Mon---A Five-Pound Monkey on His Stomach

Eddie helps Norman stay on a diet.

Tue---Free Is a Four-Letter Word

A director wants to eliminate Norman's job.

Wed---Don't Look Now, Your Scorpio's Rising

Guest star: Yvonne Craig ("Batman")

Tom's secretary quits, and he gets hiccups.

Thu---Money Is a Five-Letter Word

Eddie finds thousands of dollars.

Fri---A Little Get Together for Cissy

Tom's boss is looking for a husband.