I was wondering if a person sells their blood on a Thurdsay, how safe is it for them to sell their blood again on the following Friday, or even the same Thursday?:confused: What if the person drinks a lot of fluids on Thursday?:confused:

GET A JOB!

it'd be much easier to sell crack rather than going door to door selling your old junk and selling blood.

LMAO

1.- Who the hell sells their blood?
2.- No, it's not safe.

I was wondering if a person sells their blood on a Thurdsay, how safe is it for them to sell their blood again on the following Friday, or even the same Thursday?:confused: What if the person drinks a lot of fluids on Thursday?:confused:

I swear, and I mean this in the nicest way possible, but you create some of the strangest topics on this forum by FAR.

just don't go door to door selling it, or someone might think it's stolen.

wait a second... who the hell are you selling your blood to?

:lol: You DONATE blood. You SELL plasma. And no, you can't do it two days in a row. Once a week at the most.

wait a second... who the hell are you selling your blood to?

Me. It's my new hobby...blood collecting. I just started this week.

I'm coming for yours next, MsOrange. Be ready.

:lol:

Me. It's my new hobby...blood collecting. I just started this week.

I'm coming for yours next, MsOrange. Be ready.

:lol:
YOU'RE A VAMPIRE!!!!!!!! *runs*

Do you have any O+ available? :lol:

How much do you want for it? lol

GET A JOB!
:lol:

selling blood?
weird.

i suggest you don't.

go to ebay, sell it for $100/pint, you might find some vampire fetishists who might pay out the wazoo

it'd be much easier to sell crack rather than going door to door selling your old junk and selling blood.

LMAO

::knock knock::
::married mother of four answers the door:::
"can I help you?"
"hi, would you like to buy some crack? it's good for you"
::slam::

Do you have any O+ available? :lol:
I am O positive. I'll trade you; some of my blood for chocolate.

I just donated blood last week (through the red cross) and it says I must wait 56 days to donate blood again.

I seriously didn't think they paid for blood anymore, because too diseased people were doing it. I must be mistaken.

I am O positive. I'll trade you; some of my blood for chocolate.

I just donated blood last week (through the red cross) and it says I must wait 56 days to donate blood again.

Done deal!:lol:

go to ebay, sell it for $100/pint, you might find some vampire fetishists who might pay out the wazoo
just don't go door to door selling it, or someone might think it's stolen.
Me. It's my new hobby...blood collecting. I just started this week.

I'm coming for yours next, MsOrange. Be ready.

:lol:



:rofl:

Wow...

*knocks on your head and yells*

IS ANYBODY HOME?!?!?!?!

*KNOCKS HARDER*

Hold on...I need to look into your ears...

...

Just as I thought. Your head is vacant. :crazy:

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...did somebody call for Mae Young here?!

Wow. Why don't you get a job if you're that desperate for money?

Giving blood is a great thing to do, because it saves alot of lives, but in answer to your question, no it's not good to give blood that frequently. I don't even think a blood bank would allow you to do that. Personally, if I were to give blood, I'd probably only do it every couple weeks, or maybe even once a month.

why do something that could be unhealthy rather than just getting a job?

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:rofl:

I like this one

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What is the worst possible thing that could happen if you sell your blood(plasma) one day, and sell it again the next day?

you could get abducted by aliens and have your head explode.

What is the worst possible thing that could happen if you sell your blood(plasma) one day, and sell it again the next day?
let's see, you'll probably die, and wouldn't have made any money from it anyway.

if you were a guy you could sell sperm.

if you were a guy you could sell sperm.
Paid for our wedding!

wait a second... who the hell are you selling your blood to?

:brent

More approriately would be why the hell are you selling it in the first place? :p

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:rofl: :rofl:

:rofl:

I like this one

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:brent :lol:

if you were a guy you could sell sperm.

God yes. Infinite supply. :eek: :lol:

What is the worst possible thing that could happen if you sell your blood(plasma) one day, and sell it again the next day?

RUN OUT OF BLOOD. Seriously, your body can only replenish itself so fast. You'd get anemic and a whole bunch of other lack of nutrition abnormalities, and then like when a car runs out of oil...you'll just...seize up and die.

I consulted this panel of experts, and they were unanimous in their opinion to keep your blood in your body.

What is the worst possible thing that could happen if you sell your blood(plasma) one day, and sell it again the next day?

Someone dumb enough will actually buy it.

if you were a guy you could sell sperm.

And apparently, make pretty good money. Women can also sell their ovum(???) for some good cash.

And apparently, make pretty good money. Women can also sell their ovum(???) for some good cash.
oh god don't say that... she'll be asking how many she can sell in a day.

What is the worst possible thing that could happen if you sell your blood(plasma) one day, and sell it again the next day?


The lab won't let you; it's against their rules./
Please don't give her any ideas about selling her eggs; it would be like a headless chicken running around.

oh god don't say that... she'll be asking how many she can sell in a day.

