(James)-"And for once, I will be making a "White Man's Salary"

(Florida)-"James what are you doing here, when you are still on TV"

(Thelma)-"I feel sorry for rich people because you have to be poor to enjoy a meal this good"

(Michael)-"I don;t care what kind of ice cream you get momma as long as it's chocolate"

(Bookman)-"Asking does J.J have a STRAW after being told to wash his dinner down with Lake Michigan.

(Willona)-"It took my ex husband months to notice how bad my COOKING really was"-saying that the sex was that good

(J.J)-Telling Michael he is-"GROUNDED"

(Penny)-"I tripped over my pussycat"

I don't think they were all dumb.

I don't think they were all dumb.


i think out of the ones I listed, James and Florida's were the dumbest-lol

(James)-"And for once, I will be making a "White Man's Salary"

(Florida)-"James what are you doing here, when you are still on TV"

(Thelma)-"I feel sorry for rich people because you have to be poor to enjoy a meal this good"

(Michael)-"I don;t care what kind of ice cream you get momma as long as it's chocolate"

(Bookman)-"Asking does J.J have a STRAW after being told to wash his dinner down with Lake Michigan.

(Willona)-"It took my ex husband months to notice how bad my COOKING really was"-saying that the sex was that good

(J.J)-Telling Michael he is-"GROUNDED"

(Penny)-"I tripped over my pussycat"


I guess back then they didnt really know too much about TV and tapings..well thats obvious...lol

I guess back then they didnt really know too much about TV and tapings..well thats obvious...lol



"That's what you call a tape delay baby"-LOL-LOL

"That's what you call a tape delay baby"-LOL-LOL


yeah exactly "Tape delay" man those writers back then...What were they thinking in those days...Jay Leno and David Letterman were writers...hmmm makes me wonder..........

(James)-"And for once, I will be making a "White Man's Salary"

(Florida)-"James what are you doing here, when you are still on TV"

(Thelma)-"I feel sorry for rich people because you have to be poor to enjoy a meal this good"

(Michael)-"I don;t care what kind of ice cream you get momma as long as it's chocolate"

(Bookman)-"Asking does J.J have a STRAW after being told to wash his dinner down with Lake Michigan.

(Willona)-"It took my ex husband months to notice how bad my COOKING really was"-saying that the sex was that good

(J.J)-Telling Michael he is-"GROUNDED"

(Penny)-"I tripped over my pussycat"



Did you mean FUNNY STATEMENTS, those are funny except for JJ grounding Michael, I don't know WHAT that was. lol

That Michael line is one of my favorites, including the follow up, "I cannot get down, if my ice cream ain't brown!" LOL

Did you mean FUNNY STATEMENTS, those are funny except for JJ grounding Michael, I don't know WHAT that was. lol

That Michael line is one of my favorites, including the follow up, "I cannot get down, if my ice cream ain't brown!" LOL


No I meant STUPID, not Funny.

"That's what you call a tape delay baby"-LOL-LOL
:bouncers

Like James knew what he was talking about.

(Penny)-"I tripped over my pussycat"[/QUOTE]

:p "With marshmellows":p

Here is another dumb statement from Florida

Gurdy Vincent-"Do you think I would feed my friends pet food"

Florida-"well if you enjoy it there is no reason why we shouldn;t enjoy it"


lol

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(Penny)-"I tripped over my pussycat"


Nope, that wasn't a dumb statement, because I always almost trip over my cat. My family has a cat named Snowflake, and when he is hungry he always runs to us and then starts moving around us. When we move, we are so close to him we actually almost trip over him. So Penny COULD have been telling the truth(In The Evanses and Willona's eyes).

Nope, that wasn't a dumb statement, because I always almost trip over my cat. My family has a cat named Snowflake, and when he is hungry he always runs to us and then starts moving around us. When we move, we are so close to him we actually almost trip over him. So Penny COULD have been telling the truth(In The Evanses and Willona's eyes).


Well it sounded DUMB to me for someone to trip over their pussycat