View Full Version : If you could do something to someone with a voodoo doll...


Ireneparalegal
11-04-2005, 05:56 PM
who would the person(s) be and what would you want to have happen to them?

Saddam: Death by the same chemical poison he released upon those innocent victims.

Osama: Death by slow. agonizing torture, which includes having his nails ripped out one by one with pliers, while his hair and beard are set afire, and then he is being forced to eat something that I won't mention here. Many agonizing things to eventually cause his death.

Jennifer Lopez: Lose all her $$$$ and being abandoned by her husband. Being forced to work in the real world.

Omarosa: Have her hair all fall out (really, have her weaves taken out) the remaining hair fall out and she be bald forever. She is forced to work in the dirtiest filthiest job for two years WITHOUT OPENING HER MOUTH AND COMPLAINING.

certain posters on SO: That they just go away...

MsOrange
11-04-2005, 06:13 PM
if only i could honestly reply to this thread w/out breaking rules...

Courtnee
11-04-2005, 06:21 PM
I would make a voodo doll of these two girls in my grade Ashley Ware and Alyssa Lane:
Ashley because:she is a total bitch to me and I want to stab her in the eye with a pen and my Metallica Cd so she sees that they are better than "lyK3 BrItN3y Sp3arzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"Sorry...she just pisses me off

Alyssa because: she automaticly named herslef Student Council President and then named he best friend Vice president

I WANTED TO BE VICE PRESIDENT,BITCH!!!

Ireneparalegal
11-04-2005, 06:26 PM
I would make a voodo doll of these two girls in my grade Ashley Ware and Alyssa Lane:
Ashley because:she is a total bitch to me and I want to stab her in the eye with a pen and my Metallica Cd so she sees that they are better than "lyK3 BrItN3y Sp3arzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"Sorry...she just pisses me off

Alyssa because: she automaticly named herslef Student Council President and then named he best friend Vice president

I WANTED TO BE VICE PRESIDENT,BITCH!!!
Those 2 B*****S!!!!! Want me to kick their dumb **** for you???? Whoa, sorry, that was my old junior high days coming back...LOL

So do you want me to do that Rock Princess? :confused:

:crazy:

Courtnee
11-04-2005, 06:27 PM
Those 2 B*****S!!!!! Want me to kick their dumb **** for you???? Whoa, sorry, that was my old junior high days coming back...LOL

So do you want me to do that Rock Princess? :confused:

:crazy:
why yes...YES I DO!!! :D

Ireneparalegal
11-04-2005, 06:29 PM
why yes...YES I DO!!! :D
Kewl!!! They deserve what they get!!!! Damn B******S!!!!!

BTW: I NOMINATE ROCK PRINCESS FOR PRESIDENT OF SITCOMS ON-LINE, SHE IS TOO FUNNY TO JUST BE VICE-PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!:wave:

Ireneparalegal
11-04-2005, 06:31 PM
To Alyssa & Ashley: May the fleas of 1 million camels, the lice of 1000 school children, the ticks of 500 deer, and the smell of 1000 elephants and their dung permeate your hair, skin and every little crevice on your bodies!!!!

***Irene getting her voodoo doll as you read this*****

Courtnee
11-04-2005, 06:35 PM
I NOMINATE ROCK PRINCESS FOR PRESIDENT OF SITCOMS ON-LINE, SHE IS TOO FUNNY TO JUST BE VICE-PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!:wave:
:D :king:

80s_Fan
11-04-2005, 07:24 PM
I don't believe in voodoo dolls at all......yeah right!!

Hollow
11-04-2005, 08:14 PM
i'd like a voodoo doll of the earth.

Ireneparalegal
11-04-2005, 08:43 PM
i'd like a voodoo doll of the earth.
:confused:

Ireneparalegal
11-04-2005, 08:46 PM
O.J. Simpson: I would have done to him what he did to Nicole and Ron.

