Kind of stupid, but easy and maybe a little fun.


What if......

someone stole you favorite CD?

I would look for it in their house until I found it, then yell at them.

What if...

you were on your way to dinner and you saw a tornado on the highway?

Panic :lol:

What if....you got grounded for two months?

I would try to get out of it by bargaining! :lol:

What if your crush found out you liked him/her?

I'd be a little shy

What if you accidently farted in front of all your friends?

I'd laugh and dare them to beat that....

What if...

...you got home from work/school and looked in the mirror and realized no one told you you had a booger on your face...

I'd feel soooooooooooo embarassed

What if you were single for your whole life?

I'd be a serious flirt

what if you actually woke up and realized life was too short to worry about the opposite sex?

idk

What if Sitcoms Online would close down forever?

I would go crazy! :lol:

What if school never existed?

I would laze around my house, hang out with my friends & family and stuff all the time.....:)

What if you found out your parents really were never married--they'd been keeping that secret from you for years!!!!!!!

I'd be shocked and confused, then tell my dad to get out of the house. :lol:

What if you slipped on ice and fell in front of half of your school? (Note, I actually did this! :lol: )

I'd laugh it off...although I'd be red with embarrasment on the inside! :lol:

What if you had 12 brothers and sisters?

I would have a huge headache

What if you got in trouble with the police?

I'd be so freaking humilated and want to die

What if you couldn't ever watch your favorite TV show ever again?

I would cry my eyes out! :lol: That's how attatched to my shows I am!!

What if you lost your memory the next day?

What? I cant remember!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who are you? Where am i? :confused:

:lol:

What if you went to bed, and you forgot to brush your teeth!!!!!?!!?!?!

Yuck!!! I would do some serious brushing in the morning!

What if you could only eat oreos for the rest of your life?

I would barf

What if you went to jail for a crime you didn't commit?

I'd be very depressed... and pissed off. I mean, seriously pissed off. We're talking "make a movie out of this later" pissed off.

What if you found out your parents sold you for a goat?

I would kill myself :lol:

What if you never got married and you ended up living alone with 3957 cats

Well, I do love cats.....but I'd probably give some away since 3957 is too many!! :lol:

What if someone called you ugly?

I'd ignore it

What if you were homeless?

I'd try to find a homeless shelter

What if you woke up one morning and found out you're inside a body thats of the opposite sex?

I'd look in the mirror all day :lol:

And you?

Probably freak out! :lol:

What if it was Christmas and you didn't even know it until the very end of the day?

I'd find presents to open

What if your parents forgot your birthday?

I'd be very sad, and try to remind them of course! :lol:

What if you were a contestant on Jeopardy?

I'd loose!

What would you do (or what did you do) if you walked in on your parents doing the horizontal hokey pokey?



***this is not a question, but a story I have to tell! Jonathan walked in on his parents doing some "fun stuff" in the hot tub last night... he was going to go in and scare them, and he came back in white as a ghost and I asked him "what is wrong" and he said he didn't wanna talk about it. It was hiliarous!!!!*****

I'd loose!

What would you do (or what did you do) if you walked in on your parents doing the horizontal hokey pokey?



***this is not a question, but a story I have to tell! Jonathan walked in on his parents doing some "fun stuff" in the hot tub last night... he was going to go in and scare them, and he came back in white as a ghost and I asked him "what is wrong" and he said he didn't wanna talk about it. It was hiliarous!!!!*****
:brent OMG!


What if you became famous?

I'd be happy and nervous at the same time

What if you had no friends or family at all?

I would try to make some new friends, otherwise life would be very sad! :(

What if someone came up to you and told you they were your long lost cousin?

I would run

What if you were kidnapped?

Id be scared, unless it was a really hot girl


What if you wore another lady's red shoes?

***This actually happened to me on May 14,1999, my nanny at the time and I wnet to Dillard's, I dont have nannies anymore too old for that, well she was buying some shoes cause she was going out that night, and I saw these red female shoes on the couch, and cuse Imcrazy I tried them on, started wlaking around in them, my babysitter told me to put my tennis shoes bac on, and then as we were walking out she asked me if I knew I was waering that other lady's shoes/ IT WAS A CUSTOMER;S SHOES!!!!! I THOUGHT THEY WERE DILLARD'S SHOES!!!!

Id be scared, unless it was a really hot girl


What if you wore another lady's red shoes?

***This actually happened to me on May 14,1999, my nanny at the time and I wnet to Dillard's, I dont have nannies anymore too old for that, well she was buying some shoes cause she was going out that night, and I saw these red female shoes on the couch, and cuse Imcrazy I tried them on, started wlaking around in them, my babysitter told me to put my tennis shoes bac on, and then as we were walking out she asked me if I knew I was waering that other lady's shoes/ IT WAS A CUSTOMER;S SHOES!!!!! I THOUGHT THEY WERE DILLARD'S SHOES!!!!
:brent

I'd hide

What if you fell down the stairs?

I would scream "I've fallen and I can't get up!" If I were conciouss of course.

What if a perfect stranger told you they wanted to marry you?

I would say no thanks

What if you were stalked?

I would be incredibly creeped out and call the police.

What if you won the lottery?

I would buy a house, a car, a TV, a movie theatre for my house, a bowling alley for my house, a Mcdonald's french fry cooker for my house, and other stuff that i can't think of right now!

What if your biggest enemy wanted to be your friend?

I'd tell them to p!ss off

What if you kicked a teacher?

I'd apologize and say that someone else made me do it on accident, and then i'd give them a present.

What if you got up on stage during a concert and started singing along?

I'd probably hurt a lot of peoples' ears lol. But I'd jam nonetheless.

What if you were wrongfully accused of a crime?

I would try to prove my innocense I guess.

What if you were suspended from school for something you didn't do?

I would argue with the principal

What if school never existed?

I would throw a party :lol:

What if you went to jail for something you didn't do?

Well, I'd be really upset but I'd at least hope all my family and friends knew I was innocent!

What if your parents grounded u from everything for a month because you got an F on your last test at school?

I would be extremely upset and try to make up my grade in the class.

What if you were approached by a black cat on Friday the 13th?

I would walk right over that thing.

What if your favorite celeb asked you to be in a movie with them?

I would say ABSOLUTELY!!!!!

What if you found out your favorite show got canceled?

It's going to be--7th Heaven...

I'd be really disappointed


What if your parents forced you to go to a place with other kids in it, but you hated it cause all the other kids ignored you? (NOTE: This is a situation I'm in--youth group)

I would be really sad.

What if today was your birthday?

I would probably be happy.

What if you went surfing on top of a car?

That would be weird.

What if your favorite singer announced they were ending their career?

I would be saddened, but glad they went out with a bang.

What if you had to move to another continent?

I would think it might be a little weird at first but i would probably end up liking it.

What if you broke Santa Claus's lap when you sat on it?

I would say "I didn't do it!" :lol:

What if your computer suddenly stopped working?

I would take it to Best Buy to get it fixed :lol:

What if you inherited a fortune from a wealthy long lost relative?

I would put it in the bannk so I wouldn't spend it all in one day :lol:

What if it was freezing outside and someone turned on the air conditioner?

I would yell at them to turn it off, if I could move my lips :lol:

What if you went to sleep tonight and woke up 20 years later like Rip Van Winkle?

I would say, "Mom!!!" :lol:

What if SO never existed?

I would never have met all these great people, and would have to find another way to procrastinate :lol:

What if SO shut down tomorrow?

I would e-mail the Admins. over and over and over...LOL

What if TV never existed?

I wouldn't really care.

What if you had the chance to go back in time?

I would be really excited!!

What if you had to go to school one day dressed as the opposite sex?

I wouldn't care, I get most of my clothes from the guys department in stores anyway :lol:

What if you fell and forgot everything about your life?

I would be really angry & frustrated

What if you were put in a dark room for 5 days with NOTHING (not even a drink!)

I would probably kill myself.

What if your favorite celebrity yelled at you when you asked them for an autograph?

I'd make a fool of myself yellind and bitchin'

What if you found out that you were actually in a reality show... like that Jim Carey movie..

I would'nt care.

What if some thought you were a celebrity and asked you for an autograph?

I'd give them my autograph and run away

What if you were suspended for a week?

Uhh . . . you mean again :o right. I would play lots of video games and watch TV.

What if you knew a 10-mile wide asteroid was less than a year from impacting Earth?

I'd panic

What if you had no money?

I'd really want to die!

What if tomorrow you wake up in a different world? (Ok, I know that's not real, but we can pretend, right? :lol: )

Provided that in this world I'm not on the menu, I would love it.


What if you found $300 on the floor, what would you spend it on?

DVDs :lol:

What if you became famous?

I'd sell out :lol:

What if you go anywhere, where would it be?

To William Moseley's house to um.....nevermind :p :lol:


What if you were forced not to talk at all for a whole week?

To William Moseley's house to um.....nevermind :p :lol:




Niki!!! :eek: :lol: :lol:

If I couldn't talk for a week, I would write furiously because I would have to communicate somehow, and my sign language is only limited to the alphabet and a few other words.

What if you were invited to sing at the SUper Bowl Half Time Show?

Niki!!! :eek: :lol: :lol:

If I couldn't talk for a week, I would write furiously because I would have to communicate somehow, and my sign language is only limited to the alphabet and a few other words.

What if you were invited to sing at the SUper Bowl Half Time Show?

I know, I'm bad, aren't I? ;) :lol:


I would say "No way!! I can't sing!"

What if no one liked you?

I would kill myself, because there would be no reason to live.

What if someone gave you $100 to kiss Santa Claus?

I would do it.

What if Rodney called for his trig snout?

I'd go to sleep

What if you broke your neck?

I would be really upset and probably just wanna die.


What if someone you hated talked one of your friends into hating you somehow? (it happened to me several times before! :()

They would no longer be one of my friends.

What if Johnny said, "skibbidy skibbidy bo"?

I'd say whos Johnny?

What if you had elephantitis?

I'd have a hard time getting up and down.

What if there was no school for a year?

I would throw a party

What if you were being stalked?

i'd say, "Stop stalking me." - then again if the stalker looked like Rose McGowan i would let her

What if you missed your bus?

I would either try to catch the next one or ask for a ride from someone else.

What if you had to move to a deserted island?

I'd cry

What if someone sold you drugs?

I wouldn't buy them.

What if you were told you would never have to go to school ever again?

I'd throw a HUGE party :lol:

What if you weighed 600 pounds?

Yikes! I would try to get some serious lypsuction!

What if you ran out of what if's to ask?

i would put myself ta sleep j/k

What if you got kicked out of where you lived?

I'd be homeless

What if you couldn't tell the time?

probably have less stress

What if you could have any DVD that u don't already have, which would you choose?

That's So Raven volume 1

What if you had $5 million?

I'd go crazy buying zillions of things, but I'd make sure I'd save money for a house!

What if someone molested you? (would u tell?)

yes

What if you were being bullied?

I would stick up for myself. I have no tolerance for bullies. Absolutely none! I would also tell someone in authority, so they could, along with me, kick the bully's ass to the curb! :lol:

Same what if question.

I'd probably beat them up really bad. I never stuck up for myself when i was being bullied, and it screwed up my life.

What if you were homeless and you found a wallet on the street containing $1,000,000, would you return it to the owner or keep it?

I would return it to the owner. Or give it to the police to find the owner.

What if you were asked to guest star on your favorite TV show (that currently is making new episodes that is lol)?

I would say alright then, let's go make that show. and i wouldn't wear stege makeup because i am not a girl.

What if your favorite celebirity told you they wanted to be your friend?

I'd be very happy

And you?

I'd really love it!

What if you found out someone stole your $500 digaital camera?

I would be devastated! I couldn't live without my camera! Anyhow, I would try to retrace my steps and remember who could've possibly stolen it.

What if you were asked to be on David Letterman?

I would say, "Alright Dave i'll be on your show, because it's one of my favorite late night talk shows, and your the best comedian."

What if you woke up and found out you were another person?

depends on who i was

What if you had a chance to go to the space station, would you go?

no

What if you were in love with 2 people?

i would be in trouble

What if your friend scratched your fav DVD?

I would be very upset, but DVDs can be replaced. Just as long as it wasn't my Gilmore GIrls, Everwood, American Dreams, DVDs :lol:

What if someone told you you had 24 hours to live?

i'm not sure if i'd k*ll b*tches or eat and do all the drugs i could find . . of course i'd really just tell all the people that i care about how much they've meant ta me

What if you found out the guy you've been callin dad your whole life isn't your actual bio dad?

I'd get very mad

What if you were trapped in quick sand?

I would sink . . .

What if you could talk ta someone for five minutes and they couldn't lie, who would you want ta talk with?

my best friend

What if you got no Xmas presents?

I'd be kind of hurt inside.

What if you lived in Narnia where there is NO Christmas ever?

fine wit me, i don't celebrate xmas

What if you didn't celebrate xmas but you had young kids, what would you do?

I would celebrate it for them.

What if you were abducted by aliens?

I'd try and escape

What if you were embarassed in front of the whole school?

Probably never get over it! :lol:

What if there were no more movie theaters anymore?

I would make my own movie theater at home! :lol: That would be cool!

What if you suddenly had the power to read people's minds?

I'd be very grateful for my new power :lol:

What if you could fly?

I would fly all over the world.

What if..

If your mom was She-Hulk?

I would be incredibly scared! :lol:

What if you witnessed a crime?

i'd keep my mouth shut

and you?

Same here.

What if you fell out of the car and the driver didn't notice you were gone?

i guess i'd be a loser

What if you could go to Europe for a week, all expenses paid, what country would you choose/start?

I would sell the package to someone, and buy a crap load of movie's on DVD, and a lot of TV Show Seasons On DVD. I would also upgrade my tv, get a home theater system, and buy a whole new computer package.

What if you won the lottery?

I would give it to my mom.

What if you woke up one morning and nobody knew who you were?

I would be thankful, well, adleast sometimes.


What if your computer broke, and you NEVER had access to SO again?

that did hapen, for eight weeks anyway

What if you could get a date wit anyone, who would you choose?

Several...Wentworth Miller, Justin Timberlake, CMM, Will Estes.

And yourself?

Anyone who would want to go out with me.

What if T.V. never existed?

I would cry.

What if someone shot your dog?

I'd yell at them

What if you went back in time when your parents were teens and your Mom (if you're a boy) or your Dad (if you're a girl) has a crush on you?

planet incest :eek:

What if you could watch any movie right now, which would you choose?

Bringing Down The House....again :lol:

What if you had 2 days to live?

i've do a lot of dirty things

what if you had to have christmas everyday?

I wouldnt like that much.

What if someone embarassed you in public?

you mean again :rolleyes:

What if you never had to work?

I'd be on SO all day

What if you were a billionaire?

I wouldn't obsess over not being smart enough to get my HS dipolma

What if you were in a situation where you were being killed?

hopefully i'd accept and be at peace

What if you were puuled over but you didn't think they were real cops?

I'd be afraid

What your date seemed suspicious?

has this happened 2u?
I think I would call them on it.

What if you had a really good date, but the person didn't call u for a week?

I'd get mad

What if you had a really good date but the person never called?

I would be really pissed.

What if you were getting married tomorrow?

I will NEVER get married!

What if tomorrow you found $10 on the street?

i'd put it in me pocket

What if you could visit any place you wanted to right now, where would it be?

Disneyworld! I need a smile!

What if you could transport to any time period in history, what time period would that be?

good quest . . . right now imma gonna says 1,000 years ago in north america

What if you could go to anytime period?

has this happened 2u?



No, I've never been out on a date :(



5th grade

What if your laugh sounded like a fart?

can't bleave you only in 5th

fine as long as my breath didn't smell like it

What if you could have lunch wit anyone of your choosing, who would you choose?

Raven-Symone

What if you were held hostage?

can't bleave you only in 5th



What?? :confused:
I just said I would go back in time to 5th grade because I had a bad year that year and I'd like to go back and fix some things.

What?? :confused:
I just said I would go back in time to 5th grade because I had a bad year that year and I'd like to go back and fix some things.
Which way did she go George . . which way did she go?
now i get it

if i were held hostage i would try ta keep my wits about me

What if you couldn't stop sneezin?

Which way did she go George . . which way did she go?
now i get it



:confused:

If I couldnt stop sneezin I'd be embarassed

What if someone made fun of your "What if?" question?

I'd cry

What if you started ta lose yo hair, what would you do about it?

buy a wig

What if you found a gun in your neighbors house?

Be a little scared....and maybe tell a friend

What if you couldn't use a TV or computer for a year?

I would pry wind up in a psych ward.

What if your house burned down?

I'd cry and find a place to stay

What if a mob threatened to kill you?

If I could, I'd tell someone or yell for help

What if your Dad always criticized you?

I'd tell him to shut up

What if you were obese?

My life would be a living hell

What if you were ugly?

I'd come to terms with the fact that I can't change how I look

What if you didn't trust anybody?

Life would be really tough

What if you had to go to school with a bad, unwashed hair day?

Eww! I'd wear a hat! :lol:

What if you could never cut your hair again?

It grows slow so i'd be alright

What if you were kicked out as a teenager?

You mean at school? That would be hell, I guess.

What if you couldn't think of a "What if"? question?
(haha I know, stupid question!)

You mean at school? That would be hell, I guess.

What if you couldn't think of a "What if"? question?
(haha I know, stupid question!)

:lol: Niki, I asked that same question a few pages ago! :lol:

I guess I would stop playing the game, although what if's are infinite!

What if your best friend's boyfriend was hitting on you?

Um, I would leave as soon as possible.

What if you could boss your parents around?

I'd feel very powerful

What if you were a dog?

Um, I would leave as soon as possible.



:lol: :lol: :lol:

Sorry, that was meant for a girl! I thought Niki would answer! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

If I were a dog, I would talk to my dog and see what the hell he's thinking. lol.

What if you had to give up watching TV for the rest of your life?

:lol: I'd spend alot more time on the internet

What if your weren't allowed on the computer anymore?

Hmm...I would sneak in computer usages lol! I can't live without my computer!

What if you found out you could fly?

I'd fly around my neighborhood at night

What if you could blow people up?

i guess theyd be alotta dead bitches

What if you got famous rather quickly, do you think you would sell-out?

i guess theyd be alotta dead bitches

What if you got famous rather quickly, do you think you would sell-out?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I would hope not to sell out!

What if you were of the opposite sex? :eek:

i'd be a slut :lol:

What if you were the opposite sex?

In ways it would be easier

What if your braces hurt your teeth so much you couldn't eat anything that you had to chew? (That's happening to me right now....I just got new ones tightened yesterday:()

:( I would be irritable.

What if you had to wear those ol skool braces wit tha head band and jaw machine?

In ways it would be easier

What if your braces hurt your teeth so much you couldn't eat anything that you had to chew? (That's happening to me right now....I just got new ones tightened yesterday:()

Hang in there! When you get them off, it'll all be worth it, trust me!!! Your pearly whites will shine like no other! :D :D :D :D :D

Um, if I had to wear the headgear thingy, I would probably have a very low self esteem, which I have now, but even lower if that's at all possible lol. I would probably cry myself to sleep everynight, and beg my orthodontist to put me in regular braces.

What if you won the Nobel Prize?

I would wonder how i won the thing.

What if you were asked to appear on your favorite TV show?

Honestly, it would be a dream come true.

What if you realized that you were going start to love yourself, from that point on, no matter what?

I'd be happier

What if you couldn't stick to your new years resolutions?

I'd be happier

What if you couldn't stick to your new years resolutions?

double poster :p
i can't stick don't make any

What if you were almost seven foot by the time you were 13?

I would feel very weird and uncompfortable

What if got lost in your own neighborhood?

I'd feel idiotic

What if you auditioned for a tv show and they said you were untalented?

I'd go postal on their asses!!!! I am too talented! :lol: :lol:

What if you turned into a dog?

I would be happy because i could just lay around and be lazy, just like i do know.

What if somebody mistaked you for a celebrity?

I'd laugh, but feel kind of good inside

What if someone superglued your lips together?

I would go on David Letterman and then become famous.

What if you superglued yourself to the couch?

Then I'd have an excuse to sit on my ass all day! :lol:

What if you had the chance to go to space?

I would like to go, but i would skip all the training.

What if you had the chance to box Muhammed Ali?

i would take it without hesitation!

What if you had the ability to be a con-artist?

I'd con people :lol:

What if nobody remembered your name?

I would be very annoyed, and keep reminding them. Maybe I'd wear a shirt with my name on it, a button with my name on it, and a large bling bling chain around my neck with my name on it to remind them! :lol: :lol:

What if you couldn't sleep for the rest of your life?

I would be very angry

What if you got a thousand emails a day?

I'd get very annoyed

What if your friend was doing drugs?

i would tell him to buy bulk

what if no one knew you were a homicidal MANIAC?

then i would be very good at it

What if you had no car, would you take the bus?

I would meet a lot of strange ass people! :lol:

What if you had to choose between family or friends?

I would probably choose friends.

What if you had the ability to fly?

I'd fly around my neighborhood at night and scare people

What if you could blow people up?

this evenin's main course is lotsa dead b*thches

What if you could do any drug without fear of dyin or bein looked down on, what would u try/do?

idk

What if you had bad breath?

I would get some gum immediately lol!

What if you had spinach in your teeth the whole day but nobody told you?

I'd be extremeley embarassed & mad no one told me!

What if you had diharrea problems all the time?

i'd wear a diaper

What if you were stranded close to home, who would you call?

my Grandma

What if you failed every subject in High School?

that would suck....i would repeat

what if people walked on thier hands?

my hands would be sore

What if you had to take a job as a rodeo clown?

i would cut tha straps on tha saddle . . .

What if you had no money?

I'd try and get a job

What if were an alcoholic?

i would go to AA meetings

what if the sky wasnt blue?

then i would know it was a good dose

What if you couldn't think fo yo'self, what group/organization would you join?