View Full Version : Disturbing people to get a lap dance from...LOL


Ireneparalegal
01-09-2006, 07:29 PM
Borrowing from SCENES FROM A HAT from Whose Line Is It Anyway...



Michael Moore:eek:
Former female wrestler Chyna:eek:
President Bush (father or son):eek:
Quentin Tarantino:eek:
Rosie O' Donnell:eek:

Karen*
01-09-2006, 07:31 PM
Borrowing from SCENES FROM A HAT from Whose Line Is It Anyway...



Michael Moore:eek:
Former female wrestler Chyna:eek:
President Bush (father or son):eek:
Quentin Tarantino:eek:
Rosie O' Donnell:eek:
:lol:

Courtnee
01-09-2006, 07:32 PM
Starr Jones

Ireneparalegal
01-09-2006, 07:33 PM
Starr Jones
You must have Starr Jones on your mind today...LMAO!!!:D

anyone from "Survivor" after 35 days of no bathing!!!

Polniaczek033
01-09-2006, 07:49 PM
you.






jks.

Chad Michael Murray
01-09-2006, 08:18 PM
^^^^Polniaczek033^^^^

...I keed, I keeeeeeed!

-Mr. T :mrt:
-Gary Coleman
-Verne Troyer
-Roseanne
-Screech from Saved by the Bell
-Gomer Pyle

PZelda
01-09-2006, 08:32 PM
- Florida Evans :eek: :lol:
- Rerun :seeya:
- Bea Arthur
- Tim Conway

Mr. Television
01-09-2006, 08:36 PM
- Florida Evans :eek: :lol:
- Rerun :seeya:
- Bea Arthur
- Tim Conway
Now don't be dissing Bea. She has it going on. :lol:

PrettyinPink55
01-09-2006, 08:39 PM
Now don't be dissing Bea. She has it going on. :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

William Hung :eek:

Polniaczek033
01-09-2006, 09:40 PM
^^^^Polniaczek033^^^^

...I keed, I keeeeeeed!

-Mr. T :mrt:
-Gary Coleman
-Verne Troyer
-Roseanne
-Screech from Saved by the Bell
-Gomer Pyle
:p

ooo. gary coleman would be fun.

-bill clinton

WhoStheBoss_Fan
01-09-2006, 09:43 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

William Hung :eek:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:eek:

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
01-09-2006, 10:02 PM
-bill clinton
Oh man's, Crystal isn't gonna like that.

Ireneparalegal
01-09-2006, 10:35 PM
i wouldn't mind one from bill clinton:D

Polniaczek033
01-09-2006, 10:38 PM
i wouldn't mind one from bill clinton:D
eww. hahahaha. wow, that kind of makes me want to die. hahaha.

ok fine.
monica lewinsky.

seventies_sitcoms
01-09-2006, 11:43 PM
Sally Struthers
TAMU BLACKWELL
Beverly Archer (Knock! Knock!)
Judy Cohen ( a clown dance would be more like it)
Whoever played Beverly LaSalle on All In the Family
Queen Kong (female wrestler)
Geri Jewel
Mindy Cohn
The father from Still Standing
Brad Garrett
Michael Jackson
Woody Allen
Beth Howland

Ireneparalegal
01-09-2006, 11:54 PM
Sally Struthers
TAMU BLACKWELL
Beverly Archer (Knock! Knock!)
Judy Cohen ( a clown dance would be more like it)
Whoever played Beverly LaSalle on All In the Family
Queen Kong (female wrestler)
Geri Jewel
Mindy Cohn
The father from Still Standing
Brad Garrett
Michael Jackson
Woody Allen
Beth Howland
Tamu...LMAO!!!!!!:lol:

Chad Michael Murray
01-10-2006, 12:23 AM
-Corky from "Life Goes On"
-Rocky Dennis from the movie "Mask"

James"Thunder"Early
01-10-2006, 12:57 AM
Edna Garrett "The Facts Of Life"
Monique

dawsongirl
01-10-2006, 01:24 AM
Naked Michael Moore

~*Hannah_Lee*~
01-10-2006, 02:27 AM
^ That was the first one that popped in my head, because of that other thread.

Drew Carey was another one that popped in my head, because they mentioned Who's Line. Love Drew to death....have no need for a lap dance from him.

dawsongirl
01-10-2006, 02:44 AM
^ That was the first one that popped in my head, because of that other thread.

I'm surprised I'm the first one to say that!

PZelda
01-10-2006, 03:11 AM
^ That was the first one that popped in my head, because of that other thread.

Drew Carey was another one that popped in my head, because they mentioned Who's Line. Love Drew to death....have no need for a lap dance from him.
Oooo! How about Mimi?! I would have nightmares for YEARS if I saw Mimi lapdancing. omg:

snl 70s show fan
01-10-2006, 03:39 AM
jennifer wilbanks the runaway bride and heres one that most women would find creppy sec. of defnse donald rumsfeld

Dean Winchester
01-10-2006, 04:13 AM
Michael Moore
Michael Jackson

Moonlight Lady
01-10-2006, 10:55 AM
Rainman (I can't imagine anyone wanting a lapdance from Nate :lol: )
Bruce Vilanch
Dr. Phil
Shelley Winters
Bill Cosby

Chad Michael Murray
01-10-2006, 11:10 AM
-Whoopi Goldberg
-The "Where's the Beef?" lady
-"The King" from the Burger King commercials

And since I just did those last two, I might as well also say...

-Ronald McDonald

Or, for that matter, anybody in clown make-up.

Ireneparalegal
01-10-2006, 02:24 PM
^ That was the first one that popped in my head, because of that other thread.

Drew Carey was another one that popped in my head, because they mentioned Who's Line. Love Drew to death....have no need for a lap dance from him.
I love Drew too. Actually I found Drew to be kinda sexy when he went thru his "bleached" hair phase. Lap Dance...he'd probably break my legs:eek:

Ireneparalegal
01-10-2006, 02:25 PM
I'm surprised I'm the first one to say that!
:( boo hoo, i actually posted it on my thread...:( j/k

Chad Michael Murray
01-10-2006, 03:22 PM
- ...the baby from Dinosaurs

dawsongirl
01-10-2006, 03:43 PM
rofl...this is one nasty thread. :lol: love it.

speaking of Donald Rumsfeld...are there really too many politicians who'd you want a lap dance from? JANET RENO. puke:

MsOrange
01-10-2006, 04:07 PM
JANET RENO. puke:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

seventies_sitcoms
01-10-2006, 05:00 PM
I don't know if anybody named these people or not:
Dr. Laura
Camilla Parker Bowles
Pee Wee Herman
Dr. Ruth
Sue Jo from Talk Sex
Pat Robertson
Ernest Angely
Jerry Falwell
Jim Bakker
Larry Flynt

dawsongirl
01-10-2006, 05:05 PM
Jerry Falwell


:rotflmao: He's pissed just being mentioned in this thread.

Chad Michael Murray
01-10-2006, 05:28 PM
-That one midget actor who played Mickey on Seinfeld

Ireneparalegal
01-10-2006, 09:51 PM
I don't know if anybody named these people or not:
Dr. Laura
Camilla Parker Bowles
Pee Wee Herman
Dr. Ruth
Sue Jo from Talk Sex
Pat Robertson
Ernest Angely
Jerry Falwell
Jim Bakker
Larry Flynt
OMG Camilla....DISGUSTING!!!!!!:lol: :lol:

seventies_sitcoms
01-24-2006, 11:26 PM
RHONETTA the monster hooker from American Idol.

Ireneparalegal
01-24-2006, 11:38 PM
RHONETTA the monster hooker from American Idol.
I KNEW IT!!!!!!!! When I saw this thread pop up and saw your name...i told myself, it's gonna be that chick from American Idol!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

seventies_sitcoms
01-24-2006, 11:41 PM
:rockon: I KNEW IT!!!!!!!! When I saw this thread pop up and saw your name...i told myself, it's gonna be that chick from American Idol!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

RHONETTA ROCKS!!!!

Ireneparalegal
01-24-2006, 11:51 PM
how abt a lap dance from these people::eek: :eek:

vegan_matt
09-01-2006, 02:24 AM
how abt a lap dance from these people::eek: :eek:


1. marie (ray's mom from everybody loves raymond)
2. bea arthur
3. nell carter

these are the ones that I would want a lap dance from:
1. justin berfield
2. channing tatum
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

JNSBSB
09-01-2006, 04:19 AM
Here's a list:

-Wilford Brimley
-Ernest Borgnine
-Ernest Borgnine's Sheriff Lyle character from Convoy
-Sheriff Buford T. Justice
-Michael Clark Duncan
-Ann Ramsey(RIP)
-Queen Elisabeth II(or is it the III? I'm confused!)
-Wynona Judd
-William Shatner
-James Duhaan(Scotty)(RIP)
-George Takei(Sulu)
-Gomer Pyle
-Darth Vador
-The MasterCheif(Halo I&II)
-A StormTrooper
-Darth Sidious aka Lord Palpatine

Ireneparalegal
09-01-2006, 12:15 PM
1. marie (ray's mom from everybody loves raymond)
2. bea arthur
3. nell carter

these are the ones that I would want a lap dance from:
1. justin berfield
2. channing tatum
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Bea Arthur :rofl:

Haunted_Armoire
09-01-2006, 01:27 PM
My choices for a freaky lap dance experience would be:

Bruce Valanche :eek:
William Shatner
Queen Elizabeth
The Pope
Marty Feldman
Marilyn Manson
Miss Piggy
George Bush
Barbara Bush :p

sweetdiggity
09-01-2006, 01:38 PM
Bruce Vilanch


:rofl:

-Larry King :eek:
-Danny Bonaduce
-Marc Anthony
-Phil Margera
-Tom Arnold

Ireneparalegal
09-01-2006, 02:44 PM
:rofl:

-Larry King :eek:
-Danny Bonaduce
-Marc Anthony
-Phil Margera
-Tom Arnold
Yes!!!!!!!!! Skeletor!!!!!!! :puke:
As a matter of fact, all of them!!! :puke:

sweetdiggity
09-01-2006, 03:19 PM
Regis Philbin-:eek:

I assume this one would be horrifying for the guys: Sally Jesse Raphael.:eek: :lol:

Ireneparalegal
09-01-2006, 03:31 PM
Regis Philbin-:eek:

I assume this one would be horrifying for the guys: Sally Jesse Raphael.:eek: :lol:
:rofl: :brent

Dr. John Becker
09-01-2006, 06:10 PM
This is kind of mean because I liked her as a singer but Mandisa from American Idol would be a terrible lap dancer.

Ireneparalegal
09-01-2006, 06:22 PM
Ellen DeGeneres
Conan O'Brien

sweetdiggity
09-01-2006, 06:41 PM
Ellen DeGeneres
Conan O'Brien
:lol: :lol:


-Flavor Flav
-Andy Dick
-Dick Cheney

Ireneparalegal
09-01-2006, 06:54 PM
:lol: :lol:


-Flavor Flav
-Andy Dick
-Dick Cheney
Seeing "Flav" and "Dick" in the same post...:rofl: :puke:

sweetdiggity
09-01-2006, 07:01 PM
Seeing "Flav" and "Dick" in the same post...:rofl: :puke:
:eek: :rofl: :rotflmao: :rofl: puke:

Ireneparalegal
09-06-2006, 12:06 AM
Any of the ugly women from Flavor of Love
Tom Cruise
Steven Segall

Courtnee
09-06-2006, 12:31 AM
flava flav
ur mom

vegan_matt
09-06-2006, 12:34 AM
George W. Bush
Dr. Phil
Oprah
Dixie Carter (Julia Sugarbaker from Designing Women)

vegan_matt
09-13-2006, 03:06 AM
1. Wolf Blitzer (from CNN)
2. Larry King
3. Hillary Clinton
4. Prince Charles
5. *Taylor Hicks* THE WORST :eek: (American Idol)

IMHO