View Full Version : BREAKING NEWS: Paris Hilton in Car Crash


8SRLVR
11-09-2005, 11:41 PM
From The Associated Press:

LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton was unhurt early Wednesday in a minor car accident as she left a Hollywood nightclub, said Hilton's publicist, Jack Ketsoyan.

Hilton was a passenger in a silver Bentley that a companion drove into the back of a large commercial truck, scratching the hood of the car. The mishap was captured on videotape and aired on television and the Internet.

Los Angeles police Officer Michael Lopez said no one was cited after the mishap. The name of the driver was not immediately available from police.

"They decided to leave the scene because the paparazzi was there," he said.

Lopez said the Bentley stopped again near the scene and the occupants were told by police to leave the location. Hilton was seen on the videotape blowing a kiss to the officers.

8SRLVR
11-09-2005, 11:42 PM
Could this be a part of the "Lindsay Lohan Effect"?

Mr. Stefani
11-09-2005, 11:45 PM
This was breaking news this morning...theres a video of the "crash" here. Her boyfriend was drunk, and the cops did nothing about it. didn't even test him. Cops at their finest folks. http://tmz.web.aol.com/

MsOrange
11-09-2005, 11:46 PM
this is breaking news....how?

MissZero
11-09-2005, 11:57 PM
wow...people are dying every minute [of unjust causes]..yet paris hiltions fender bender is breaking news...and we wonder why the worlds screwed up

Ireneparalegal
11-10-2005, 12:32 AM
wow...people are dying every minute [of unjust causes]..yet paris hiltions fender bender is breaking news...and we wonder why the worlds screwed up
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: i agree

the fact her boyfriend was drunk and he wasn't taken in?????:confused:

Brent88
11-10-2005, 12:38 AM
wow...people are dying every minute [of unjust causes]..yet paris hiltions fender bender is breaking news...and we wonder why the worlds screwed up

:yeahthat ohno:

I wouldn't have even considered this lame story no one cares about "BREAKING NEWS" 12 hours ago... :rolleyes:

Ireneparalegal
11-10-2005, 01:37 AM
:yeahthat ohno:

I wouldn't have even considered this lame story no one cares about "BREAKING NEWS" 12 hours ago... :rolleyes:
yep, here here. she could fall off the face of the earth and no one could care less. what is she famous for, sleeping around??? what a waste of life.

dawsongirl
11-10-2005, 01:40 AM
Her boyfriend was drunk, and the cops did nothing about it. didn't even test him. Cops at their finest folks. http://tmz.web.aol.com/

Nice. Guess I'll postpone that move to SoCal.

The Chauffeur
11-10-2005, 01:51 AM
It's probably a publicity stunt anyways.:rolleyes:

Ireneparalegal
11-10-2005, 01:53 AM
Nice. Guess I'll postpone that move to SoCal.
yeah, they just showed the footage on the news. it was caught on tape. that stupid moronic boyfriend of hers was also driving with a jacket over his HEAD!!! how stupid is that??? the dumb guy couldn't see!!! She wasn't even hurt. just the poor car. So, no one needs to worry abt her sorry butt. Move on to more important issues. Next...:rolleyes:

Brent88
11-10-2005, 02:50 AM
yeah, they just showed the footage on the news. it was caught on tape. that stupid moronic boyfriend of hers was also driving with a jacket over his HEAD!!! how stupid is that??? the dumb guy couldn't see!!! She wasn't even hurt. just the poor car. So, no one needs to worry abt her sorry butt. Move on to more important issues. Next...:rolleyes:

:lol:

Sounds like typical Hollywood.

Superstar
11-10-2005, 04:24 AM
wow...people are dying every minute [of unjust causes]..yet paris hiltions fender bender is breaking news...and we wonder why the worlds screwed up
I agree.

MsOrange
11-10-2005, 10:42 AM
maybe the crash fixed her nose....

robyrob
11-10-2005, 11:08 AM
maybe the crash fixed her nose....
or her brain...

Brent88
11-10-2005, 11:16 AM
or her brain...

:brent

dawsongirl
11-10-2005, 06:27 PM
or her brain...

A category 9 earthquake couldn't fix what's not there.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
11-10-2005, 07:08 PM
Thats hot.

Courtnee
11-10-2005, 07:48 PM
OMG!!! HOW WILL I EVER SURVIVE?!?!?!/1/1/11/
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
*gasp* *gag* *dies*


They didn't test her BF because they're both "celebrities":rolleyes:

What exactly does she do? She can't act,sing,or ride a horse...(as we already know)

Courtnee
11-10-2005, 07:49 PM
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Thats hot.

