In an attempt to bring this board back to life, I have decided to return and reinstate the Wrong Answer Game. I guess I've just missed playing it. For those who are not familiar. Someone starts off and thinks of a trivia question about the show. Then, the next person replies with a "wrong" answer on purpose. You really have to know the show, because it forces you to be creative with your answers. Below that answer, they also leave a new question. The chain continues from there.

So without further ado, allow me to kick things off...

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What caused Jerry to break his long-held streak, in which he never vomited?

In an attempt to bring this board back to life, I have decided to return and reinstate the Wrong Answer Game. I guess I've just missed playing it. For those who are not familiar. Someone starts off and thinks of a trivia question about the show. Then, the next person replies with a "wrong" answer on purpose. You really have to know the show, because it forces you to be creative with your answers. Below that answer, they also leave a new question. The chain continues from there.

So without further ado, allow me to kick things off...

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What caused Jerrry to break his long-held streak, in which he never vomited?
A red and blue cookie.

What was the name of the company created by Kramer when he had an intern and wanted to make a spill proff oil ship?

Vandalay Industries

What film was the gang wanting to see, the time they kept missing eeach other at the theatre?

Breakfast at Tiffany's

What caused Kramer to go into convulsions?

The Pig-Man.

What saved Kramer from the Van Buren Gang?

Jerry's European Carry-All

What was Elaine referrring to when saying that her date "Took it out"?

:D

Her tongue from out of her mouth.

Who is Cal Varnsen?

The Maestro

Who's car did George think he bought?

Keith Hernendez's

Why did Kramer want to discontinue his mail service?

He was moving to LA and didn't have a mailbox.

Why did Elaine scream out "Stella?"

She was on steroids.

BTW I am new here and would like to say hi to everyone.

What did George claim he was missing when he got his soup from the soup nazi?

:welcome: Highlander!


His mink hat.

What did Jerry steal from the old lady?

A clock, from right out of her apartment.

Why did Frank Costanza create Festivus?

Because George put lips on a 20 dollar bill.

Who caused Elaine to drop out of 'The Contest'?

Jimmy. Jimmy put the moves on Elaine ;)

What was the only thing recovered from the fire of Mr. Ross' cabin?

Chocolate Babka....

He put the balm on? I didn't tell him to put the balm on. Who told Kramer to put the balm on?

Welcome Highlander, nice avatar.

Stan the Caddy.

What ended Jerry's no-vomit streak?

The sight of a shirtless Frank Costanza, before the invention of the Bro/Mansaire.

What show was Jerry watching to help him forget about 'that', for the Contest?

The A Team.

Why did the Chinese maitre de (??) call out CARTRIGHT, CARTWRIGHT??

He was a big 'Bonanza' fan.

Whose private NBC jet did George preferably want to fly to Paris in?

Corbin Bersen

Who was the Smog Strangler?

Bob Cobb.

How would someone be considered 'Spongeworthy'?

They have to have the 'Kavorka.'

Why did Kramer punch Mickey Mantle in the face?

He wouldn't hit two home-runs for a sick kid in the hospital.

What song would send Elaine's boyfriend into a trance-like state?

Oy ye como va

Why did Kramer want to sue Sue Ellen Mishke?

She ran into him with her bicycle.

What's the problem between Jerry and Newman?

Newman once slept with Jerry's mother Helen.

Why was Morty "impeached?"

After Jack Klompus threw the rock in his window, everyone assumed he was running an insurance scam.

What was the name of the last great hand model, before George was discovered?

Kal Varnsen

What idea did Calvin Klein steal from Kramer?

The roll-out tie dispenser.

Why were Jerry & George detained by mall security?

For parking illegally in a handicap spot.

Why were dogs chasing Elaine?

They knew she tried kidnapping her neighbor's dog.

What fashion accessory does Kramer suggest for his new gal-pal, Pam?

Wearing just a bra, and no top.

What secret was George unwilling to share with Susan?

That pastrami is the most sensual of the cured meats.

Why did Mel Torme sing to Kramer?

Because his first choice, Bette Midler, was injured by George.

What fruit is Kramer not able to taste for two weeks?

plantain

Why did Jerry call his girlfriend, Pimple Popper MD?

She wouldn't give him a massage, and he just couldn't take it anymore.

What TV studio set does Kramer redecorate his apartment with?

Live with Regis and Kathy Lee

Why did Jimmy punch out Kramer?

Kramer took Jimmy's new shoes to the Mom & Pop store, and they left town with them.

What happens to George's overstuffed wallet?

He threw it out because it was made with velcro.

Why did Uncle Leo stop the PBS telethon?

He felt the station was anti-semetic.

What were the stakes of Jerry & Kramer's bet, about the levels in Kramer's apartment?

Loser had to take George's mom to the plastic surgeon.

According to Kramer, every Proctologist's story ends with what?

Either a swirl or a pinch...sometimes a knuckle.

What happens to Elaine's antique bike?

It was accidently left in the back seat of Jerry's car and was stolen by Tony the mechanic.

Why were Elaine, George, Kramer and Jerry arrested?

For stealing a marble rye, peeing in a mall garage, kidnapping a dog, and refusing to wear an AIDS ribbon...respectively.

Why does FDR want Kramer to drop dead?

During an argument, Kramer told Lomax that he slept with his wife.

Why did Mr. Pitt fire Elaine?

For using pens instead of pencils.

Why does George not want to go to Russia on the NBC jet?

Because the pilot has a problem with Jerry...

Who sells Russian hats down in Battery Park?

Lloyd Braun.

What did Kramer trade Jerry for his van?

His next 3 birthday wishes.

Why did George want to seduce his cousin?

He wanted to complete the trifecta of sleeping with a cleaning woman, a portugese waitress, and a family member.

Why does Steinbrenner believe George is dead?

He found him wrapped up in a sack on the banks of the Hudson River.

Why did Cosmo proclaim he "was out there, and loving every minute of it." ?

He divorced his wife, whom no one ever saw or heard about.

What happens to the JFK golf clubs purchased by J. Peterman?

Kramer traded them for some Hollywood memorabilia.

Why did George run out of the bathroom with his pants down by his ankles, screaming Vandelay Industries?

He was trying to get fired from "Play Now", and figured that would do the trick.

Why did Jerry feel guilty for the death of the elderly 'Manya'?

He accidently dropped her toothbrush in the toilet, and she used it without knowing.

Who was Jerry's mystery woman-friend in the Chinese restaurant?

Frank Costanza's lawyer.

What did Newman call a vile weed?

Puddy's Man-Fur.

What song does George want to sing, to signal Jerry in their phone machine scheme?

Witchy Woman

Why does Micky get all bent out of shape at the actors method?

The audience doesn't wait till the end of his monolauge to start applauding.

Why is Mickey upset at Kramer at the teaching hospital?

Because Kramer won't shut up about a pig-man in the building.

Note: Has anyone noticed that the guy that George competed with that looked like him, named Neil, is the same guy that gives George his eye exam so he can fail and get the risk management book on tape? you all probably already knew that, just thought i'd throw that out there....



What was Kramer driving when he rushed a pinky toe to the hospital?

Jo(h)n Voight's car.

From what movie did Jerry's girlfriend plagarize her love letter to him?

Sack Lunch

When Ping brought up what was left of the Chinese food after his accident, what was left in the bag?

A broad noodle.

In the park, what distracts George from sending out Jerry's girlfriend's invitations?

pigeons that won't get out of his way.

What did George consider the most sensuous of the salted cured meats?

Turkey, specifically when cut from Kramer's deli slicer.

What are the five names in the law firm mentioned in the second episode?

Ping, Chiles, Varnsen, Vandelay, and Pennypacker at law.

Where is the soup Nazi from?

Pakistan.

Since George had to give Elaine a birthday gift worth half of what Jerry gave, what does he give her?

Mono

What does Jerry suggest George say when someone sneezes?

"The jerk store called...they're running out of you!"

On what TV appearance does Jerry wear the puffy shirt?

Good Morning America with Al Roaker.

In the Bloopers reel when Kramer and Elaine set off to get a Jacket from one of Kramers' mom's ex boyfriends, What does Michael Richards say to Julia when she keeps messing up the scene by laughing?

"She's in traction....It's not funny, Elaine."

What food does childhood Jerry find a hair in, that causes him to freak out?

His fat free yogurt.

Jerry is talking to a man coming out of a theatre after being turned down by George to see it because Susan wanted to see something else, this same man was in the Puerto Rican day episode as Maroon Golf, what does he ask Jerry to get him when Jerry goes off to get a drink?

A marble rye.

Why does George ask a family he doesn't know, if he could watch a movie with them?

Because he gave Kramer his TV.

What happens to Toby when she gets upset and runs out of the Publishing building?

She runs into Ping, who crashes his delivery bike, and loses everything but the peapods.

Why doesn't Peterman fire Elaine, after she eats his ancient wedding cake?

Because Peterman himself enjoys a good 5:00 sugar rush in Berma wearing an Urban Sombrero while playing golf with Kennedy's busted clubs....

How did Jerry pronounce 'Fargman' when asked about the furniture?

He did so in a voice that sounded like his girlfriend's talking belly button.

Why couldn't George's art book be returned to the store?

Because they hadn't taken down Jerry's check yet.

what color was flooding Kramer's apartment during the Kenny Rogers Roasters episode?

Pink, with candy stripes.

Why was Jerry hosting an intervention, and whom for?

to tell FDR to stop wishing bad things on Kramer


What did Jerry throw up to Susan's apartment?

The box of John Cheever letters.

Why did Kramer take dog medicine?

because he was allergic to farfle and wanted to see prognosis negative.

What did the coroner find in pinkus?

Lots of Jujyfruit.

Who did Elaine think the Soup Nazi looked like?

Al Roker.

When George was driving Danny Tartable to the PBS pledge drive, why did he start chasing someone?

Because that person stole a big-lipped $20 bill from George.

Why did Kramer start Daylight Savings Time early?

The hamburgers, Eric the clown put them out with his big shoe.

When Jerry and George were in the Limo, where did they actually think they were going?

To see 'Plan 9 From Outer Space'.

Jerry claimed he checked in at Bally's Hotel under the name "Slappy White". In reality, who is Slappy White?

He's a prop comic with flairing nostrils...

When Jerry calls George 'Biff Lowman', what character is he referring to?
(great driver my a$$!!!!! LOL)

A Superman villain.

What is George's reasoning for freaking out at the fire, at his girlfriend's son's birthday party?

because he was expecting a call from vandelay industries. (elaine in latex, growel!!)

what was the name of the restaurant George told NBC exec Russel Dowripple not order the buliabaise from?

Mendy's

Jerry and George discover that Elaine has written a script for which sitcom?

Blossom.

Why did Jerry and George get arrested in The Parking Garage?

For being in violation of the "Good Samaritan Law".

What was wrong with George's gift of clothing, to Elaine?

It had bosko all over the front of it.

What was Kramer's second idea after the oil bladder idea sank?

A clock-radio that also gave you a weather update.

What was the name of the last great hand model, before George came along?

Jay Reimenshnieder.

What kind of entrance did George always want to make?

Running into a room, screaming "Say Vandalay", and tripping over his pants around his ankles.

How did Jerry befriend Bob Saccamanno?

He met him in his building's elevator.

What caused Jerry and Kramer to crash George's car?

A pack of wild teenagers chased them into the Bronx.

Instead of a bike, what does the 'Bizzaro Jerry' have hanging in his apartment?

A Rascal.

What phrase does Frank Costanza yell to suppress anger?

"Cartwright?? Caaartwright??"

Which pro wrestler did Kramer claim would grab an opponent's stomach fat?

Pigman.

What did Jerry's girlfriend overhear George saying about her on Jerry's answering machine?

About how they both think that her navel moves around like it's a jolly fellow talking.

Why did Puddy paint his face?

He was going to the opera as the tragic clown.

What is Kramer's tick he does when he needs to talk to someone but someone else is in the room?

He shouts 'Yo-Yo Ma'.

What did Frank Costanza say he had, when he couldn't spend one of his silver dollars?

an enfestation problem.

In the bizzaro episode, what was hanging on the hallway wall instead of Jerry's normal bicycle in the backwards apartment?

Elaine's antique bike.

Where did Kramer install his new garbage disposal?

In his hot tub.

(I prepared it as I bathed) a classic line..lol

When Jerry makes 'The Voice' what is he imagining is talking to him?

Either his brain, or his 'organ'... :)

Who does Elaine ask to spy on the Korean nail shop employees?

George, because she wants to find out the name of the dog that bit her....

what did kramer do for fun on 'the marine biologist' episode?

Shave using butter.

Why was George jackhammering the city streets?

he is trying to make a 2 lane luxury mile on the burkhardt expressway.

what show is Jerry watching while kramer is oggling the naked woman from across the street?

Melrose Place.

What game were Kramer and Newman playing, when Kramer's car was towed?

scrabble the game of 'word' domination...

What is Kramer told he has when the Latvian sister developes a crush on him?
(I found out one of the writers on the show was trying to make a fake religion so he came up with Latvian orthodox. After the show aired, he got all kinds of gifts from the people of that religion that he 'thought' he made up....lol)

A really cool jacket.

In the Hamptons, what are in the eggs George makes, that gets Rachel so upset?

Kung Pow chicken, Racheal likes her eggs spicy.

What did Kramer win from the Tobacco lawsuit?

(Sorry I haven't been on that much, my Steelers are in the Superbowl!!!!)

Free cigars for life.

What did Jackie Chiles call 'The most public of my many humiliations' ?

Having a monkey throw a banana at him while arguing one of Kramer's cases in court.

What was the Summer of George?

When George went to Major Leauge Baseball fantasy camp, and punched Danny Tartabull in the mouth for flipping him the bird.

What happened to the 3 Tenors poster Elaine tried to have autographed?

When Kramer carelessly left his cigar on the fireplace mantle, it fell on the poster, caught fire, and proceeded to burn the cabin down.

Why does Kramer put a banner up in his window?

To make up for not wearing an AIDS ribbon.

Which sports figure did Kramer insist he saw at Dinky Donuts?

Jon Voit, but he was a little standoffish.

During the backwards episode, why was George obsessing over the timberland boots?

They were a gift from Marissa Tomei.

Who challenged Jerry to a footrace, and why?

The pool boy, because Jerry ditched him.

What was Newman so upset about that inspired Jerry to deliver Newmans mail?

Elaine wouldn't go to the Superbowl with him, unless Jerry took over his mail route while they were out of town for the game.

Who was Jerry hosting an intervention for, and why?

Elaine, because she was hooked on the 4:00 sugar rush.

why was George trying to get the rye up into Susan's parents' apartment?

He felt bad that he ruined their Merlot with his Gore-Tex coat, so he was replacing it with another liquor.

What was Morty's inspiration to create 'The Executive' beltless trenchcoat?

His love of velcro, he wanted to use velcro instead of a belt.

What did Crazy Joe do at the time of Jerry's live taping of "Jerry"?

He gave them back the raisins he stole.

Why was George told not to go on his Cayman Islands trip?

Because his 'Jerk store' joke was really lame and he shouldn't waste his time.

What was the downfall of Billy Mumphry?

No one could satisfy him better than his own hand...which deformed into a hideous claw.

Who is 'Susie'?

She's a full figured gal!

Why was Jerry obessed with egg white omlets in the episode where George dates the waitress?

He was a paid spokesman for the Egg Council. Every day, they sent him a twelve-cent check.

What happened to Kramer's meat slicer while Elaine was using it?

