Do you still believe in Santa?
Did you forhet to leave milk and cookies for him?
Name All the raindeer.
Do you say Happy Hoilday or Merry Chirstmas?
Do you know why you kisss underneth the misatoe?
Do you knowwhy if oyur bad you get a peice a coal?
Why do we hang stockings?
Any one leave the fire burning on Chirstmas eve(in the fireplace)
Are you sick and tired listening to chirstmas music?
What is your favprite X-mas Song/
Do you wacth It's A Wonderful Life every cnhirstmas?
Or A Chirstmas carol.
Do you go to church in the evening or morning at Christmas time.
Where does frosty live in the summer?
And how many elfs does Santa have working for him?

Do you still believe in Santa? not since I was 10, but I don't agree with the "he's evil" nonsence, Santa is a happy myth for Christmas
Did you forhet to leave milk and cookies for him? lol
Name All the raindeer. Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph
Do you say Happy Hoilday or Merry Chirstmas? I say both, but I saw MC more because it's more personable. I don't understand how you can exchange a present with someone and say "Happy Holidays"... that's what you say when you're a cashier
Do you know why you kisss underneth the misatoe? no, why?
Do you knowwhy if oyur bad you get a peice a coal? black lung?
Why do we hang stockings? because we do? lol
Any one leave the fire burning on Chirstmas eve(in the fireplace) no fireplace
Are you sick and tired listening to chirstmas music? I don't listen to much Xmas music
What is your favprite X-mas Song? a lot of the really powerful Xmas songs I can't listen to because it gets me sad, ala O Holy Night, Silent Night, etc... Last night at Xmas mass, I was thinking about how much I miss my mom and songs like those were making me tear up so I started trying to hear the really fast part of Metallica's "One" in my head to keep me preoccupied from losing it, lol
Do you wacth It's A Wonderful Life every cnhirstmas? I have never seen it once
Or A Chirstmas carol. I've watched "Scrooged" several times, does that count?
Do you go to church in the evening or morning at Christmas time? Christmas Eve
Where does frosty live in the summer? Antartica
And how many elfs does Santa have working for him? 525,600

Do you still believe in Santa?: His name is MOM

Did you forget to leave milk and cookies for him? Yum...warm, stale milk. I bet my parents threw it down the drain.

Name All the raindeer. No

Do you say Happy Hoildays or Merry Chirstmas? Merry Christmas.

Do you know why you kiss underneth the mistletoe? Because some jerk thought it would be funny years and years ago, and now we're stuck with that crap.

Do you know why if you're bad you get a piece a coal? To keep you warm when you get kicked out of the house.

Why do we hang stockings? Because underwear didn't hold much.

Anyone leave the fire burning on Chirstmas eve(in the fireplace)...Yeah...damn fake flames.

Are you sick and tired listening to chirstmas music? NOW BRING US SOME FIGGY PUDDING....

What is your favprite X-mas Song? Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer...or Rusty Chevrolet

Do you wacth It's A Wonderful Life every chirstmas? Never even seen it

Or A Chirstmas carol. Ditto

Do you go to church in the evening or morning at Christmas time. Neither.

Where does frosty live in the summer? In my freezer

And how many elfs does Santa have working for him?4589844236952211415225257787863321542549845

Do you still believe in Santa? no that ****** has been dead for like 200 years, get with the program
Did you forhet to leave milk and cookies for him? totally
Name All the raindeer. fluffy, chantel, and montel are the only ones i remember from that south park episode
Do you say Happy Hoilday or Merry Chirstmas? neither
Do you know why you kisss underneth the misatoe? it's the rule
Do you knowwhy if oyur bad you get a peice a coal? so you can burn yourself
Why do we hang stockings? because we're idiots
Any one leave the fire burning on Chirstmas eve(in the fireplace) don't have a fireplace
Are you sick and tired listening to chirstmas music? no i like christmas music, but only the traditional serious songs, no irritating santa and frosty the snowman crap
What is your favprite X-mas Song/ carol of the bells, god rest ye merry gentlemen
Do you wacth It's A Wonderful Life every cnhirstmas? no, just the south park christmas marathon
Or A Chirstmas carol. no
Do you go to church in the evening or morning at Christmas time. neither
Where does frosty live in the summer? he doesn't live in the summer; as a matter of fact, folks, he doesn't live in the winter either
And how many elfs does Santa have working for him? -34.688


i'm in such a christmas mood this year, yep yep

Do you still believe in Santa? Yeah, I saw him at the mall.
Did you forhet to leave milk and cookies for him? No, I did it on purpose. He needs to lose weight.
Name All the raindeer. Sleepy, Dopey, Bashful, and Doc.
Do you say Happy Hoilday or Merry Chirstmas? I say Merry Holidays
Do you know why you kisss underneth the misatoe? Because people are horny.
Do you knowwhy if oyur bad you get a peice a coal? So your dad can throw it at your head, and call you names.
Why do we hang stockings? Just an excuse to get more presents.
Any one leave the fire burning on Chirstmas eve(in the fireplace) I did, until my house burnt down.
Are you sick and tired listening to chirstmas music? Yes
What is your favprite X-mas Song/ The one with the dogs barking.
Do you wacth It's A Wonderful Life every cnhirstmas? Never seen it.
Or A Chirstmas carol. No
Do you go to church in the evening or morning at Christmas time. That's too personal.
Where does frosty live in the summer? My freezer.
And how many elfs does Santa have working for him? Two hundred million.

(I'm kidding on 86.67% of these)

Do you still believe in Santa? Uh...no.

Did you forget to leave milk and cookies for him? ...see above

Name All the reindeer: Larry, Moe, Curly, and Shemp

Do you say Happy Hoilday or Merry Chirstmas? Happy Festivus. (Not looking forward to the Feats of Strength this year...)

Do you know why you kiss underneth the misatoe? Giggity Giggity Giggity

Do you know why, if you're bad, you get a peice a coal? Because coal makes for a nice projectile weapon.

Why do we hang stockings? So they won't run

Any one leave the fire burning on Chirstmas eve(in the fireplace) Yeah...the arson investigation is still pending (j/k)

Are you sick and tired listening to chirstmas music?The song Jingle Bells is an approved torture device in 17 countries... (?)

What is your favprite X-mas Song? Jingle Bells.

Do you watch It's A Wonderful Life every Christmas? Personally I prefer to watch it in July.

Or A Chirstmas Carol? April.

Do you go to church in the evening or morning at Christmas time. Next...

Where does Frosty live in the summer? At Wendy's

And how many elfs does Santa have working for him? 4,819. My neighbor's uncle is a member of the Working Elves Union Local 407.

Do you still believe in Santa? No, I havent since I was like 9.
Did you forhet to leave milk and cookies for him? ^^
Name All the raindeer. ....
Do you say Happy Hoilday or Merry Chirstmas? Merry Christmas
Do you know why you kisss underneth the misatoe? no
Do you knowwhy if oyur bad you get a peice a coal? no
Why do we hang stockings?idk
Any one leave the fire burning on Chirstmas eve(in the fireplace) I dont have a fireplace
Are you sick and tired listening to chirstmas music? no
What is your favprite X-mas Song? So This is Christmas
Do you wacth It's A Wonderful Life every cnhirstmas? no
Or A Chirstmas carol. Neither
Do you go to church in the evening or morning at Christmas time. Christmas Eve
Where does frosty live in the summer? ...
And how many elfs does Santa have working for him?...

Do you still believe in Santa? yes, and he believes in ME
Did you forhet to leave milk and cookies for him? dog ate em
Name All the raindeer. no
Do you say Happy Hoilday or Merry Chirstmas? yes
Do you know why you kisss underneth the misatoe? to spread mono
Do you knowwhy if oyur bad you get a peice a coal? to turn into diamonds with my buttcheeks
Why do we hang stockings? to dry
Any one leave the fire burning on Chirstmas eve(in the fireplace) on tv
Are you sick and tired listening to chirstmas music? yes
What is your favprite X-mas Song/ Rudolph
Do you wacth It's A Wonderful Life every cnhirstmas? try not to
Or A Chirstmas carol. sometimes
Do you go to church in the evening or morning at Christmas time. yes
Where does frosty live in the summer? GREENLAND
And how many elfs does Santa have working for him? 32-1/2 - they REALLY shoulda fixed that automated wrapping machine :(

Do you still believe in Santa? No

Did you forhet to leave milk and cookies for him? Yes, haha

Name All the raindeer? Rudolph

Do you say Happy Hoilday or Merry Chirstmas? Merry Christmas

Do you know why you kisss underneth the misatoe? No

Do you knowwhy if oyur bad you get a peice a coal? Because that is what you deserve

Why do we hang stockings? For fun, it is a tradition

Any one leave the fire burning on Chirstmas eve(in the fireplace)? Um no, to dangerous

Are you sick and tired listening to chirstmas music? Not during the holidays I'm not

What is your favprite X-mas Song? Jingle Bells, of course

Do you wacth It's A Wonderful Life every cnhirstmas? Was going to this year for the first time, but forgot to DVR it

Or A Chirstmas carol? Watched a few versions of it this Christmas

Do you go to church in the evening or morning at Christmas time? Went on Christmas Eve this year

Where does frosty live in the summer? You know, I have always wondered that too

And how many elfs does Santa have working for him? Wow, too many to count