D-Dey
11-10-2005, 08:12 PM
A category 9 earthquake couldn't fix what's not there.


:lol: :rofl: :brent

Brent88
11-10-2005, 08:21 PM
A category 9 earthquake couldn't fix what's not there.

:brent

Brent88
11-10-2005, 08:21 PM
Thats hot.

:rotflmao:

:rofl:

:rotflmao:

:rofl:

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
11-10-2005, 09:11 PM
when Paris Hilton close by you...pop her like its hot, hit her like it's hot...

Rene
11-10-2005, 09:22 PM
No, she's famous for her beauty. And no beautiful creature on this planet such as Paris is a waste of life. Guys love her, fans love her, the world loves her, I love her, her family loves her and everyone inbetween loves her! She's so beloved that I'm jealous! lol :lol: :D
wow...are you joking?

spunkygirl
11-10-2005, 09:36 PM
A category 9 earthquake couldn't fix what's not there.


:rofl: :rofl:

TJL
11-10-2005, 09:37 PM
The ploice in L.A. have more important things to worry about than drunk shipping heirs careening down the street their Bentleys.

They have to help O.J. find the "real killers." **

;)


** - TJL is really sorry for the lame O.J. reference. Seriously, it was a stupid. It was such a Jay Leno thing to do. Someone needs to tell TJL the 90's are over. He's really, really sorry.

Courtnee
11-10-2005, 10:04 PM
The ploice in L.A. have more important things to worry about than drunk shipping heirs careening down the street their Bentleys.

They have to help O.J. find the "real killers." **

;)


** - TJL is really sorry for the lame O.J. reference. Seriously, it was a stupid. It was such a Jay Leno thing to do. Someone needs to tell TJL the 90's are over. He's really, really sorry.
its okay we still love you,even though you area dumb racist stuck in the 90's :racist:

Ireneparalegal
11-10-2005, 10:05 PM
its okay we still love you,even though you area dumb racist stuck in the 90's :racist:
:rofl:

musicradio77
11-10-2005, 10:40 PM
I hope Paris is okay after the accident.

Hollow
11-10-2005, 10:42 PM
Paris Hilton was unhurt early Wednesday in a minor car accident as she left a Hollywood nightclub, said Hilton's publicist, Jack Ketsoyan.

Hilton was a passenger in a silver Bentley that a companion drove into the back of a large commercial truck, scratching the hood of the car.
do her FANS even care?

Ireneparalegal
11-11-2005, 12:04 AM
do her FANS even care?
her plastic fans only...glad Nicole Richie saw the light and got rid of her as a friend. the crash wasn't even all that.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
11-11-2005, 12:06 AM
her plastic fans only...glad Nicole Richie saw the light and got rid of her as a friend. the crash wasn't even all that.
:nod: It seems like Paris jumps from friend to friend to whomever is 'hot' at the moment. Im glad Nicole smartened up and moved on.

Ireneparalegal
11-11-2005, 12:08 AM
:nod: It seems like Paris jumps from friend to friend to whomever is 'hot' at the moment. Im glad Nicole smartened up and moved on.
so right u are...not to mention how many times she has been "in love" "engaged"...such fancy terms for "taking off her panties for every Tom, Dick and Harry"

Rene
11-11-2005, 12:11 AM
so right u are...not to mention how many times she has been "in love" "engaged"...such fancy terms for "taking off her panties for every Tom, Dick and Harry"
yea especially dick........:D this is sooo gonna get deleted lol

Ireneparalegal
11-11-2005, 12:13 AM
lol

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
11-11-2005, 12:21 AM
so right u are...not to mention how many times she has been "in love" "engaged"...such fancy terms for "taking off her panties for every Tom, Dick and Harry"
:lol: Exactly! I think [like a lot of Hollywood] shes just rushing it to either keep up with other peers or to look 'better'.


And :rofl: @ Darlene.

Brent88
11-11-2005, 12:25 AM
yea especially dick........:D this is sooo gonna get deleted lol

:brent :eek:

Brent88
11-11-2005, 12:26 AM
when Paris Hilton close by you...pop her like its hot, hit her like it's hot...

:rofl:

Brent88
11-11-2005, 12:27 AM
her plastic fans only...glad Nicole Richie saw the light and got rid of her as a friend. the crash wasn't even all that.

