Tony Randall and Jack Klugman
Starring In
"The Odd Couple Returns."

With Penny Marshall as Myrna and Al Molinaro as Murray.

1- "Crossroads (1)."- Oscar is depressed that Felix is happily remarried and he's still all alone. So he tries to do something impressive in the hopes of winning back ex-wife Blanche (guest star Brett Somers). He decides on skydiving; he figures no woman can resist a man who would do that just for her! Everything's going great up until the time comes for the big plunge. With his ex-potential-future wife onboard and ready to re-commit if Oscar goes through with it, he chickens out. She tells him that he hasn't changed a bit since their divorce, and leaves him immediately after the pilot lands the plane. Tony Randall doesn't appear in this episode right up until the end, when he once again appears at the door of his "childhood friend Oscar Madison," with "nowhere else to go." Some of the dialogue right before the to be continued sign appears:

Oscar- Felix! What are you doing here?
Felix- Gloria kicked me out... again.
Oscar- Again? What is it with you? Are you cursed or something?
Felix- I guess I'm just unlucky in love.
Oscar- Yeah, well, I haven't exactly been hit with Cupid's arrow yet either. I tried to get back together with Blanche today. It didn't work out.
Felix- Oh, Oscar, I'm sorry.
Oscar- Yeah, well, at least I don't have to deal with another divorce. I just have to mend a broken heart. You have to do both. I'm sorry, buddy. Anything you need... just call, huh?
Felix- Well that won't be necessary.
Oscar- No, no, I insist. You wouldn't be imposing at all. Believe me.
Felix- I'm glad to here you say that, Oscar. It makes me feel so much better about saying this.
Oscar- Saying what, pal?
Felix- You're not going to have to cook your own dinners anymore! I'm back!
(music crescendoes; to be continued sign appears)

2- "Crossroads (2)."- Oscar tries to reunite Felix and Gloria (guest star Janis Hansen), in the hopes that he can avoid having him as his roommate again. The reunion only serves as a time for Gloria to serve divorce papers on Felix. By the end of the episode, Oscar acknowledges the fact that he was starting to get lonely without having anybody to live with; so he welcomes Felix back with half-open arms (lol).

3- "Another Game Show."- Oscar is once again asked to appear as a celebrity guest on a game show. The name of the show is "What Would You Do For A Buck?" (not as well known as the first game show Oscar appeared on ("Password"), because it is a relatively new game show.) Partner Felix pretty much ensures that the show won't be renewed for a second season!

4- "Cigar Afficianado."- Oscar hosts a smoking party, much to Felix's dismay.

5- "Airport."- Oscar flies to Cincinatti for a Reds baseball game coverage. Felix decides to join him, and make the Reds game his first MLB experience.

6- "Heroes."- Oscar gets food poisoning from a meatball hero while Felix saves a little girl in the park and becomes a hero.

7- "If It's Tuesday, This Must Be The Wrong Country."- Felix recalls for Myrna the time when Oscar went to bed in his NYC apartment, and woke up in the backroom of a Mexico bodega!

8- "Interview."- Oscar interviews an up-and-coming rookie baseball player; while cleaning the house, Felix discards of Oscar's notes on the player, mistaking them for scrap papers.

9- "Moonlighting."- Felix does children's parties for extra dough. He discovers he got more than what he bargained for.

10- "Love Lives."- Felix disapproves of Oscar's new girlfriend, who he thinks is a hussie.

11- "Murray Is Missing."- Felix and Oscar panic when they can't find or get in touch with Murray, the same day he was stationed in a dangerous neighborhood where it was thought that a known criminal had been hiding.

12- "Search Party."- Oscar, Felix, and Myrna, along with the NYPD, search for missing Officer Greschler; he surfaces at the end of the episode, revealing to all where he had been the whole time--- on vacation in Acapulco. He tried to tell everybody before he left, but nobody took note of it, including his boss!

Episodes Thirteen Through Twenty are pending revision.

21- "Felix the Poor Man."- Felix can't pay his rent or any of his other expenses.

22- "The Gourmet Feast."- Felix hosts a dinner party.

23- "Kiss the Cook (1)."- Felix's girlfriend wants a commitment.

24- "Kiss the Cook (2)."- Felix gets engaged.

25- "The Dog."- Oscar buys a rowdy dog.

26- "The Pen."- Felix has his eyes on a vintage pen at a yard sale. It turns out to be worth 10,000 dollars.

27- "Soup."- Felix volunteers his services at a local soup kitchen.

28- "Oscar in the Soup."- Oscar gets involved with the soup kitchen, Felix's fiancee arrives with shocking news of her pregnancy, Oscar gives back the dog to the owner and Felix gives the 10,000 dollars to the poor to spread among themselves, evenly.


SEASON TWO- starring Tony Randall and Jack Klugman with Al Molinaro.
Co- starring Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Frank Cady, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester, Hank Patterson, Edgar Buchanan, Fran Ryan, and Alvy Moore.

1- "The Case of the Faulty Sunblock."- Felix's sunblock worsens his current sunburn, giving him skin cancer.

2- "Sunchipped."- Felix drops his case, fearing it would land him in trouble in a different angle. He fears the judge would think he did it to himself purposely to get the money.

3- "A Hooterville Autumn."- Eustance Haney lures Felix and Oscar into Hooterville, USA.

4- "The General Store."- Sam Drucker provides help for the odd couple.

5- "A Talk With A County Agent, A Nutty Guy Who Gave Up A Penthouse for a Funny Farm, and Arnold the Pig."- Neurotics introduce themselves to Felix while Oscar finds a good bar.

6- "The House."- Oliver sells Felix his house.

7- "The Switchboard."- During his big ideas renovations, Felix encounters trouble with the phone, as he can't seem to get past the switchboard lady.

more soon...

8- "Uncle Joe's Train."- Uncle Joe enlists Sam Drucker to get him the Cannonball.

9- "Feeling Kinda Lonely Tonight?"- Oscar is lonely on Christmas Eve.

10- "Angel. Angel. Do You Believe In Miracles?"- Oscar gets a girl on Christmas morn.

11- "It's Lovely Until You Get Up To The Exchange Counter And You See Your Best Friend There Too (1)."- Hating their Christmas presents, Felix and Oscar exchange the others presents simultaneously. The bad part is that Felix thinks Oscar loves his present, and Oscar thinks Felix loves his too.

12- "It's Lovely Until You Get Up To The Exchange Counter And You See Your Best Friend There Too (2)."- Felix and Oscar seek therapy and reconcile.

13- "The Nuts."- Oscar and Felix drive each other crazy with their eating habits.

14- "Escape."- Oscar and Felix escape from a fire at Sam Drucker's and clear out of town!

15- "A New York Blizzard."- Oscar gets snowbound underground. Felix worries.

16- "The New York City Chainsaw Massacre."- Felix saves Oscar from the snowstorm, and gets himself 80 years in prison or 250,000 bail!

17- "Felix On The Mike."- Felix, out of jail thanks to Oscar's lottery ticket win and his convincing, gets out of hand with a microphone system.

18- "March of the Wooden Soldiers."- Oscar joins a marching band.
19- "Scream 'Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh' If You Don't Want To Ride Next To A Hijacker (1)."- Oscar has bad luck with a ketchup bottle, especially when he squirts it on a murderer who is trying to hijack a train Oscar is about to ride on and kill everyone on it.

20- "Scream 'Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh' If You Don't Want To Ride Next To A Hijacker (2)."- The cops break into the subway, shooting the hijacker onsite.

21- "N' Stink."- Felix omits a strange odor.

22- "Tan N' Wash For Felix."- Felix gets a dangerously bad tan.

23- "Tattoo."- Oscar regrets a sailor tattoo on his backside (getting it).
24- "Operation: Really Crazy Guy."- Oscar, really drugged thanks to getting a tooth pulled, has a plan to tell every person in New York City he's crazy. So, big deal?! That happens every day in the city! What is the big deal? He goes missing!

SEASON THREE Starring Tony Randall and Jack Klugman

Pat

1- "Handled With No Care."- Oscar returns, with angry Felix there to greet him--- with his boxes all ready to go so he can move out!

2- "The Crossed Wires."- Crossed phone wires lead Oscar and Felix to a friendly conversation and a reconciliation.

3- "Raisin' The Rent."- Oscar and Felix plot to inform Felix's new old roommate that the rent has raised so he is out on his ear.

4- "Life of the Party."- Felix and Oscar have too much champagne at a benefit.

5- "Mr. President, Respectfully Yours, An Unconcerned Resident."- Felix addresses the President at a dinner table they are both sitting at at a friend who's in politics house.

6- "Wounded."- A New York City Cab Driver (Danny Devito) mistakenly gives a pencil the wrong way to Oscar.

7- "Oscar Goes On A Diet."- Oscar bets Felix he can lose more in 2 weeks than he can gain.

Pat

"Life of the Party" sounds like a real riot. Tony Randall and Jack Klugman would have played great drunks.

Yeah, :lol: I thought so, too!

Pat

8- "Whose The Maid Around Here?"- Chores duties as assigned by Felix does not go over good with Oscar, who gets the bulk of the workload.

9- "The Slug."- A professor teaches Oscar a lesson about his sluggish habits; Felix wines and dines a prominent connoisseur of real estate, when he considers moving.

10- "The Schism."- Felix and Oscar's latest falling out is awry enough to end their living arrangements.

11- "Last Stop."- Felix's day of moving sparks bittersweet interest in Oscar.

12- "The Moving Moving Day."- Oscar fears the worst when his new roommate is untidy, like he, and he can no longer live sanely in the same house with another slob.

13- "Don't Move."- Felix, at his new apartment, feels lonely; a contest seeks the "slobbiest" men in the world, and runs into the gruesome twosome of Oscar and roomie!, prompting a phone call to Felix, asking if he can return.

14- "Judgment Day."- Oscar and Felix are again roomies; they celebrate at a nightclub, only to succumb to women and alcohol by night's end; in the morning, sober, they realize that they have fallen in love with the same foxy blonde (Loni Anderson).

15- "One Bourbon, and One Scotch, and Six Beers..."- Hangover suffering Oscar consoles a dumped Felix.

16- "Too Many Girls."- Oscar vies for a position of head judge of a bikini bathing beauties contest on Miami Beach.

17- "The Trip."- Oscar and Felix win a trip to Miami and are judges of the contest; they travel via car to the fun and sun capital of the world.


Pat

I am liking the Miami contest, I could see Felix trying to clean up the beach, and the girls-lol

Thanks, GF!