Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark...
One: Don't miss the boat.
Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat.

Three: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.


Four: Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.


Five: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.


Six: Build your future on high ground.


Seven: For safety sake, travel in pairs.


Eight: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.


Nine: When you're stressed, float a while.


Ten: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.


Eleven: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.

That's really good, but don't forget about the inevitable dark times: Sometimes life can seem like one big boatload of cr*p.