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PrettyinPink55
11-30-2005, 02:58 AM
Yes you may.

Mother, may I buy a plasma screen TV?

Superstar
11-30-2005, 04:35 AM
yes you may

Mother may I run away with the circus?

KristinHerreraFan
11-30-2005, 06:11 PM
no you may not :lol:

Mother may I sleep with Kristin???

Superstar
12-01-2005, 04:29 AM
yes you may

Mother may I slap my principal?

KristinHerreraFan
12-01-2005, 10:54 PM
yes you may

Mother may I eat some ice cream?

PrettyinPink55
12-02-2005, 01:32 AM
Man, we got some liberal mothers here! :lol:

Yes you may.

Mother, may I go on Jerry Springer?

Raven-Symone
12-02-2005, 03:53 AM
No you may not


Mother, May I get a tattoo

Superstar
12-02-2005, 04:32 AM
no you may not

Mother may I move out?

PrettyinPink55
12-02-2005, 08:27 AM
Yes you may.

Mother, may I keep a pet snake?

Superstar
12-02-2005, 05:37 PM
no you may not

Mother may I kill a spider?

KristinHerreraFan
12-02-2005, 07:05 PM
yes you may

Mother may I spell check my text ?

PrettyinPink55
12-02-2005, 07:36 PM
Yes you may.

Mother, may I drink some milk?

Superstar
12-03-2005, 04:31 AM
yes you may

Mother may I put the cat in the microwave?

PrettyinPink55
12-03-2005, 11:15 AM
No you may not!

Mother, may I go outside and play?

Superstar
12-03-2005, 12:46 PM
yes you may

Mother may I kick my brother?

PrettyinPink55
12-03-2005, 02:02 PM
No you may not.

Mother, may I eat some worms?

Superstar
12-03-2005, 03:50 PM
no you may not

Mother may I cut holes in my socks?

KristinHerreraFan
12-03-2005, 07:14 PM
no you may not

Mother may I eat some cookies?

PrettyinPink55
12-03-2005, 08:49 PM
Yes you may.

Mother, may I buy new shoes?

KristinHerreraFan
12-03-2005, 11:21 PM
no you may not

Mother may I strip at the christmas party?

PrettyinPink55
12-03-2005, 11:34 PM
No you may not.

Mother, may I sell some lemonade?

bad_boy
12-03-2005, 11:38 PM
Yes you may.

Mother may I and some old people go streaking through the mall?

PrettyinPink55
12-03-2005, 11:49 PM
No you may not!

Mother, may I microwave a cockroach?

bad_boy
12-04-2005, 12:01 AM
Yes you may. But please save some for me.

Mother, may i put the TV in the freezer?

PrettyinPink55
12-04-2005, 12:03 AM
No you may not.

Mother, may I move out?

bad_boy
12-04-2005, 12:09 AM
No you may not.

Mother, may i try to make homemade soda?

KristinHerreraFan
12-04-2005, 12:50 AM
yes you may

Mother may I watch a Rated: X movie?

PrettyinPink55
12-04-2005, 01:52 AM
No you may not.

Mother, may I go read my sister's diary?

KristinHerreraFan
12-04-2005, 02:21 AM
gosh freaking yes you may :lol:

Mother may I pet my cat ?

Superstar
12-04-2005, 05:09 AM
yes you may

Mother may I pick my nose?

KristinHerreraFan
12-04-2005, 06:18 AM
OMFG NO YOU FREAKING MAY NOT!!! lol :lol:

Mother may I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl ?

Superstar
12-04-2005, 07:33 AM
OMFG NO YOU FREAKING MAY NOT!!! lol :lol:

Mother may I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl ?
Have you been watching Bruce Almighty? "I like-a do the cha cha" :rofl:

Yes you may

Mother may I roll around in dog poop?

Cactus Jack
12-04-2005, 09:46 AM
NO YOU MAY NOT!!!!

Mother may I rub that guy I dont like in his own manure?

Superstar
12-04-2005, 10:33 AM
yes you may

Mother may I ask our cat out on a date?

KristinHerreraFan
12-04-2005, 02:34 PM
:rofl:

no you may not

Have you ever eaten a glaze doughnut but got sick?

