View Full Version : Which Parent(s) Would You Choose?


Seinatra
10-06-2005, 05:19 PM
Which one of the Seinfeld parents would you LEAST liked to have raised you as a kid. I think that there is one pick that most would make for a parent to raise you, but who would you LEAST liked to have had raising you up?

Frank and Estelle Costanza
Babs Kramer
Alton Benes
Helen and Morty Seinfeld

rusyd
10-07-2005, 11:01 AM
The Seinfelds definitley! The others were nuts!:lol:

Seinatra
10-08-2005, 01:00 AM
The Seinfelds definitley! The others were nuts!:lol:



Read the question again rusy!!! :p :lol:

rusyd
10-08-2005, 11:46 AM
:o OOPS-I obviously didn't read it all the way through. I just read the headline. Anyway, I think Alton Benes was the scariest of all the parents. Even though his character was only on the show once.

Brian Damage
10-09-2005, 08:42 PM
Alton Benes

slackermonkey
10-10-2005, 04:28 AM
The Costanzas. Benes you could at least distance yourself from.

Seinatra
10-10-2005, 05:29 PM
Good point.

I'm leaning towards Babs Kramer as the least valuable parent. Drug addiction, hooking up with all sorts of weird men (including Newman) ....

mr brownstone
01-23-2006, 04:05 AM
id hate to have been raised by Bennes. and mrs kramer seemed nice but she looked pretty white trashy. being raised by the seinfelds or the costanzas would have been hilarious lol. "u shouldnt have taken the pen!" "dont eat so fast u cant taste it!"

Hennigans Spokesman
02-10-2006, 11:41 AM
I'm gonna say Alton Benes.

Unscarred
04-04-2006, 11:47 AM
Yeah Mr Benes was a fricken nightmare, but as someone said, getting away from him is probaly easier than getting away from the crazy costanzas. They would drive me absolutely insane.

catlover79
09-16-2008, 02:05 AM
I don't think I could last more than 5 minutes with the Costanzas. *running screaming for the hills* :seeya:

Schmoopie
09-16-2008, 03:19 AM
I don't think I could last more than 5 minutes with the Costanzas. *running screaming for the hills* :seeya:
Me either! And especially with Mrs. Constanza's constant "whining and screaming!" !! No wonder George is nuts!:lol:

Andrea

PS: But as for the ones I would chose as my parents, I guess Jerry's parents. Who wouldn't love a mom who is appalled if someone doesn't like her kid?;)

catlover79
09-17-2008, 02:14 PM
Me either! And especially with Mrs. Constanza's constant "whining and screaming!" !! No wonder George is nuts!:lol:

Andrea

PS: But as for the ones I would chose as my parents, I guess Jerry's parents. Who wouldn't love a mom who is appalled if someone doesn't like her kid?;)
Yes, Morty and Helen were definitely cool parents. :cool:

browneyes106
10-04-2008, 01:38 AM
It's hard for me to choose between the Seinfelds or the Costanzas.

sunshinefizzy
10-25-2008, 09:03 PM
If Alton Benes was my father I'd be wearing diapers into my 30's. The others well, it'd just be comedy for me.

MavFan92
11-13-2008, 09:53 PM
I would definitely hate to be raised by the Costanzas!!

Helen and Morty would have been more fun. I could handle Alton Benes or even Babs, but the Costanzas would have me in a straight jacket. :crazy:

iank
12-11-2008, 09:27 PM
My parents seriously remind me of the Costanzas.

This explains a lot.

catlover79
12-11-2008, 09:28 PM
My parents seriously remind me of the Costanzas.

This explains a lot.
:rofl: :brent

Willsatx
01-07-2009, 11:44 PM
The Costanza's were were nuts, explains a lot about George. The Seinfelds seemed normal.

catlover79
01-08-2009, 12:06 AM
The Costanza's were were nuts, explains a lot about George. The Seinfelds seemed normal.
Compared to the Costanzas, ANYONE would seem normal. :rofl:

thetornado
01-10-2009, 02:14 AM
I loved the constanzas George your wearing that shirt!

catlover79
01-10-2009, 02:18 AM
I loved the constanzas George your wearing that shirt!
Oh yes. :brent

ghostgyrrl
03-10-2009, 05:04 PM
If it was only one Constanza (Cant-stand-ya) it wouldn't be so bad, but with them together its a one way ticket to the looney bin. :eek3: