Post anything Christmas related. Pictures, poems, jokes, stories, album covers, etc.

:frosty: :rednose: :snowman3: :stocking: :santa2: :tree:

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hehe

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My niece Samantha's first Christmas.

Burl Ives

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My niece Samantha's first Christmas.


She is adorable Janice. :)

Naughty or Nice?
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Egg Nog!

Ho Ho Ho

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The Snow Miser

Santas gone wild! Not exactly the Chippendales.

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Baby Jesus

Christmas tree at Rockefeller Center

Same tree at night

Sacks 5th avenue and St. Patricks Cathedral

I opened a gift this morning.

The Snow Miser
:rock:!!!



Christmas Vacation

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Santas gone wild! Not exactly the Chippendales.

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ho ho ho ;)

A Christmas Classic!!! ;)

http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/15/MPW-7678 .

http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/15/MPW-7678 .WIIIIIIIIIILLLLL!!!!!!!

Christmas Jollies

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That is a very underrated Christmas Album, I love it.

That is a very underrated Christmas Album, I love it.
I love it too. It's too bad more people don't know about it. I know it has a lot of fans though. Those who have listened to it, love it.

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I hope everyone has a...

My niece Samantha's first Christmas.

How cute! :D

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ho ho ho ;)

Oh no, my virgin eyes! :eek: ohno:

:p

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The Santa Clause

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that's so pretttty

Pope Benedict XVI

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that's so pretttty
I love the works of Thomas Kinkade. He's my favorite modern day painter. His work is on calendars, greeting cards, address books, candles, etc. Here's more of his art.

http://www.kinkadecentral.com/

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hehe
:lol: I love Off the Mark.

Un-Bear-ably cute!

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Classic Christmas Ads.

http://www.roadode.com/xmas_1.shtml

Here is my Neice when she visited Santa the other day.

The look of joy on her face is priceless.

;)

WIIIIIIIIIILLLLL!!!!!!!
hells yeah I love that movie :rock:

If this offends anyone let me know! I just thought it was hilarious...


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hells yeah I love that movie :rock:
ME TOO!!!!!!!!!:rock: Have you seen Christmas Vacation?

ME TOO!!!!!!!!!:rock: Have you seen Christmas Vacation?
YEAH! WHO HASN'T???? that movie is the shiznit

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awwwwwwwww

YEAH! WHO HASN'T???? that movie is the shiznit
Sure is I love it :brent

Aunt Bethany : Is your house on fire Clark? Is this the airport Clark?

The Tonight Show has had some pretty funny Christmas-related headlines.

Here's another creepy one… Earthenware Santa Candy Dish. What's more fun than that?! Reach Into Santa's pants and grab a piece of candy! Ho ho ho!

I don't think I want to drink my hot chocolate this way.

Nor do I want to plug in my Christmas lights this way.

I don't think I want to drink my hot chocolate this way.
:brent

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awwwwwwwww
Those kids are adorable. Are they siblings?

Here is my Neice when she visited Santa the other day.

The look of joy on her face is priceless.

;)
She is gorgeous. Those rosy cheeks! That's a good Santa too. Usually, you can tell that they're young. :)

The Tonight Show has had some pretty funny Christmas-related headlines.
Funny pictures Brian. :lol:

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Hehehee, love those Beatles, Marlene! I'm sure you'd love Paul under your tree :grineyes: I'll take John...even though I might just steal Paul from you.

I just posted this on my blog:

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Snowzilla Tramples Anchorage

Frosty the Snowman has turned into a Colossus, at least in one Anchorage, Alaska, neighborhood! With help from his children and willing neighbors, Billy Ray Powers has constructed a mammoth sixteen foot tall snowman on his property, nicknamed “Snowzilla”, after the towering, fire-breathing reptile that trampled Tokyo in countless films! The gargantuan iceman took over a month to build, using packed snow and ice from the entire neighborhood. Buttons were far too small to use for eyes, so Powers opted for beer bottles instead! A power drill had to be used to fasten the arms into the hardened ice, and yards of felt were used to fashion a scarf and hat. Needless to say, the snowman has become a major attraction this holiday season. Says Powers, “People stop by, and they’re just flabbergasted”. I wonder how long it will take for ol’ Snowy to melt?

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best xmas movie ever!

Some Christmas cards I scanned.

A FREAKIN FAMILY GUY XMAS!!!!!

QUOTES FROM FAMILY GUY


Peter: It's already done. I dropped them all off at Toys for Toddlers last night.
Brian: All? Peter, only only one gift was for charity, the rest were for the family.
Peter: No, the rest were from the family. Weren't they? (Pauses.) Oh crap...since when did they change the meaning of "for" to "from"?
Brian: They had a meeting about it last night.
Peter: Why wasn't I told?
Brian: They sent you a card, but it said "for Peter" on it so you must of thought it was from you, so you didn't...you know, its just easier to call you stupid.

(At the Quahog county trailer park)
Brian: You're really going to take back donated presents on Christmas Eve?
Peter: Yep, now here's the plan: You'll enter through the air contitioning duct here. Now there'll be an invisible laser grid three inches from the floor, so you'll have to compress your body to the size of an ordinary household sponge and slide underneath like some kind of weird amphibious dolphin.
Brian: Can I buy some pot from you?


Stewie: By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californ-i-ay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins.


Peter: What the hell did you do?
Brian: Me? Who the hell buys a novelty fire extinguisher?
Peter: I'll tell you who. Someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his whole family at risk.


Peter: As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living! So we all sing Christmas Carols to lull him back to sleep.
Bob: Outrageous, How dare he say such blasphemy. I've got to do something.
Man #1: Bob, there's nothing you can do.
Bob: Well, I guess I'll just have to develop a sense of humor.


Lois: For me? Please?
Peter: All right, all right, but you owe me. Later, under the mistletoe, open mouth, no matter how drunk I am.


Lois: Brian, you're not wearing the sweater I made you.
Peter: Well, y'know, it's a little warm in here ...
Lois: "Don we now our gay apparel."
Peter: It doesn't get much gayer than this.

A FREAKIN FAMILY GUY XMAS!!!!!

QUOTES FROM FAMILY GUY


Peter: It's already done. I dropped them all off at Toys for Toddlers last night.
Brian: All? Peter, only only one gift was for charity, the rest were for the family.
Peter: No, the rest were from the family. Weren't they? (Pauses.) Oh crap...since when did they change the meaning of "for" to "from"?
Brian: They had a meeting about it last night.
Peter: Why wasn't I told?
Brian: They sent you a card, but it said "for Peter" on it so you must of thought it was from you, so you didn't...you know, its just easier to call you stupid.

(At the Quahog county trailer park)
Brian: You're really going to take back donated presents on Christmas Eve?
Peter: Yep, now here's the plan: You'll enter through the air contitioning duct here. Now there'll be an invisible laser grid three inches from the floor, so you'll have to compress your body to the size of an ordinary household sponge and slide underneath like some kind of weird amphibious dolphin.
Brian: Can I buy some pot from you?


Stewie: By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californ-i-ay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins.


Peter: What the hell did you do?
Brian: Me? Who the hell buys a novelty fire extinguisher?
Peter: I'll tell you who. Someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his whole family at risk.


Peter: As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living! So we all sing Christmas Carols to lull him back to sleep.
Bob: Outrageous, How dare he say such blasphemy. I've got to do something.
Man #1: Bob, there's nothing you can do.
Bob: Well, I guess I'll just have to develop a sense of humor.


Lois: For me? Please?
Peter: All right, all right, but you owe me. Later, under the mistletoe, open mouth, no matter how drunk I am.


Lois: Brian, you're not wearing the sweater I made you.
Peter: Well, y'know, it's a little warm in here ...
Lois: "Don we now our gay apparel."
Peter: It doesn't get much gayer than this.




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Tomorrow is going to be completely crazy at my house. About forty people are coming in the afternoon. Wish me luck with all of my drunken family members... I'll probably be on tomorrow night complaining about it. :lol:

Anyways, I hope everyone here has a great Christmas. :)

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Some Christmas cards I scanned.
Ahhhhh, Crystal sent you a Xmas card. :lol: Mine has a different pic of Clay on the front.