"The Clampetts."

with Buddy Ebsen
also with Irene Ryan
co-starring Max Baer, Jr.
also starring Donna Douglas

1- "The Drysdale Funds."- Jed wants his money from the bank to move back down south.

2- "The Homestead."- On their final day in the mansion, Elly shows home movies of their life then, and now, and they learn of what will soon become.

3- "Moving Day for the Hillbillies."- The neighbors can't stand to think the Clampetts are actually leaving, even after the ruckus they caused in the community the past nine years.

4- "The Reconsidering."- Jed reconsiders moving when Mrs. Drysdale admits her feelings for them.

5- "The Postponement."- Jed postpones the trip back to the old shack down south due to the niceties of Beverly Hills he just realized.

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6- "Jed and the Chickies."- Jed watches baby chicks hatch and experiences just what life means.


7- "The Car Race (1)."- Jed races on a famous speedway.

8- "The Car Race (2)."- Jed recooperates from an accident.

9- "Elly And The Teacher."- Elly Mae dates a younger man, a professor at NYU.

10- "Granny Rides The Subway."- Granny encounters the visiting teacher on a subway trip.

11- "Uncle Joe."- Joe Carson (Edgar Buchanan) may belong to Jed, DNA says.

12- "Elly's Man."- Love squarrels overbear the Clampetts.

13- "Jed's Showdown."- Jed appears in a county play as a hillbilly.

14- "Pearl Picks A Winner."- Pearl bets on a thoroughbred for the Kentucky Derby, thinking she's signing Jethrine up for a school!

15- "The Elder."- Elly comforts an elderly blind man who seems to be lost.

16- "The Story of the Clampett Fortune."- When Milburn vacations with his wife, things at the bank go awry.

17- "Courting Ernest T. Bass."- A stranger from another town asks a favor of Elly May--- to marry off an unwanted citizen, Ernest T. Bass (Howard Morris).

18- "Lisa and Oliver Strike A Deal."- A citizen of faraways Hooterville (Alvy Moore), wanders into LA on a convention, and into the Clampett house.

19- "The Cement Pond."- Jed ponders over what to do with their cement pond that's been outside for so darned long.

20- "Douglas, Oliver Wendall."- Oliver Douglas of Green Acres sells Jed an unwanted phone company.

21- "Help, Not Wanted."- An employer regrets hiring Elly May and Jethro, who overrun their deli with farm animals to turn away customers from purchasing their "cousins".

22- "Wanted, Preferably Dead."- Airplane travelers the Clampetts encounter chaos on their flight.

23- "The Breakfast."- Jed's schedule goes agog when Granny's alarm clock fails to go off on time.

24- "The Door."- Granny traces the "sound" that entrances the home when a person is just about to knock on the door, to its roots.

25- "Granny's Vacation."- Granny lands Jed in the hospital on a ski weekend.

26- "The Clip Show."- Donna Douglas and Max Baer, Jr. host a clipshow of past events on "The Clampetts." with behind-the-scenes interviews!

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Season Two-

THE CLAMPETTS Starring Buddy Ebsen, Irene Ryan, Donna Douglas
and Max Baer, Jr.

with Raymond Bailey, Nancy Kulp.

also starring Bea Benaderet and featuring Harriet MacGibbon as Mrs. Drysdale.

1- "Granny Turns Over A New Leaf."- Granny reveals her more femenine side to Mrs. Drysdale who takes her on a shopping spree.

2- "Some of That Jazz."- A dance instructor puts the moves on Elly.


3- "The Country Dinner Dance."- A suave entrepreneur woos Elly May, who takes the suitor to a good ole' fashioned dinner dance (really old fashioned, Clampett style).

4- "The Suit Stands Alone."- Blue-blooded socialite Roger Banks and Elly May finalize their destiny together as a couple when Roger gives up his city ways for his woman.

5- "This Don't Add Up, Jed."- Income taxes overbear the Clampett household, who's fortune might quickly lead to debt!

6- "Jethro Enrolls Back In Oxford."- A full scholarship is offered to Jethro to Oxford University (in England)! Of course, this is just a simple mix-up.

7- "The Potent Concoction."- Granny's new recipe for her age old moonshine takes its toll.

8- "Help."- Concerned citizens of Hooterville cross the Calif., USA line: Hank Kimball, Sam Drucker, Oliver Wendall Douglas, Lisa Douglas, The Ziffels, and their concerned, ever loyal pig, Arnold.

9- "The Petition."- It is discovered that Jed is kinfolk to a Hooterville resident, prompting him to donate a million dollars to the Save Hooterville fund.

10- "I Walked The Line."- Jethro stands up for his beauty-pageant contending cousin, Elly.


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11- "The Oil Crisis of The Century."- A major gas crisis hits hard in Beverly Hills, making the good hearted Clampetts prompted to get their oil back to help out the city!

12- "The New Yorker Hillbillies."- Miss Hathaway suggests the Clampetts take a trip to New York, seeming many of their problems can be solved there.

13- "I'm Listening... Kind Of."- Drysdale's psychologist asks too many rhetorical questions, making him think that this shrink isn't as personal as he would like.

14- "Mrs. Drysdale and The Stock Market Crash."- Worried Margaret takes a leisure trip, only to further worry her about Milburn's status with the bank, after a stock market crash.

15- "Elly's Critters Eat Up Jethro's Schoolwork."- Jethro's old schoolwork surfaces from one of Elly's critters, worrying Drysdale, who had recently lost something in the Clampett estate!

16- "The Best View."- A poignant ballerina intrigues inspiring Elly; Jed decides how to split up a lottery ticket winning of 2 dollars!

17- "Nothin' But A Hounddog."- One of Elly May's dogs tricks Mrs. Drysdale into thinking she is going crazy.

18- "Eight Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest... (1)."- Jed, Granny, Elly, Jethro, the Drysdales, Miss Hathaway and a friend are convinced they saw a UFO one evening at the Clampetts when the good weather prompts a barbecue.

19- "Eight Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest... (2)."- Miss Hathaway stands by Jethro when he wants to go head on with the ship.

20- "Eight Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest... (3)."- Elly calls in a space expert to evaluate the ship.

21- "Fascination."- The gang recalls old times when the Clampetts first moved into Beverly Hills, while lab tests are held.

22- "Granny's Latest Invention."- Granny invents one of her original ideas, bringing it to life, that will replace the medium of entertainment.

23- "Some Time, Next Year."- Rejected Jethro turns to Jane for advice on how to deal with women.

24- "I Have The Answer."- A new word, unfamiliar to any of the Clampetts, intrigues them after the space expert evaluates the ship; It appears as if the ship was launched by filmmakers shooting a space film.

25- "A Neighbor In Need."- A neighbor enlists the Clampetts to help her find a culprit accused of stealing her dog, which Elly finds and regrets giving away.

26- "After Sixty-Two Years In The Making."- Pleased Mr. Drysdale takes a leisure trip for the first time in his life after gaining another wealthy depositor.

27- "Your Money Is No Good Here."- Drysdale makes the tough decision to send away the new depositors after he catches him verbally abusing the Hillbillies, who he just realizes his love for.

28- "Eye For An Eye."- A cynical news reporter doesn't believe that Jed Clampett can be rich, so he grills him on his local TV show.

Coming up in season three...

A new car for the Clampetts!

A few babies!

A few surprises!

A ton of laughs!

So, now, set a spell... take your shoes off...

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season three.

1- "The Kinfolk."- This season opener re-introduces the Clampett clan and refreshes our minds about how they got to this point; The Clampetts and Drysdale have a social tea at which Granny is finally cultured; Elly May becomes a lady; Jethro meets a girlfriend; Miss Hathaway is sent to work at another office.

2- "The Drysdale Bunch."- Banker Milburn Drysdale fears losing his largest depositor when Jed appears to be making too frequent visits to the old homestead; Mrs. Drysdale tries to cure insomnia; Miss Hathaway returns to her old boss after finding her new boss too distant and impersonal.

3- "The Car."- Remembering when Cousin Pearl informed him more than a decade ago to get a car, Jed finally sees the necessity of it and buys a new top-of-the-line Ford, raising eyebrows and jealousy.

4- "Hillbillied Out (1)."- Mr. Drysdale cannot bring himself to understand or even like the new Clampetts, hurting a now self-conscience Clampett clan.

5- "Hillbillied Out (2)."- Upon everyone's (including Mrs. Drysdale's) request, the Clampetts attempt to take back on their old habits, but can't seem to.

6- "Exile to Nature."- The Clampetts return to the Ozarks to regain their old selves.

7- "Pool."- Jed takes up calling the cement pond a pool; Elly and Jethro learn how to play the actual game of pool.

8- "The Wiz."- Jethro develops an undeniable acumen for reading fine books and understanding works of art.

9- "New Voices."- The Clampetts start to sound like cityfolk; Jed does business; Elly's animals shun her.

10- "Ding, Dong."- The Clampetts realize the doorbell for the first time.

11- "9 to 5'ers."- Jed finds a full-time job for himself and Jethro--- as guards in a nearby prison.

12- "The Grid."- Jed's new prison job has its perks; Granny develops bronchitis.

13- "Kind-Hearted Cityfolk."- Jed gets through to Mr. Drysdale about his being so prone to city-folk, that he became one, and there's nothing they can do about it. But they still are the same kind of people.

14- "The Golf Game."- Jethro grasps the concept of playing golf with coach Drysdale.

15- "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest."- Mrs. Drysdale thinks she's going crazy when she thinks she's seeing a flying saucer.

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16- "The Dance Contest."- Elly May enters a dance contest hosted by Miss Hathaway.

17- "A Date for Jane."- Depressed Jane Hathaway enrolls in a chess club, then makes up a fantastic story about a beau.

18- "Making Specialty Sauce."- Mr. Drysdale is amazed by Granny's homemade sauce.

19- "The Packing Plant."- Jed's union strikes; Granny takes a part-time job to tide the family over until the strike ends--- unaware that the family really has no need for any extra "money."

20- "Learning Ups and Downs of City Life."- (coming soon)

20- "Learning the Ups and Downs of City Life."- Jed is unhappy being a city man and attempts to find yet another way to return to his old self.

21- "Memories."- Remembering Jed's widower, he and the family regain their wholesomeness they had when they were country folk.

22- "You Get What You Wish For."- The Drysdales respond in a bittersweet way to the Clampetts being their old selves again.

23- "Clampett Logic."- Country folk verse city folk to see who has the more logical approach to life after the Clampetts are once again their old simple way.

24- "Dog About the House."- Elly May's animals return to her newfound personality and its warmth.

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25- "Sale of the Century."- A shifty salesman who sold Jed a boat when he was attempting to become a city man returns with news that he needs Jed's business savvy to help him save the business.

26- "The Good Depression."- Granny takes a bad fall trying to reach for a high shelf, giving herself a bad bump and a welcome flash to the past in the process.

27- "Drysdale Goes Under (1)."- While Drysdale is away on a business trip, he leaves Miss Hathaway the responsibility of running things while he's away. Distractions from the Clampetts lead her to forget about a crucial annual banking convention.

28- "Drysdale Goes Under (2)."- Furious at the Clampetts and with her self-confidence shattered by her boss, Jane leaves town after the Commerce branch is shut down from Milburn's superior.

29 and 30- "Courting Disaster."- The Clampetts confront Mr. Drysdale and convince him to forgive Jane and tell him that if there's anyone to blame, it's them. Milburn takes this to heart and takes the lovable Clampetts to court, threatening their friendship, business, and 12 years of memories. It takes an unlikely ally to convince Milburn to drop charges and hard feelings: Mrs. Drysdale. Upon the dismissal of the case of Clampett vs. Drysdale, Mr. Drysdale receives news that his branch is being given a second chance.

End of season three.