"Young lady, there is going to be no more fat jokes in this house."

"Young lady, you better be studying that spelling instead of reading that comic book."

"Young lady. did you eat this entire bag of apples?"

"I'VE BEEN FIRED!!"

"Give me the belt. GIVE ME THE BELT!!!"

"I might have a twinkie or something, Rerun."

"No, I don't want to hear about the girl Raj got pregnant (groceries crash in unseen kitchen) PREGNANT????!!!!!!

"Young lady, there is going to be no more fat jokes in this house."

"Young lady, you better be studying that spelling instead of reading that comic book."

"Young lady. did you eat this entire bag of apples?"

"I'VE BEEN FIRED!!"

"Give me the belt. GIVE ME THE BELT!!!"

"I might have a twinkie or something, Rerun."

"No, I don't want to hear about the girl Raj got pregnant (groceries crash in unseen kitchen) PREGNANT????!!!!!!

Don't forget about Mabel's catch phrase:

"This is true."

"Young lady, there is going to be no more fat jokes in this house."

"Young lady, you better be studying that spelling instead of reading that comic book."

"Young lady. did you eat this entire bag of apples?"

"I'VE BEEN FIRED!!"

"Give me the belt. GIVE ME THE BELT!!!"

"I might have a twinkie or something, Rerun."

"No, I don't want to hear about the girl Raj got pregnant (groceries crash in unseen kitchen) PREGNANT????!!!!!!

Anytime when she told Dee to shut up was a good Mabel quote.