View Full Version : You Might Be A Hauntaholic If...


Fleet
01-07-2006, 03:44 AM
Just in case anyone is wondering if they are a hauntaholic...
http://www.thatsnotright.com/haunter.html

Here are some of the ones I like:

You Might Be A Hauntaholic If...

- You look confused when people ask when you are taking your Halloween decorations down.
- You try to find ways to integrate Halloween props into your everyday home decor.
- Your idea of a great vacation is to take the week before Halloween off so you can decorate.
- All of your acquaintances start looking like Halloween props.
- You regularly go to the city morgue for "ideas."
- The fire department refuses to respond to fire calls at your address anymore; three false alarms due to a fog machine is all they will fall for.
- Your Halloween stuff takes up more space than every other item in your house combined.
- You are the reason black paint is sold out all over town.
- You send out invitations to your Halloween Party in June.
- You ever have people look at you, do a double take and say, "What? You do know that Halloween is in October, don't you?"
- You have more tombstones than the nearest cemetery.
- Home Depot cuts you off for the month of October.
- The Halloween traffic is your determining factor in buying a house.
- You painted the walls in your bedroom to match a 140-year-old tombstone.
- You start saving up for Halloween in April.
- You power bill is higher for the week around Halloween than it is for the entire winter.
- You sign up for ebay and buy nothing by pnuematic and electronic devices and anything else to do with Halloween.
- Your friends, family, and coworkers are SICK of hearing about Halloween and props.
- You frequently call or stop by stores like Party City and ask when they will put their Halloween stuff out.

:D

Janice
01-09-2006, 12:09 AM
Fleet, you passed. You're a hauntaholic. :D

Fleet
01-09-2006, 04:31 AM
I admit it.
What's my grade? A? A+? How about "extra credit" for having a year 'round Halloween display? ;)

Fleet
01-09-2006, 04:50 AM
Fleet, you passed. You're a hauntaholic. :D
Here is one photo of my year 'round display. Looks pretty spooky, doesn't it? :)
The images in the photo are two shrouded figures and a floating candelabra above.

WhoStheBoss_Fan
01-09-2006, 08:12 AM
that is spooky!

MsOrange
01-09-2006, 09:08 AM
only you fleet, only you :lol:

Fleet
01-09-2006, 04:43 PM
that is spooky!
Thanks. I did try to make it look as spooky as possible. Just wait until I add lightning and thunder effects! And the creator of the Hallowed Haunting Grounds told me where he got the main background sound effects (sorry, it's top secret). :p

Fleet
01-09-2006, 04:46 PM
only you fleet, only you :lol:
Well, considering that there are only 295 days left until Halloween, what do you expect? :confused:

Fleet
01-09-2006, 07:56 PM
Two more pics! :)