View Full Version : Worst album covers...


Ireneparalegal
09-08-2005, 11:07 PM
Okay, there are alot of them out there. Let's begin with this one:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y180/SpongebobPunk805/orleans1.jpg

Dean Winchester
09-08-2005, 11:35 PM
I love Barbra Streisand, but she has some of the worst covers known to man

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000025AK.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg the sexy poster nobody asked for

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000252W.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg channelling Yoko Ono are we?

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000024SR.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000027GM.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg drag queen Barbra

Ireneparalegal
09-08-2005, 11:44 PM
omg@!!! I have seen three of those albums in my family house. My sister is a big barbra fan and when she was growing up she bought her albums. You are right, she has some bad album covers!!!!!

Ireneparalegal
09-09-2005, 12:17 AM
:lol: :lol:

Nighthawk76
09-09-2005, 12:47 AM
Van Halen's 1982 album Diver Down

Living In a '70's Dream
09-09-2005, 12:57 AM
This is one is pretty horrible!

Dean Winchester
09-09-2005, 01:10 AM
I love Cher, and I also love the title track to this album, but look at the cover!!! lol
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000JHD0.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

ABlairican Pie
09-09-2005, 08:17 AM
Okay, there are alot of them out there. Let's begin with this one:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y180/SpongebobPunk805/orleans1.jpgThat is just....SO WRONG. ohno:

Ireneparalegal
09-09-2005, 12:23 PM
I know Captain...I know what you mean, and I know what u are thinking....Hmmmmm.

Ireneparalegal
09-09-2005, 12:26 PM
:(

Ireneparalegal
09-09-2005, 12:43 PM
I won't bother to put the images here; too many, but all of Debbie Gibson's album covers.

LadyBee
09-09-2005, 12:48 PM
My dad owns this lp and it still gives me the heebeegeebees.
This might be more scary than it is bad.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000001TVJ.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Ireneparalegal
09-09-2005, 12:53 PM
My dad owns this lp and it still gives me the heebeegeebees.
This might be more scary than it is bad.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000001TVJ.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
OMG, I have seen that album. Funkadelic always had some weird looking albums fer sure!!

Janice Johnson
09-09-2005, 03:03 PM
I won't bother to put the images here; too many, but all of Debbie Gibson's album covers.


What are you talking about? I just put two of her album covers as "Best" album covers. Electric Youth and Out Of The Blue. :eek: :confused: :o

dlemond
09-09-2005, 03:21 PM
Millie Jackson. Back to the S--t!

With her holding the shoe in hand, you know it's a rough one.

Dean Winchester
09-09-2005, 03:30 PM
What are you talking about? I just put two of her album covers as "Best" album covers. Electric Youth and Out Of The Blue. :eek: :confused: :o

I liked Debbie Gibson, but let's face it, the Out Of The Blue cover was pretty chee-z

Dean Winchester
09-09-2005, 06:25 PM
always loved Pat Benatar, and this album is definately among her best, but even when I was a little kid (my older sister owned the cassette), I knew this was an awful album cover

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/sandrine.raspau/pat-benatar-france/photos/Disques/gner.jpg

ABlairican Pie
09-09-2005, 06:34 PM
I know Captain...I know what you mean, and I know what u are thinking....Hmmmmm.It's not so much the homosexual overtones (not that there's anything wrong with that... ;) ), but, I dunno, these guys you pretty much assume are heterosexual pose in a photo that just looks....tacky. puke: I suppose that if they were really gay, there would be that certain understated irony (not like I know anything about that ;) ).

Dean Winchester
09-09-2005, 06:54 PM
It's not so much the homosexual overtones (not that there's anything wrong with that... ;) ), but, I dunno, these guys you pretty much assume are heterosexual pose in a photo that just looks....tacky. puke: I suppose that if they were really gay, there would be that certain understated irony (not like I know anything about that ;) ).

the problem is that the guys are so homely. I'm sure I would've LIKED a 98 Degrees album cover like that, lol

Steve M.
09-09-2005, 09:26 PM
Can't forget the 1973 album from the Three Stooges - E, L and P! :lol:

http://mitkadem.homestead.com/files/Brain_Salad_Surgery.jpg

Ireneparalegal
09-09-2005, 09:27 PM
Can't forget the 1973 album from the Three Stooges - E, L and P! :lol:

http://mitkadem.homestead.com/files/Brain_Salad_Surgery.jpg
Emerson Lake and Palmer...LOL

Ireneparalegal
09-10-2005, 01:19 AM
the problem is that the guys are so homely. I'm sure I would've LIKED a 98 Degrees album cover like that, lol
I am with you Buffy!!!!!!! Especially Nick Lachey. Yummy.

Ireneparalegal
09-10-2005, 01:25 AM
:eek: :eek:

eltonfan80
09-10-2005, 06:17 PM
[QUOTE=dlemond]Millie Jackson. Back to the S--t!

i am sorry that's just gross :barf:

Dean Winchester
09-10-2005, 06:38 PM
[QUOTE=dlemond]Millie Jackson. Back to the S--t!

i am sorry that's just gross :barf:

actually, Millie Jackson did a duet with Elton in the mid 1980's

seventies_sitcoms
09-10-2005, 07:24 PM
Any cover with Phil Collins or Cristy Lane pictured.

Courtnee
09-10-2005, 09:01 PM
:eek: :eek:
"Let me touch him"

:lol:

Ireneparalegal
09-12-2005, 02:50 AM
actually, Millie Jackson did a duet with Elton in the mid 1980's
Millie Jackson already has two posts on here. Man, she must be the queen of bad covers, with Barbra coming in second and of course the princess of bad covers: Debbie Gibson!! LOL

Ireneparalegal
09-12-2005, 02:52 AM
:eek: :eek:

How could we not know that George was gay???

Janice Johnson
09-12-2005, 09:45 AM
Man, the princess of bad covers: Debbie Gibson!! LOL

Hey you people, stop saying that Debbie Gibson album covers are bad! :( I love them! :(

The Chauffeur
09-12-2005, 01:27 PM
:eek: :eek:


The second one in particular :brent I hurt myself on that one :crazy:

Dean Winchester
09-12-2005, 02:52 PM
Hey you people, stop saying that Debbie Gibson album covers are bad! :( I love them! :(

Newsflash: YOU CAN LIKE THE MUSIC AND THINK THE COVERS ARE ROT!!!!! I like the Barbra Streisand, Pat Benatar and Cher albums I put up, yet I still think the album covers were terrible

Ireneparalegal
09-13-2005, 12:09 AM
Newsflash: YOU CAN LIKE THE MUSIC AND THINK THE COVERS ARE ROT!!!!! I like the Barbra Streisand, Pat Benatar and Cher albums I put up, yet I still think the album covers were terrible
Me too. I love Babs, Cher and Pat. Those covers though HAVE GOT TO GO!!! :lol:

Ireneparalegal
09-13-2005, 12:14 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Ireneparalegal
09-13-2005, 12:17 AM
:crazy: :lol: :lol:

Dean Winchester
09-13-2005, 12:17 AM
oooh, an album for Stan to buy for his dog

Ireneparalegal
09-13-2005, 12:23 AM
oooh, an album for Stan to buy for his dog
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Dean Winchester
09-13-2005, 12:28 AM
is Let Me Touch Him featured on that record? :lol:

Ireneparalegal
09-13-2005, 12:32 AM
is Let Me Touch Him featured on that record? :lol:
:woohoo: :rofl: :nod:

Ireneparalegal
09-13-2005, 01:18 AM
:confused:

Ireneparalegal
09-13-2005, 10:06 PM
YUCK!!!!!!! :crazy:

Courtnee
10-31-2005, 06:25 PM
YUCK!!!!!!! :crazy:
wow thats really....I ...ew...

EmoJoe
10-31-2005, 09:46 PM
:eek: :eek::rofl: at the second one

EmoJoe
10-31-2005, 09:48 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:rofl:

EmoJoe
10-31-2005, 09:51 PM
Millie Jackson. Back to the S--t!

With her holding the shoe in hand, you know it's a rough one.
What the...:rotflmao:

Steve M.
03-04-2012, 12:21 AM
Two more!

:eek2:

TheCars1986
03-04-2012, 10:51 AM
http://lpcoverlover.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/my-lips-500x501.jpg

duckie
03-04-2012, 02:08 PM
Millie Jackson. Back to the S--t!

With her holding the shoe in hand, you know it's a rough one.

Thats a bad cover but yet its funny. lol

duckie
03-04-2012, 02:21 PM
Millie Jackson. Back to the S--t!

With her holding the shoe in hand, you know it's a rough one.

Thats a bad cover but yet its funny. lol

Steve M.
03-04-2012, 11:24 PM
Decent LP, nasty sleeve:

ABlairican Pie
03-05-2012, 07:02 PM
I actually had the Yes 'Tormato' album over 30 years ago, in 1978. I liked it at the time, but it really did represent the nadir of the band then. The album cover was, yeah, pretty silly. Where was Roger Dean when you needed him?

