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Ireneparalegal
10-12-2005, 02:00 PM
"Heaven Can Wait...Wait Elizabeth, Here I come!"

"Junkyard Blues"

"Watts is Thee Place To Live"

"Ugly Esther and my Son Lamont"

"King of Watts"

dlemond
10-12-2005, 03:04 PM
Watt's Happening

Dummy and Me

The Junk Empire of Fred G. Sanford

GARFIELDKOOL
10-12-2005, 07:59 PM
I like that Watts Happening, dlemond. LOL How about

The Cluttered house.
Pop and Dummy
Father and no-good son
Fred and the junkyard gang.

Ireneparalegal
10-13-2005, 12:01 AM
I like that Watts Happening, dlemond. LOL How about

The Cluttered house.
Pop and Dummy
Father and no-good son
Fred and the junkyard gang.
:cheers: :thumbsup: :rofl:

CWDogg
10-13-2005, 05:15 AM
Sanford B.C. (Before Cal)
G can stand for anything
Grumpy old men in the hood

RIC FLAIR
10-13-2005, 12:19 PM
SANDFORD'S HOUSE OF RIPPLE

JeffRuss1972
10-13-2005, 12:40 PM
"SuperDummies III: The Search For Jackie"
"Father Knows Junk"
"Little Red Riding Truck"
"AH-CHU WHO???"
"SHUT UP MELVIN"
"Who Shot Chico"
"Lamont and His SunGlasses" (or/How To NOT Look Like You've Been Doing Coke The Whole Night Before"- USA Working Title)

Ireneparalegal
06-19-2007, 12:27 AM
:bump

catlover79
06-19-2007, 12:43 AM
The Sunday Night Movie: The Puerto Rican Marx Brothers starring Julio, Chico and Mufungo (with a special appearance by Juan Epstein from James Buchanan High)

Black Old Men Can't Jump

God Don't Like Ugly (starring Fred and Esther)

Father Doesn't Know Best

I Sold My Heart To The Junkman - And Got No Cash Back

A Sucker is Not Always A Tootsie Pop

Queen Esther

Woody The Whipped

Julio WHO!?

Kicking And Screaming

Don't Ask Me Why...Lamont Is Still Around

Days of Sangria and Ripple

The Grady Bunch

Bubba and Rollo and Arms, Oh My!!

Five Easy Fingers...Across Your Lips

Fantastic Five Fingers

All in the Fists

A&E Biography: Fred Sanford: All Talk and No Action

Embarrassing Scenes from a Mexican Restaurant

In The Kitchen With Grady: 502 Ways To Prepare Parsley

Ireneparalegal
06-19-2007, 12:46 AM
:notworthy :thumbsup: You must be a riot to hang around with...:rofl: Those are all great!!!!!!!

catlover79
06-19-2007, 12:49 AM
Whatever Happened to Baby Julio? (:lol: Last anyone heard, Julio changed his name and became a detective for the NYPD. Then he changed his name again and became a South American Revolutionary.)

G Stands for GUILT TRIP!!

USATVFAN
06-19-2007, 10:37 AM
Fred Freddie The Junkyardman

catlover79
06-19-2007, 06:13 PM
Me and Julio Down by the Junkyard

The Five Fingers of Fred

A Fool for Flapple

Champipple Wishes and Menudo Dreams

This Big Dummy Went To Market, This Big Dummy Stayed Home...

How To Bake Gorilla Cookies

Melvin WHO!?

Grady the Good Googly

GARFIELDKOOL
06-19-2007, 08:07 PM
Esther, and her Suckas
Hubba Bubba
Grouchy Fred and uptight Lamont
The House of Laziness
Straight Out Of Compton
Where's My Supper?
Boozers and Losers
Chest Pains
I am allergic to "Ah-Chew!"

catlover79
06-19-2007, 08:21 PM
Watts Going On

The House of Junk

Big Hunk o' Junk

GARFIELDKOOL
06-19-2007, 09:22 PM
Junk-food
I Can't Find Nothing
We Also Sell Cheap Liquor
No Goats Allowed; No Step-Mothers Allowed!
Where's Aunts Ethel?
Learn How To Cook
Chef Fred Ar-de

catlover79
06-19-2007, 11:53 PM
All Dummies Go To Heaven

More Junk

Sanford, Sangano and Sangria

Zoneboy
06-20-2007, 03:45 AM
Look at all this Junk we Can Sell On eBay!

One Man's Junk (Is Another Man's Profit)

Esther: Queen of the Beasts

That's Rollo Larson Not Larcenist

El Segundo 911

catlover79
06-20-2007, 04:56 PM
The Junkman Cometh

AB
06-20-2007, 05:23 PM
Beauty And The Esther

Lost In Watts

Ireneparalegal
06-20-2007, 05:33 PM
Watts Comin' Up

The black guys and the beaner

Two men and a junkyard

Muskatel Time

Mikado
06-20-2007, 08:20 PM
My old man's a dustman ( Anyone under 35 probably wont get this )

catlover79
06-21-2007, 08:16 PM
My Fair Dummy

Rollo Over

Big Bad Bubba

catlover79
06-22-2007, 04:36 PM
Vision of Junk

My Son the Junkster, My Pop The Yukster

The Scary Bunch

The Munsters (starring Esther and Woody)

Thank You For Being A Fiend (starring Fred and Esther)

You're My Best Fiend (starring Fred and Esther)

Your Arms Too Short To Box with Pop

Tiger32
06-22-2007, 08:07 PM
"If I Didn't Care" (Fred's favorite song)

catlover79
06-22-2007, 08:44 PM
I Got Plenty of Junkin'

Lamont, Cook Your OWN :censored: Meals!!

I Dream of Donna

Beyond the Planet of the Dummies

Voyage to the Bottom of the Barrel

Keep On Junkin'

Never Had a Scheme Come True

Ireneparalegal
06-27-2007, 10:16 PM
Donna and all those other women in my life.

Donna who?

Chitlins, beans, high blood pressure, who cares?

catlover79
09-03-2007, 01:09 AM
Scheming of You (Fred)

Pop's Poorhouse

Watts Wrong With You??

Lowly, Lonely Lamont

Fred Does A TV Commercial

catlover79
09-04-2007, 11:25 PM
Ethel and Esther and Fred - OH MY!!

All About the Andersons (starring Esther & Woody)

Slappy White Heat

Groovy Grady

Mommie Jane Hathaway (starring Hoppy)

Hoppy In Da HOUSE!!

White Man Hop (starring Hoppy)

White Men Can't Slang (also starring Hoppy)

Corn & Flakes

The Godfather (starring Grady)

Heavy on the Mayo (starring Grady)

The Fairy OddMother (also starring Grady)

Chico, Chitterlings & Champipple

Fear & Loathing in Watts

Sucka Punch (starring Esther)

Fiends Forever (starring Fred & Esther)

Rock N Rollo

Hot Julio Nights (:eyes:)

Manischipple, Menudo & Mufungo

DON'T Get Me To the Church on Time (Fred's and Lamont's many failed engagements/weddings)

Time to Junk It

A Few Fifths Too Many: An In-Depth Look Inside Woody Anderson's Liver

catlover79
09-07-2007, 12:26 AM
Pop Til You Drop

Sangano & Son

Champipple Wishes & Musketal Dreams

Cuckoo for Cripple

Right Said Fred

And You Thought YOUR Dad Was Embarrassing

Fiends & Loathers (starring Fred & Esther)

Fiends to the End (also starring Fred & Esther)

catlover79
12-27-2007, 01:09 PM
The Great White Dope (Officer Hoppy)

OH Nuts!
12-28-2007, 11:52 PM
Ester's Beauty Contest

Watch It Sucka!

Elizabeth's Halo From Above

Lamont and the Ventriloquist

I'm Coming To Join You Honey

BBCOACHMS
02-13-2008, 08:32 PM
J*U*N*K

Lamont NEVER gets any

Freddie and the get fresh crew

Fred's Bigot Beer Bash

Fred, Bubba and the Butt Sisters

9114

Pitooey
02-14-2008, 01:18 AM
The heart attack that never happens

Ugly and the Junk

Pops and dummy at the junk yard

Esther and the beast

Sandford drinks again

Wino and company

Lamont, Sanford and the stash

Bring your junk to me

Don't sit on the sofas

Dust at my dads house

catlover79
03-28-2008, 11:14 PM
J*U*N*K

Lamont NEVER gets any

Freddie and the get fresh crew

Fred's Bigot Beer Bash

Fred, Bubba and the Butt Sisters

9114
:lol: :rofl: :brent :clap BEAUTIFUL!!!

Big Fred Fan
08-30-2008, 07:27 PM
Sanford and Dumbass Son

Pitooey
08-30-2008, 10:08 PM
Junk around the house

Sloppy Sanford

Heart attack Hiatus

Lamont and his tears

Sanford and the toilet house

Sandford and Bubba take the junk in

Fred and Esther's Las Vegas junkathon

Lamont and his wares

Esther in the mirror

Sanford slips through the dust

No fans or air conditioning in this house

catlover79
09-16-2008, 10:18 PM
^ I love it!!!! :brent

Marvo301
03-12-2009, 06:07 PM
Rollo, Rollo, Rollo Up the River (Rollo goes to jail)
Junk Dealing for Dummies
Bless You (starring Ah Chew)
Pass the Mayo, Whitman
Alias Smith and Hopkins (Smitty and Hoppy)
Junkyard Dogs (PETA would have a fit!!)
A Total Eclipse of the Heart (Fred fakes a heart attack)
Crazy Like a Foxx
This is the Big One! (Fred fakes...well you know!)
Sermon on Lamont (starring Aunt Esther)
Keep on Truckin (Lamont)
Not the Mertz's (Fred and Aunt Ethel)
Me and Julio, Down by the Schoolyard (Guest starring Monika!!!!!)

Marvo301
03-12-2009, 07:57 PM
Bubba Gum (If Bubba forgot his teeth!)

catlover79
03-12-2009, 08:00 PM
Rollo, Rollo, Rollo Up the River (Rollo goes to jail)
Junk Dealing for Dummies
Bless You (starring Ah Chew)
Pass the Mayo, Whitman
Alias Smith and Hopkins (Smitty and Hoppy)
Junkyard Dogs (PETA would have a fit!!)
A Total Eclipse of the Heart (Fred fakes a heart attack)
Crazy Like a Foxx
This is the Big One! (Fred fakes...well you know!)
Sermon on Lamont (starring Aunt Esther)
Keep on Truckin (Lamont)
Not the Mertz's (Fred and Aunt Ethel)
Me and Julio, Down by the Schoolyard (Guest starring Monika!!!!!)
BRILLIANT!! I especially love the last one. ;) :cool: :rofl:

Marvo301
03-12-2009, 08:07 PM
BRILLIANT!! I especially love the last one. ;) :cool: :rofl:
I Kinda thought you might!!

catlover79
03-12-2009, 08:12 PM
I Kinda thought you might!!
Gee, I wonder what would be going on down by the schoolyard?? ;) :D :seeya:

Marvo301
03-12-2009, 08:16 PM
Gee, I wonder what would be going on down by the schoolyard?? ;) :D :seeya:
I don't know but I've heard stories about what goes on out behind the barn!!

catlover79
03-12-2009, 08:19 PM
I don't know but I've heard stories about what goes on out behind the barn!!
:lol: :rofl: :brent

Zoneboy
03-12-2009, 08:24 PM
The Truck, the Junk and Other Things

Green Green Grass of Grady