Robert Blake: Have his **** shot off and then permeate his body with bullets!

The 12 jurors of the OJSimpson Criminal Trial: Have each and every one of them end up jobless. Oh yeah, and given a supply of DVD's of OJ Simpson movies!!!! LOL

AD FAN
11-04-2005, 09:47 PM
One of my professors: I would give her a new voicebox, because she taaalks
liiiiike thiiiiiiis, yaaaa knowww whaaaat I meeeeean? :rolleyes:

Ireneparalegal
11-04-2005, 09:50 PM
One of my professors: I would give her a new voicebox, because she taaalks
liiiiike thiiiiiiis, yaaaa knowww whaaaat I meeeeean? :rolleyes:
:rofl: :brent :mrtarver:

dawsongirl
11-04-2005, 09:51 PM
My ex friend: a pin...right between the legs. and then it would fall off. :D

Ireneparalegal
11-04-2005, 09:55 PM
My ex friend: a pin...right between the legs. and then it would fall off. :D
ummm, it's a guy, RIGHT???? lmao!!!

:wink2: :rotflmao: :thumbsup:

dawsongirl
11-04-2005, 10:00 PM
ummm, it's a guy, RIGHT???? lmao!!!

:wink2: :rotflmao: :thumbsup:
Yep, a guy.

Ireneparalegal
11-04-2005, 10:02 PM
Yep, a guy.
turn the doll over and jab him there too...LOL:lol: :eek:

Steve M.
11-04-2005, 10:45 PM
I'd make a voodoo doll of George W. Bush and make himself punch himself in the face in public. . . and then I'd make him wet himself! :lol:

Ireneparalegal
11-05-2005, 01:16 AM
I'd make a voodoo doll of George W. Bush and make himself punch himself in the face in public. . . and then I'd make him wet himself! :lol:
OMG, ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! YES YES YES...:lol: :happyface
I vote that u make him poop on himself too...AND THAT HE LIKES IT!

MsOrange
11-05-2005, 01:20 AM
My ex friend: a pin...right between the legs. and then it would fall off. :D
:lol:

Ireneparalegal
11-05-2005, 01:40 AM
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA....HEE HEE HEE....I LOVE BLOCKS!!!!!

Steve M.
11-05-2005, 02:13 PM
Another thing I'd make Bush do. . . drive through East Orange, New Jersey (95% black, 0.001% white) in a Ford pickup truck with a Confederate flag flying out of the payload bed and with the radio blaring out Brooks and Dunn! :rofl:

Fleet
11-05-2005, 04:37 PM
You guys go ahead and make jokes about Bush, and we Republicans will keep on winning Presidential elections. :D

Ireneparalegal
11-06-2005, 01:35 AM
Another thing I'd make Bush do. . . drive through East Orange, New Jersey (95% black, 0.001% white) in a Ford pickup truck with a Confederate flag flying out of the payload bed and with the radio blaring out Brooks and Dunn! :rofl:
OMG!!!! that is too funny...good one!!!

Steve M.
11-06-2005, 10:44 PM
OMG!!!! that is too funny...good one!!!


Thanks, that's why I'm here! :) :wave:

TheHappyBurgerMeister
11-06-2005, 10:54 PM
There's a lot of people. There's the cliche ones like Osama and Sadam who I could do really bad things to. Then of course there's just really annoying people who I could just make them scratch their butt all day in public or have their hair fall out. Not anything to actually kill them.

Oh, the possibilities are endless!:devil: LOL

Of course, I've never had a voodoo doll so I really don't know if they actually work and I doubt I'd believe they would, but it would be fun if they did!

ABlairican Pie
11-07-2005, 02:32 AM
I'd make a voodoo doll of George W. Bush and make himself punch himself in the face in public. . . and then I'd make him wet himself! :lol:Hey, you stole my voodoo doll idea!! Except mine involved sushi and a pretzel...

:lol: