Someone asked last week which commercials creep you out, but I wanna know, what commercials consistently crack you up.

Personally, I like the Nationwide "life comes at you fast commercials".

The one where the supposed NFL takes some guy first place in the draft, and then the guy does his little happy moves, and then proceeds to fall down the stairs, and the people who took him are holding his jersey and just like roll their eyes at the end.....that one makes me chuckle every time I see it despite having seen it many times.

They have another in the same campaign I've only seen a few times, but it involves a series of catacalysmic events....all I remember is at one point a large boulder get launched in the air, and lands on a boat trailer, which launches the boat into the air, and straight through some guys roof. The homeowner is outside, with his back to the house, screwing a flag on his mailbox, and he just looks up like "hmmmm....what was that?" when the boat crashes into his roof. :lol:

"My mom has red hair, too"
"Really? That's crazy" *odd giggle*

and

"Na na na na na na na na where's the hoooooood at? Wherrrre's the hooood?"

The guy using his laptop, and the two guys beside him keep peeking at his screen. :lol: It's an ad for a privacy screen.

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The guy who's looking through his barrel for his lost morning paper (I think). The barrel (with him in it) gets picked up and tossed into a garbage truck. Next scene, he's on a barge in the river.

He makes it back to his home, picks up his remote and resumes watching the movie. :lol:

I love most of the ads for Real California Cheese. I especially love the one where the Happy Cows are enjoying a foot massage, and get disappointed when the vibrating stops. Of course, it really is an earth quake tremor that they are feeling. I laugh everytime I see that one. Unfortunately, it's not on their site; only the two newest ads are there. http://www.realcaliforniacheese.com/

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Anyway, there's a commercial for some sort of SUV (a Hummer, maybe?) where it's face-to-face with another SUV, like a Ford or something. Anyway, both rev their engines and all that, trying to 'scare' the other one. Finally, something in the undercarriage of the Ford/Chevy/Whatever breaks so that it looks like it's peeing itself.

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I quite understand! :wave: :happyface

that Pizza Hut (I think , or is it Dominos?) commerical where the dude delivers pizza to this guy's house and the guy is like "wow, with these prices we can afford to splurge a little" and he turns around and says "ok kids, turn the lamp on "... "YAYAYAYAYA".... "ok, lamp times over" ... "awwww".... *chuckle* "they just love that lamp"



:rofl: gets me every time!

Kiss comes off the stage after finishing a concert. As they remove their makeup, the road manager says, "We are back! We are back! I see world tour!"

The bassist, having removed his makeup and revealing himself to be a bald, fat guy, says, "Wow - the whole world?"

"Wait a minute," the road manager says, "you're not Gene. . . . " Turning to the guitarist - a dweebish dentist type - he says, "And you're not Paul. . . ." Realizing he's been had, he yells, "What's going on here? You guys aren't Kiss!"

"No, the fake Paul says, "but we did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!" :lol:

The fake Gene flashes his tongue. :rofl:

I think the guy's name is Tony Little, its a Geiko commercial. The one where he showing of the Gazelle(like a xcountry ski machine) and says, "Yeah baby" Cut to next shot of Tony going full throttle on the machine yellin, "You can do it!"

I don't remember what the commercial was for, but there were 2 guys on the couch and 2 guys standing in front of them wearing a wizards hat and using foam tubes as a sword while the 2 on the couch give them commands las if they were in a video game. When the 2 "video game characters" start really beating the crap out of each other, the 2 on the couch start screaming RESET!



God, what was that a commercial for? :mad: :confused:

I don't remember what the commercial was for, but there were 2 guys on the couch and 2 guys standing in front of them wearing a wizards hat and using foam tubes as a sword while the 2 on the couch give them commands las if they were in a video game. When the 2 "video game characters" start really beating the crap out of each other, the 2 on the couch start screaming RESET!



God, what was that a commercial for? :mad: :confused:
a credit card commercial... but i can't remember what credit card

an ad about forest fires with Bambi in it and he says, "Mama, what we gonna do today?"

Tom Selleck did that Bull's Eye BBQ Commercial when Tom got angry.

Any Geico commercial.

That Burlington Coat Factory commercial where that woman is moaning in her sleep about coats. "wrap your arms around me ... Yes! Yes! I want to feeeel your warmth."

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Those Miller Lite tasting commercials with Flavor Flav and Gene Simmons.

You have to check out www.TedFerguson.com There are hilarious videos with Ted doing funny stunts.

that Pizza Hut (I think , or is it Dominos?) commerical where the dude delivers pizza to this guy's house and the guy is like "wow, with these prices we can afford to splurge a little" and he turns around and says "ok kids, turn the lamp on "... "YAYAYAYAYA".... "ok, lamp times over" ... "awwww".... *chuckle* "they just love that lamp"



:rofl: gets me every time!

That's Domino's! That's my recent favorite and funny one too. I never get domino's but I love that commercial!

I like the commercial when the man takes his family out to dinner and tells the server
"I'll have the steak, and one of his kids says I'll have the steak too, then the other kid says me too, and the wife says me too, and then you see the guy looking into his wallet to see if he has enough money. It cracks me up everytime.... :lol:

I saw a commercial about breast cancer awereness and many women who are breast cancer survviors talking to women viewers who also have breast cancer. The commercial announcer asks, "What would you say if these women were your sisters?(they are talking about the viewers)One lady is a black older woman probably around her late 40's or early 50;s. She is smiling a soft smile and says in a soft voice, "If you were my sister, I'd say, "Honey, don't be afraid. We'll get through this together. I've had breast cancer for 15 years and hello? Still here." She reminds me of a cult leader.

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whatever cell phone company it is from which you buy a phone and get another one free..

guy: here, i got you this phone.
girlfriend: awww!
guy: it was free.
girlfriend: *gives him a dirty look*

The one for the cell phone company with unlimited minutes. The executive is sitting in his ritzy office telling his employee how great it is that he can talk all he wants with his new phone plan, and that, "It's my way of sticking it to the man."

The employee reminds him that he is the man and asks if he's sticking it to himself. The executive replies, "Maybe."

i like the one for the job search website with all the monkeys celebrating because they think the sales are up the one monkey caught money on fire to light his cigar but then the only human that worked there came in and was like this is upside down the sales are actually down

the Peyton Manning Mastercard commercials

the one for Domino's angus steak pizza with the guy and his buddies:
"Come on, only 20 figurines left."
"They're statues!"