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EmoJoe

01-07-2006, 12:56 PM

HI EVERYONE I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT AL HAS A MYSPACE SO ADD HIM PLEASE!!!

www.myspace.com/youisaracist

Courtnee

01-07-2006, 03:13 PM

:rofl: :racist:

Hollow

01-07-2006, 03:22 PM

don't forget to check out :grr:'s myspace profile as well! (i didn't make it though..but to :grr: with it; whoever did is the roxors)

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=22853362

robyrob

01-07-2006, 04:21 PM

right on man

in fact, :thumbsup: needs a myspace too :nod:

Karen*

01-07-2006, 04:43 PM

:brent That's soooo funny! I'm gonna add him and put him in my top 8!!!

Chad Michael Murray

01-07-2006, 05:35 PM

I pity the fool who forgets to give :mrt: a Myspace.

CAN YOU DIG -THAT-...SUCKAAAAAAAAAAA?!

Parakeet03

01-07-2006, 05:37 PM

hahahah! thats hilarious! :lol:

Courtnee

01-07-2006, 10:54 PM

Hollow

01-07-2006, 11:31 PM

EmoJoe

01-08-2006, 12:51 AM

A survey from Al Sharpton

1. Initials: AL LOZLOZLZOZOZLLZ

2. Name someone with the same birthday as you: PROLLY SOME RACIST LOZLZOZLZL

3. Favorite fruit? KIWIS ARE LIKE SOOOOO GOODLIK OMG LOZOZLZLZ

4. For or against same sex marriage? 4...ND ANYONE HOO IS AGAINST IS LIK A RACIST AND STUFFIES LOLZOLZZ

5. Are you alergic to anything? IM ALERGIC TO TOENAIL CLIPPERS OMG LOZLZOLZOZLZ

6. Are you bisexual? YES LZOZOLZOZLLZ

8. How many U.S states have you been to? LIK ALL OF DEM!!! OGMGMFG

9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in? IONO PROLLY LIKED 8 OR SUMTHIN LZOLZLZ

10. Have you ever lived outside the U.S? Y3S I LIV IN LIK GREENLAND NOW LZOLZOZLZ

11. Name something physical you like about yourself? I LUV MY ARMPITS LZ OLZOZL

12. Something non-physical you like about yourself? IM SEXY LZOLZLZ

13. do you have any pets? YES I HAF A PET ELEPHENT LOZLZLZ

14. What is your dream car? A KIDDIE WAGON I CULD NEVER AFORD THOSE B1TC|-|333ZZZ LOLZOLZOLZ

15. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you? THE NORTH POLL TO VISTI MY CELBERTY CRUSH SANTA LZOZLZOOZLZOLZ SANTA IS SO SEXY HE HAS A GREAT BOD LOZOZOOZLZ

16. Have you ever had someone of the opposite sex sleep over? YES LZOLZZ

17. Did you like the person? NOT REALLY BUT I DATED THEM ANYWAY LOZLZOLZLZ

18. What dream car do you want your husband/wife want to drive? A HORSE N BUGGY JUS LIK IN DA OLD DAYS LZOZOZOZOZ

19. How many illegal things have you done? I DONT NO I LOST COUNT AT 4909083908389045389034903502502589254958204253 LOZLZLZOOZL

20. Where would you want to go on a first date? ANTARTICA LOZLZZ L

21. Would you date the person who posted this before you? N00000 LOZLLZ

22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?YES LOZLZLZ

23. Ever been kissed under fireworks? NO FIREWERKS ARE RACITS

24. Do you like president Bush? NO HE IS A RACIST LOLZLZ

25. Have you ever bungee jumped? YEZ I DID IT YESTARDAY LOZLZLZLZ

26. Have you ever white water rafted? YES I DID IT THIS MORNIN!!!!

27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you? NO IM LIKE RELLY OLD SO PPL 10 YEARS OLDER THEN ME ARE PROLLY DEAD LOLZLZLZ

30. Are you racist? YOU IS A RACIST! :racist:

31. What song are you listening to right now? BLUEGRASS MUSIK I LUV THAT STERFF LOOZOZOZO

32. What's your favorite song at the moment? STREETS OF BALTIMERRE BY 17 STREAT LOLZLZ ITS SO HARDCORE

33. What was the last movie you watched? THA DORA THE EXPLORAR MOVIE LZOZLZLLZ

35. Where was the last place you went besides your house? PROBLY JAIL LOLZOLZLZ

36. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property? YES LZOLZL THEY WERE A RACIST!!!111111ONE1111

37. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? YES I LUV DORA THE EXPLORER LOZLZLZL

39. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? EAR LOBES LZOZLZL

40. What's ur fav. body part on the opposite sex? ELBOWS

41. What do you usually order from Starbucks? NUTHIN STARBUCKS IS A RACIST LZOZLZL

44. Say something totally random about yourself: I AM NOT A RACIST LOLZOLZ

45. Do you have an iPod? NO I STILL HAVE THAT NEWFANGELED PHONO-GRAF THING LOLZOLZ

46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? PPL SAY I LOOK LIKE BRAD PIT LOLZOLZ

47. Whats your favorite color? HOT PINK OR ORENGE LOZLZL

49. Do you have freckles? I DONT KNOW LOZOZLOZ

49. Are you comfortable with your height? I GESS LOZLZZL

50. Do you like someone right now?I YES DORA, SANTA, :GRR:, AND :SNOB:

51. How tall are you? LIK 2"2 OR SUMTHIN LOZLZL IM ONLY A SMILEY

52. Do you speak any other language other than english? NO I DONT TAK ENGLISH LZOLZLO I TALK PRE-TEAN GIRL LOLZOLZ

55. Have you ever ridden in a limo? YES LOZLZOLZL I BROKE INTO IT LZOLZL

56. Has anyone you were really close to passed away? WELL ONCE MAH FRIEND :MRTARVER: WAS DELETED AS A SMILEY LOZLZOZLZ BUT HE WAS RETRENDED SO ITS ALL GUD LOZLOZL

57. Do you watch MTV? YES LOZLOZLZL LAGUNA BEECH IS LIKE MAH FAVERITE SHOU LZOLZL!

58. What's something that really annoys you? RACISTS OMG LDODSALASDLADS

59. What are some things you really like? CALLIN PEEPLE RACISTS LOLZOZLZL AND ALSO DORA THE EXPLORER AND BLEWGRASS MUSIC LZOLZLZ

60. Do you like Michael Jackson? YES LZOOZOL I HAD A SLEAPOVER WITH HIM ONCE LZOZOLOZZLO

61. Can you dance? I GOT DA MOVES LOZLZOZL

62. Have you ever surfed? NO LOLZOLZLZ

63. Do you know how to pump gas? NO LZOZLLZ

64. Do you drive? NO THEY TOOK AWEY MY LISECNSE AFTER I GOT INTO A CAR CRASH FOR DA 290029TH TIME LZOZOLZ

65. What's the latest you have ever stayed out? LIK ALL NITE LOZOOZLZ

66. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die? WELL ONCE I WAS DELETED AS A SMILEY LZOZOLLZL SO I DID DIY BUT THEY BROUGHT BE BAK LOZOLZLZ

67. Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room? NO LOZLZOLZ

68. Have you ever been dared to do something you didn't want to do? YES LLZOLZLZ

69. What's your favorite state to live in? CHINA LZOZLLZ:rofl:

Here's another one!

001) Do you have a cell phone? WHATS A CELL FONE LZOZLZOZLZL
002) Do you like boots? NO THEIR RACISTS
003) Do you have a cat? NO LOZLZOZL BUT I AM DATING A CAT LZOZLLZ
004) Have you ever gone bungee jumping? YES I JUST DID IT 2DAY LZLZOZLZOZLZ
005) Do you wear fake pearls? YES LZOZZOOZLZ WHEN IM DRESSIN UP LIKE A GURL
006) Have you ever shoplifted? YES LOZZLOZLZOZ
007) Have you ever stole candy from the candy shop? YEZ LZLZOZOZOL BUT NO ONE RELLY CARED CUZ IT WAS A HEALTH BAR AND PPL HATE THOSE THIGNS
008) Do you live in an apartment? NO I LIVE IN A PLAY HOUSE IN A KID'S BACKYARD LZOZZLZOLZOZ
009) Have you ever stayed up all night? YES LZOZLZOZLZOZLZOOZLZ WHEN I SLEPT AT MIKEL JAKSON'S HOWSE
010) Do you like little kids? YES LZOZLOZZOZZLZ BUT SUM OF THE 4RE R4CISTS LZZOLZOZLZL
011) Do you take pictures of people's toes? YES LZOZLZO LIK TOES ARE DAH MOST IMPORTENT FEETURE IN A P3RSON!!!!!1111ONEFIVE
012) True or false: you have a sister named Mackenzie. I DONT KNOW PROLLY LOLOZOOZLZOZZLOZ
013) Do you like to perform? YES ZLOZLZOZ IM A SHOW GURL!!!11!!!!! LZOZLZZOZLZ
014) Have you ever been to Chicago? YES LZOZLZOZLZOZO
015) Does your mom know you have a myspace? MY MOM DIED LIKE 90 YEARS AGO LZOZOZOZLZOL
016) Does your mom HAVE a myspace? LZOZLZ NO
017) Have you ever cut yourself (on purpose)? NO LZOZLZOZZOOZ
018) Are you famous in your own little world? YES ACOURSE OMG IM FAMOUS IN DA REEL WORLD TOO 11L1OQAASOLA ON SITCOMS ONLINE AT L33ST
019) Have you ever met a celebrity? Y3S I MET DORA THE EXPLORER ONCE WHEN I SAW HER AT HER L1V3 SHOW LZOZLZOZL SHE'S HOTTER IN PERSON
020) Do you like Hilary Duff? YES SHES LIK MAH IDOL LZOZLZO SO YESRARDEY LZOZLZLO WEKE UP LZOZLZOL
021) Do you like to take pictures of yourself? LOZLZOZL NO LZOZLZO I DONT KNOW HOW LOZLZOZOZLZL
022) Why are you taking this survey? I DUNN0 LZOZLOZZL I F33L LIKE IT AND EWE CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO U RACIST!11L1OZLZOZLZO9ZLZOZO
023) Do you like oversized sunglasses? YES OMG THEIR LIKE SO FASHIONALLE3 LZOZZOZOZL I <3 F4ASH0N LZOZLZOL
024) Do you like Paris Hilton? YES ZLZZOZOZOZLZOL
025) Do you play with bubbles? YES LZOZL ITS SO FUNNY
026) Are you a redhead? NO Y R U RACIST OR SUMTHIN?!?!?!?!
027) How many uncles do you have? LIK 29318913890219478934789217890334908 BUT THEY ALL D13D LZOZLZOZL
028) What kind of computer do you have? MUD-P0WERERD C0MPOUER LOZZLZOZL
029) Are you supersticious? YES OMGOGMG
030) Do you read the dictionary for fun? YES OMGOGOGM ITS LIK THE BEST BOOK EVER LZOZLZL IT SHOULD WIN A NEWB33RY AWARD LZZOZLZOO
031) Do you shop at Hollister? NO I SHOP ATT HE OLD PEEPLE STORE LZOZLZOZLZ
032) Have you ever worn fishnet tights? NO LZLZOZLZOZOLZ
033) Have you ever been called a loser? 4LL THE TIME LOZLZOZL ITS MY NIKN4ME
034) Do you have an iPod? NO I USE A PHONOGRAF LZOZLZZOZOZOZL
035) Are you a skater? N0 LZOZZOZL BUT AHM H1P LZOZLZOZL
036) Do you think spelling "skater boy" like "S8er boi" is cool or weird? K33WLZ LZOZLOZLZOZL
037) Do you like Britney Spears? Y34H SHES LIK SUCH A G00D 51NGER!!! 0MG I WISH I COULD 51NG L1K H3R!!! LZOZLZOZL
038) Have you ever had an eating disorder? NO LZOZLZOZOL I EET LIK EVERY 2 MINUTES SLZOZLZLOZOZO
039) Have you ever been to Israel? Y34H BUT THEY MADE ME LEAVE CUZ I C4LLED THEM ALL RACISTS LOZLZOZLZ
040) Do you like to wear polka dots? YES OMG THEY LOOK SO PR33TY!!!!
041) Do you and your friends like to hang out at diners? Y3S LZOZLZLZOZLZOZL
042) Do you steal sugar packets from restaurants? LIK ALL THE TIME!1!!!!1I HAVE A COLLECTION
043) Do you speak French? NO BUT I SPEEK PREA-TEEN LZOZOOZZL
044) Are you Jewish? NO LZOZLZOZL
045) Are you/were you ever a Girl Scout? Y3S BUT THEN THEY FOUND OUT I WAS AN 0LD MAN :( i G0T TO K33P THE UNIFORM THOUGH :D
046) Do you watch SNL? Y3S LIK ALL DAH TIME LZOZLZOZLZOZL
047) Do you believe what you read in tabloids? YES 0MG THOSE THINGS MAK ME CRY!!! :'( POOR J3SS1C4
048) Are you a pyromaniac? YES i <3 FIRE LOLZOZLZ
049) Do you have a fish? YES LZOZZOZLZOZL BUT IT DYED LIKE 67 YEERS AGO LOZLOZLZLZ
050) Have you ever partied all night? N0 BUT ONCE I PARTIED TIL 7 PM LZOZLZO IM SUCH A P4RTY ANIMAL LZOZLZOZL
051) Do you want to join the Navy? NO LZOZLZ THATS SC4RY OMG GOGOGMGOGOGMGM
052) Do you eat string cheese by peeling it or just biting it? I EAT IT HOLE BUT IT TEKS ME LIK 7 HOURS TO DO IT ITS HARD :(
053) Do you like cranberry juice? NO LOLOLOLZOZL
054) Do you want to be a model? YES LZOZLZ IM H0TTTT
055) Do you play the French horn? N00000
056) Do you call fries "French fries" or "Freedom fries" or something else? I CALL DEM TH0SE THINGS THAT MADE ME F4T LZOZLZOZZO
057) Do you like sparkly things? YES OMGG THEY LIK MEZMORIZE ME1111!!!!1!!!!
058) What does your mousepad look like, if you have one? ITS A NIK JR ONE LZOZLZOL
059) Do you watch Family Guy? YES LZOZOZ ST3W13 IS H0TTTT
060) Do you cheerlead? YES LZOZLZOZLZ LIK G0 T34M G0!!!!11!!
061) Do you pop your collar? NO
062) Do you shop at Hot Topic? NO ZLZOZLZO
063) Do you live in a city? NO I LIVE IN GR33NDL4ND IN THE MIDDL3 OF NOWHER3 LZOZZOZZL
064) Do you read Harry Potter? NO T00 MANY BIG WORDS LZOZLZOZL I 3VEN HAVE A HARD TIME REEDING G0 D0G G0!11!!!!!
065) Are you athletic? NO LZOZLZO
066) Do you like chocolate? 0NLY IF ITS A HEALTH BAR LZOZLZOZL
