Serious or funny...you decide:

"I'll pay you back for sure on Friday"

"Those pants DO make you look fat"

"I trust you"

"Yo Mama"

"I love you"

"Those pants DO make you look fat"

:lol: So true. You can't take that one back no matter how drunk or insane you happen to be.



"Yo Mama"

Especially when followed by "...so fat..."

:lol: So true. You can't take that one back no matter how drunk or insane you happen to be.




Especially when followed by "...so fat..."
LMAO!!!!!:lol:

"I love you" and "I hate you". I don't throw those two phrases around at all. They both have very serious meanings to me.

"HEY - WATCH THIS!!!"

"I wonder if this is loaded?"

"What does THIS button do?"

"I'm a beauty queen" :p

"I'm a beauty queen" :p
No she didn't.....:eek: Yes she did say it!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:

No she didn't.....:eek: Yes she did say it!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:
Sorry, I fought the temptaion and lost :( :lol:

Sorry, I fought the temptaion and lost :( :lol:
now you know how i felt that time...:D

now you know how i felt that time...:D
I know how you felt, I still feel that way, it's beyond annoying now

"I'm a beauty queen" :p

:rofl:

"I need and deserve a raise!"

"Of couse I know what I'm doing!"
"First you cut the blue wire"
"Look Mom no hands"

Honey, why does yours curve to the left? My last boyfriend's didn't.

It will be fun to be Bill Clinton's intern!!!

I would love to see every freakin one of your Iowa vacation pictures!

;)

"I Accept the nomination of the Republican Party for President of the United States of America!":talk:

"Sure your little boy can spend the weekend with us!"

"I can do that for you"

"There are WMD over there!!!!!!"

I could say something but rob threatened to break my fingers if I do :( :lol:

"Foreigners are taking over the country"

"Will You Marry Me?"

"Yes, I'd love to have the management position"

"Let's play strip poker":lol:

Yes, it is small...

Yes, it is small...
omg: :rofl: :rofl:



"Whatever I win, I will give you half"

"Damn" then you point and fall on the floor laughing...

"Damn" then you point and fall on the floor laughing...
I have this image in my head now...:lol: :lol: :happyface

I have this image in my head now...:lol: :lol: :happyface
and after you have finished laughing..saying out loud "well, this is not going be enjoyable";)

and after you have finished laughing..saying out loud "well, this is not going be enjoyable";)
Man, I wouldn't even bother!!!!! That's like expecting a yacht and ending up with a dinghy!!!!:eek: :eek:

:lol:

Oh yeah ... I know how that goes. Men would do anything for that game especially when women are involved!
:lol: :lol:

"I'm a beauty queen" :p

Hahaha! :clap :rofl: Nice one!

"I am the most beloved SO poster here"

puke: puke: puke:

Something I said late last night:

"Let's do shots!"

Hoo boy, I am a stupid man.

;)

"I hate you"..everyone uses that phrase way too lightly. I honestly dont hate anyone, strongly dislike yes, but not hate..

Something I said late last night:

"Let's do shots!"

Hoo boy, I am a stupid man.

;)
:lol: :crazy: :wave: