I thought I would try this thread again since many of you enjoyed the last one.


* The class refuses to squill on Angela Valentine after Miss Landers finds that someone has crapped in her top desk drawer.


* June slaps Aunt Martha.


* Fred is arrested while dressed in drag.


* Beaver is sent back to first grade when tests prove he is below average.


* Miss Landers comes over dressed as a nurse when Beaver tells her that Wally is sick in bed and tries to take his temperature.


* The boys come home early and see June dancing on the furniture cutting loose to a Ricky Nelson record.

* The boys discover the real reason Aunt Martha never married.

Great start there Corvetteguy! :lol: I still haven't been able to think of new ones but....I'll be back! :wave: :D Fred in drag...I KNEW IT!! :lol: :lol:

June serves Ward lunch in her whiped cream bikini.

Fred gets arrested for stealing women's underware off the clothes lines.

A dog bites a hole in the seat of Beaver's pants on the way to school and the kids tease him because he has no underware on.

Julie Foster gets caught drilling a hole in the wall of the boys locker room.

Wally puts Ben Gay in Eddie's jock strap.

June suprises Ward at work when she reveals that she has nothing on under her coat.

Fred drives home from work with his pants down and is pulled over but can't get his pants up quick enough.

Larry forces Judy Hensler to kiss a frog and she gets a big wart on her mouth.

Ward puts Ex Lax in Fred's coffee.

Beaver puts a Tomato in his sling shot and hits Miss Lander's in the face with it.

Lumpy is arrested for beating Fred to a bloody pulp after Fred calls him a boob. And Lumpy finally quits calling him daddy.

LOL....Desi. Those are some hillarious ones, especially about June surprising Ward at work and the one about Fred driving exposed.

June screams when she recieves the new family photo when she sees Beaver is picking his nose. The note from the photograher reads..."Don't worry, it's an improvement and no, there are no refunds, HA HA"!

Ward and June get kicked out of the movie theater for making out and heavy petting.

Wally and Beaver argue about who will go to the ballgame with Ward. Wally loses his temper and tosses Beaver out the bedroom window. Beaver bounces off June's Rose bush and Ward tells Beaver that since he killed the Roses he can't go to the game.

Beaver gives June the Silent Treatment and makes her cry. Ward takes him to the shed and beats the living daylights out of him and forces him to eat Brussel Sprouts for a week.

Wally buys a new hat that says " Wine em, Dine em and sixty nine em" June asks Ward what it means and she smacks Wally and throws it away. Ward just laughs.

Ward gets Wally a stripper for his 18th birthday.

Mrs. Mondello becomes President of Weight Watchers after she finds out that her husband has a family in Cleveland.

Ward buys himself a caveman outfit and sends the boys to Aunt Martha's for a week so he can wear it around the house.

Lumpy puts Saran wrap inside the toilet lid and when Fred goes to use it, he gets splashed.

LOL Desi.....those are hillarious. I especially liked the one about Wally's hat with the slogan. Here's a few more:


* Miss Landers washes her car in a bikini and Beaver and his friends take photos and submit them to a girly magazine. Miss Landers finds out and offers to pose for more.


* June makes plans to send Beaver away to boarding school to get him out of her hair.


* Angela Valentine messes on herself on a school field trip and Miss Landers spends the whole trip trying to find out which one of her pupils did it.


* Ward is upset with June when he finds her secret stash of photos of Tab Hunter.


* Fred is caught with mirrors on his shoes at a country club dance.


*Wally begins an affair with Miss Landers.