:yeahthat :rolleyes:

The Chauffeur
11-11-2005, 12:28 AM
I always feel ripped off when I read stories like her stupid wreck...it's like they never die!ohno: :mumble:

Ireneparalegal
11-11-2005, 12:29 AM
I always feel ripped off when I read stories like her stupid wreck...it's like they never die!ohno: :mumble:
yeah, that BREAKING NEWS thing should be reserved for important stuff, and important people...:D

Brent88
11-11-2005, 12:30 AM
I always feel ripped off when I read stories like her stupid wreck...it's like they never die!ohno: :mumble:

:yeahthat

The Chauffeur
11-11-2005, 12:31 AM
yeah, that BREAKING NEWS thing should be reserved for important stuff, and important people...:D
There are no unimportant people in Hollywood, didn't you know? We love them:rolleyes:

Brent88
11-11-2005, 12:31 AM
yeah, that BREAKING NEWS thing should be reserved for important stuff, and important people...:D

:yeahthat too

Brent88
11-11-2005, 12:32 AM
There are no unimportant people in Hollywood, didn't you know? We love them:rolleyes:

:lol:

Storywriter
11-11-2005, 12:56 AM
wow...people are dying every minute [of unjust causes]..yet paris hiltions fender bender is breaking news...and we wonder why the worlds screwed upThat's so true.Unless she died which she didn't who cares.Its not breaking news.People only say it is because they still think Paris is famous.:rolleyes: :cool:

EmoJoe
11-11-2005, 12:58 AM
Wow, so important...

sara
11-11-2005, 01:09 AM
Unless there was a loss of limb I really don't care.

Brent88
11-11-2005, 01:34 AM
Unless there was a loss of limb I really don't care.

I would not care then. :p She'll probably think it's hot. :rolleyes:

dawsongirl
11-11-2005, 02:36 AM
her plastic fans only...glad Nicole Richie saw the light and got rid of her as a friend. the crash wasn't even all that.

It was a scratch in her hood! They were going like 2 miles an hour. :lol:

dawsongirl
11-11-2005, 02:39 AM
so right u are...not to mention how many times she has been "in love" "engaged"...such fancy terms for "taking off her panties for every Tom, Dick and Harry"

I want her to go back on Letterman so she can tell him that she's in love with her boyfriend. "I love my boyfriend." She said it about Nick Carter, she said it about Paris, now she can be 3 for 3!

dawsongirl
11-11-2005, 02:41 AM
yea especially dick........:D this is sooo gonna get deleted lol

:rofl:

Mr. Stefani
11-11-2005, 02:43 AM
I want her to go back on Letterman so she can tell him that she's in love with her boyfriend. "I love my boyfriend." She said it about Nick Carter, she said it about Paris, now she can be 3 for 3!
that scratch is gonna cost as much to fix as most peoples cars cost

Rene
11-11-2005, 02:49 AM
that scratch is gonna cost as much to fix as most peoples cars cost
i love your avatar, its awesome lol

Brent88
11-11-2005, 02:54 AM
that scratch is gonna cost as much to fix as most peoples cars cost

OMG... I love your avatar. :lol:

Brent88
11-11-2005, 03:01 AM
You do, really?

That woman was a freaking psycho. :p

Brent88
11-11-2005, 03:08 AM
... who must be your ideal woman. :D :p :lol:

She's at least 400 lbs... I'm 115, no thanks. :eek: :p

Brent88
11-11-2005, 03:14 AM
You'd rather have an overweight man?

:lol:

Don't you have a party to be at? :rolleyes:

Brent88
11-11-2005, 03:17 AM
Don't change the subject! OR maybe you're just too embarrassed to say that you'd rather have an overwieght man than an overweight woman as your ideal lover.

:lol:

As I said before, I am straight, so shut up. :p

I'd love to stay up and chat, but it's 2:18 in the morning.

Courtnee
11-11-2005, 06:59 PM
its okay we still love you,even though you area dumb racist stuck in the 90's :racist:
Man they need to make those spoiler tags a little more discreet....

test

dawsongirl
11-11-2005, 07:21 PM
Maybe it was a brand new car or something?

Like she couldn't go buy a new Bentley.

Ireneparalegal
11-11-2005, 09:40 PM
Like she couldn't go buy a new Bentley.
really, my God...she is nothing but a party whore anyways...she needs to grow up, keep her underwear on and learn what it is to be an adult. She could use all the $$$$ she has and do some good with it...this thread needs to close!!!!:rolleyes:

Brent88
11-11-2005, 10:28 PM
really, my God...she is nothing but a party whore anyways...she needs to grow up, keep her underwear on and learn what it is to be an adult. She could use all the $$$$ she has and do some good with it...this thread needs to close!!!!:rolleyes:

:yeahthat :nod:

D-Dey
11-12-2005, 11:18 AM
No, she's famous for her beauty. And no beautiful creature on this planet such as Paris is a waste of life. Guys love her, fans love her, the world loves her, I love her, her family loves her and everyone inbetween loves her! She's so beloved that I'm jealous! lol :lol: :D

Actually, beside being a hotel heiress, here are the three reasons she's got any fame:

This is her mother:
http://www.kimrichards.net/Kathy/photos.html
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0724187/

These are her aunts:
http://www.kimrichards.net/Kim/photos.html
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001668/

http://www.kimrichards.net/Kyle/photos.html
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0724202/


Being caught sleeping around on an internet webcam just made mer more famous.

The Chauffeur
11-12-2005, 01:23 PM
Tia is her aunt!?!!!?!:eek:

EmoJoe
11-12-2005, 01:31 PM
:nod: It seems like Paris jumps from friend to friend to whomever is 'hot' at the moment. Im glad Nicole smartened up and moved on.
I always thought Nicole was her sister -_-

EmoJoe
11-12-2005, 01:50 PM
She does have a sister named Nicole Hilton.

But, Paris and Nicole Richie are the two that star together in the Simple Life.
Yeah I always thought the one on the Simple Life was her sister :lol:

Rene
11-12-2005, 08:59 PM
One thing is for sure ... beauty must run in their family. :D
nicole richie and nikki hilton are really pretty. but paris?-:lol:

Ireneparalegal
11-12-2005, 09:19 PM
Actually, beside being a hotel heiress, here are the three reasons she's got any fame:

This is her mother:
http://www.kimrichards.net/Kathy/photos.html
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0724187/

These are her aunts:
http://www.kimrichards.net/Kim/photos.html
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001668/

http://www.kimrichards.net/Kyle/photos.html
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0724202/


Being caught sleeping around on an internet webcam just made mer more famous.

i know abt her aunt Kim Richards, she was a child star of the seventies. But, still, a party whore is a party whore...what a waste of a life...she could do something with it and instead, she's just another slut.

robyrob
11-12-2005, 09:29 PM
From The Intoxicated Press:

LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton was uninjured Saturday afternoon when she avoided a minor accident as she ducked into a Hollywood hotspot to relieve herself, said Hilton's publicist, Jack Ketsoyan.

Hilton was seen drinking several apple martinis, riding in a silver Bentley driven by an unknown companion. She talked on her cellphone and shouted obscenities as she staggered her way into the establishment. When the manager asked her to leave, she ordered a bottle of champagne and threw up on him, at which point he called the police. The impromptu pitstop was captured on videotape and aired on television and the Internet within fifteen minutes.

Los Angeles police Officer Trini Lopez said no one was cited after the mishap. The name of the driver was not immediately available from police.

"They decided to leave the scene, but not until the paparazzi showed up and she got a chance to flash her boobs to everyone," he said.

Lopez said the Bentley drove past the scene several times and the occupants were told by police to leave the location. Hilton was seen on the videotape blowing kisses to the officers and slapping her behind as she danced on the seats of the convertible.
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Ireneparalegal
11-12-2005, 09:30 PM
From The Intoxicated Press:

LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton was uninjured Saturday afternoon when she avoided a minor accident as she ducked into a Hollywood hotspot to relieve herself, said Hilton's publicist, Jack Ketsoyan.

Hilton was seen drinking several apple martinis, riding in a silver Bentley driven by an unknown companion. She talked on her cellphone and shouted obscenities as she staggered her way into the establishment. When the manager asked her to leave, she ordered a bottle of champagne and threw up on him, at which point he called the police. The impromptu pitstop was captured on videotape and aired on television and the Internet within fifteen minutes.

Los Angeles police Officer Trini Lopez said no one was cited after the mishap. The name of the driver was not immediately available from police.

"They decided to leave the scene, but not until the paparazzi showed up and she got a chance to flash her boobs to everyone," he said.

Lopez said the Bentley drove past the scene several times and the occupants were told by police to leave the location. Hilton was seen on the videotape blowing kisses to the officers and slapping her behind as she danced on the seats of the convertible.
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:lol: :lol: :crazy: :crazy: :happyface :wave: :D Actually, the way I heard it, she was trying to have a threesome with two Panthers Cheerleaders. They kicked her a$$ instead, that's how she got hurt.

Courtnee
11-12-2005, 10:24 PM
I'm sorry to say this, but Paris is beginning to sound like a slut. She has no class and no self-respect.
Beginning?!?!?