No, that's something I don't want to do. I don't want to be the mother of someone and don't know who my child is and vice versa. :( If I do that, I'd be looking at a whole bunch of babies and children for the rest of my life wondering if that is my daughter or son.:(

No, that's something I don't want to do. I don't want to be the mother of someone and don't know who my child is and vice versa. :( If I do that, I'd be looking at a whole bunch of babies and children for the rest of my life wondering if that is my daughter or son.:(
well then why don't you just get a job?

Man, I gave blood 3 or 4 years ago, just to help some people out. I wish I'd know then that there were still blood banks that actually pay people for the stuff!! Oh well, they did give me some free juice afterwards, and it didn't take as long as I thought, so I guess it was worth it.

Anyway, giving too much can cause serious serious problems. Iv'e heard of people passing out, going into comas, and in some cases even dying after giving too much blood. Seriously Janice Johnson, this is not something that's good to do!!! If money is that important, I'd suggest you'd either get a job, although I don't know of your situation, maybe you're disabled, but the ways you seem to be looking to make money, are very very dangerous. Don't mean to lecture you, but just be extremely careful in the choices you make, please!!

This man is looking to buy some blood. :lol:

This man is looking to buy some blood. :lol:

:lol: He's proof of what happens when you give blood everyday.

As Ms. Orange has pointed out a few times, get a job! I mean you're over the age to start working. Even though you don't seem to have much common sense (understatement of the year), they'll hire anyone at a grocery store. Go now!

As Ms. Orange has pointed out a few times, get a job! I mean you're over the age to start working. Even though you don't seem to have much common sense (understatement of the year), they'll hire anyone at a grocery store. Go now!
seriously. Start training. Start small. Get a job @ a grocery store.. who knows, one day you might be able to work your way up to book keeping. Just do SOMETHING...

No, that's something I don't want to do. I don't want to be the mother of someone and don't know who my child is and vice versa. :( If I do that, I'd be looking at a whole bunch of babies and children for the rest of my life wondering if that is my daughter or son.:(

You wouldnt have to wonder, just check out if they are selling junk door to door or are pawning off body parts and fluids.

That should tip you off.

How much money could I get from selling my eggs?:confused: Not saying I want to do it, just how much do you think I can get?

How much money could I get from selling my eggs?:confused: Not saying I want to do it, just how much do you think I can get?

Why do I get the impression that you are about 10 posts away from asking in what cities is prostitution legal?

And apparently, make pretty good money. Women can also sell their ovum(???) for some good cash.
Yeah, I did that. Made some good cash and inflicted upon the world many of my offspring so that they may one day take over the world. </scarydevillady>

:crazy:

Why do I get the impression that you are about 10 posts away from asking in what cities is prostitution legal?

lol!!

Why do I get the impression that you are about 10 posts away from asking in what cities is prostitution legal?Don't give her the idea

No, I am NEVER going to Prostitute. I don't wanna lose my virginity to some stranger on the street. And on top of that, i could get AIDS or another deadly/harmful STD

Why do I get the impression that you are about 10 posts away from asking in what cities is prostitution legal?

:lol:

How much money could I get from selling my eggs?:confused: Not saying I want to do it, just how much do you think I can get?


OMG! Can you please stop? Instead of sitting by the PC asking this questions why you don't go to your Workforce office and look for a job? FYI this is a medical procedure that involves risks .

For everyone thinking of egg donation please be aware of the risks. In the US egg donation clinics are under no obligation to tell you about the risks of egg donation which include the general risks of going under general anasthetic and ovary hyper stimulation, which can be fatal. In the UK last year a woman died of OHS just a few hours after the treatment.

No, I am NEVER going to Prostitute. I don't wanna lose my virginity to some stranger on the street. And on top of that, i could get AIDS or another deadly/harmful STD
You sure? Makes good money. And I guess you could to it door to door

Why do I get the impression that you are about 10 posts away from asking in what cities is prostitution legal?

:lol:

Nevada with the exception of Vegas. :crazy:

just don't go door to door selling it, or someone might think it's stolen.

:rotflmao:

This man is looking to buy some blood. :lol:

:rotflmao: :lol:

This is the weirdest thread Iv'e ever seen. I don't know if the person who started it is just messing with us now, or being serious. I just hope to God she's not being serious. That would be frightening!!!

love your new avatar Cindy, David Bowie is the man!! :)

love your new avatar Cindy, David Bowie is the man!! :)


Thanks! :D

How much money could I get from selling my eggs?:confused: Not saying I want to do it, just how much do you think I can get?

Oh, boy. If I told you, your next question would be: "Well, where could I get this done? Not that I would actually do it..."

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Yeah, I did that. Made some good cash and inflicted upon the world many of my offspring so that they may one day take over the world. </scarydevillady>

:crazy:

:lol:

As long as they're evenly spread out, then at least there would be a balance of scary devil ladies.

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:lol:

:lol:

As long as they're evenly spread out, then at least there would be a balance of scary devil ladies.

Well see now, there's the problem. I don't know where they are! :angdev:

Well see now, there's the problem. I don't know where they are! :angdev:
ohno:
I suppose I'll have to track 'em down and plant my GPS homing devices on them. Gonna be hard work.

This is the weirdest thread Iv'e ever seen. I don't know if the person who started it is just messing with us now, or being serious. I just hope to God she's not being serious. That would be frightening!!!

I think she means bussiness :drool:

Bram Stoker would love this thread. :lol:

ohno:
I suppose I'll have to track 'em down and plant my GPS homing devices on them. Gonna be hard work.
:( Yes. Pweese? *cute pouty face*

How much money could I get from selling my eggs?:confused: Not saying I want to do it, just how much do you think I can get?
Wow.

Why do I get the impression that you are about 10 posts away from asking in what cities is prostitution legal?
No, she'll probably ask how much money she could get if she sold her life to somebody on the street...

How much money could I get from selling my eggs?:confused: Not saying I want to do it, just how much do you think I can get?
sterile eggs would probably be worth more than what you got for selling your brain.

Crack is wack,kiddes

sterile eggs would probably be worth more than what you got for selling your brain.
lol

Why do I get the impression that you are about 10 posts away from asking in what cities is prostitution legal?

:eek: :lol:

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:brent

That's assuming there was intelligence to begin with. ;) :rolleyes:

sterile eggs would probably be worth more than what you got for selling your brain.

She has a brain?

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:lol:

i was wondering why this thread was getting so much activity and after reading all the posts (which were all funny btw) I now see...


did you have a lobotomy when you were a child?

Now now, everybody, she DOES have a very reasonable, legitimate question, afterall.

So, to answer it once and for all:

No, it is not safe to sell your blood twice within the a short time span. HOWEVER...

It IS safe to sell it three, four or even five times within close proximity of eachother. The reason for this is because I simply think 3, 4 and 5 are all better numbers than 2 and, therefore, much safer for you to work with.

I am now getting it on good information that it is OK to sell your neighbor's blood 2 days in a row. Probably everday if you keep him hydrated and his restraints and gag bound tight.

Feed him once in a while too.

I am now getting it on good information that it is OK to sell your neighbor's blood 2 days in a row. Probably everday if you keep him hydrated and his restraints and gag bound tight.

Feed him once in a while too.

Will you also be selling the dog's blood, or did you just sell the entire thing for a large lump sum in a package deal?

This is getting gory. Please, no more organ selling talk, dog or human. A joke can be funny once, but gets sickening when it's overdone.

.

Now now, everybody, she DOES have a very reasonable, legitimate question, afterall.

:lol:

This isn't the first time she's had a stupid thread like this. :p

:lol:

This isn't the first time she's had a stupid thread like this. :p

I know :p That's why I commented very early on about how strange and unusual her topics always are.

Yeah, but, they are entertaining. :lol:

sterile eggs would probably be worth more than what you got for selling your brain.
:brent :brent

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Have a few laughs at the topic, but no personal attacks towards the person who started the topic, or anyone else.

This isn't an open gossip and goof-on-somebody session.

Oh geesh, wouldn't it just be easier to sell your body to science? ;)

I've realized that there are better ways to earn a few bucks. Today, I asked a neighbor if I could walk her dog, and she told me that that wasn't a good idea, because she said her dog wasn't friendly and was likely to attack me if I tried to walk him. But, she did let me do yard work and she paid me for the yard work. Yard work is safer than selling blood(plasma) twice consecutively in two days. I am thinking about other easier ways to earn money, that are not harmful or illegal. I am thinking about a typing service, in which I charge clients 5.00 to type their reports up for them. I didn't say, DO their reports(as in that would be cheating), they will have already done their reports, but I will just take their hand-written reports and type them, saving them a little time.

I've realized that there are better ways to earn a few bucks. Today, I asked a neighbor if I could walk her dog, and she told me that that wasn't a good idea, because she said her dog wasn't friendly and was likely to attack me if I tried to walk him. But, she did let me do yard work and she paid me for the yard work. Yard work is safer than selling blood(plasma) twice consecutively in two days. I am thinking about other easier ways to earn money, that are not harmful or illegal. I am thinking about a typing service, in which I charge clients 5.00 to type their reports up for them. I didn't say, DO their reports(as in that would be cheating), they will have already done their reports, but I will just take their hand-written reports and type them, saving them a little time.
Well, that's a start. :)

I've realized that there are better ways to earn a few bucks. Today, I asked a neighbor if I could walk her dog, and she told me that that wasn't a good idea, because she said her dog wasn't friendly and was likely to attack me if I tried to walk him. But, she did let me do yard work and she paid me for the yard work. Yard work is safer than selling blood(plasma) twice consecutively in two days. I am thinking about other easier ways to earn money, that are not harmful or illegal. I am thinking about a typing service, in which I charge clients 5.00 to type their reports up for them. I didn't say, DO their reports(as in that would be cheating), they will have already done their reports, but I will just take their hand-written reports and type them, saving them a little time.
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