It never fails that every tuesday in my morning class I get stuck behind this one girl that smells of hooker spit and circus monkey ass. and to top it off she drowns herself in brintey spears' perfume which mixed with the above smells creates this vomit worthy stentch. Is it so hard to shower daily??

It never fails that every tuesday in my morning class I get stuck behind this one girl that smells of hooker spit and circus monkey ass. and to top it off she drowns herself in brintey spears' perfume which mixed with the above smells creates this vomit worthy stentch. Is it so hard to shower daily??
it could be worse - she coulda smelled like monkey spit and brintey spears' ass covered in circus hooker perfume

it could be worse - she coulda smelled like monkey spit and brintey spears' ass covered in circus hooker perfume

i bet even britney's ass smells better than this fat mess!

:lol:

I know how you feel. Well...you never know though. She might be poor or something and doesn't have access to a shower at home. :(

she lives at the dorms, and they have showers.

It never fails that every tuesday in my morning class I get stuck behind this one girl that smells of hooker spit and circus monkey ass. and to top it off she drowns herself in brintey spears' perfume which mixed with the above smells creates this vomit worthy stentch. Is it so hard to shower daily??



It proably was you stinking you dirty d*ckhead-LOL

It proably was you stinking you dirty d*ckhead-LOL

-LOL

I remember at one of my jobs we had a repairman come to fix a machine. He wore the strongest colone. It reeked. The whole room stunk with the smell. No one dared to say anything. After he left which was an hour after he came, we would open the windows. We dreaded when he would come again. Fortunally since then, I haven't had any problem with people I have encountered.

Yeah another thing that bothers me is when people dont wash their damn hair enough, im quite tall and when im on the train and its packed, someones head comes up right against my nose and it stinks all heady :eek:

Yeah another thing that bothers me is when people dont wash their damn hair enough, im quite tall and when im on the train and its packed, someones head comes up right against my nose and it stinks all heady :eek:

:barf:

ewww...there was in kid in my JH government class that smelled like the worst BO. Terrible hour of my life.

Of course, I heard Britney's perfume smelled like crap anyway, so even if she did shower, she'd probably still stink.

Britney Spears Curious, or Fantasy? Because Curious is a lot better <3

Britney Spears Curious, or Fantasy? Because Curious is a lot better <3

blue/purple bottle. we used to have perfume wars at cvs and someone i worked with opened a bottle of it and poured it all over me. my work shirt reeked of it for days. its not bad, just doesnt smell good only dirty skin

blue/purple bottle. we used to have perfume wars at cvs and someone i worked with opened a bottle of it and poured it all over me. my work shirt reeked of it for days. its not bad, just doesnt smell good only dirty skin
:lol: I think theyre both the same color. But seriously, perfume doesnt cover BO. Nasty.

Ahh, the smells of adolescents, I remember it well. That oh so disgusting blend of B.O., cornnuts, and Calvin Klein. That's what was popular back in my days 10 years ago. I think most of the kids in school smelled at that age, (myself included). I went from grade school, where I never had to worry about any strange odors, to puberty, where suddenly all these odors started arising. At the time I had no knowledge of deodorant, so everyone just called me stinky. Meanwhile everyone else just drowned themselves with that nasty CK1 crap. The class always smelled like a whore house!! By the seventh grade, I finally came to the knowledge of deodorant, but unfortunately, that discovery took longer for others. The memories of those middle school smells stay with you your whole life unfortunately. I can still remember the awful odor that daily came off this kid who sat in front of me. I hope he's finally discovered deodorant!! LOL!!!

Yeah another thing that bothers me is when people dont wash their damn hair enough, im quite tall and when im on the train and its packed, someones head comes up right against my nose and it stinks all heady :eek:

:barf: :barf:

Maybe she doesn't think anyone will notice! :lol:

I know someone who has that nasty BO but he is so severely depressed that no matter what you tell him it just doesn't compute. :(

I know someone who has that nasty BO but he is so severely depressed that no matter what you tell him it just doesn't compute. :(

That's sad. :(

:lol: I think theyre both the same color. But seriously, perfume doesnt cover BO. Nasty.

Blah. I know, SERIOUSLY. :barf:

Britney Spears Curious, or Fantasy? Because Curious is a lot better <3
I actually like her perfume Curious...