View Full Version : Someone please tell me this is not true...


Dean Winchester
01-08-2006, 02:27 AM
I was talking to a celebrity gossiphound, and he informed me that nude pictures of..... (I'll say the name later).... on a beach have just begun circulating. All I can say is, the Christian groups that want to cure homosexuality can use this as a way to heterosexualize a lot of men... while creating more lesbians if these pictures are really out there....



The latest "celebrity" to allegedly be spotted nude is....

































Michael Moore http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/images/smilies/barf.gifhttp://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/images/smilies/barf.gif

please god let this be a rumor, there is no celebrity, male, female, living, corpse.. I want to see naked LESS

~*Hannah_Lee*~
01-08-2006, 02:33 AM
Ew....I know I don't wanna see them. :puke:

Dean Winchester
01-08-2006, 02:40 AM
I can just see Playgirl taking the pictures and doing a "Moore of Michael" spread.... it would be the first magazine in history to sell so poorly that it actually sold in the negatives, lol

Dutabi84
01-08-2006, 02:52 AM
I can just see Playgirl taking the pictures and doing a "Moore of Michael" spread....


I can't. I'm really trying hard not to. OH crap, I almost did. Help me.

dawsongirl
01-08-2006, 03:07 AM
I can't. I'm really trying hard not to. OH crap, I almost did. Help me.
:rotflmao: This is worse than anything we've talked about tonight. ****. :lol:

sara
01-08-2006, 03:11 AM
I can just see Playgirl taking the pictures and doing a "Moore of Michael" spread....
If I have a nightmare of that image tonight I'm hunting you down. :barf:

Dean Winchester
01-08-2006, 03:15 AM
sadly enough I ran into a girl who wants to see them, she thinks Michael is cute. About the only positive thing lookswise that can be said about him is that he doesn't look like he's in his 50's, but the words "cute" and "Michael Moore" in the same sentence repel each other

dawsongirl
01-08-2006, 03:25 AM
sadly enough I ran into a girl who wants to see them, she thinks Michael is cute. About the only positive thing lookswise that can be said about him is that he doesn't look like he's in his 50's, but the words "cute" and "Michael Moore" in the same sentence repel each other
eww! she needs her head checked.

~*Hannah_Lee*~
01-08-2006, 03:28 AM
eww! she needs her head checked.
Yeah, specifically her eyes... *gag*

Dean Winchester
01-08-2006, 03:28 AM
eww! she needs her head checked.

actually, she has Bowling For Columbine and Fahrenheit 9-11 on DVD because she thinks he is hot, not because of any political leanings or anything, she just has a schoolgirl crush over him....

I say it's time to see the eye doctor

Dutabi84
01-08-2006, 03:31 AM
:rotflmao: This is worse than anything we've talked about tonight. ****. :lol:

:nod: Now THIS is something that'll scar you for life. Probably even in the afterlife.

dawsongirl
01-08-2006, 03:37 AM
:nod: Now THIS is something that'll scar you for life. Probably even in the afterlife.
Worst horror movie...EVER.

Stormtracker TF
01-08-2006, 03:37 AM
Great, now I'm scared to open any message board postings with a "Gross" tag on it.

Dean Winchester
01-08-2006, 03:48 AM
even though his movies really divide audiences... I think everyone is united, liberal, conservative, white, black, male, female, gay, straight, human, animal, earthling, alien, living, dead, inatimate object, in the idea that Michael Moore naked is not something you want to believe really happens... don't we all want to believe he wears clothes in the shower?

dawsongirl
01-08-2006, 03:53 AM
don't we all want to believe he wears clothes in the shower?

:nod:

Brent88
01-08-2006, 03:56 AM
Well there went any chance of going to sleep...

:barf: :barf: :barf:

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Mr. Television
01-08-2006, 04:04 AM
Well there went any chance of going to sleep...

:barf: :barf: :barf:

:eek: :eek: :eek:
and I was just about to go to bed. :lol:

Dean Winchester
01-08-2006, 04:21 AM
come to think of it... most of us HAVE seen a naked Michael Moore before...

dawsongirl
01-08-2006, 04:25 AM
come to think of it... most of us HAVE seen a naked Michael Moore before...
:rofl:

Dean Winchester
01-08-2006, 04:32 AM
I think he looked better back then, don't you think? green sluglike form is very becoming of him

Chelsea
01-08-2006, 04:47 AM
My eyes, my EYS

Karen*
01-08-2006, 06:31 AM
eeeeewwwwwwww :barf:

80sTrivia
01-08-2006, 08:51 AM
Maybe a poor whale beached himself and people are mistaking it for Michael Moore... it could happen! :lol:

Jonathan
01-08-2006, 09:23 AM
Great, I hope the negatives get destroyed.

Janice
01-08-2006, 11:17 AM
There will be a lot of this going on if it's true.

Tuesday Weld
01-08-2006, 12:07 PM
Ewwwwww :eek: :lol:

Chad Michael Murray
01-08-2006, 02:10 PM
JESUS!!

I can honestly say that the thought of Michael Moore naked in any form whatsoever had never even occured to me, and I would've liked to keep it that way. Unfortunately, this thread has now scarred me for life! :(

:mrt: says, "I PITY THE FOOL THAT'S SEEN NAKED PICTURES OF MICHAEL MOORE AND LIVED TO TELL THE TALE!"

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
01-08-2006, 02:23 PM
come to think of it... most of us HAVE seen a naked Michael Moore before...
:lol:

Brad Russ
01-08-2006, 03:44 PM
I think I'm going to get a bunch of copies of those pictures made, and send them to all my liberal friends next year around Christmastime, with the text: "You thought George Bush was bad, well get a load of this Bush". Ha ha ha ha ha!!! :lol:

spunkygirl
01-08-2006, 04:13 PM
I can just see Playgirl taking the pictures and doing a "Moore of Michael" spread.... it would be the first magazine in history to sell so poorly that it actually sold in the negatives, lol

:rofl: :rofl:


That's just nasty the idea of that :eek: :barf:

spunkygirl
01-08-2006, 04:16 PM
come to think of it... most of us HAVE seen a naked Michael Moore before...


Oh my gosh that about made me pee my pants from laughing so hard :brent

Johnny Five
01-08-2006, 05:50 PM
come to think of it... most of us HAVE seen a naked Michael Moore before...

Actually he's been working out. Here's a more recent picture.

Chelsea
01-08-2006, 06:47 PM
As a friendly reminder: Posting nude images to the forums is an offense punishable by suspension and/or banning.

I KNEW there was a reason we had that rule :lol:

Dean Winchester
01-08-2006, 06:50 PM
well, I found one of the pictures.... Michael is greeted by a kiss from a young fan on the beach

http://kadish.home.mindspring.com/melissa_kisses_the_beached_whale_2004.jpg

Tuesday Weld
01-08-2006, 06:59 PM
come to think of it... most of us HAVE seen a naked Michael Moore before...

:lol:

snl 70s show fan
01-08-2006, 07:05 PM
what im going to say might be childish and imature but i will say it anyway EWWWWWW

Dean Winchester
01-08-2006, 07:15 PM
Michael Moore... in the nude... on the moon!!!!

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/3104/whaleonthemoon2ve.jpg