067) Have you ever lived in Kansas? PROLLY AT SOMETIME LZOZLZOZL
068) Do you have satellite TV? NO LZOZOZLZ MY TV IS POWERERD WITH MUD!!11!!!
069) Are you a dancer? YES LZOZOZLZ I LUV GOIN INTO MY TU TU AND DOIN BY BALLET M0VES LZLZOZL!
070) Do you like Doritos? YES LZOZLZL
071) Do you smoke? N0 ZLZOZLZOZL
072) Are you in a band? YE3 IM IN A BLU3 GR4SS BAND LZOZLZL W3LL I WAS BUT ALL OF THE PPL IN IT DIED A L0NG TIME AG0 LOZZZLZOZL
073) Do you wear Bermuda shorts? LIK ALL THE TIME LOZZL IM WEREN THEM RIGHT NOW EVEN THOW ITS LIKE -1902913191 D3GR33S HERE NOW LZOZLZOZL
074) Do you work out at the Y? I TRY BUT I W1ND UP F4LLING D0WN LZOZZOZLZOL
075) Have you ever paid for something in all nickels? Y3S LZOZLZ I NEVER PAY IN DOLLAR BNS THEY R RACISTRS
076) Do you like strawberry ice cream? YES!!!!!
077) Have you ever passed out? YES LZZZLZOL I GET DRUNK A L0T LZOZLZO
078) How many bones have you ever broken? A LOT ZLOZLZZOLZ
079) Do you make prank calls? 0NCE I ACCIDENTALY DIALED PRESIDENT BUSH'S NUMB3R LZOZLZOZLZOL I TOLD HIM WE SHULD CHILL SUMTIM LZOZLZO
080) Have you ever sent a lot of pizzas to an enemy so they'd have to pay for them? ONCE BY ACCIDENT LZZOZLZOZL
081) Do you have a digital camera? N0 LZOZLZO WHATS THAT
082) Do you like shopping at Staples? NO
083) Have you ever cut class? NO LZOZLZOZLZO
084) Do you shop at abercrombie? LIK NO I SHOP AT DAH OLD PPL ST0RE LZOZLZO
085) Have you ever shot spitballs when the teacher wasn't looking? I DONT R3MEMBER LZOZLOZ
086) Have you ever kissed someone just to make your crush jealous? Y3S LZOZOZZ IM LIK SUCH A GENIUS LZZOZL
087) Has anyone rejected you when you asked them out? Y3S LZOZLZO
088) Have you ever had a friend tell a crush you liked them? N0 ZLZOZLZ
089) Do you ski? N0 ITS TOO H4RD 4 M3!!!
090) Are your parents strict? N0 THEY'RE DEAD LZOZLZOL
091) Do you play lacrosse? Y3S LOZLZIZZZL ITS LIK SO FUN!11111
092) Have you ever been evicted? 4LL THE TIME LZOZLZZOZLZZOZ I G0T EVICTED FROM 389929229292 C0UNTRIES AND C0UNTING LZOZLZOZOZL
093) Have you ever gotten detention for something you didn't do? N0 LZOZLZOZOZO
094) Have you and your best friend ever liked the same person? Y3S LZOZLZOZL SO THEN I C4LLED HIM A R4CIST LZOZLOZL
095) Have you ever gotten drunk? Y3S LZOZLZOZL
096) Do you have a crush on a celebrity? D0R4 AND S4NT4 LOZLZZO
097) Have you ever gotten a haircut that everyone had and then the next day it was "uncool"? NO LZOZLZOZZL THE 30S LOOK IS STILL K3WL LZOZOZZLZO
098) Have you ever got caught in the undertow at the beach? NO LZOZLZ
099) Do you like steak? YE SLZOZLZ
100) Did you like this survey? IT WAS 2 LONG LZOZLZOZLZ IT T00K ME LIK 4 HOURS TO DO ZLZOZL

Courtnee

01-08-2006, 01:00 AM

:rofl:

Here's another one!

001) Do you have a cell phone? WHATS A CELL FONE LZOZLZOZLZL
002) Do you like boots? NO THEIR RACISTS
003) Do you have a cat? NO LOZLZOZL BUT I AM DATING A CAT LZOZLLZ
004) Have you ever gone bungee jumping? YES I JUST DID IT 2DAY LZLZOZLZOZLZ
005) Do you wear fake pearls? YES LZOZZOOZLZ WHEN IM DRESSIN UP LIKE A GURL
006) Have you ever shoplifted? YES LOZZLOZLZOZ
007) Have you ever stole candy from the candy shop? YEZ LZLZOZOZOL BUT NO ONE RELLY CARED CUZ IT WAS A HEALTH BAR AND PPL HATE THOSE THIGNS
008) Do you live in an apartment? NO I LIVE IN A PLAY HOUSE IN A KID'S BACKYARD LZOZZLZOLZOZ
009) Have you ever stayed up all night? YES LZOZLZOZLZOZLZOOZLZ WHEN I SLEPT AT MIKEL JAKSON'S HOWSE
010) Do you like little kids? YES LZOZLOZZOZZLZ BUT SUM OF THE 4RE R4CISTS LZZOLZOZLZL
011) Do you take pictures of people's toes? YES LZOZLZO LIK TOES ARE DAH MOST IMPORTENT FEETURE IN A P3RSON!!!!!1111ONEFIVE
012) True or false: you have a sister named Mackenzie. I DONT KNOW PROLLY LOLOZOOZLZOZZLOZ
013) Do you like to perform? YES ZLOZLZOZ IM A SHOW GURL!!!11!!!!! LZOZLZZOZLZ
014) Have you ever been to Chicago? YES LZOZLZOZLZOZO
015) Does your mom know you have a myspace? MY MOM DIED LIKE 90 YEARS AGO LZOZOZOZLZOL
016) Does your mom HAVE a myspace? LZOZLZ NO
017) Have you ever cut yourself (on purpose)? NO LZOZLZOZZOOZ
018) Are you famous in your own little world? YES ACOURSE OMG IM FAMOUS IN DA REEL WORLD TOO 11L1OQAASOLA ON SITCOMS ONLINE AT L33ST
019) Have you ever met a celebrity? Y3S I MET DORA THE EXPLORER ONCE WHEN I SAW HER AT HER L1V3 SHOW LZOZLZOZL SHE'S HOTTER IN PERSON
020) Do you like Hilary Duff? YES SHES LIK MAH IDOL LZOZLZO SO YESRARDEY LZOZLZLO WEKE UP LZOZLZOL
021) Do you like to take pictures of yourself? LOZLZOZL NO LZOZLZO I DONT KNOW HOW LOZLZOZOZLZL
022) Why are you taking this survey? I DUNN0 LZOZLOZZL I F33L LIKE IT AND EWE CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO U RACIST!11L1OZLZOZLZO9ZLZOZO
023) Do you like oversized sunglasses? YES OMG THEIR LIKE SO FASHIONALLE3 LZOZZOZOZL I <3 F4ASH0N LZOZLZOL
024) Do you like Paris Hilton? YES ZLZZOZOZOZLZOL
025) Do you play with bubbles? YES LZOZL ITS SO FUNNY
026) Are you a redhead? NO Y R U RACIST OR SUMTHIN?!?!?!?!
027) How many uncles do you have? LIK 29318913890219478934789217890334908 BUT THEY ALL D13D LZOZLZOZL
028) What kind of computer do you have? MUD-P0WERERD C0MPOUER LOZZLZOZL
029) Are you supersticious? YES OMGOGMG
030) Do you read the dictionary for fun? YES OMGOGOGM ITS LIK THE BEST BOOK EVER LZOZLZL IT SHOULD WIN A NEWB33RY AWARD LZZOZLZOO
031) Do you shop at Hollister? NO I SHOP ATT HE OLD PEEPLE STORE LZOZLZOZLZ
032) Have you ever worn fishnet tights? NO LZLZOZLZOZOLZ
033) Have you ever been called a loser? 4LL THE TIME LOZLZOZL ITS MY NIKN4ME
034) Do you have an iPod? NO I USE A PHONOGRAF LZOZLZZOZOZOZL
035) Are you a skater? N0 LZOZZOZL BUT AHM H1P LZOZLZOZL
036) Do you think spelling "skater boy" like "S8er boi" is cool or weird? K33WLZ LZOZLOZLZOZL
037) Do you like Britney Spears? Y34H SHES LIK SUCH A G00D 51NGER!!! 0MG I WISH I COULD 51NG L1K H3R!!! LZOZLZOZL
038) Have you ever had an eating disorder? NO LZOZLZOZOL I EET LIK EVERY 2 MINUTES SLZOZLZLOZOZO
039) Have you ever been to Israel? Y34H BUT THEY MADE ME LEAVE CUZ I C4LLED THEM ALL RACISTS LOZLZOZLZ
040) Do you like to wear polka dots? YES OMG THEY LOOK SO PR33TY!!!!
041) Do you and your friends like to hang out at diners? Y3S LZOZLZLZOZLZOZL
042) Do you steal sugar packets from restaurants? LIK ALL THE TIME!1!!!!1I HAVE A COLLECTION
043) Do you speak French? NO BUT I SPEEK PREA-TEEN LZOZOOZZL
044) Are you Jewish? NO LZOZLZOZL
045) Are you/were you ever a Girl Scout? Y3S BUT THEN THEY FOUND OUT I WAS AN 0LD MAN :( i G0T TO K33P THE UNIFORM THOUGH :D
046) Do you watch SNL? Y3S LIK ALL DAH TIME LZOZLZOZLZOZL
047) Do you believe what you read in tabloids? YES 0MG THOSE THINGS MAK ME CRY!!! :'( POOR J3SS1C4
048) Are you a pyromaniac? YES i <3 FIRE LOLZOZLZ
049) Do you have a fish? YES LZOZZOZLZOZL BUT IT DYED LIKE 67 YEERS AGO LOZLOZLZLZ
050) Have you ever partied all night? N0 BUT ONCE I PARTIED TIL 7 PM LZOZLZO IM SUCH A P4RTY ANIMAL LZOZLZOZL
051) Do you want to join the Navy? NO LZOZLZ THATS SC4RY OMG GOGOGMGOGOGMGM
052) Do you eat string cheese by peeling it or just biting it? I EAT IT HOLE BUT IT TEKS ME LIK 7 HOURS TO DO IT ITS HARD :(
053) Do you like cranberry juice? NO LOLOLOLZOZL
054) Do you want to be a model? YES LZOZLZ IM H0TTTT
055) Do you play the French horn? N00000
056) Do you call fries "French fries" or "Freedom fries" or something else? I CALL DEM TH0SE THINGS THAT MADE ME F4T LZOZLZOZZO
057) Do you like sparkly things? YES OMGG THEY LIK MEZMORIZE ME1111!!!!1!!!!
058) What does your mousepad look like, if you have one? ITS A NIK JR ONE LZOZLZOL
059) Do you watch Family Guy? YES LZOZOZ ST3W13 IS H0TTTT
060) Do you cheerlead? YES LZOZLZOZLZ LIK G0 T34M G0!!!!11!!
061) Do you pop your collar? NO
062) Do you shop at Hot Topic? NO ZLZOZLZO
063) Do you live in a city? NO I LIVE IN GR33NDL4ND IN THE MIDDL3 OF NOWHER3 LZOZZOZZL
064) Do you read Harry Potter? NO T00 MANY BIG WORDS LZOZLZOZL I 3VEN HAVE A HARD TIME REEDING G0 D0G G0!11!!!!!
065) Are you athletic? NO LZOZLZO
066) Do you like chocolate? 0NLY IF ITS A HEALTH BAR LZOZLZOZL
067) Have you ever lived in Kansas? PROLLY AT SOMETIME LZOZLZOZL
068) Do you have satellite TV? NO LZOZOZLZ MY TV IS POWERERD WITH MUD!!11!!!
069) Are you a dancer? YES LZOZOZLZ I LUV GOIN INTO MY TU TU AND DOIN BY BALLET M0VES LZLZOZL!
070) Do you like Doritos? YES LZOZLZL
071) Do you smoke? N0 ZLZOZLZOZL
072) Are you in a band? YE3 IM IN A BLU3 GR4SS BAND LZOZLZL W3LL I WAS BUT ALL OF THE PPL IN IT DIED A L0NG TIME AG0 LOZZZLZOZL
073) Do you wear Bermuda shorts? LIK ALL THE TIME LOZZL IM WEREN THEM RIGHT NOW EVEN THOW ITS LIKE -1902913191 D3GR33S HERE NOW LZOZLZOZL
074) Do you work out at the Y? I TRY BUT I W1ND UP F4LLING D0WN LZOZZOZLZOL
075) Have you ever paid for something in all nickels? Y3S LZOZLZ I NEVER PAY IN DOLLAR BNS THEY R RACISTRS
076) Do you like strawberry ice cream? YES!!!!!
077) Have you ever passed out? YES LZZZLZOL I GET DRUNK A L0T LZOZLZO
078) How many bones have you ever broken? A LOT ZLOZLZZOLZ
079) Do you make prank calls? 0NCE I ACCIDENTALY DIALED PRESIDENT BUSH'S NUMB3R LZOZLZOZLZOL I TOLD HIM WE SHULD CHILL SUMTIM LZOZLZO
080) Have you ever sent a lot of pizzas to an enemy so they'd have to pay for them? ONCE BY ACCIDENT LZZOZLZOZL
081) Do you have a digital camera? N0 LZOZLZO WHATS THAT
082) Do you like shopping at Staples? NO
083) Have you ever cut class? NO LZOZLZOZLZO
084) Do you shop at abercrombie? LIK NO I SHOP AT DAH OLD PPL ST0RE LZOZLZO
085) Have you ever shot spitballs when the teacher wasn't looking? I DONT R3MEMBER LZOZLOZ
086) Have you ever kissed someone just to make your crush jealous? Y3S LZOZOZZ IM LIK SUCH A GENIUS LZZOZL
087) Has anyone rejected you when you asked them out? Y3S LZOZLZO
088) Have you ever had a friend tell a crush you liked them? N0 ZLZOZLZ
089) Do you ski? N0 ITS TOO H4RD 4 M3!!!
090) Are your parents strict? N0 THEY'RE DEAD LZOZLZOL
091) Do you play lacrosse? Y3S LOZLZIZZZL ITS LIK SO FUN!11111
092) Have you ever been evicted? 4LL THE TIME LZOZLZZOZLZZOZ I G0T EVICTED FROM 389929229292 C0UNTRIES AND C0UNTING LZOZLZOZOZL
093) Have you ever gotten detention for something you didn't do? N0 LZOZLZOZOZO
094) Have you and your best friend ever liked the same person? Y3S LZOZLZOZL SO THEN I C4LLED HIM A R4CIST LZOZLOZL
095) Have you ever gotten drunk? Y3S LZOZLZOZL
096) Do you have a crush on a celebrity? D0R4 AND S4NT4 LOZLZZO
097) Have you ever gotten a haircut that everyone had and then the next day it was "uncool"? NO LZOZLZOZZL THE 30S LOOK IS STILL K3WL LZOZOZZLZO
098) Have you ever got caught in the undertow at the beach? NO LZOZLZ
099) Do you like steak? YE SLZOZLZ
100) Did you like this survey? IT WAS 2 LONG LZOZLZOZLZ IT T00K ME LIK 4 HOURS TO DO ZLZOZL

:rofl:

Chad Michael Murray

01-08-2006, 05:55 PM

Okay, look, I know this hasn't been mentioned at ALL before, and I know this will probably come as a shock to most of you.

But...

Was anyone aware that Al is a :racist: ?!

I know. It's true. I hope you can all make it through the rest of the day now, knowing this brand new information. :(

Courtnee

01-08-2006, 06:04 PM

Chad Michael Murray

01-08-2006, 06:15 PM

I know, I know, it's a shocker...

I hope this hasn't ruined your day! :(

G-Force Glockstar

01-09-2006, 11:04 PM

Who? :confused: