What is it and why?

One scene where Bobby is trying to convince Tony to give up boxing and never fight again. Tony says that boxing for him is like acting is to Bobby and Tony would never try to make Bobby stop doing something that he loves to do. Bobby responds that when he is acting on stage at least noone gets mutilated. Louie overhears him and says, "only the director and writer". I don't remember his exact words because it has been so long.

[Alex pretedning to be a guy named Bill Board to some of Elaine's friends]

Elaine's friend: You must have alot of people joking about your name sometimes.

Alex[Bill Board]: I don't get the joking as bad as my brothers Clip and White though.

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Andrew Carden

Callmetootie: There was one girl in the car with Alex, and he was trying to think of a pseudo name when he saw a billboard. It was "Clip and Switch" I have told many people that quote.

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Louie: "Oh, he'll be back. They all come back. The only one who ever made it out of here was James Caan - and he'll be back!"

In the very first episode, Elaine comes into the garage to apply for a job as a cabbie. Louie is in the cage, and he says something rude to Elaine (I can't remember what he said). Elaine's response was, "What's the matter? Don't they feed you in there?" LOL! Great line!

My fave quote is from Reverend Jim's driver's test. I'm surprised I'm the first one to post it here.
Jim:What does a yellow light mean?
Bobby:Slow down!
Jim:Whaaaat Dooooes a Yellllowwww liiight meeeean?
ROFL that scene just cracks me up every time!
Kristen

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(After Mary's famous job interview)
Lou Grant:You know what? You've got spunk!
Mary Richards:Well, yes.
Lou Grant:I HATE SPUNK!!!
The Mary Tyler Moore Show
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In the episode where Louie gets fired b/c Elaine saw him spying on her in the bathroom, he's talking about the embarrassment of being short and buying clothes in the kids' section. He mentions a woman who told him he was lucky because he wouldn't grow out of them. Elaine's like, "What did you say to her?" and Louie goes, "Eh, I mooned her."

Brain freeze alert - I'll post others later.