:lol: :lol:

The episode where Doug called the house and specifically told Arthur not to answer the phone when he was going to call the house. Arthur kept picking up that damn phone. And when he should have finally answered it, he didn't.

When Arthur was telling Hal Linden that he was gay. ROTFLMAO!!

Arthur calls that Indian Restaurant for delivery everyday and practically keeps the delivery kid hostage asking him stuff...HILARIOUS!!!!

:lol: :lol:

The episode where Doug called the house and specifically told Arthur not to answer the phone when he was going to call the house. Arthur kept picking up that damn phone. And when he should have finally answered it, he didn't.

When Arthur was telling Hal Linden that he was gay. ROTFLMAO!!

Arthur calls that Indian Restaurant for delivery everyday and practically keeps the delivery kid hostage asking him stuff...HILARIOUS!!!!

Arthur:What's your name son?
Sanjib:Sanjib
Arthur:Sinbad?
Sanjib;Sanjib
Arthur:Sandjob?

Arthur:What's your name son?
Sanjib:Sanjib
Arthur:Sinbad?
Sanjib;Sanjib
Arthur:Sandjob?

:rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh, there are so many. Um...the whole Doug/Arthur conversation about ordering a pizza and Arthur reading the number too fast. In episode "Fair Game" when Arthur told Doug he had tickets to the game, and Doug was all excited about going, and Arthur's like "Well, this is very awkward..." because he didn't actually have the tickets. :lol: And then Arthur does it again and says he's sorry for doing that, once again getting Doug excited and says, "Once again...this is very awkward." :rofl:

Arthur:What's your name son?
Sanjib:Sanjib
Arthur:Sinbad?
Sanjib;Sanjib
Arthur:Sandjob?
:rotflmao: :thumbsup: :rofl:

Oh, there are so many. Um...the whole Doug/Arthur conversation about ordering a pizza and Arthur reading the number too fast. In episode "Fair Game" when Arthur told Doug he had tickets to the game, and Doug was all excited about going, and Arthur's like "Well, this is very awkward..." because he didn't actually have the tickets. :lol: And then Arthur does it again and says he's sorry for doing that, once again getting Doug excited and says, "Once again...this is very awkward." :rofl:
I Feel like i am watching the show while reading these!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!:lol:

Arthur calls that Indian Restaurant for delivery everyday and practically keeps the delivery kid hostage asking him stuff...HILARIOUS!!!!

Does anyone know what episode this is in? I can't think of it right now.

Does anyone know what episode this is in? I can't think of it right now.
i haven't the foggiest notion...that's the first time i used the word FOGGIEST in a sentence.

Does anyone know what episode this is in? I can't think of it right now.
ahh kids it's ......"Do RIco" one of my favs from season 3:)

ahh kids it's ......"Do RIco" one of my favs from season 3:)

Thanks!! I'll have to watch it later.

Everyones reply is great! ONE of my favorites is when Arther gets addicted to nasal spray and when he is dumping out the trash to look for a bottle and he goes to spray it up his nose and he sees himself in the doorknob!!!!!:lol:

Everyones reply is great! ONE of my favorites is when Arther gets addicted to nasal spray and when he is dumping out the trash to look for a bottle and he goes to spray it up his nose and he sees himself in the doorknob!!!!!:lol:
Damn! He is one funny man!!!!:lol:

From the Season 2 episode "Frozen Pop" when Arthur says he is going to go to bed, and Doug replies "So Arthur your gonna go down to bed?" Arthur says yes and goes downstairs, but soon comes back up with a book and then goes upstairs where he has been staying since it has been so cold.:lol: Don't know why I find that so funny...

I also like when Doug can't sleep without Carrie in the bed and he asks Arthur out to dinner, etc. Just getting him on his good side to get him to fall asleep in their bed so Doug can get some sleep. Arthur gets mad later and starts telling off Doug (with Arthur's friend in the background) and it sounds like Arthur is telling Doug that he doesn't want to SLEEP with him anymore. Hilarious!!!

Arthur locks himself in the bathroom on Thanksgiving and pretends to try and smooth things over between Carrie and Doug.

I like on Dark Meet when Lily leaves the room and Arthur asks Doug from the bathroom "Is the bitch gone?" Doug's facial expression is hilarious.

I like on Dark Meet when Lily leaves the room and Arthur asks Doug from the bathroom "Is the bitch gone?" Doug's facial expression is hilarious.
:brent yep!!!!!

How about on Arthur,Spooner when he says "Do I smell oatmeal and salad? man that really takes me back"

One of my favorites [so many] is when Arthur called Deacon down to the basement and wanted to pay him for reperations because his ansestors had slaves years ago. And he came up with this figure to pay him out of the blue. He then wrote him a check but didnt even have any money in his account to cover the check.

Or the time Doug took him out with the fella's to O'toole Pub because he learned the nicer he treated Arthur..the more loving he got from Carrie. It was like the first time Arthur had been out in a century the way he was acting in the Pub.
"Thats my marker gentlemen!"
Too funny.

One of my favorites [so many] is when Arthur called Deacon down to the basement and wanted to pay him for reperations because his ansestors had slaves years ago. And he came up with this figure to pay him out of the blue. He then wrote him a check but didnt even have any money in his account to cover the check.

Or the time Doug took him out with the fella's to O'toole Pub because he learned the nicer he treated Arthur..the more loving he got from Carrie. It was like the first time Arthur had been out in a century the way he was acting in the Pub.
"Thats my marker gentlemen!"
Too funny.
I swear, Arthur (the character) is one helluva funny guy...i look forward to watching the show just to see what crazy s**t he will do next. Plus, I love the show anyway. That "reparations" episode was too damn funny.

I love the one where he tries to cure Doug's hiccups with the can of air!! Also the one with him pronoucing Catsup :)

I like that too....

Doug: "And that's how we learn"...

I love the one where he tries to cure Doug's hiccups with the can of air!! Also the one with him pronoucing Catsup :)
:lol: :lol: :lol:

The Pole Dancing episode:
Telling Spence: "She's upstairs getting her freak on with fatty!!!!"