KristinHerreraFan
12-04-2005, 02:35 PM
damnit!! I thought I was in the Have You Ever game!!! :mad: lol

Mother may I take money from daddy's wallet?

Superstar
12-04-2005, 03:50 PM
yes you may

Mother may I visit Santa and kill him?

Ambear
12-04-2005, 05:08 PM
Yes you may.

Mother may I play kickball in the street?

Superstar
12-04-2005, 05:15 PM
yes you may

Mother may I drive the car into the lake?

PrettyinPink55
12-04-2005, 06:42 PM
No you may not.

Mother, may I wear only my PJs to school tomorrow?

bad_boy
12-04-2005, 07:28 PM
Yes you may.

Mother, may i walk through the car wash?

PrettyinPink55
12-04-2005, 07:44 PM
Yes you may IF you take me with you! :lol: I've always wanted to do that!

Mother, may I eat the sofa?

bad_boy
12-04-2005, 07:54 PM
Yes you may.

Mother may i sing Christmas carols at a nursing home?

Superstar
12-05-2005, 04:27 AM
yes you may

Mother may I make fun of old people?

KristinHerreraFan
12-05-2005, 08:54 PM
no you may not

Mother may I use the phone?

Superstar
12-06-2005, 04:28 AM
yes you may

Mother may I go to therapy?

KristinHerreraFan
12-06-2005, 03:48 PM
sure I guess

Mother may I have pancakes for breakfast?

Superstar
12-06-2005, 05:11 PM
yes you may

Mother may I have some of those pancakes?

KristinHerreraFan
12-06-2005, 06:24 PM
no you may not

Mother may I slap you?

Superstar
12-07-2005, 04:31 AM
no you may not

Mother may I do a poop on my teachers lap?

KristinHerreraFan
12-07-2005, 10:35 PM
:lol: yes you may

Mother may I keep a pack of extra large condoms in my backpack?

Superstar
12-08-2005, 05:30 AM
yes you may not :lol:

Mother may I fly on my broomstick?

KristinHerreraFan
12-09-2005, 05:22 PM
yes you may, just don't bump into that damn Sabrina, SHE'S A WITCH! :mad:

Mother may I have chocolate ice cream for dessert?

Superstar
12-09-2005, 05:25 PM
yes you may

Mother may I perform experiments on old people?

KristinHerreraFan
12-09-2005, 05:27 PM
uh...what kind of expirements...?..

Mother may I drink a bottle of hot tobasco?

Superstar
12-09-2005, 05:38 PM
yes you may

Mother may I make pancakes for you?

KristinHerreraFan
12-09-2005, 05:40 PM
you definetely can!!!

Mother may I steal $28 from your purse?

Superstar
12-09-2005, 05:44 PM
no, you can steal $27 from my purse, I need $1 to buy jell-o.

Mother may I drive a car?

Ambear
12-09-2005, 07:22 PM
Yes you may, as long as it isn't mine!

Mother may I sleep in the dog house?

Superstar
12-10-2005, 09:18 AM
yes you may

Mother may I become a magician?

PrettyinPink55
12-10-2005, 11:29 AM
Yes you may.

Mother, may I run away?

Superstar
12-10-2005, 11:39 AM
no you may not

Mother may I drop out of school?

PrettyinPink55
12-10-2005, 11:42 AM
No you may not!

Mother, may I draw on the walls with permanent marker?

Superstar
12-10-2005, 02:09 PM
yes you may

Mother may I cut your hair off?

PrettyinPink55
12-10-2005, 04:02 PM
No you may not.

Mother, may I cut your hair?

KristinHerreraFan
12-10-2005, 04:07 PM
yes you may

Mother may I work for the railroad engineers?

PrettyinPink55
12-10-2005, 04:09 PM
Yes you may.

Mother, may I rent a movie?

KristinHerreraFan
12-10-2005, 04:13 PM
no you may not

Mother may I put Rated: X movies on my iPod?

bad_boy
12-10-2005, 05:23 PM
Yes you may.

Mother may i dress up like Harry Potter and sing songs to old people?

Superstar
12-10-2005, 05:42 PM
yes you may

Mother may I kill someone?

PrettyinPink55
12-10-2005, 06:59 PM
No you may not!!!