UMFaninMD
03-05-2012, 07:43 PM
I have some for y'all!

http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/worst-album-covers/2-1.jpg

http://www.oliverbenjamin.net/images/funny%20pics/album10e.jpg

http://www.octanecreative.com/Parodyville/worst_album_covers/19.jpg

This one reminds me of all those "sexy" pictures guys like to send out online:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_crPBCZok0RE/SpviMjXUwgI/AAAAAAAAMXk/P_wSTOaNR1I/s400/34.jpg

Gaga, you could have done so much better!

http://americanmusicchannel.com/sites/default/files/u768/born-this-way-album-cover-picture_445x445.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AQlpzFONLJY/Tb5V7nubh1I/AAAAAAAAF2E/y7bFYKD2_rM/s640/The+Worst+Album+Covers+Ever+Created+%25281%2529.jpg

http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/boned.jpg

Steve M.
03-06-2012, 05:43 PM
Ha. Ha ha. :D

"Okay, so Shaun Cassidy's versions of [the songs of] the Beach Boys aren't as bad as they seem. That doesn't excuse cloning him." - rock critic Dave Marsh

UMFaninMD
03-08-2012, 09:34 PM
Leif's cameltoe is an assault on the eyes. :eek:

Steve M.
03-09-2012, 12:26 AM
Kevin Ayers's fifth album!

Steve M.
03-16-2012, 11:54 PM
From one of the worst bands of all time! :eek:

dakert
03-17-2012, 12:05 AM
Leif Garrett has a great voice. Dave Marsh is ignorant, Shaun didnt do the Beach Boys-Leif did :)

Ha. Ha ha. :D

"Okay, so Shaun Cassidy's versions of [the songs of] the Beach Boys aren't as bad as they seem. That doesn't excuse cloning him." - rock critic Dave Marsh

Steve M.
03-17-2012, 09:42 AM
Leif Garrett has a great voice. Dave Marsh is ignorant, Shaun didnt do the Beach Boys-Leif did :)

You may be right about Marsh being ignorant. He loves Madonna and hated the Grateful Dead. :D

Steve M.
03-17-2012, 09:43 AM
:eek2:

MrCleveland
03-17-2012, 12:20 PM
How about this album with a shirtless Herbie Mann?

Steve M.
03-17-2012, 12:49 PM
How about this album with a shirtless Herbie Mann?

:eek2:

Steve M.
03-23-2012, 08:33 PM
For all you hard luck women out there! :lol: puke:

UMFaninMD
03-24-2012, 11:25 AM
This looks like a poster for a bad 70's sci-fi porno:

http://www.bolevin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Bad-Album-Covers-2-8.jpg

And Lil' Kim still trying to prove she's badass:

http://www.albumartexchange.us/assets_c/2011/02/lilkim-blackf_02-thumb-450x450-6265.jpg

mystery_daisy
03-24-2012, 11:32 AM
^ yup or anglina's tomb raider character

gads that first one is hilarious! :eek:

Steve M.
03-24-2012, 11:43 PM
This is too painful to look at . . .

TheCars1986
03-25-2012, 07:17 PM
http://southernfm.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/rod_stewart_-_atlantic_crossing.jpg

Steve M.
03-25-2012, 08:22 PM
I kinow it's only the It's Only Rock And Roll sleeve, but I don't like it. :lol:

ABlairican Pie
03-26-2012, 05:06 PM
For all you hard luck women out there! :lol: puke:
Obvious Psychic Tomato ripoffs!!! :mad:

UMFaninMD
03-26-2012, 06:53 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-gedtDra0oYQ/Tb5WJvLgpvI/AAAAAAAAF3k/nk4C6YHUfMw/s640/The+Worst+Album+Covers+Ever+Created+%252825%2529.jpg


http://tornandfrayed.typepad.com/tornandfrayed/images/2007/05/24/album_joyce.jpg

For all you David Cassidy fans!

http://www.daily-design-news.de/p/l/0908/the-25-worst-album-covers-of-all-time-124998012053-2.jpg

Your album may be called F.A.M.E. but this artwork is C.R.A.P.

http://www.homorazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/chris-brown-fame.jpg

This one looks like it was printed right from a home computer using Microsoft Picture It:

http://i.imgur.com/NbuZq.jpg

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/d02085ea91878cef53ded6ddb32ae1f19a77302b_m.jpg

Steve M.
03-26-2012, 11:07 PM
Does the sight of buxomy women masked in whiteface freak you out? :eek2:

ABlairican Pie
03-27-2012, 05:45 PM
Does the sight of buxomy women masked in whiteface freak you out? :eek2:
Yeah, those girls need some nutrition. And a little bit of sunlight.

Steve M.
03-27-2012, 09:40 PM
Yeah, those girls need some nutrition. And a little bit of sunlight.

They're better off than this girl! omg:

Steve M.
09-29-2014, 08:30 PM
The sleeve I posted here before is missing from the original post. Here it is again! :D

Steve M.
10-10-2014, 10:40 PM
:eek2:

Steve M.
07-09-2016, 07:55 PM
1968, from T. Rex when they were Tyrannosaurus Rex! :lol: Check out the twenty-word LP title!