It got caught under Newmans truck while he was driving down the road, the accident took Elaine's pinky toe right off! Don't worry, the little guy is back at the end of the line thanks to Kramer, who only wanted to get his slicer back.

What is Elaine's obsession with the big salad?

Every time she's at Monk's with the gang, she wants George to pay for one.

What unsuccessful clothing item did Elaine design for the catalog, while Peterman was on vacation?

What unsuccessful clothing item did Elaine design for the catalog, while Peterman was on vacation?

The Puffy Shirt!

What was the secret sign of the Van Buren Boys?

"Tippy Toe, Tippy Toe...uh, Lemon Tree.."

What fate eventually befell Carlos the Busboy?

He became a Janitor at Sagman, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taff.

Maroon Golf also appeared in another episode walking out of a movie with Jerry, what movie were they talking about?

Sack Lunch

What was Kramer searching all over town for, to give Bette Midler?

Rogers chicken

why was Elaine getting thrown out of her apartment?

She blew out her neighbor's electrical fuse.

What name did Bruce, the Chinese restaurant maitre'd, mistakingly yell out calling for George?

What name did Bruce, the Chinese restaurant maitre'd, mistakingly yell out calling for George?

Coco!

Why was Babu deported?

It was the settlement after Kramer had sued Babu, after his hot towel caused major burns.

What did Puddy always want Jerry to give him, the day Jerry bought his new car?

Bites off of his Drake's Coffee Cake.

Why did Kramer adopt a highway?

Because Elaine had ruined his chance to adopt a child.

What phrase did George exclaim, when he first witnessed Elaine's unique dance moves?

She scooped her niblits!!!

What kind of greeting did Jerry get at the airport from his out of town potential girlfriend in Episode 1?

The kiss hello.

Who did Elaine say the Soup Nazi reminded her of?

Who did Elaine say the Soup Nazi reminded her of?

Keith Hernandez!

What did Jerry request when he phoned a bomb threat into the Yankees?

That they replace the beer at the concession stands with a fermented chicken drink.

What did Kramer trade to get his deli slicer?

His Jacuzzi

What seems to be the one quality missing in all the potentially perfect women Jerry eventually dumps?

An affinity for all things 'Superman'.

Whose autograph was on a poster that Elaine spilled food on?

Whose autograph was on a poster that Elaine spilled food on?

Geraldo Rivera's

From which movie did Jerry's girlfriend plagiarize her letter?

The English Patient.

What happened on Kramer's appearance on Regis & Kathie Lee, that scrapped the rest of his media tour?

What happened on Kramer's appearance on Regis & Kathie Lee, that scrapped the rest of his media tour?

He had a bad reaction to hearing Mary Hart's name mentioned!

What did Jerry refuse to eat that Elaine's cousin was serving?

A cinnamon babka with a hair on it.

What magazine was George reading when he was 'caught' by his mother?

Pottery Barn.

What type of pasta accidentally got caught in Frank Costanza's Rectum?

Pasta Primivera

What was FDR's birthday wish towards Kramer?

That he would quit eating Roger's Chicken.

What was the name of the man in the black cape?

Bob Cobb.

Why does Jerry agree to wear the Puffy Shirt on the Today Show?

because elaine asked him too.

What president was named after a street gang that was after george (last name)?

The Kennedys.

Why was George pretending to be physically handicapped while working at Play Now?

because he actually came in contact with his boss years earlier,but thought the handicap incident would be a good ploy to help his boss not remember the unfortunate event where they crossed paths.


What famous celebrity bit kramers arm while sitting in a vehicle?

Bette Midler

When Newman needed a reason why Kramer was suicidal, as he plotted out of his speeding ticket, what reason did Kramer suggest?

he could never become a baker

What out of town teams baseball cap did elaine wear which caused uproar at a NY game?

Florida Marlins

What was George's suggestion to George Wendt, as to how to improve Cheers?

Fire Ted Danson because george thought he made too much money.

What kind of doctor did kramer go see when he had a bad cough?

A Podiatrist.

Why does Jerry refuse the invitation to hear Mel Torme perform?

Because he was appearing on the tonight show.

After(or you could say before considering this was the backwards episode) Kramer convinced FDR to take back his Birthday wish that he would drop dead,what happened instead?

Kramer surrendered his 'Beach' cologne idea, and it was FDR who became a fragrance millionaire.

Why did George put the theme song parody as his answering machine outgoing message?

Because he had to many people calling

Who did Elaine tell to "drop dead" on the phone mistaking them for Dan,the high talker?

Kramer

What did Tim Whatley 'Re-Gift'?

An Autographed baseball of the NY Yankees

What toy did Elaine want to play with that Jerry's Girlfriend had in her vintage toy collection?

A Tweety Bird Pez dispenser.

How did Kramer acquire the old Merv Griffin Show set?

How did Kramer acquire the old Merv Griffin Show set?

He traded some "Cubans" for it.

What did Elaine's father do for a living?

Latex salesman for Vandalay Industries.

What was Frank Costanza trying to sell, when Lloyd Braun was competing for sales with George?

Jeans?

What is the name of the beautiful model who sat next to Jerry in First Class in 'The Airport'?

Mulva

How is Uncle Leo found out about keeping $50 from Helen, after many years?

How is Uncle Leo found out about keeping $50 from Helen, after many years?

Elaine took it out of the "vault" after Helen got her drunk w/ Peach Schnapps!

What was Mickey's father's profession?

Cheeseburger stacker at Burger King.

Why was Susan's parents' hansom cab ride cut short?

Evander Holyfield.

When George was fighting over the parking spot with Mike Moffitt, what did they both end up missing?

He wanted to get her picture on the wall of his apartment's lobby, but she refused to pose for one.

Who was the 'Got-No-Green Lantern'?

'Big-Head'.

What did Jerry say, that inspired the start of the Susan Ross Foundation?

Hid mutton in her coat pockets, so that dogs would chase her home.

What magazine was George reading when he 'insipred the contest'?

What magazine was George reading when he 'insipred the contest'?

He was getting off to pictures in "Men's Health" magazine.

Why was George upset with Jerry when they were at Sue-Ellen's wedding in India?

That Jerry didn't understand the expression: "You can stuff your sorries in a sack".

What happens that ruins the 'Non-Fat' Frozen Yogurt shop?

What happens that ruins the 'Non-Fat' Frozen Yogurt shop?

It was discovered by laboratory testing that the yogurt contained parasites.

Why did Kramer call Jerry an "anti-dentite?"

Jerry had boycotted Tim Whatley's dental practice after feeling uncomfortable with the Penthouse issues in the waiting room.

Why was Kramer arrested in the Hamptons?

Why was Kramer arrested in the Hamptons?
Kramer was arrested in The Hamptons for throwing Hampton tomatoes at Jerry's girlfriend Rachel.

Why was the plane from Ithaca that Jerry was supposed to be on delayed which cost Kramer his gambling at the airport?

It had to make an emergency landing when a convicted murderer attacked George in the lavatory.

Why did Jerry refuse to race Duncan Meyer?

Why did Jerry refuse to race Duncan Meyer?

Jerry told Duncan and many others that he would not race him with this statement "I choose to walk!"

Who did Elaine tell her psychiatrist/boyfriend that she was dating so she could get out of a relationship with him?

She was still not over her last relationship. Her last boyfriend, Billy Mumphry, had too much unbridled enthusiasm, which led to his downfall.

What candy bar was George obsessed over, at the car dealership - and why?

What candy bar was George obsessed over, at the car dealership - and why?
At the car dealership, George became obsessed with an O'Henry candy bar that he accused Putty of stealing.

Why did Jerry's uncle Leo get busted for stealing at the book store?

He grabbed the arm of an employee he was chatting with, and the merchandise fell out of his coat.

Why was Jerry forced into taking care of Farfle the dog?

Why was Jerry forced into taking care of Farfle the dog?
When Jerry was on a train to Long Island, he over-heard the conductor saying he was gonna put his dog to sleep, so Jerry kid-napped Farfle because he couldn't bear to see anything bad happen to him.

When George accompanied Elaine to her office party, he met a girl that he started to date because she thought he was a bad boy. When the girl lost interest in him, what crime did he say he was guilty of in order to get her to think he was a bad boy again?

Breaking the 'Good Samaritan Law'.

What movie did George watch alone at Jerry's place?

What movie did George watch alone at Jerry's place?
He watched "Uncle Buck" and was caught crying.

Why did Putty tell Jerry to take his car to another garage if it broke down?

They had a huge argument over who was the cooler superhero - Superman or The Tick.

What caused George to involuntarily wink at everyone?

What caused George to involuntarily wink at everyone?

That was when Kramer accidentally squirted battery acid into his eye.

What is the name of the alternate restaurant that the gang sometimes goes to in "Bizarro" world?

Dinky Donuts.

According to George, in what part of the world can you be bleak, even in the spring?

According to George, in what part of the world can you be bleak, even in the spring?
George was talking about Paris, France.

When Mickey was an acting stand-in for a soap opera, what did he want to give the child actor that he was standing in for to stunt his growth?

Gonerrhea.

What did Kramer do to H&H Bagels, that he thought would stop their business?

What did Kramer do to H&H Bagels, that he thought would stop their business?

He made poo in the bagel dough.

What type of restaurant was it when Jerry, George and Elaine were waiting and waiting to be seated which they never were?

Pakistani.

Why was Elaine late meeting Jerry, George, and her dad for dinner?

Why was Elaine late meeting Jerry, George, and her dad for dinner?

Because she had to walk Newman's dog.

What did Jerry stick in the pockets of the jacket that Elaine wore home which caused a bunch of stray dogs to chase her?

A Tweety Bird Pez dispenser.

What spilled into Rudy Gulliani's blood sample when Kramer and the lab technician were making out after hours?

What spilled into Rudy Gulliani's blood sample when Kramer and the lab technician were making out after hours?
Frozen Yogurt.

What was the name of the grandma that Elaine and her cousin Holly shared?

Manya.

Why did Newman beg Jerry to "borrow" his lip-reading girlfriend?

Why did Newman beg Jerry to "borrow" his lip-reading girlfriend?
He wanted her to perform at his family Bar Mitzvah.

What was the name Jerry gave to his yellow t-shirt?

Lemon Tree.

What was the name of the food product that made Rusty the horse flatulent?

Cuba - to scout talent for the Yankees.

What did the Kramer actor for the 'Jerry' show pilot supposedly steal from the NBC producers?

Terry Taylor.

What did Elaine throw out Jery's window, to test his 'Even Steven' theory?

She was too impatient for the shower water to heat up.

What was Frank Costanza being honored for, when the cops busted into his house to arrest him?

Susan referred to George as 'Spongeworthy'.

Who is Babu Bhatt?

Cheers.

Why was George guilted into taking care of an injured squirrel?

Cantaloupe.

What secret did George reveal to Peterman's dying mother?

She sent out cards featuring a picture of herself - in which her nipple was exposed.

What cartoon was Jerry watching to keep his mind off 'the contest'?

An egg white omlet.

When the gang was teasing Jerry about his friendship with Keith Hernandez, what did they say Jerry would be doing before long?

It looked exactly like Marissa Tomei.

What was Kramer carrying around the mall parking garage?

Joe Davola.

What were the group of names in the law firm Jerry's girlfriend Vanessa worked at?

He couldn't stop singing 'Master of the House'.

Why was Kramer fired from his job as Santa at the department store?

The Golden Girls. His grandparents were in one scene eating big brisket sandwiches.

Why and how did George create the fictitious Art Vandalay?

He needed to get in touch with the Russian cable man, and was trying to find Kramer for his contact info.

What did Jerry tell a date he would never do "...because it's so stupid"?

He was jealous of their rickshaw transport idea.

Which friend of the gang would give parties, and assign 'jobs' to all the guests?

She called Elaine a phony.

What song always put Elaine's boyfriend in a day-dreamy like state?

A Portugese waitress.

Why did George purposely leave his briefcase in the room during the Foundation meeting?

Pesto sauce.

What gave George the idea to swap tapes in his girlfriend's answering machine?

He accidently airbrushed her clothes out of the photo.

What was the name of Kramer's alter-ego (as a doctor)?

They sold her a dress that made her look like she should be hanging in the window of a kosher deli.

What ultimately happened to George's chocolate-stained shirt, that he tried to get reimbursed for?

He told her that Jerry had been 'outed' by the Associated Press last year.

What was the name of George's fake charity during the holidays?

He dropped it somewhere, and before he could get it back, the building was transformed into a meat packing plant.

What movie did George miss out on, because Susan wanted to stay at home and watch Mad About You?

A NJ Devils bumper sticker.

Where did Kramer install his garbage disposal?

His boss made fun of the way he ate shrimp.

What was George eating when he was shown on TV at the US Open?

What was George eating when he was shown on TV at the US Open?
A block of cheese the size of a car battery.

What did Putty tell Elaine was going to happen to her because she's not religious?

She would slowly lose her intelligence.

What food item did Kramer, and later George, use to shave with?

What food item did Kramer, and later George, use to shave with?
Tar-Tar Sauce.

Why was Sue Ellen Mishkey upset with Elaine at her wedding in India?

While Sue Ellen was reciting her vows, Elaine couldn't stop laughing.

Why did Kramer indefinitely extend a test drive?

Why did Kramer indefinitely extend a test drive?

Because he was on a desperate search for the right Tweety Bird Doll.

George accused Jerry's girlfriend of making out with Jerry's cousin Jeffrey. He didn't have his glasses on. What was he actually seeing?

Elaine and Raquel Welch having a catfight.

What was Jerry doing at his Nana's when he heard about the $50 Leo owed Helen?

What was Jerry doing at his Nana's when he heard about the $50 Leo owed Helen?
He was opening a pickle jar.

What did Kramer say to George who was holding a bag of pretzels and wearing ladies glasses frames?

"Those pretzels are making me thirsty!"

What brand of whiskey did Kramer want to be a spokesman for?

What brand of whiskey did Kramer want to be a spokesman for?
O'Douls.

What made Jerry cause a scene with someone at The Hair Team For Men?

Trying to bring blood back into his numb leg, he accidently mocked the president of the club, whom walked with a limp.

Why does George not like ice in his drinks?

Why does George not like ice in his drinks?
He has a bizarre phobia about flies getting frozen in the ice cubes.

Why did the manager of Rudy's Vintage Clothes set fire to the Cabana wear that George brought in?

Kramer called him "A piece of crap" and said that he "Emitted a foul and pungent odor".

Why was Mayor Dinkins discussing George with Lloyd Braun?

Why was Mayor Dinkins discussing George with Lloyd Braun?

Because he was doing research on how people fool the New York Department of Labor (Unemployment.)

When Jerry and Elaine started sleeping with eachother again, what did Jerry get Elaine for her birthday?

A diaphram.

Why did Jerry and George get notes from Jerry's dentist?

Why did Jerry and George get notes from Jerry's dentist?
So they could fool their insurance companies into paying for their foot doctor visits.

What was hanging on the ceiling of Jerry's kitchen which angered Mr. Mendelbaum (the old fitness guy) into having Jerry "take it up a notch?"

A cup of the supposed 'non-fat' frozen yogurt.

What did Jerry try to order at Reggie's, and was flatly refused?

What did Jerry try to order at Reggie's, and was flatly refused?
A Dolphin-Safe Tuna Fish Sandwich.

George went out on a date with a waitress from Monk's. While they were in the park, he talked of manuer. What did the waitress say to make George think she was unattainable?