Mother, may I change my name?

bad_boy
12-10-2005, 07:33 PM
Yes you may.

Mother may i star in a movie?

KristinHerreraFan
12-10-2005, 09:12 PM
yes you may

Mother may I become a porn star?

bad_boy
12-11-2005, 12:40 AM
Yes you may.

Mother may i go swimming in a bowl of cheerios?

KristinHerreraFan
12-11-2005, 01:47 AM
LOL! Yes you may

Mother may I throw up? puke:

Ambear
12-11-2005, 02:01 AM
Looks like you already did ;) yes you may

Mother may I sell my brothers for a dollar?

Superstar
12-11-2005, 05:08 AM
yes you may

Mother may I trash a hotel room?

PrettyinPink55
12-11-2005, 02:03 PM
Yes you may.

Mother, may I buy an iguana?

Superstar
12-11-2005, 02:06 PM
yes you may

Mother may I kill every spider in the world?

PrettyinPink55
12-11-2005, 02:19 PM
No you may not.

Mother, may I bake cookies out of play dough?

KristinHerreraFan
12-11-2005, 03:14 PM
:lol: yes you may just don't give any to me!

Mother may I strip at the christmas party?

bad_boy
12-11-2005, 03:19 PM
Yes you may.

Mother may i set a 100 dolla' bill on fire?

KristinHerreraFan
12-11-2005, 03:23 PM
No you may not!

Mother may I cover myself with glue then roll around in feathers?

bad_boy
12-11-2005, 04:02 PM
Yes you may.

Mother may i call you Father?

KristinHerreraFan
12-11-2005, 04:05 PM
NO YOU MAY NOT

Mother may I listen to the radeo?

bad_boy
12-11-2005, 04:12 PM
No you may not.

Mother may i set the Christmas Tree on fire?

PrettyinPink55
12-11-2005, 04:33 PM
No you may not!

Mother, may I try to lift the sofa?

bad_boy
12-11-2005, 04:37 PM
Yes you may.

Mother may i try to juggle some cars?

PrettyinPink55
12-11-2005, 04:39 PM
Toy cars, yes you may.

Mother, may I put on a bathing suit in the middle of the rain?

bad_boy
12-11-2005, 04:45 PM
Yes you may.

Mother may i throw eggs at the principle?

KristinHerreraFan
12-11-2005, 04:53 PM
NO YOU MAY NOT, I don't want my baby getting expelled! :eek:

Mother may I kick my friends computer?

PrettyinPink55
12-11-2005, 11:03 PM
NO YOU MAY NOT, I don't want my baby getting expelled! :eek:



:lol: :lol:

No you may not! I sure as hell am not going to pay for that! :lol: :lol:

Mother, may I eat ketchup for dinner?

bad_boy
12-11-2005, 11:17 PM
Yes you may.

Mother may i yell at the library?

PrettyinPink55
12-12-2005, 12:51 AM
No you may not.

Mother, may I sleep in the bathtub?

Ambear
12-12-2005, 12:53 AM
Yes you may.

Mother may I trash my room?

PrettyinPink55
12-12-2005, 12:59 AM
No you may not.

Mother, may I go to a concert?

Ambear
12-12-2005, 01:00 AM
Yes you may

Mother may I smash your computer?

PrettyinPink55
12-12-2005, 01:01 AM
No you may not!

Mother, may I do my homework?

Ambear
12-12-2005, 01:02 AM
No you may not :lol:

Mother may I drink some hot chocolate?

PrettyinPink55
12-12-2005, 01:04 AM
No you may not :lol:

Mother may I drink some hot chocolate?

Well, if mother says... ;)

Yes you may.

Mother, may I put a kick me sign on your back?

Ambear
12-12-2005, 01:07 AM
Well, if mother says... ;)

Yes you may.

Mother, may I put a kick me sign on your back?

I wish it was that way! :lol:

No you may not.

Mother may I sleep in the snow?

PrettyinPink55
12-12-2005, 01:08 AM
Yes you may.

Mother, may I get my tongue pierced four times?

Ambear
12-12-2005, 01:09 AM
No you may not.

Mother may I turn the TV on?

PrettyinPink55
12-12-2005, 01:11 AM
Yes you may.

Mother, may I audition for Girls Gone Wild? :lol:

bad_boy
12-12-2005, 01:13 AM
Yes you may.

Mother may i punch myself in the face?

Ambear
12-12-2005, 01:16 AM
Yes you may.

Mother may I turn the heat on?

PrettyinPink55
12-12-2005, 01:20 AM
Yes you may.

Mother, may I bathe in chocolate?

Ambear
12-12-2005, 01:25 AM
Yes you may.

Mother may I drive into the lake?

bad_boy
12-12-2005, 01:28 AM
No you may not.

Mother may i put my picture up on a billboard?

Ambear
12-12-2005, 01:30 AM
No you may not.

Mother may I push my english teacher down the stairs?

bad_boy
12-12-2005, 01:33 AM
Yes you may.

Mother may i make a P.E. teacher run for a mile?

Ambear
12-12-2005, 01:36 AM
Make it 10 and you have yourself a deal! :lol:

Mother may I start a petition against all math?

bad_boy
12-12-2005, 01:44 AM
Yes you may.

Mother may i skip school forever?

KristinHerreraFan
12-12-2005, 05:02 PM
No you may not!

Mother may I eat some chicken?

Superstar
12-13-2005, 04:22 PM
yes you may

Mother may I steal a car?

KristinHerreraFan
12-13-2005, 04:44 PM
no you may not

Mother may I hack into your computer?

Superstar
12-13-2005, 04:55 PM
no you may not

Mother may I read your diary?

KristinHerreraFan
12-13-2005, 05:19 PM
no you may not

Mother may I kick you in the place that it hurts to be kicked in?

Superstar
12-13-2005, 05:47 PM
NO!

Mother may I throw a pie in your face?

bad_boy
12-13-2005, 06:37 PM
Yes you may.

Mother may i cut your hair while i am blindfolded?

Superstar
12-14-2005, 04:15 AM
no

Mother may I throw the cat out the window?

Dumballa
12-14-2005, 11:27 AM
Not unless you want to follow it.

Mudda may I learn new english?

Superstar
12-14-2005, 04:16 PM
no you may not

Mother may I kick the cat out the door?

KristinHerreraFan
12-14-2005, 04:56 PM
no you may not

Mother may I drink some chocolate milk?

Dumballa
12-14-2005, 05:25 PM
Yes you may, but only non-dairy milk child

Mudder may I have a friend sleep over?

KristinHerreraFan
12-14-2005, 07:44 PM
yes you may

Mother may I barf all over you?

Dumballa
12-14-2005, 10:58 PM
Yes you may, I haven't eaten today.


Mother may I brush my teeth?

Superstar
12-15-2005, 04:25 AM
yes you may

Mother may I spit on you?

KristinHerreraFan
12-15-2005, 09:00 AM
No you may not!

Mother may I have breakfast?

Dumballa
12-15-2005, 11:41 AM
Sure, we're havin last nights puke.


Mother may I spend the night at Christine's house?

Superstar
12-15-2005, 02:40 PM
no you may not

Mother may I smack you upside the head?

KristinHerreraFan
12-15-2005, 02:59 PM
yes you may

Mother may I smash your CD's?

PrettyinPink55
12-15-2005, 06:46 PM
Yes you may. I borrowed them all from you anyway. ;)

Mother, may I throw a tantrum in front of the neighbors?

bad_boy
12-16-2005, 12:55 PM
Yes you may.

Mother may i ride up and down in the elevator all day?

KristinHerreraFan
12-16-2005, 03:20 PM
no you may not

Mother may I date Mother Goose?

Dumballa
12-16-2005, 03:55 PM
Yeah son, just remember she got her name for bein loose as . .


Mother may I borrow 30 bucks?

KristinHerreraFan
12-17-2005, 02:14 AM
No you may not!

Mother may I drink some water?

PrettyinPink55
12-17-2005, 02:46 AM
Yes you may.

Mother, may I slap the entire male species for being so dumb?? :lol:

Superstar
12-17-2005, 08:57 AM
yes you may, as long as it doesn't include me :D

Mother may I become an inventor?

KristinHerreraFan
12-17-2005, 05:40 PM
no you may not

Mother may I make some lobsters?

PrettyinPink55
12-17-2005, 08:40 PM
yes you may, as long as it doesn't include me :D



Mother, you're a man? :eek: :lol: Of course it wouldn't include my SO friends!

No you may not make lobsters.

Mother, may I eat my crayons?

KristinHerreraFan
12-17-2005, 11:18 PM
No you may not!

Mother may I beat you up ?

PrettyinPink55
12-18-2005, 01:36 AM
Yes you may.

Mother, may I sleep on the roof?

Superstar
12-18-2005, 05:03 AM
yes you may, as long as you don't fall off :lol:

Mother may I do my homework?

KristinHerreraFan
12-18-2005, 12:24 PM
no you may not

Mother may I go to the mall ?

PrettyinPink55
12-18-2005, 12:32 PM
Yes you may. I like pink by the way. ;)

Mother, may I jump on the bed?

Superstar
12-18-2005, 01:03 PM
yes you may

Mother may I move out?

Dumballa
12-18-2005, 01:29 PM
and go where?

Mother may I spend tha night at a friends house?

Superstar
12-18-2005, 02:15 PM
no you may not

Mother may I stalk a celebrity?

PrettyinPink55
12-18-2005, 03:45 PM
Yes you may.

Mother, may I do a cartwheel?

Ambear
12-18-2005, 04:06 PM
Yes you may.

Mother may I cancel school tomorrow?

Superstar
12-18-2005, 05:16 PM
yes you may

Mother may I become president?

PrettyinPink55
12-18-2005, 05:27 PM
Yes you may.

Mother, may I go swimming in the bath tub?

Ambear
12-18-2005, 05:27 PM
Yes you may.

Mother may I cook dinner?

PrettyinPink55
12-18-2005, 05:29 PM
Yes you may.

Mother, may I watch TV for the rest of my life?

Superstar
12-18-2005, 05:39 PM
yes you may

Mother may I shoot you?

PrettyinPink55
12-18-2005, 05:47 PM
Please do. :lol:

Mother, may I eat soap?

KristinHerreraFan
12-18-2005, 05:52 PM
Yes you may, just don't gag on that damn foam :p

Mother may I go pee ?

PrettyinPink55
12-18-2005, 05:54 PM
No you may not! :lol:

Mother, may I perform brain surgery?

Superstar
12-18-2005, 05:55 PM
no you may not

Mother may I become an alien?

PrettyinPink55
12-18-2005, 05:56 PM
I haven't told you, but you already are, son.

Mother, may I dig a hole to Japan?

KristinHerreraFan
12-18-2005, 06:05 PM
:rofl:

No you may not!

Mother may I buy a CD?

PrettyinPink55
12-18-2005, 06:06 PM
Yes you may.

Mother, may I record a CD?

Dumballa
12-18-2005, 07:01 PM
sure

Mother may I get some medicine?

PrettyinPink55
12-18-2005, 09:27 PM
Yes you may.

Mother, may I open the Christmas presents?

Superstar
12-19-2005, 04:29 AM
no you may not

Mother may I get you an apple pie for Xmas?

PrettyinPink55
12-19-2005, 11:24 AM
Yes you may.

Mother, may I play outside?

Dumballa
12-19-2005, 11:34 AM
bundle up first

Mother may I take 1000mg of vitaminC today?

Superstar
12-19-2005, 04:51 PM
no you may not

Mother may I go to an insane asylum?

KristinHerreraFan
12-19-2005, 08:49 PM
yes you may

Mother may I ride the rollercoaster till' I throw up?

Dumballa
12-19-2005, 09:02 PM
yes you may

Mother may I go to the Rangers game?

KristinHerreraFan
12-20-2005, 01:00 AM
no you may not

Mother may I faint?

Dumballa
12-20-2005, 01:16 AM
Yes you may

Mother may I attend a hockey match?

PrettyinPink55
12-20-2005, 02:05 AM
Yes you may.

Mother, may I cut my own hair?

bad_boy
12-20-2005, 02:56 AM
Yes you may

Mother may i throw the T.V. out the window?

PrettyinPink55
12-20-2005, 11:44 AM
No you may not. Do you think I'm made out of money?

Mother, may I pick your nose?

Dumballa
12-20-2005, 12:27 PM
be gentle, it's pretty raw up there

Mother may I stop this nose bleed?

Superstar
12-20-2005, 04:21 PM
yes you may

Mother may I take a shower?

bad_boy
12-20-2005, 05:34 PM
No you may not.

Mother may i brush my teeth with chocolate toothpaste?

PrettyinPink55
12-21-2005, 12:19 AM
Yes you may.

Mother, may I bathe in chocolate?

KristinHerreraFan
12-21-2005, 01:50 AM
yes you may

Mother may I trash the community?

Superstar
12-21-2005, 04:31 AM
yes you may

Mother may I get an A in my science test?

PrettyinPink55
12-21-2005, 09:58 PM
You had better!

Mother, may I never go to sleep again?

bad_boy
12-22-2005, 12:49 AM
Yes you may.

Mother may i go swimming with the alligators?

KristinHerreraFan
12-22-2005, 03:14 AM
sure son, I'll go out and buy your coffin

Mother may I have a hotdog?

Superstar
12-22-2005, 05:13 AM
yes you may

Mother may I shoot the mailman?

PrettyinPink55
12-22-2005, 12:56 PM
If you want to go to jail!

Mother, may I build a snowman out of grass?

bad_boy
12-22-2005, 01:05 PM
Yes you may.

Mother may i try to fly with these wings i made out of cardboard?

Superstar
12-23-2005, 07:25 AM
no you may not

Mother may I get angry at my laptop for crashing while I played the Sims 2 for the first time in 6 months?

Dumballa
12-23-2005, 04:49 PM
yes you may

Mother may I change tha channel?

PrettyinPink55
12-23-2005, 10:47 PM
Are you crazy? Gilmore Girls is on! Wait another half hour!

Mother, may I roll around in the mud?

bad_boy
12-23-2005, 11:32 PM
Yes you may.

Mother may i sell your jewelry, so i can buy a golden Cadillac?

Dumballa
12-24-2005, 12:29 AM
what would the nighbors think? HUH?

Mother may I beat my son wit a switch?

bad_boy
12-24-2005, 01:59 AM
Yes you may.

Mother may i go streaking with my friends from the nursing home?

PrettyinPink55
12-24-2005, 02:13 AM
No you may not.

Mother, may I join a band?

KristinHerreraFan
12-24-2005, 02:43 AM
Yes you may

Mother may I walk around the house nude?

Superstar
12-24-2005, 05:58 AM
no you may not

Mother may I get mad?

KristinHerreraFan
12-24-2005, 06:42 AM
yes you may, but not at me because I haven't done anything

Mother may I burn a DVD?

Superstar
12-24-2005, 09:34 AM
yes you may

Mother may I watch Monster in Law?

Dumballa
12-24-2005, 09:57 AM
yeah

Mother may I visit my friend in Maine?

PrettyinPink55
12-24-2005, 01:00 PM
Yes you may.

Mother, may I join the navy?

Dumballa
12-24-2005, 01:02 PM
why?

Mother may I go out and play ball?

PrettyinPink55
12-24-2005, 01:04 PM
Yes you may, but put your coat on first.

Mother, may I jump on my bed?

Dumballa
12-24-2005, 01:10 PM
yes

Mother may I go to Kenny's?

PrettyinPink55
12-24-2005, 01:15 PM
Yes you may.

Mother, may I open my presents now?

Dumballa
12-24-2005, 01:37 PM
You may open one.

Mother may I sleep over grammy's?

Superstar
12-24-2005, 02:36 PM
yes you may

Mother may I record a song?

Dumballa
12-24-2005, 03:19 PM
yes

Mother may I scream at tha top of me lung?

KristinHerreraFan
12-24-2005, 06:03 PM
No you may not!

Mother may I destroy our christmas tree?

Dumballa
12-24-2005, 06:04 PM
after tomorrow

Mother may I get some Advil?

KristinHerreraFan
12-24-2005, 06:17 PM
yes you may

Mother may I cry?

Dumballa
12-24-2005, 06:23 PM
What's tha matter?

Mother may I write a poem?

Superstar
12-24-2005, 06:34 PM
yes you may

Mother may I chew gum?

