NAMES
M*A*S*H/B.J. (to Frank): "Say ya Ferret Face."
S&S/Fred (to Lamont): "You mean Minnie the Moocher and Jake the Jackass?'
M*A*S*H/Korean major (to Col. Potter): "You mean old Ferret Face?"
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"PLAY TIME"

TGG/Sophia: "Pleeease. In bed she only knows her right from her left."
Friends/Rachel (to Ross): "And hey! Just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!" Chandler: "I KNEW IT!!"

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ADMIRATION
M*A*S*H/Klinger (to Hawkeye/B.J.): "Boy seeing the way you guys work with the wounded, the way you deal with burned up legs, rippd up bodies. Makes me proud every time I throw up."
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FINE DINING
Friends/Ross: "It tastes like feet!" Joey: "I like it." Ross: "You actually like it?" Joey: "What's not to like? Custard? Gooood. Jam? Goooood. Meat? GOOOOOD."

MENTAL HEALTH
M*A*S*H/Col. Potter (to Hawkeye): "What the h**l's the matter with you; are you nuts?!" Hawkeye: "I think I must be." Col. Potter: "I think you are."
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RETRIBUTION
The Brady Bunch/Peter (to Bobby/Greg): "Mom's gonna kill us." Alice: "Personally.....I don't think you're gonna live that long."

Sanford & Son/ Aunt Esther: "Fred Sanford the wrath of God will strike you down." Fred (holding up baseball bat): "This Louisville slugger will knock you out."
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"AL"
S&S/Fred (to A.E.): "I had to be drunk to look at yo' ugly family."

M*A*S*H/Hawkeye: "To Klinger's nose." Col. Potter: "That's a double."

S&S/Osgood: "Is he a connoisseur?" Fred/Lamont: "No; he's a wino."
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WHEN THINGS GO BAD
I Love Lucy/Ricky: "Ay yay yay." Lucy: "Ewwww."
The Simpsons/Homer: "D'oh!"
The Munsters/Herman: "Darn darndarndarndarn."
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IDENTITY
The Munsters/Eddie (to Googie): "You're a rat, and a rat fink, and a miserable little brat." Lily (to Herman): "And I'm Sonny Liston."

RELIGION
M*A*S*H/Col. Potter (to Father Mulcahey): "You wouldn't lie to a Presbyterian, would you?"

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FAMILY
S&S/Grady: "You know what they say, Fred....mama's baby, papa's maybe."
M*A*S*H/Father Mulcahey: "Radar does bear a striking resemblance to his mother."

TALK, TALK
Three's Company/Helen (to Jack/Janet/Chrissy): "Oh no just put him under the tree I'll unwrap him in the morning."
Night Court/Art: "you bang her in just the right spots; she puts out...heat."
The Andy Griffith Show/Barney (to Andy): "This is a hick town, and I'm a hick deputy doing a hick job in a hick jail."
S&S/Fred (to Lamont): "He don't know a dove from a buzzard."