote.

like...if i just wanted to quote your "ok" i would quote you, delete the rest of the quote, and then post
you know, i answered my own question after I posted. I tried it out and it works. thanx you guys. :wave:

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup
02-10-2006, 03:24 AM
Hmm I wasn't sure where to ask this, so I'll try here.

For some reason, my IP is exactly the same as someone else's but it's not me!! What's going on?:wave:




Wait, is someone else trying to be THE Kelly Ketchup???? :mad:

Ireneparalegal
02-10-2006, 12:28 PM
Hmm I wasn't sure where to ask this, so I'll try here.

For some reason, my IP is exactly the same as someone else's but it's not me!! What's going on?:wave:




Wait, is someone else trying to be THE Kelly Ketchup???? :mad:
You're scaring me...WHO, WHAT, WHERE...??????????

Janice
02-10-2006, 01:05 PM
I wonder if our 7-month old kitten Lily will be okay when we bring home a 2 1/2 month old kitten today? I hope she accepts him with no problem.

Ireneparalegal
02-10-2006, 01:14 PM
I wonder if our 7-month old kitten Lily will be okay when we bring home a 2 1/2 month old kitten today? I hope she accepts him with no problem.
Awwwww, kittens. I love them.

Well, considering the older one is only abt five months older, I don't think there will be a problem. I have introduced an adult cat with another adult cat in our house some years back, and it worked out. As a matter of fact, one was male, the other female. When our female had kittens, the male would go over to the kittens and lay with them and sleep with them, keep them warm and clean them (lick them). It was the most precious thing to see.

robyrob
02-10-2006, 01:17 PM
Hmm I wasn't sure where to ask this, so I'll try here.

For some reason, my IP is exactly the same as someone else's but it's not me!! What's going on?:wave:




Wait, is someone else trying to be THE Kelly Ketchup???? :mad:who is you ISP (AOL, maybe?)

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup
02-10-2006, 06:17 PM
who is you ISP (AOL, maybe?)
Yup AOL

robyrob
02-10-2006, 09:57 PM
Yup AOL
well, there's your answer - AOL does not use one IP address per user, they use a system of proxy ip addresses for all of their users. You can read more about it here:

http://webmaster.info.aol.com/proxyinfo.html

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup
02-10-2006, 10:05 PM
well, there's your answer - AOL does not use one IP address per user, they use a system of proxy ip addresses for all of their users. You can read more about it here:

http://webmaster.info.aol.com/proxyinfo.html
PHEW! Thank you sooo much.

Irene, IM THE ONLY KELLY KETCHUP WAHOOOOO! :dance:

Ireneparalegal
02-10-2006, 10:12 PM
PHEW! Thank you sooo much.

Irene, IM THE ONLY KELLY KETCHUP WAHOOOOO! :dance:
:cheers: :clap: :yourock:

Courtnee
02-10-2006, 10:16 PM
why did i have to get my period today of all days? pissed:

Ireneparalegal
02-10-2006, 10:23 PM
Why do papercuts hurt like HELL!!!?????

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup
02-10-2006, 10:29 PM
Why do papercuts hurt like HELL!!!?????
Awww *kisses papercut* GOD I HOPE THAT IS ON UR FINGER! :rofl:

Ireneparalegal
02-10-2006, 10:32 PM
Awww *kisses papercut* GOD I HOPE THAT IS ON UR FINGER! :rofl:
:eek: :lol: :lol: my daughter said: At least it's not in between your fingers, on the web part! ;)

Ireneparalegal
02-11-2006, 07:58 PM
Are there any unguided missiles?

Are female moths called myths?

After styrofoam is made, what do they ship it in?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

theshark8777
02-11-2006, 10:15 PM
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

Nice, but I think they would throw apple pies.

Courtnee
02-11-2006, 11:52 PM
why is it cold on the day of the mari gras parade?

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup
02-12-2006, 02:19 AM
WHY do nurse giving lethal injection use alcohol wipes?! Are they trying to avoid the last minute infection?

robyrob
02-12-2006, 02:19 AM
why is it cold on the day of the mari gras parade?
to make everything "perky"

Johnny S
02-12-2006, 10:37 AM
to make everything "perky"
:lol: :rofl: :brent

Getoine Jennings
02-12-2006, 07:35 PM
I've had it for a few months then, for a week, I had trouble getting it started. Now it squeaks. Is there any way to repair this?

Ireneparalegal
02-12-2006, 09:13 PM
to make everything "perky"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :crazy:

Ireneparalegal
02-12-2006, 10:42 PM
I have a question for you, Ireneparalegal:if you were a police officer, how would you handle
arresting and handcuffing an armed robbery/murder suspect?:

Standing?

Kneeling?

Prone?
is this a trick question???

when I was studying Administration of Justice in college (when I wanted to be a police officer) we were shown all the above. But each one is used for different reasons. Such as the height of the officer, the height of the "suspect", whether the officer is alone, and other different factors.

Getoine Jennings
02-14-2006, 06:23 PM
Why is fat chance and a slim chance the same thing?

Chad Michael Murray
02-14-2006, 06:26 PM
I think that a slim chance is saying that there IS a chance, but it's very, very, very tiny and unlikely, but still possible.

If somebody says 'fat chance' to me, I interpret that as a nice way of saying 'no f*cking way!'

gilligan fanatic
02-14-2006, 08:53 PM
WHY do nurse giving lethal injection use alcohol wipes?! Are they trying to avoid the last minute infection?

Good one, I never noticed that before.

Ireneparalegal
02-15-2006, 01:13 AM
I think that a slim chance is saying that there IS a chance, but it's very, very, very tiny and unlikely, but still possible.

If somebody says 'fat chance' to me, I interpret that as a nice way of saying 'no f*cking way!'
I agree.

Holly
02-15-2006, 07:31 AM
How's everyone's week going so far at work/school?????

MsOrange
02-15-2006, 09:03 AM
my week has gone SLOWWWWWWWWWWW