:) the hiccup episode was on late last night!! :D

I loved "Freak on for Fatty" too. "I just thought that..BOO." I love when Arthur tries to scare him.

also when Doug is calling to check their messages and Arthur keeps picking up the phone:lol:

Arthur was hilarious in "Frozen Pop" when he was trying to put up that picture upstairs. I love when he took it down and said he would reimburse them for the spackle.

Arthur was hilarious in "Frozen Pop" when he was trying to put up that picture upstairs. I love when he took it down and said he would reimburse them for the spackle.
I laugh so hard whenever he practically says anything...i had to tell my daughter the other night when we watched it that Arthur is "a little off"...she was wondering why he was saying "corny" things...lol

I liked "Papa Pill" when Doug slipped "big blue" into Arthur's mini-donut, and when Arthur found out he said "You scurvy Son of a B***h"!!

These are all from episode Party Favor:

Doug: I've never made a best man toast before, so I need a little feedback just to see if I'm headed in the right direction, ok?
Arthur: Let 'er rip.
Doug: "What can I say about my cousin Danny"--
Arthur: Ok I gotta stop this. THIS is unbearable!

(at the bachelor party)

Arthur: Douglas, do you have some festivities planned other than this meet & greet?


Arthur: Douglas, I'm starting to agree with the Italian fellow--this is gonna blow.


Arthur: Have you seen that bride, Eva? She's a tasty slice of cheesecake, am I right?
Joe: Eva's my daughter.
Arthur: Then you know what I'm talking about.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl:

These are all from episode Party Favor:

Doug: I've never made a best man toast before, so I need a little feedback just to see if I'm headed in the right direction, ok?
Arthur: Let 'er rip.
Doug: "What can I say about my cousin Danny"--
Arthur: Ok I gotta stop this. THIS is unbearable!

(at the bachelor party)

Arthur: Douglas, do you have some festivities planned other than this meet & greet?


Arthur: Douglas, I'm starting to agree with the Italian fellow--this is gonna blow.


Arthur: Have you seen that bride, Eva? She's a tasty slice of cheesecake, am I right?
Joe: Eva's my daughter.
Arthur: Then you know what I'm talking about.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl:

Hunt,on cue as usual.I love that episode!!!!
forgive me,I've been hittin' it pretty hard on Miami Beach tonight:crazy:

I love that too...."this is gonna blow"...:lol: :dance:

arthur steps out of the hot tubb, obviously unclothed, seeing the horrified look on dougs face, arthur says "its gravity son and its coming f or you" Arthur goes out to dinner with deacons family and is not pleased with the seating so he screams ath the top of his lungs 'IS IT BECAUSE WERE BLACK" THE FUNNY MOMENTS ARE TOO NUMEROUS TO MENTION.

arthur steps out of the hot tubb, obviously unclothed, seeing the horrified look on dougs face, arthur says "its gravity son and its coming f or you" Arthur goes out to dinner with deacons family and is not pleased with the seating so he screams ath the top of his lungs 'IS IT BECAUSE WERE BLACK" THE FUNNY MOMENTS ARE TOO NUMEROUS TO MENTION.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: that character is so damn hilarious...i will miss him when the show is no longer on the air!:(

I liked in "Soft Touch" when Arthur was trying to force his friend, Mickey to drink the purified water:

Mickey: Not interested
Arthur: I'm not asking you to buy anything, just try the water
Mickey: I'm not interested!
Arthur: Just try it, it's delicious!
Mickey: I don't want it!
Arthur: HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT A GLASS OF WATER?!, DRINK IT!!!!
Mickey: No, I won't, and you can't make me!

I liked in "Soft Touch" when Arthur was trying to force his friend, Mickey to drink the purified water:

Mickey: Not interested
Arthur: I'm not asking you to buy anything, just try the water
Mickey: I'm not interested!
Arthur: Just try it, it's delicious!
Mickey: I don't want it!
Arthur: HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT A GLASS OF WATER?!, DRINK IT!!!!
Mickey: No, I won't, and you can't make me!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!

i seen the one the other night when Carrie invited her dad to go on their road trip in the motorhome. Arthur came out of the kitchen in his western wear and playing that harmonica. Doug was so pissed telling Carrie he didn't want to eat off the table in the motorhome where Arthur's ass had been. :crazy: :lol: :lol: :lol:

i loved the one when he went to the hardware store and asked the totally stoned clerk what he thought about the a screw driver that fits right into the a hole. it was too funny.:lol:

"Queasy Rider"

Arthur to Doug:

"Don't mind me I'm just looking for something....(finds his hat in the motorcycle helmet) Thank God, you know, you lose one of these things, and it comes right outta your paycheck! I already owe them for that STUPID soda machine!"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

"Business Affairs"

Holly: "Listen Arthur, I'm adding a new dog to our walk next time, an adorable Jack Russell."

Arthur: "I hope it's not the Jack Russell I knew in the Army...I left him for dead!!!":lol: :lol: :lol:

"Business Affairs"

Holly: "Listen Arthur, I'm adding a new dog to our walk next time, an adorable Jack Russell."

Arthur: "I hope it's not the Jack Russell I knew in the Army...I left him for dead!!!":lol: :lol: :lol:
That one makes me laugh so hard when I hear him say that!!!!!! then again, anything he says makes me laugh hard!!!!

Me Too, that one just kills me!:happyface

Deacon tells Doug and Carrie at dinner abt having to do alot of extra crappy work at his job.

Arthur: "Ah, if you got crappy work, give it to the colored guy!"

Deacon tells Doug and Carrie at dinner abt having to do alot of extra crappy work at his job.

Arthur: "Ah, if you got crappy work, give it to the colored guy!"

That one was on last night. Totally hilarious. :lol: The guy adds so much to the show.

The time when carrie is trying to ask arthur how to get doug to forgive her for leaving the garage door open, which allowed for his TV to get stolen. I just love the part when he says " I forgave you because your my daughter, and I love you............ GOD YOUR HEAD IS TINY!!!!!" That is random but hilarious, absolutely hilarious ( to me any ways:) ).

I WANT PIZZA!!
I WANT CHEESESTEAKS!!
I WANT CHINNSE!!
I WANT FRIED CHICKEN WITH WALFES!!!:cool: :lol: :happyface :)

and at the end of the episode.......

"I WANT YOU TO HAVE SEX WITH DOUGLAS" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

"King Pong"


(Doug slams a ping pong ball past Arthur) "That was pretty good, maybe you know what you're talkin about!"

