GREAT LIAR

A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he
walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby
bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and
starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to
another and they end up in her apartment.
After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so
late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?" She
gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and
then he goes home. His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is
pretty pissed.

"Where the hell have you been?!"
"Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they
were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this
great looking chick there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to
another and I ended up in bed with her."
"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!"
She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You God damn liar!! You
went bowling again!!"

:lol:

lol