View Full Version : Stuff you will never see or hear on Good Times LOL


GARFIELDKOOL
09-24-2005, 01:26 PM
The family eating steak for dinner
James, J.J., and Michael going to the barbershop
James telling the kids to chose their college.
J.J. asking James to borrow the "car"
Willona asking Florida to borrow money
Florida saying she's going to get her hair done
James asking Michael and J.J. to go the game with him
Florida telling the kids they are all spoiled brats
J.J. swinging at James
One of Thelma's boyfriend coming out of her bedroom with no shirt on
James telling Florida he's going to hire a maid

TVFactFan
09-24-2005, 08:03 PM
The family eating steak for dinner
James, J.J., and Michael going to the barbershop
James telling the kids to chose their college.
J.J. asking James to borrow the "car"
Willona asking Florida to borrow money
Florida saying she's going to get her hair done
James asking Michael and J.J. to go the game with him
Florida telling the kids they are all spoiled brats
J.J. swinging at James
One of Thelma's boyfriend coming out of her bedroom with no shirt on
James telling Florida he's going to hire a maid



I would have liked to see James and the boys at the Barbershop. Then again, Michael was always letting his FRO grow out

GARFIELDKOOL
09-24-2005, 08:15 PM
I would have liked to see James and the boys at the Barbershop. Then again, Michael was always letting his FRO grow out

Even though getting a haircut was never mentioned, Michael's fro came down in the last season. That's strange, considering fros were still in style in 1978-79. I remember myself having a fro in 1981. LOL

Ireneparalegal
09-24-2005, 09:42 PM
The family eating steak for dinner
James, J.J., and Michael going to the barbershop
James telling the kids to chose their college.
J.J. asking James to borrow the "car"
Willona asking Florida to borrow money
Florida saying she's going to get her hair done
James asking Michael and J.J. to go the game with him
Florida telling the kids they are all spoiled brats
J.J. swinging at James
One of Thelma's boyfriend coming out of her bedroom with no shirt on
James telling Florida he's going to hire a maid
LMAO!!!!!!!
here's another:
"Thelma, this is sooooo delicious!!!"

GARFIELDKOOL
09-24-2005, 09:55 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!
here's another:
"Thelma, this is sooooo delicious!!!"
add more, I am in the mood to laugh! :lol:

Ireneparalegal
09-24-2005, 10:16 PM
add more, I am in the mood to laugh! :lol:
Thelma: "Oh Daddy, you are the only man I will ever love. I don't ever want to get married."

Michael: "Mama, is there anymore vanilla ice cream?"

JJ: "Thelma, does this look good on me?"

James: "I'll wash the dishes for you baby."

GARFIELDKOOL
09-24-2005, 10:24 PM
Thelma: "Oh Daddy, you are the only man I will ever love. I don't ever want to get married."

Michael: "Mama, is there anymore vanilla ice cream?"

JJ: "Thelma, does this look good on me?"

James: "I'll wash the dishes for you baby."

If I wasn't a Good Times fan, I'd swear Thelma and James were going together. LOL

And Michael....as pro-black as he was when he was younger, he wanted to move in with that white girl (Nancy Morgan, John Ritter's ex-wife) in season six.

Ireneparalegal
09-24-2005, 10:27 PM
If I wasn't a Good Times fan, I'd swear Thelma and James were going together. LOL

And Michael....as pro-black as he was when he was younger, he wanted to move in with that white girl (Nancy Morgan, John Ritter's ex-wife) in season six.
Well, considering Thelma loved that older man, I guess she was open to just abt any older man. (ooooooh....ouch!!) lol

Florida: "I ain't gonna cook jack s**t, ya'll make breakfast yourselves!!"

James: "Come on kids, we're going out to eat!"

James: "Baby, with no jobs coming in, I guess you're gonna have to go apply for food stamps."

Michael: "Sleeping here with you JJ makes me feel so warm at night."

GeorgiaboyJeff!
09-25-2005, 12:29 AM
Seeing JJ Buff or muscular. It would have been funny if the actor started working out & got some meat on his bones before the next season start.LOL, I'm pretty sure they would have found something else to pick on JJ about lol.

JeffRuss1972
09-25-2005, 11:03 AM
MICHAEL: Mama, I found this old guy in the street who needs a place to stay for the night. His name's Archie--- Archie Bunker.

THELMA: To hell with school, I'll be smoking pot tonight.

J.J. : This meal would go better with a nice MERLOT.

WILLONA: If only I could find a good man and stop working at the Boutique!

FLORIDA: TAKE the money and let's get the HELL outta the ghetto! And, James, maybe you SHOULD take that job in Alaska . . .

FLORIDA/THELMA: I'm not sure what the statistics say about that.

JAMES: I don't think I'll wear the TAN pants today . . .
:D

craftman
09-25-2005, 12:06 PM
MICHAEL: Mama, I found this old guy in the street who needs a place to stay for the night. His name's Archie--- Archie Bunker.

THELMA: To hell with school, I'll be smoking pot tonight.

J.J. : This meal would go better with a nice MERLOT.

WILLONA: If only I could find a good man and stop working at the Boutique!

FLORIDA: TAKE the money and let's get the HELL outta the ghetto! And, James, maybe you SHOULD take that job in Alaska . . .

FLORIDA/THELMA: I'm not sure what the statistics say about that.

JAMES: I don't think I'll wear the TAN pants today . . .
:D



Man, those are pretty funny. :lol:

craftman
09-25-2005, 12:09 PM
JJ : Thelma, you are such a pretty young woman.

JJ : I am so ugly.

Ireneparalegal
09-25-2005, 03:18 PM
MICHAEL: Mama, I found this old guy in the street who needs a place to stay for the night. His name's Archie--- Archie Bunker.

THELMA: To hell with school, I'll be smoking pot tonight.

J.J. : This meal would go better with a nice MERLOT.

WILLONA: If only I could find a good man and stop working at the Boutique!

FLORIDA: TAKE the money and let's get the HELL outta the ghetto! And, James, maybe you SHOULD take that job in Alaska . . .

FLORIDA/THELMA: I'm not sure what the statistics say about that.

JAMES: I don't think I'll wear the TAN pants today . . .
:D
As some of you know, I hate that James didn't take that Alaska job. How on earth did i forget to put that in here????? lol

Thelma: (to her fiance, pick any one of the many fiances'!!) "I can't, I'm sorry, I really need to finish school and get a career established before I even consider marriage."

James: "C'mon Florida, let's go to the welfare office before the day gets late."

James: "Hi Willona, come on in, have some coffee."

Willona: "I knocked, but nobody heard me, so I just came in."

Diana: "JJ I love you, but I have a bad problem with drugs. If I don't get help soon, I am gonna go out that bathroom window and go find me what I need!"

JJ: "I can't wear that hat, it makes me look stupid."

GARFIELDKOOL
09-25-2005, 04:04 PM
J.J.: "somebody in this household needs to get serious!"

Ireneparalegal
09-25-2005, 04:08 PM
Norman Lear: "This show IS NOT A SPIN-OFF OF MAUDE!!!"

JeffRuss1972
09-25-2005, 05:54 PM
Norman Lear: "This show IS NOT A SPIN-OFF OF MAUDE!!!"
:lol:
I put the thing in there about Alaska for YOU Irene! ;)

NORMAN LEAR: Can you do a show WITH a Mother AND a Father???

GeeBee
09-25-2005, 05:57 PM
Here are some other things you'd never hear on Good Times:


James: "I never had a good education, so why do my children need one?"

James: "Florida, you're going to have to get a job too if this family is going to survive."

James: "I believe in disciplining my children in a non-violent manner."

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Florida: "I don't care if we have to cheat, steal, or lie to get money."

Florida: "I don't believe in God."

Florida: "I know you're all wondering what happened to Carl. Let me explain..."

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J.J: "I don't see anything funny about this situation."

J.J.: "I hate art!"

J.J.: "I've got to go on a diet."

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Thelma: "If you all don't like to eat my cooking, cram it up the other end!"

Thelma: "So, what if my husband has another wife?"

Thelma: "I deserved to be hit by Keith."

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Michael: "Who cares about Black pride?"

Michael: "I want to quit school and become an artist like J.J."

Michael: "I'll go along with whatever J.J. says."

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Willona: "Penny's biological mother wasn't so bad."

Willona: "I wish Bookman would ask me out on a date."

Willona: "I am so sick of the Evans family."

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Bookman: "I'll work night and day to make sure everything in this apartment is in good shape."

Bookman: "Your mama's a Buffalo Butt!"

Bookman: "I don't want to abuse my power."

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Penny: "I hate you, Willona!"

Penny: "Mr. Bookman, you're like a father to me."

Penny: "J.J. should have just minded his own business on that bus!"

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Ireneparalegal
09-25-2005, 11:00 PM
:lol:
I put the thing in there about Alaska for YOU Irene! ;)

NORMAN LEAR: Can you do a show WITH a Mother AND a Father???
How sweet of you JeffRuss, thanx!!!! I guess almost everyone in this forum knows how i feel...DAMN DAMN DAMN YOU JAMES!!!!!! Ha ha ha

James: (to that sexy lady in the cabin) "Damn baby, you lookin' fiiiiiine!!!!!!"

JJ: "Ma and dad you were both right abt Diana, she is a junkie. She even left me by going out the window of the motel that we were at!" "I didn't bother to go outside and look for her cuz she was already gone, so what was the point?"

Michael: "I'm gonna kick that kid's ass at school if he bullies me again!"

The Evans Kids: "Oh mama, we'd love to move to Arizona and get outta this damn ghetto."

Florida: "Dear God, why is it we still live here in the ghetto? My husband works so hard and here we still are. Don't we deserve better?"

Willona: "Florida, guess what? I am going to marry Frank and travel around the world!"

JJ's girlfriends: "What makes you think you are all that?" "You are one ugly m*******f****** and your breath stinks!!!!"

Bookman: "You want me to fix WHAT? after you call me names. I DON'T THINK SO!!!!"

Penny: (coming out of the Evans' closet) "Officer, my mama has been hitting me and she burned me, and almost broke my arm. Arrest her ass!!"

Ireneparalegal
09-26-2005, 12:54 AM
LOL I know, I went on and on and on!

GeorgeWBushGOP
09-26-2005, 11:47 AM
Outside of a doctor. You will never see a compassionate intelligent white person on Good Times.

When White actors are on Good Times you wonder how they are not the ones uneducated and in the ghetto.

JeffRuss1972
09-26-2005, 04:38 PM
Outside of a doctor. You will never see a compassionate intelligent white person on Good Times.

When White actors are on Good Times you wonder how they are not the ones uneducated and in the ghetto.

True. They did have some SORRY a$$ white characters, didn't they? Kinda made my skin crawl when I watched some of those eps (as I am white) ;)

Ireneparalegal
09-27-2005, 01:29 AM
True. They did have some SORRY a$$ white characters, didn't they? Kinda made my skin crawl when I watched some of those eps (as I am white) ;)
Brian Damage started a thread abt this and the forum kinda turned real ugly. It wasn't meant to be disrespectful. I knew what he meant, and so did alot of others. It just seemed that "whitey" was either dumb, ignorant, racist, out to get the black man, prejudice, goofy, "trying to act black", etc.