Arthur: "You bet your bippy I do!":lol:

I like also in the ping pong episode when Arthur gives Doug the tapes to listen to, to help him get better. That always cracks me up.:lol:

Arthur: Be the paddle,be the paddle,be the paddle (telephone rings-Arthur picks up) Hello, yes as a matter of fact I am having problems with my long distance carrier.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Carrie Pays Holly........

Arthur: "YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY MY DOG WALKER IN FRONT OF ME LIKE I'M SOME SORT OF ANIMAL!!!"


Carrie: "Well you could earn some money and pay her yourself!"

Arthur: "Easy sister, I was just making conversation!":lol:

Doug is dressed for a bowling tournament and is impatiently waiting for Carrie.

(Paraphrased):
Arthur: So, where are you kids off to tonight?

Doug: Were the...bowling shirt and bowling ball... any help, or.....?

Arthur: Okay okay, no need to be sarcastic, I was merely making conversation.

Doug: You're right Arthur. I'm just nervous about this tournament and I had no right to take it out on you. I'm sorry.

Arthur: Apology accepted. (pause) So, where are you kids off to? :lol:

:rofl:

one of my favs.
From "Vocal Discord"...

"If you're not willing to do the work,i'll play both parts in a gender bending tour de force!!"

one of my favs.
From "Vocal Discord"...

"If you're not willing to do the work,i'll play both parts in a gender bending tour de force!!"
:lol: :lol: :lol:


and when he asks the old lady "How married are ya to the oxygen tank?" something like that!;)

From golden moldy. after he sleeps with spences mom
Spences mom-i hope ypu had fun
Aurther-i had a great time.wow its late so i guess i i should take the money and go
Spences mom-i got something funny to tell ya. i reallly dont have 2,000 dollars
Aurther-what you put me through all of this for rnothin
Spences mom-you said you had a wonerful time.
Aurther-that was when i thought you had the money
Spences mom-fine bye
aurther-look im sorry. i really had a great time
Spences mom-ya free thursday
Aurther-no my ship leave from the port tommorow see ya

Dougie Houser: Arthur tried to sell ribbons to school girls by luring them w/candy!:lol:



"And that's how I learned that little girls are made of sugar and spice...AND LIES!!!!":D

"Switch Sitters" Artie goes to dinner w/Deacon and his family-he's not supposed to have spicy foods....he orders Spicy sausage w/peppers, they tell him to order something else, he says:

"Okay, I'll have the spicy sausage with peppers"
and he keeps saying it =) LOL

Dougie Houser: Arthur tried to sell ribbons to school girls by luring them w/candy!:lol:



"And that's how I learned that little girls are made of sugar and spice...AND LIES!!!!":D
:lol: :lol: :lol: :crazy:

From tonight's episode when Carrie comes in with her new haircut:

Arthur: Who the hell are you?!

:lol:

"Switch Sitters" Artie goes to dinner w/Deacon and his family-he's not supposed to have spicy foods....he orders Spicy sausage w/peppers, they tell him to order something else, he says:

"Okay, I'll have the spicy sausage with peppers"
and he keeps saying it =) LOL
"....and why are we sitting by the kitchen? Is it because we are BLACK!?!"

Arthur referring to his old friend Smitty who used to work at the parking office.

Arthur: "I curse the day i ever met that 8 fingered freak!"
Mickey: "But he's still gonna fix my ticket....right?"
Arthur:(in one of the loudest screams ever) "SHUT UPPPPPP!"

When Arthur was secretly using his date (I think it was Spence's mom) as a guinea pig for a drug experiment without her knowledge:

Arthur (paraphrased): "You women are all alike. You say you want more closeness and more intimacy, but I ask you for one stool sample, and suddenly I'm the bad guy." :crazy:

Arthur's addiction to nasal spray("Jung Frankenstein" (5th season)).

When Arthur was secretly using his date (I think it was Spence's mom) as a guinea pig for a drug experiment without her knowledge:

Arthur (paraphrased): "You women are all alike. You say you want more closeness and more intimacy, but I ask you for one stool sample, and suddenly I'm the bad guy." :crazy:


:rofl: :nod:

Season 2-Whine Country

Authur:
Ah, Paris. I haven't been back there since we liberated her in '44. The City Of Lights knew peace once more. I also got the clap, but that's a another story for another time. :lol: :lol:

Arthur: You gotta hand it to those Japanese, though, clever people. Still a mystery to me how we ever got them to surrender in the Second World War.

Carrie: Well, we did annihilate two of their cities.

Arthur: True enough. Mystery solved.

Arthur: You gotta hand it to those Japanese, though, clever people. Still a mystery to me how we ever got them to surrender in the Second World War.

Carrie: Well, we did annihilate two of their cities.

Arthur: True enough. Mystery solved.

:lol: :lol:

from "Awful Bigamy":

Arthur(to Carrie and Holly):"Open your eyes you fools.The man has 3 wives!"

Always love that line.:lol:

Arthur to Doug, at the buffet when Arthur didn't want to pay for his meal, he wanted to just sneak food from Doug...

"in the guise of a handshake, give me a stuffed mushroom."

(or something like that!)

from "Awful Bigamy":

Arthur(to Carrie and Holly):"Open your eyes you fools.The man has 3 wives!"

Always love that line.:lol:

:rotflmao:

That episode was hilarious!!! Definately one of my favorite episodes of the show.

"Lyin' Hearted" (i think lol)

Arthur is scared he will get circumcised while he's in heart surgery, when he wakes up he lifts the blanket and looks down...


Arthur: "That's the view I was lookin' for!":lol:

the way he says it gets me. :lol:

"Lyin' Hearted" (i think lol)

Arthur is scared he will get circumcised while he's in heart surgery, when he wakes up he lifts the blanket and looks down...


Arthur: "That's the view I was lookin' for!":lol:

the way he says it gets me. :lol:


i love that one! is that the one where he wakes up and sees the cartoon monkey(?) face on a bag, and screams? (my memory is fuzzy)

they made it into like 2 episodes, first he screamed from the bag that was "Ticker Treat" then he had his surgery."Lyin' Hearted" :lol: two of my favs. and then of course the one where he returns home from the hospital. "Life Sentence" :lol:

I love these...i can't help but see his face as I read them...keep them coming...I love them!

Arthur made toast for Carrie and tried to make her take it......


Arthur to Carrie: "I remember a little girl in pig-tails and braces telling me I make the bethtest toasth ever":lol:

haha ...loved it!!

From "Head First"

Arthur: Alright fellas, the game is called Kick the Dog...Threes, Sixes, Nines, One-Eyed Jacks, and Suicide Kings are wild.
Doug: Tell you what, Arthur, why don't you just tell us what's not wild.
Arthur: That's Fondle the Mailman, and we're playing that next.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

(later after everyone but Doug leaves)

Arthur: Ok, the game is called Spank Your Sister.

:rofl:

Season #2 - Fair Game

Carrie & Doug get invited over to a friends to play a board game, of course, Doug does not want to attend. Enter Arthur, who hears this and says...

Arthur: Well Douglas, it seems like you got yourself roped into one deadly evening...Game Night, Brutaaallll

Doug (to Carrie): You see...

Carrie: Just get ready.

Arthur: Unfortunate timing too, I just fell into two tickets to the Nicks/Lakers game tonight.

Doug: Really? Where did you get those?

Arthur: They were a gift from my friend Willie over at Swifties Dry Cleaners, apparently his regular client, a certain Mr Latral Spreewell had a nasty cranberry juice stain on his felt hat, which Willie was able to remove, Willie happens to owe me a favor, long story short, section 4, row A, I'm sorry you couldn't make it!

Doug (turns to Carrie): Carrie...Nicks/Lakers...

Carrie: Alright fine, go.

Doug: Thank you, I love you (turns to Arthur) I'm in baby.

Arthur: (pause) this is awkward, truth be told, I don't know anyone named Willie, I only made up the story to taunt you, and it obviously backfired on me...my apologies (and goes into the basement).

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Later on, same episode:

Arthur (to Doug): Having another game night on Friday?

Doug: Yeah...

Arthur: Damn!

Doug: What?

Arthur: Well, I was feeling badly about my cruel practical joke the other night regarding the Nicks, so as a gesture of good will, I went down to the Garden, and I purchased two tickets for Friday night's game.

Doug: Really? That was very nice of you Arthur.

Arthur: Mind you, there not great seats, but their the best I could do on such short notice. Unfortunately, I didn't know you had another game night scheduled.

Doug: You know what, I don't feel very much like going to game night on Friday, so count me in my little friend...

Arthur: Once again, this is awkward...

(Queasy Rider)

Arthur to Carrie(very seriously) : "You know what's dangerous? Having someone resent you for making them give up their dream....

Carrie agrees...

Arthur:"And you know what's even more dangerous? leaving a pair of boxer shorts to dry on a space heater SO IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME!!!! :lol:


:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

No quotes, but the whole Arthur-thinks-he-inspired-Charlie Brown thing. :lol:

I always like when Arthur screams "THAT'S MY SON-IN-LAW!!!!" :lol:

I like the episode where Carrie takes Doug on her law firm retreat, and Arthur's home alone. I loved when he answered the door in Doug's IPS uniform.

Arthur to delivery guy: "A man works up a hearty appetite delivering packages, which is what I do" :lol:

He's quite a riot :D

is that the one where he falls alseep in Doug's bed, in Doug's uniform, and gets food all over? then he has Deacon help him try to hide it. :lol:

is that the one where he falls alseep in Doug's bed, in Doug's uniform, and gets food all over? then he has Deacon help him try to hide it. :lol:

Yup. One of my all time favorite episodes.:) He spilled Curry Clam soup on their bed.

"Release.....release into me."

oops double post!

Can't really remember the episode or what happened, but....

Arthur calls home, but he doesn't want to speak to Doug, cause he's mad at him.......so he asks to speak to someone else whose name does not rhyme with "Uglas". :lol: So, Doug hands the phone over to Richie. I think I'm remembering this right!?

I also like when he's at the cello concert(?) with Carrie and is hogging the arm rest.

Can't really remember the episode or what happened, but....

Arthur calls home, but he doesn't want to speak to Doug, cause he's mad at him.......so he asks to speak to someone else whose name does not rhyme with "Uglas". :lol: So, Doug hands the phone over to Richie. I think I'm remembering this right!?

I also like when he's at the cello concert(?) with Carrie and is hogging the arm rest.

The first one is "Art House' from Season 1.

thanks! i don't have the dvds so i'm clueless about the titles.

Arthur:"75 years old and I still wake up with the little guy salutin'."

Arthur to Ray: 'I'm gonna level with you, when you and Doug leave my daughter is gonna beat the hell out of me."

from "Ice Cubed"

Arthur is having a tea party with a little girl....

Arthur:"So...is your daddy still in the picture? or is it a two mommy deal? 'cause that's the vibe I'm gettin' "


:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Arthur to Ray: 'I'm gonna level with you, when you and Doug leave my daughter is gonna beat the hell out of me."

from that same ep. when Arthur, Doug & Ray are all peeing together...and Arthur is still there long-after Doug and Ray are 'finished'. :lol: :lol: :lol:

AND when Arthur keeps calling Ray by the wrong name. Rory, Petey,etc.

from that same ep. when Arthur, Doug & Ray are all peeing together...and Arthur is still there long-after Doug and Ray are 'finished'. :lol: :lol: :lol:

AND when Arthur keeps calling Ray by the wrong name. Rory, Petey,etc.
AND Randy

Arthur picks up some hookers.

Some Arthur lines from "No Retreat" which was on TV tonight.

"Why don't you check the attitude son?"

"Nice my ass, you just like playing god"

"Do you also eat cheese puffs in front of your children like a wolverine?"


:rotflmao:

Alright one more

"Douglas is gonna slap me around like a pinnata"

"Sparing Carrie"

Arthur Keeps asking Doug Questions about Carrie quitting the bowling team, instead of asking her directly, even though she's sitting near him. :lol:


Arthur:"Is she injured?"

he goes on and on........:lol:

"Sparing Carrie"

Arthur Keeps asking Doug Questions about Carrie quitting the bowling team, instead of asking her directly, even though she's sitting near him. :lol:


Arthur:"Is she injured?"

he goes on and on........:lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ok this was just on Four play. not really aurther but his old guy friend
Aurther-Ok where do you see your self in 10 yrs?
Old Guy-Dead!
Aurther-fine fine 5 yrs?
Old guy- i dunno but i know where im gonna be in 2 miniutes on that bus

Arthur: I remember one winter...I couldn't have been more than 8 or 9. No...I was ten. No, no, I couldn't have been ten...I was in the army. :lol:

He's making Doug 'slip him food' at the buffet so he doesn't have to pay:



Arthur: "I'm ready for a tater-tot.":rotflmao:

:lol: yes that was way too funny !! Also the stuffed mushroom handshake:lol:

:lol: yes that was way too funny !! Also the stuffed mushroom handshake:lol:


Doug: (to Carrie) "Why stop there, why not french kiss 'em jello?":rofl:

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

i seen the one the other night when Carrie invited her dad to go on their road trip in the motorhome. Arthur came out of the kitchen in his western wear and playing that harmonica. Doug was so pissed telling Carrie he didn't want to eat off the table in the motorhome where Arthur's ass had been. :crazy: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I just saw it again last night. I liked when Arthur was saying how he took 2 weeks off for vacation. He doesn't even work!...LMAO!

Doug to Carrie : "I don't want to have breakfast on something that recently held your father's ass, that's ass breakfast!!" :lol:

(looking at book) Planning a trip to Paris? What are you planning a trip to Paris?
RV rental agreement. What are you agreeing to rent an RV?

I also loved when he dressed up in Doug's uniform and also all the times he ordered indian food and asked Sanjib to chronicle his wisdom! LOL!

Hahaha!
-Chris

:wave: :welcome:

Welcome!!:wave:


them are good ones, and when sanjib's father delivers the food, "Leave my son ALONE!" :lol:

I love it when he comes into the room and says "Douglas":lol:

I loved when Arthur said "Problem with the plumbing son?". That line always cracks me up. :lol:

Arthur's answering machine message at the beginning of "Train Wreck"...enough said. :lol:

At the end of "Do Rico".Arthur and Mickey arguing:

Arthur:"And so,that is why I look at this glass as half full.Write that down."
Mickey:"I'm not gonna write it down."
Arthur:"You're supposed to be chronicling my wisdom."
Mickey:'I'm not going to chronicle your wisdom.You chronicle my wisdom."
Arthur:"Your wisdom is stupid."

Dunno why,but that last line had me in stitches today! :lol:

Aurther is on a train wit a dummy which he thinks i secureity for him, he thinks no one will mess wit him.
Thugs walk up to Auther-Ay! gimmie ya wallet
Aurther looks at the dummy like its suppose to do somethin
Aurhther-Ok
he hands them his wallet the thugs walk away.
And aurhter pushes the dummy ova. i dunno but it cracks me up. sorry if its been posted before

"Walk,Man"

Arthur finds out that Holly is a dog walker.he goes home and Carrie tells him dinner is ready.(It's on the table)

Arthur:"Why is my food here?"
(He puts it in a bowl and puts it on the floor)

"Why isn't there? That's where you want it-ISN'T IT? ISN'T IT??!!!":lol:

:lol: LOL!!!

Gotta check those 1's!!

Arthur: Ok, they're legit. Thank you for coming to Angelo's!

During the Eddie Money episode:

Doug: Do you want anything else Arthur? Another steak?
Arthur: No, but on the way back I would love to stop for a small cone at Diary Queen.
Doug: Great, thats 85 cents.
Arthur: No, thats the big one. I don't want the big one!

i dont kow if this was said already.. but i like the one where he says to Doug..."I heard someone screaming like a b****" (Inner tube episode).. thta one gets me every time!!

(Doug finds out Carrie is donating a jacket he gave her, and Arthur doesn't like it either)

Doug: What are you talking about, it's a great jacket.
Arthur: Great if you like to wear things that are extremely ugly.

:rofl:

Don't remember it exactly:

Arthur: Carrie, do you remember that library book you accused me of not returning?
Carrie: No, that's not important right now.
Arthur: Well here it is. You might want to know that it is slightly overdue and I may have ripped many pages out of anger.


Also during the same episode with the mold company, how the living room is covered up with tarp and other junk:
Arthur: I'm looking for Douglas and Carrie Heffernan.
Doug: No, don't let him know, this is our chance.
Carrie: We're in here Dad.
Arthur: (bangs piano)
Carrie: And, now he's outside.

Again, when he tries to come in again.
Arthur: Where are you guys?
Carrie: Just follow the tape I put down.
Arthur: It's taking me in circles.
Carrie: No, its not.
Doug: Actually it is, payback for the allowance thing.

"Connect Four"

Nurse:"Thank you Mr. Spooner."
Arthur:"Thank you, now please make the check out to "The parking violations bureau."
Nurse:"We don't pay people for their blood anymore."
Arthur:"What?"
Nurse:"Only the less reputable places still pay cash."
Arthur:"Uh huh, I'd like my blood back please!!"
Nurse:"What?!"
Arthur:"You heard me, pump it back in.I'm takin' my business elsewhere!"
Nurse:"I can't pump your blood back in!"
Arthur:"You were gonna pump it into someone else, right?"
Nurse:"yes."
Arthur:"Well meet someone else!!!!"

:rofl:

"Connect Four"

Nurse:"Thank you Mr. Spooner."
Arthur:"Thank you, now please make the check out to "The parking violations bureau."
Nurse:"We don't pay people for their blood anymore."
Arthur:"What?"
Nurse:"Only the less reputable places still pay cash."
Arthur:"Uh huh, I'd like my blood back please!!"
Nurse:"What?!"
Arthur:"You heard me, pump it back in.I'm takin' my business elsewhere!"
Nurse:"I can't pump your blood back in!"
Arthur:"You were gonna pump it into someone else, right?"
Nurse:"yes."
Arthur:"Well meet someone else!!!!"

:rofl:

:rotflmao: 9 more days!!!!

"Connect Four"

Nurse:"Thank you Mr. Spooner."
Arthur:"Thank you, now please make the check out to "The parking violations bureau."
Nurse:"We don't pay people for their blood anymore."
Arthur:"What?"
Nurse:"Only the less reputable places still pay cash."
Arthur:"Uh huh, I'd like my blood back please!!"
Nurse:"What?!"
Arthur:"You heard me, pump it back in.I'm takin' my business elsewhere!"
Nurse:"I can't pump your blood back in!"
Arthur:"You were gonna pump it into someone else, right?"
Nurse:"yes."
Arthur:"Well meet someone else!!!!"

:rofl:

Classic!!!!!! :rofl:

"Connect Four"

Nurse:"Thank you Mr. Spooner."
Arthur:"Thank you, now please make the check out to "The parking violations bureau."
Nurse:"We don't pay people for their blood anymore."
Arthur:"What?"
Nurse:"Only the less reputable places still pay cash."
Arthur:"Uh huh, I'd like my blood back please!!"
Nurse:"What?!"
Arthur:"You heard me, pump it back in.I'm takin' my business elsewhere!"
Nurse:"I can't pump your blood back in!"
Arthur:"You were gonna pump it into someone else, right?"
Nurse:"yes."
Arthur:"Well meet someone else!!!!"

:rofl:

My favorite posts of all are funny quotes from the show, and that was one of the best! Laughed out loud all the way through it.:lol: :lol:

Arthur:"I've always been able to debate any topic, and tear down opposing arguments with pinpoint logic. We'll pick a topic, and we'll see if I can hold my own."

Arthur tells Spence he's pro......

Spence:"Well, the Cold War has been over for 10 years, Cuba is no longer a threat, but instead, could be a valuable ally and trading partner, so it makes perfect sense to normalize relations with Cuba!"

Arthur:"YOU MORON, what do you know about anything?? You're a frightened little drone who can't even get a woman!! If you're so keen for normalizing something, why don't you start with your face?..........I still got it!!" :lol:

:rofl:

555-LOGS

:lol:

Arthur:"I got two words for you. I'm stayin' right here!!"
Carrie:"That's four words."
Arthur:"Oh, is it? Well then I got another four words--screw you!!"
Carrie:"No, that's two words."
Doug:"Arthur, maybe you should stop sayin' in advance how many words you have."
Arthur:"Yeah, once you do that, you're pretty much locked in."

:lol: :lol:

Arthur:"I got two words for you. I'm stayin' right here!!"
Carrie:"That's four words."
Arthur:"Oh, is it? Well then I got another four words--screw you!!"
Carrie:"No, that's two words."
Doug:"Arthur, maybe you should stop sayin' in advance how many words you have."
Arthur:"Yeah, once you do that, you're pretty much locked in."

:lol: :lol:

I love doin' stuff like that to people when they've had about 4 or 5 drinks.
They look more confused than they think you are. :lol:

:lol:
Me too! It's fun messin' with drunk people. :drink: :crazy:

I had forgotten how funny the upstairs/downstairs-wife episode was until they showed it again last night:

Doug (to Arthur): "Hey Arthur, come on up for breakfast, buddy. You know I can't start my day until I've had my "two scoops of Artie."

Arthur (shouting from the basement): " I don't know what that means, but it sounds terrifying." :crazy:

I loved that quote too!! I forgot how great that episode was until I watched it again last night!

Last night's epsiode when Arthur picks up the phone while Doug is taking a survey. They get going back and forth and Arthur says "Why don't you tell them your Enormous"! That about killed me!!!

Yes!:lol: :lol: And then:

Doug: Why don't you tell him that your total income for the entire year was twelve dollars?!

Arthur: That was AFTER TAXES!! :lol:

What a great episode!

i like when Doug and Carrie have mold in the house and Arthur asks Spence for money.

Spence: Well, Arthur, how much do you need?
Artur:Umm, 10,000 would be good.
Spence: I dont have that kind of money , Arthur!!

I also like when Carrie gets Doug something from Big & Tall and Doug is upset

Arthur: You are gargantuan, what are you upset about?

I also like when Carrie gets Doug something from Big & Tall and Doug is upset

Arthur: You are gargantuan, what are you upset about?
:rofl: I love that line. Damn, this show is great. Having the character of Arthur makes it that much more great. I love the interaction between Arthur and Doug. They remind me of little kids who fight and insult each other. :lol:

:rofl: I love that line. Damn, this show is great. Having the character of Arthur makes it that much more great. I love the interaction between Arthur and Doug. They remind me of little kids who fight and insult each other. :lol:

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"Richie's Song"

Arthur tells Doug to return his deodorant for him to get a new stick, but instead Doug throws it away and tells Arthur he returned it. Arthur thinks the company is tryin' to rip him off and makes a fool of himself by arguing with them...

Arthur (on the phone): "That's right, I'm comin' to your corporate headquarters. My plane gets in at 2, and we'll settle this deodorant thing face-to-face like men. What's your last name again, Phil? (pause) Alright, I'll see ya in 5 hours, Mr. Latio."


:rofl: :rotflmao: :rofl: :rotflmao:

Arthur: Dinner in a tray? When do we land stewardess?!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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"Richie's Song"

Arthur tells Doug to return his deodorant for him to get a new stick, but instead Doug throws it away and tells Arthur he returned it. Arthur thinks the company is tryin' to rip him off and makes a fool of himself by arguing with them...

Arthur (on the phone): "That's right, I'm comin' to your corporate headquarters. My plane gets in at 2, and we'll settle this deodorant thing face-to-face like men. What's your last name again, Phil? (pause) Alright, I'll see ya in 5 hours, Mr. Latio."


:rofl: :rotflmao: :rofl: :rotflmao:
:rofl: :rofl: I love that episode. The fake number that Doug gives to Arthur (the tracer number)...:brent:

The fake number that Doug gives to Arthur (the tracer number)...:brent:
:rotflmao:


"Mentalo Case"

Arthur:"Do you know what she's gettin' me?"
Holly:"Me? No, how would I know? You're silly!"
Arthur:"Spill it, or I'll tell people you beat me!"
Holly:"I don't beat you!"
Arthur:"My word against yours, and I can bruise myself up pretty easy. I'm like a ripe banana!!"

:lol: :lol:

Lush Life

Doug and Carrie share an intimate moment on the couch until Arthur strolls in.

Arthur: Oh, sorry to interrupt your all-too-public love making session, but I must take out the trash. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Queens'bro Bridge

Doug(yelling down to the basement):"Arthur, PHONE!!!"
Arthur:"Who is it?"
Doug:"It's Louis DeRobertas from some law firm."
Arthur:"Tell him to drop dead."
Doug:"Okay, I'm not gonna tell him to drop dead."
Arthur:"Then tell him to go to hell!"
Doug:"Not tellin' him that either!"
Arthur:"Then you go to hell!"
Doug:"YOU GO TO HELL!"
Arthur:"DROP DEAD!!"

:rofl:

This is also one of my favorite openings. ;)

Queens'bro Bridge

Doug(yelling down to the basement):"Arthur, PHONE!!!"
Arthur:"Who is it?"
Doug:"It's Louis DeRobertas from some law firm."
Arthur:"Tell him to drop dead."
Doug:"Okay, I'm not gonna tell him to drop dead."
Arthur:"Then tell him to go to hell!"
Doug:"Not tellin' him that either!"
Arthur:"Then you go to hell!"
Doug:"YOU GO TO HELL!"
Arthur:"DROP DEAD!!"

:rofl:

This is also one of my favorite openings. ;)

:rofl: :brent

I think any episode with Arthur is a great episode and the madder he is, the BETTER.. He makes the show for me, when he isnt on the eppy, I change it alot...

my favorite arthur times are when he yells everything, like in the episode where doug was using him to get what he wanted out of carrie and he yelled "I NEED CHEESE STEAKS" and in another he did the same "LEMON ICES"

i dont know why but everytime i think of arthur i just hear him yelling

I liked the time when Ray's Mom, Marie, visited the Heffernans and Arthur was hitting on her (Rayny Day).

From Fat City doug and art look at photos
Doug- whos that?
Aurther-my first wife sofia carrie's mom
Doug-i didn't realize she was soo........
Aurhther-fat!?
Doug-well i seen other photos when she was'nt so
Aurther-fat?!well when we got married she was thin like carrie but it seems all the women ith that family staret out thin then blow up.
Doug-wow, i cant believe she was soo you know Fat.
Aurther-dont you talk about my wife!!!!

From Fat City doug and art look at photos
Doug- whos that?
Aurther-my first wife sofia carrie's mom
Doug-i didn't realize she was soo........
Aurhther-fat!?
Doug-well i seen other photos when she was'nt so
Aurther-fat?!well when we got married she was thin like carrie but it seems all the women ith that family staret out thin then blow up.
Doug-wow, i cant believe she was soo you know Fat.
Aurther-dont you talk about my wife!!!!
:rofl:

This man deserves an Emmy...he never fails at making me laugh!

Ovary Action

Joe:"Is she sayin' that Doug and Carrie pay a dog walker to walk you?"
Arthur:"She does not walk me, she walks WITH me! If I wanna go left, I go left, if I wanna go right, I go right. NO DOG ON THIS EARTH HAS THAT KIND OF LEEWAY!!!!" :lol:

I forget exactly how it goes, but Doug and Carrie were out at dinner and Doug needed to record the fight for them to watch...... Doug called Arthur at home

Arthur: who is this
Doug: its Doug
Arthur: You mean douglas?
Doug: Doug is short for douglas
Arthur: O I didnt know that
Doug: Well now you do, look I need you to record the fight. Turn the tv to channel 3 and the vcr to channel 59.
Arthur: I need to plug them in
Doug: what?
Arthur: Yes, i unplug all the appliances when your guys leave, fire hazard
Arthur: the plug didnt fit right so i jammed it in
Doug: ok now push the little red button
Arthur: you mean record (said it like record like a record album) lol

Ovary Action

Joe:"Is she sayin' that Doug and Carrie pay a dog walker to walk you?"
Arthur:"She does not walk me, she walks WITH me! If I wanna go left, I go left, if I wanna go right, I go right. NO DOG ON THIS EARTH HAS THAT KIND OF LEEWAY!!!!" :lol:
I have been watching KoQ on DVD while laying in bed. That one there^^ had me LMAO!!!! And it hurts my back to laugh...:lol: :crazy:

Hope you feel better soon, Irene!! :)

Hope you feel better soon, Irene!! :)
Thank you sweetie. I have an appt. today to find out the results of my MRI. The meds the doctor prescribed me have helped me out a lot...but they make me feel FUZZY...kinda like Arthur Spooner...LMAO!!:lol: :crazy:

Thank you sweetie. I have an appt. today to find out the results of my MRI. The meds the doctor prescribed me have helped me out a lot...but they make me feel FUZZY...kinda like Arthur Spooner...LMAO!!:lol: :crazy:

:lol: I hope it's nothing too serious.

Remember in the ep. "Road Rayge" when Doug hurt his neck and was on pain pills?

Arthur: (about the pills):"Be careful with those things....save some from when you're better." ;) :lol:

:lol: I hope it's nothing too serious.

Remember in the ep. "Road Rayge" when Doug hurt his neck and was on pain pills?

Arthur: (about the pills):"Be careful with those things....save some from when you're better." ;) :lol:
Oh yeah!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Arthur sure can make me feel good even when I feel like crap. I even rewind some of his funniest scenes just so I can have a good laugh! My daughter bought me season four. I just finished watching season 3.

Smell Me! (to Doug) from Richie's Song.

Smell Me! (to Doug) from Richie's Song.

"I'm sorry, I heard smell me" :lol:

Hay Irene i do hope feel better too, and Artie and Doug sure keep ya goin in the worst and best of times.

I don't know if this one has already been mentioned but I just saw the episode where Arthur asks Doug to pass the "catsup" and Doug won't give it to him until he says "ketchup"...but Arthur says he'd "rather DIE than say it" and Doug ends up squirting the whole bottle onto Arthur's burger until he finally says it...hilarious!

I don't know if this one has already been mentioned but I just saw the episode where Arthur asks Doug to pass the "catsup" and Doug won't give it to him until he says "ketchup"...but Arthur says he'd "rather DIE than say it" and Doug ends up squirting the whole bottle onto Arthur's burger until he finally says it...hilarious!

:lol: Love that one!

Doug:"And that's how we learn." :lol:

lol saw it last night!

This is really more of a Carrie quote, but hilarious non the less!!


Arthur: "I want you to take me to Mickey's dermotologist. Mickey swears by
him!!"

Carrie: "Not only am i not driving you to Connecticut; and Mickey has more
spots on his face then a cheetah!!"

From the ep. Foe: Pa

Arthur(to Carrie): "That charlatan took one little peek at my rash and told me to keep using the ointment.
I grabbed my file out of his hands, kicked over his cactus and ran like the dickens!!"

:rofl:

From the ep. Foe: Pa

Arthur(to Carrie): "That charlatan took one little peek at my rash and told me to keep using the ointment.
I grabbed my file out of his hands, kicked over his cactus and ran like the dickens!!"

:rofl:
:brent

I didnt go through all 10 pages so might be mentioned already. Theres so many great moments but I'll list 2 I saw recently

1. The one in season 2 where Doug and Arthur are at a buffet and he refuses to pay and insists on doug sneaking him food like sauteed mushrooms through fake handshakes and sliding overturned cups across the table.

2. The one where Doug's cousin danny and his fiancee came over and while Doug is alone with Danny's fiancee Arthur walks through the front door and is introduced to her and he says to Doug, "I thought you said he was a fruitcake" (awkward silence)

I also like all the underused old phrases he uses in everyday life like "cool your jets eddie"

From the Season 2 episode "Frozen Pop" when Arthur says he is going to go to bed, and Doug replies "So Arthur your gonna go down to bed?" Arthur says yes and goes downstairs, but soon comes back up with a book and then goes upstairs where he has been staying since it has been so cold.:lol: Don't know why I find that so funny...

Actually it was a can of beans :)

Arthur in Roamin Holiday (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/6/17/73548/Carrie-Spence-Roamin%20Holiday.wmv) :lol:

Arthur in Roamin Holiday (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/6/17/73548/Carrie-Spence-Roamin%20Holiday.wmv) :lol:
:rofl:

I love the episode "American Idle" where Arthur repeatedly messes up trying to say "cell phone" (i.e. coastal phone) Ha ha!!

i love it when doug has the hiccups and arthur scares him with a bull horn. then at the end of the ep, arthur scares himself in the mirror!!! love it!

Just seen this scene:

Carrie catches her dad rifling through her purse and she asks him what he is looking for. He responds, "Tic Tacs...and here they are." and he holds up her birth control pills. :rofl: Carrie tells him they are birth control pills. Arthur responds by yelling, "Birth control pills? DOES HE TOUCH YOU?" :rofl:

My fav moment would have to be when Doug and Carrie went to this play, and Doug went home early because his stomach was brothering him after having a eggroll eating contest. And when Carrie came home from the play and saw that Doug was eating a yodel. Carrie yelled at doug as usual.

Doug still had a yodel in his hand and Arthur knocks the yodel out of Dougs hand and it goes flying :lol: And Doug picks the yodel up off the floor and Arthur knocks it out of his had a second time and it really went flying across the room. :lol:

^^^:rofl: I love how we all really go into describing the scenes...I can actually see it in my head as I read them.

My fav moment would have to be when Doug and Carrie went to this play, and Doug went home early because his stomach was brothering him after having a eggroll eating contest. And when Carrie came home from the play and saw that Doug was eating a yodel. Carrie yelled at doug as usual.

Doug still had a yodel in his hand and Arthur knocks the yodel out of Dougs hand and it goes flying :lol: And Doug picks the yodel up off the floor and Arthur knocks it out of his had a second time and it really went flying across the room. :lol:

:rofl: That's one of my top favorite moments!! Love it!!

didn't read all posts..so sorry if it is repeated.

Fave Arthur quotes

"This isn't a moral issue, it's a dosage issue. It's how we learn."

"I don't want cheese out of pitty, I want cheese out of love".

"You mean he has been getting us drunk, to change our personailties".

Puff

"You mean he has been getting us drunk, to change our personailties".

Puff

Didn't that actually happen in an episode?...

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Oy vey :crazy:

I was watching my DVD last night and the episode where Arthur almost burn down the house, and Carrie puts him in a Old folks home.

As Arthur was leaving with his suitcase in his hand, he looks at Doug and he says "What else can I say except, I hope you die you fat pig" :brent

that cracks me up all the time

I was watching my DVD last night and the episode where Arthur almost burn down the house, and Carrie puts him in a Old folks home.

As Arthur was leaving with his suitcase in his hand, he looks at Doug and he says "What else can I say except, I hope you die you fat pig" :brent

that cracks me up all the time
:brent

That is friggin' funny. Arthur didn't mince his words when it came to Doug's weight. :lol:

:brent

That is friggin' funny. Arthur didn't mince his words when it came to Doug's weight. :lol:


LOL yeah, I need to look at my DVD's to find the episode where he calls Doug a sexy son of a Bi*ch :lol:

from "Mean Streak"

Arthur (to carrie about scrabble game):Im shocked at your reaction darling,we used to have such fun at this..
Carrie:Fun? it was hell
Arthur:It was heaven
Carrie:it was hell
Arthur(Shouting):HEAVENNNNNNNN!!!

and later
Carrie:We used to fight and not talk for days..
Arthur:Its called bonding!

LOL yeah, I need to look at my DVD's to find the episode where he calls Doug a sexy son of a Bi*ch :lol:


I can't remember where he calls him that but I do know he calls him a silly son of a bitch in whine country.

He also calls the harmonica "mouth organ". :lol:

One of my favorite scenes in the entire series is where they show Carrie sitting at the table in the living room.

Arthur: Douglas, come down here.
Doug: What, Im busy.
Arthur: Your Dizzy?
Doug: BUSY!!!
Arthur: Come down anyway, hold on to the rail.

Then they show Carrie in the garage sitting in the car.

Arthur: What channel is the naked channel?
Doug: We don't get the naked channel.
Arthur: We were watching it last night.
Dough: That was night line.

Oh gosh, I can't decide. Jerry Stiller just rocks. :rock:

One of my favorites was the episode when Aurthur decided to make extra money by teaching piano lessons to the neighborhood children even though he didn't know how to play himself.

Does anyone know which episode where Arthur is reading a company response to complaint about the ineffectiveness of the company’s “soothing ointment”. In the letter he learns that had actually been using all weather caulking? He then says, “well, that explains the large metal applicator.”
I cannot find the episode.