What is it and why?

My favorite quote would be from Episode 78 when Lesile drops off a box with a snake in it. Burt gets scared and strats shooting at the box as it hits the ground with Chester standing real close to the box.
Burt: Did I get it? Did I get it?
Chester(in the most calming voice):Yes you did....and if my big toe every posed a problem to you....rest assured, you got that too.

My favorite quote is when Jodie's explaining the history of homosexuality to Jessica. It goes something like this:

Jodie: Plato was gay.
Jessica: Mickey's dog was gay?

Cracked me up the first time I heard it and still makes me almost wet my pants. Just something about the way Katherine Helmond delivers that line with such naive innocence. Love it!!!

-Joy

Bert, when the other captive on the alien ship tried to send him back.

"I see black. You beamed me to black!"

My fav is a line Billy says during season one. Fans know that the family was always trying to protect Billy from all the crazy things going on and never spoke about it in front of him. This provoked this quote one time at dinner:

"why can't anyone ever talk in front of me-huh? I mean I walk into a room and conversation stops! I went around for YEARS thinking a surprise part was being planned for me!"

Toooooo funny!!

Bob: So, I hear that you're a lesbo, huh?

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Andrew Carden