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Janice Johnson
10-15-2005, 01:23 PM
I was browsing through the cassettes at a thrift store and I saw a tape, and the band's name was called The The.:eek: THE THE?:eek: What the hell kind of band name is that? One of the worst band names. :rolleyes:

Courtnee
10-15-2005, 03:05 PM
Theres a band in my area called Anal Dewlling....

Penny Lane
10-15-2005, 03:11 PM
How about Oingo Boingo?:lol:

Steve M.
10-15-2005, 10:24 PM
Toad the Wet Sprocket
Kajagoogoo
The Electric Prunes
Dishwalla
Mungo Jerry

sara
10-16-2005, 01:04 AM
What about Strawberry Alarm Clock?

Steve M.
10-16-2005, 10:42 AM
What about Strawberry Alarm Clock?

Absolutely! And don't forget the Peanut Butter Conspiracy!

Also: Bowling For Soup :rolleyes:

Ambear
10-16-2005, 11:07 AM
Cross Canadian Ragweed

Penny Lane
10-16-2005, 01:03 PM
The Swingin' Bluejeans:lol:

ABlairican Pie
10-16-2005, 04:36 PM
Cactus World News
Echo and the Bunnymen
Scritti Politti
Sigue Sigue Sputnik
Hayzie Fantayzie

The The with lead vocalist Matt Johnson was a pretty popular band with a huge cult following in the 80's. Their big hit was "Kingdom of Rain" which featured guest vocals from Sinead O'Connor.

Tuesday Weld
10-16-2005, 05:19 PM
How about -

Snot
Saliva :lol:

ABlairican Pie
10-16-2005, 05:45 PM
Bubble Puppy
Stone Temple Pilots wouldn't sound so dumb if it wasn't taken from what the band USED to call itself. ;)
That Petrol Emotion
Prefab Sprout

ABlairican Pie
10-16-2005, 05:49 PM
How about -

Snot
Saliva :lol:

And let's not forget Seattle punk legends, The Fartz!! :lol: Yep, Guns N' Roses bassist Duff McKagan used to play with them. They used to spell their name with the red "A" with a circle symbol (stands for anarchy) in their logo, so when their name was printed in the local mags, they were spelled "The F@rtz". :fart:

Steve M.
10-16-2005, 09:05 PM
Some would vote for the Band.

How 'bout this one - "Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Micky andf Tich!" That's an actual sixties British group from Wiltshire that , for obvious reasons, never made it in the States. :lol:

Ireneparalegal
10-16-2005, 10:19 PM
:confused: Nuff said:

Courtnee
10-16-2005, 11:06 PM
:confused: Nuff said:
What about "Snap"?

musicradio77
10-16-2005, 11:07 PM
These were some of the dumbest bands in history starting with the doo-wop groups:

1. The Bop-Chords
2. The Harptones
3. The Moonglows
4. The Impalas
5. The Penguins
6. The Cadillacs
7. The Students
8. The Five Keys
9. The Cleftones
10. The Flamingos

Those were in the doo-wop groups using those dumb names.

Ireneparalegal
10-16-2005, 11:08 PM
What about "Snap"?
Snap? funny name, never heard of them, who are they???

ABlairican Pie
10-16-2005, 11:12 PM
No list of dumb band names would be complete without the mother of all bad names:

Disco Tex and the Sex-O-Lettes!!!!!!!!!!!! :rock: :banana: :mango::schmack:

ABlairican Pie
10-16-2005, 11:43 PM
Straight outta Birmingham!!!! (UK!!) The baddest bunch of Brummies on the planet!!!!

The Rockin' Chevrolets!!!!!

http://www.black-sabbath.com/gallery/albums/misc/chevrolets.sized.jpg

For all concerned, the dark-haired fellow above second from the right went on to change the face of musical history.

Ireneparalegal
10-16-2005, 11:45 PM
isn't or wasn't he in Black Sabbath?

ABlairican Pie
10-16-2005, 11:47 PM
isn't or wasn't he in Black Sabbath?AMAZING!!!!!!! SOMEONE FIGURED IT OUT!!!!! Yes, the dour-looking fellow up at the top was in fact TONY IOMMI, who went on to create musical history with BLACK SABBATH!!!!! :rock: :guitar:

rusyd
10-17-2005, 12:00 AM
I was browsing through the cassettes at a thrift store and I saw a tape, and the band's name was called The The.:eek: THE THE?:eek: What the hell kind of band name is that? One of the worst band names. :rolleyes:

I saw them in concert years ago,they are good. Name is a bid bland but good music.:)

ABlairican Pie
10-17-2005, 09:08 AM
Hoobastank.

Steve M.
10-25-2005, 10:19 PM
The Group With No Name! :lol:

This was a seventies band that was briefly signed to Casablanca Records thanks to Gene Simmons. One of its members was future TV star Katey Sagal! :eek:

musicradio77
10-26-2005, 10:57 PM
What about Johnny Maestro & the Brooklyn Bridge?

Steve M.
10-30-2005, 09:57 PM
There's also Badly Drawn Boy and Death Cab for Cutie.

A lot of 80's "alternative" bands like Love and Rockets had dumb names.

ABlairican Pie
10-31-2005, 01:54 AM
There's also Badly Drawn Boy and Death Cab for Cutie.

A lot of 80's "alternative" bands like Love and Rockets had dumb names.Death Cab For Cutie are a local alternative pop band that's kind of local here in Washington.

The name Love and Rockets were named after a comic book. I thought Johnny Hates Jazz was a lame name. I'm not fond of band names that are more like sentences, like And You Will Know Us By the Trail of the Dead.

Steve M.
11-12-2005, 11:02 AM
My Morning Jacket

Penny Lane
11-12-2005, 11:24 AM
Question Mark and The Mysterians:lol:

Mijada
11-12-2005, 06:35 PM
Goo Goo Dolls
Good band, dumb name

EmoJoe
11-12-2005, 11:50 PM
Bowling for Soup
My Chemcial Romance

Courtnee
11-13-2005, 02:33 PM
Snap? funny name, never heard of them, who are they???
They sang that one song in the 80's...it was one of the first raps songs...The name of it escapes my right now...
EDIT:GOD EVERY ****ING TIME I GO TO THIS THREAD I CAN NEVAH REMEBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111

Courtnee
11-13-2005, 02:34 PM
My bands name is The Outer Limit...What do you guys think of that name?

ABlairican Pie
11-13-2005, 02:53 PM
My bands name is The Outer Limit...What do you guys think of that name?It's cool because not only was it a great show on t.v. in the 60's and 90's, but because Canadian metal band Voivod did an album of the same name in 1993.

Pug Lover
11-13-2005, 10:23 PM
I was browsing through the cassettes at a thrift store and I saw a tape, and the band's name was called The The.:eek: THE THE?:eek: What the hell kind of band name is that? One of the worst band names. :rolleyes:
I couldn't agree with you more.THE THE is the stupidest band name I've ever heard.It doesn't make any sense.What was this band thinking?:crazy:

Steve M.
11-13-2005, 10:27 PM
Some dumb names from the psychedelic sixties:

The Chocolate Watchband
It's A Beautiful Day

ABlairican Pie
11-14-2005, 12:38 AM
I couldn't agree with you more.THE THE is the stupidest band name I've ever heard.It doesn't make any sense.What was this band thinking?:crazy:When I heard the name in the 80's, I thought it was the most clever name in the world!

THE THE!!!!!

Obviously you guys have never heard of them, they're very good. :cool: A band's name doesn't have to make sense.

But, as Derek Smalls of Spinal Tap has said, "There's a fine line between clever and stupid."

By the way, anyone heard of the legendary British band of the 60's, Polka Tulk?

Courtnee
11-14-2005, 06:16 PM
It's A Beautiful Day

That one sounds cool to me :snob:

seventies_sitcoms
11-14-2005, 07:32 PM
Jimmie's Chicken Shack
Color Me Badd
Right Said Fred
Cat Butt
Cycle Sluts From Hell
Nashville *****
Sandy Duncan's Eye
Butthole Surfers
Swingin' Udders
Mister Mister
Faster Pussycat
Bullet Boys
Princess Tinymeat
Low Meato
Dead milkmen
Toilet Boys
My Dad Is Dead
Lungfish
Squirrel Nut Zippers
Strawberry Alarm Clock
Pink Lady
Kaptain Kool and the Kongs
Fanny
Starland Vocal Band
Shanks and Bigfoot
Yeastie Girls

Janice Johnson
11-15-2005, 11:20 AM
Jimmie's Chicken Shack

Yeastie Girls

YEASTIE Girls? Sounds like a copycat from the Beastie Boys? And Yeast? Eew!:barf::eek:

Steve M.
11-20-2005, 10:56 PM
O-Town!

(A group named after Orlando?!? )

P.S. - Limp Bizkit

Steve M.
11-28-2005, 11:58 PM
Fountains of Wayne (named for a tacky landscaping supply store in Wayne, New Jersey, in low-class Passaic County - we in Essex County thank the Lord for Passaic County! :lol: )

Storywriter
11-30-2005, 01:15 AM
How about Toad The Wet Sprocket,Pap Smear,Yeah,Yeah,Yeahs,Hootie and The Blowfish,Anthrax etcetra.I just think they are all silly names for bands in my opinion.:cool:

Dean Winchester
11-30-2005, 01:20 AM
I offer: GWAR

seventies_sitcoms
11-30-2005, 03:29 PM
Cactus World News
Echo and the Bunnymen
Scritti Politti
Sigue Sigue Sputnik
Hayzie Fantayzie

The The with lead vocalist Matt Johnson was a pretty popular band with a huge cult following in the 80's. Their big hit was "Kingdom of Rain" which featured guest vocals from Sinead O'Connor.

I love Haysi Fantayzee! :) Echo and the Bunnymen are cool too!

Superstar
11-30-2005, 03:36 PM
Coldplay

SBTB Geek
11-30-2005, 06:07 PM
Green Day
Butthole Surfers

Dean Winchester
11-30-2005, 06:45 PM
how about the death metal band Vomit. That's a real catchy name that I'm sure we could get on the AC stations :lol: