The Ropers enjoying their sex life.
Jack taking turns with the roomates
Jack chasing Lana all the time and SHE'S running away
Larry being a one-woman guy and a saint
Mr. Furley REALLY being a swinging bachelor
Chrissy, Cindy and Terri in the same episodes
Mrs. Roper demanding to evict the roomates
Mr. Roper and Mr. Furley at the Reagle Beagle together drinking beers.
Jack chasing a black woman on the show.

:rofl:



The Ropers enjoying their sex life.
Jack taking turns with the roomates
Jack chasing Lana all the time and SHE'S running away
Larry being a one-woman guy and a saint
Mr. Furley REALLY being a swinging bachelor
Chrissy, Cindy and Terri in the same episodes
Mrs. Roper demanding to evict the roomates
Mr. Roper and Mr. Furley at the Reagle Beagle together drinking beers.
Jack chasing a black woman on the show.

The Ropers enjoying their sex life.
Jack taking turns with the roomates
Jack chasing Lana all the time and SHE'S running away
Larry being a one-woman guy and a saint
Mr. Furley REALLY being a swinging bachelor
Chrissy, Cindy and Terri in the same episodes
Mrs. Roper demanding to evict the roomates
Mr. Roper and Mr. Furley at the Reagle Beagle together drinking beers.
Jack chasing a black woman on the show.
Lana having a relationship with Mr. Furley
Jack being an egotistical, jerk, self-centered guy who treats women like dirt
Mrs. Roper wearing pants and a tee-shirt
Mrs. Roper with beautiful hair
Janet being dim-witted ALL THE TIME, not just the episode where she had the blonde wig
Chrissy wears loose-fitting clothing
Jack buying the girls' their feminine products
Chrissy being a brunette

Lana having a relationship with Mr. Furley
Jack being an egotistical, jerk, self-centered guy who treats women like dirt
Mrs. Roper wearing pants and a tee-shirt
Mrs. Roper with beautiful hair
Janet being dim-witted ALL THE TIME, not just the episode where she had the blonde wig
Chrissy wears loose-fitting clothing
Jack buying the girls' their feminine products
Chrissy being a brunette
:lol:

Jack telling mr and miss Roper hes not gay and ropers believing him.

mr Furley being nice to his brother bart.


ropers and mr furley all sudden being nice let room mates do what they want

Jack & Janet telling each other how they really feel

Mr.Furley telling Jack,Janet,Chrissy,Larry,Cindy and/or Terri that he's really not the ladies man they think he is(they'll probably say ":rolleyes: Big suprise" then Furley will say "what?" then they'll say that "it's really a big suprise for them to hear it"

Roper or Furley giving up making fun of Jack when they think he's gay

The girls puting out to their dates

Jack & Janet telling each other how they really feel

Mr.Furley telling Jack,Janet,Chrissy,Larry,Cindy and/or Terri that he's really not the ladies man they think he is(they'll probably say ":rolleyes: Big suprise" then Furley will say "what?" then they'll say that "it's really a big suprise for them to hear it"

Roper or Furley giving up making fun of Jack when they think he's gay

The girls puting out to their dates

:(

:(
What's wrong?

What's wrong?

It never happened!

oh

OMG THIS IS SOO FUNNY!!

Mrs. Roper saying, "Not tonight, Stanley, I'm tired."

Janet cooking dinner for the trio and it tasting better than Jack's.

The trio actually pay their rent on time.

The "kids" having a car for more than a week.

Chrissy looking good in Season 4 (in my opinion)
Janet really giving into Jack's lines
Larry dating for more than a month
Janet getting waist-high hair
Mrs. Roper having straighened hair
Mrs. Roper wearing Jeans and a tanktop.

LOL!!!! These are HILLARIOUS!!!!!

Janet really giving into Jack's lines


Awww! That would have been cute!!:D

Larry: You know why I date alot of women? Jack, Janet, Chrissy, why? Larry: I don't like women I try and fool people into thinking I do, I really like men why do you think I hang around Jack for?

Terri: I never went to college for Nursing, I made up the who thing and lied about it and got away with it at the hospital.

Janet: I am allergic to flowers.

Chrissy: E=MCsquared.

Stanley: Everyone I love having sex with my wife and we do it 2 times everyday and 3 times on Sunday and that is why we miss church.

Ralph Furley: I have hidden cameras in all the apartments so I can see all the ladies undress.

Jack: All the food I supposely make is really either take out from another restaurant, or I bought the ingredients pre made from the store. I don't know a lick about cooking.

Chrissy: I am not a real blonde.

Ralph Furley: I was once a big time porno star.

Ropperts in a 3 some or more some.

Chrissy: My real job is a school teacher.

Mrs. Roppert: Stanley I am in to bondage.

Janet: I was once a lead singer of a heavey metal band.

Larry: My hair is really a wig for men.

Chrissy: My idol is Pippie Longstocking, that is why I wear my hair in pigtails.

Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack jumped over a candle stick.

Jack: I am a wanted man, I robbed 17 banks in California, that is why I showed up out of nowhere and pretend to like men.

Terri: Terri is not my real name I am in the witness protection program.

Chrissy: I just love going to operas and poety readings.

Ralph Furley: Don't touch my back it is as hairy as a gorilla.

Ralph Furley: People say I look like the guy on The Andy Griffith Show Barney Fiffe, but I just can't see how they think I look like him. I am more handsome and sexier then that guy will ever be.

Stanely: I secertly wear womans underwear.

Mrs. Roppert: I am a dyke.

Mrs. Roppert: I don't love Stanley the site of him sickens me to death, can't wait until he kills over, I only married him for his money or the money I thought he had.

Chrissy: I once swallowed a mouth full of bees that is why I talk the way I do.

Janet: I am only 4 feet 7 inches tall.

Mrs. Roppert: I am a cross dresser.

Larry: I only date BBWs

Janet marrying a better looking guy

Terri getting a better ending and leaving with a nice guy(I think most of you know who I'm talking about;) )

Mrs. Roper: "This is a little too kinky for me to do, Stanely."

Joyce DeWitt and Suzanne Somers (to each other): "Friends forever!"

Stanely; "Why am I fighting it? Jack does look hot."

Roper and/or FUrley finding out Jack isn't gay,but still lets him stay with the girls because they tell him nothing's going on

Joyce DeWitt and Suzanne Somers (to each other): "C'mon, let's end this fued and be friends."