KristinHerreraFan
12-24-2005, 06:41 PM
No you may not

Mother may I slap my sister?

bad_boy
12-24-2005, 07:06 PM
Yes you may.

Mother may i throw all your money in the blender?

Dumballa
12-24-2005, 07:26 PM
Son, did yo brain come from out tha blenda?

Mother may I make a frozen drink?

PrettyinPink55
12-24-2005, 07:50 PM
Yes you may, but don't make a mess!

Mother, may I make a mess?

bad_boy
12-24-2005, 11:34 PM
Yes you may, but don't make a mess.

Mother may i surf on top of the car?

PrettyinPink55
12-24-2005, 11:42 PM
Yes you may, but don't make a mess.



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No you may not.

Mother, may I keep a pet snake?

bad_boy
12-24-2005, 11:45 PM
Yes you may.

Mother may i dress up like a snake and wiggle around in the street?

PrettyinPink55
12-24-2005, 11:46 PM
Yes you may.

Mother, may I marry my pet snake?

KristinHerreraFan
12-25-2005, 12:34 AM
No you may not!

Mother may I have some cookies?

bad_boy
12-25-2005, 01:00 AM
Yes you may.

Mother may i sell our house on Ebay?

KristinHerreraFan
12-25-2005, 05:00 AM
yes you may, we need a better one

Mother may I watch Facts of Life ?

Superstar
12-25-2005, 06:42 AM
yes you may

Mother may I buy a DVD?

Dumballa
12-25-2005, 11:01 AM
yes you may

Mother may I slug tha mall santa?

KristinHerreraFan
12-25-2005, 02:53 PM
No you may not!

Mother may I shout hoooray!!! ?

PrettyinPink55
12-25-2005, 03:35 PM
Yes you may.

Mother, may I sneeze?

Superstar
12-26-2005, 05:50 AM
yes you may

Mother may I spit on you?

KristinHerreraFan
12-26-2005, 09:22 PM
No you may not!

Mother may I have a candy cane? :)

PrettyinPink55
12-26-2005, 11:59 PM
Yes you may.

Mother, may I scream out loud?

Superstar
12-27-2005, 05:54 AM
yes you may

Mother may I write a letter?

KristinHerreraFan
12-27-2005, 06:43 AM
yes you may

Mother may I commit suicide?

Superstar
12-27-2005, 10:34 AM
NO YOU MAY NOT

Mother may I not go to my cousins wedding tomorrow?

PrettyinPink55
12-27-2005, 04:11 PM
Yes you may.

Mother, may I eat soap?

Dumballa
12-28-2005, 01:19 AM
yeah, now i won't have ta do it

Mother may I do 300 crunches?

KristinHerreraFan
12-28-2005, 02:06 AM
No you may not!

Mother may I drink a bottle of olive oil?

Dumballa
12-28-2005, 02:14 AM
nope

Mother may I give Jessie a kiss?

KristinHerreraFan
12-28-2005, 02:17 AM
yes you may

Mother may I go inside our freezer and freeze myself to death?

Dumballa
12-28-2005, 02:20 AM
No, mommy loves you and wants you ta want ta live.

Mother may I go to second base wit Jessie?

bad_boy
12-28-2005, 03:33 AM
Yes you may.

Mother may i appear on the show Cops?

KristinHerreraFan
12-28-2005, 08:29 AM
yes you may

Mother may I go to sleep until January 1st ?

Dumballa
12-28-2005, 10:09 AM
by all means

Mother may I go to tha walk-in medical?

PrettyinPink55
12-28-2005, 02:47 PM
Yes you may.

Mother, may I paint the dog?

bad_boy
12-28-2005, 04:45 PM
Yes you may.

Mother may i sell the dog?

PrettyinPink55
12-28-2005, 06:48 PM
No you may not!

Mother, may I stomp on the roof?

bad_boy
12-28-2005, 06:49 PM
Yes you may.

Mother may i shoot myself?

PrettyinPink55
12-28-2005, 06:51 PM
No you may not!

Mother, may I join a gang?

bad_boy
12-28-2005, 08:56 PM
No you may not.

Mother may i write a song?

KristinHerreraFan
12-28-2005, 09:01 PM
Yes you may.

Mother may I skip school all next semester?