What is it and why?

The one where she tells Fran to have fun signing her name on the check because that would be the last time that she did it, or something like that, and the one where Donna Douglas guest starred and she goes: Fran: Don't you just hate it when people confuse you with your character? *or something like that, and she was doing it.* And I loved it at the end where they were all waving and Niles was waving like Granny, just like at the end of "The Beverly Hillbillies", and Fran goes: Fran: Y'all come back now, here? :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol:

Maxwell Sheffield asks "Is a shikse like a tsatskes?"

Fran replies: "Yeah, only they're more expensive."

:lol:

After Niles walks into the house and sees the huge mess Fran made at that singles party.

Niles: Oooh, Someones going to have a hell of a mess to clean up. (pauses) Damn, thats me.

Mine are in my siggy :)

Originally posted by Original Prankster
After Niles walks into the house and sees the huge mess Fran made at that singles party.

Niles: Oooh, Someones going to have a hell of a mess to clean up. (pauses) Damn, thats me.
Hey hey hey thats mine!:lol: :D


Also, that whole cluck like a chicken bit.

Originally posted by •Shotz|NYC•

Hey hey hey thats mine!:lol: :D


Also, that whole cluck like a chicken bit.

CC: I'm yours! Tell me what to do...
Niles: (Thinks) (Whispers) Cluck like a chicken.
CC: What?
Niles: It turns me on....

I'm really, really bored right now, so I thought I'd bump this old thread back up and liven this board up a little, LOL. One of my fave quotes, of course is the one in my sig. Also, who can forget "cluck like a chicken" (Already mentioned by Original Prankster! ;) ) ? I also love Niles' line "Did CaCa do a no-no in the kitchen?" (From "Green Card") And this one:

(Fran is preparing the shake to help her and Max get pregnant)
C.C.:What is that, Nanny Fine? Slim Fast?
Fran:No, Swim fast!

Ok, sorry for rambling, it's just boredom, LOL.

um my fav is the chicken thing also the fight right before the kiss and on ship of fran something like this
Niles tries to get C.C. to help his luck at gambling.
Niles: Twenty minutes at the slots, my baby by my side?
C.C.: Oh hoho, this is going to cost you big.
Niles: I thought you were duty free on the high seas? Sorry, old habits my beauty. Name your price.
C.C.: 95 pounds.
Niles: British?
C.C.: No, Yiddish. Meet yor new roomate
i just like that ep. k im done now

I heard a couple more good ones tonight.

C.C.: Don't blame me. I wanted to do Twelve Angry Men.
Niles:Yes, but they didn't want to do you!

(Niles pours C.C. a drink)
C.C.:Plain tomato juice? Don't you have anything hard?
Niles:Not for you!

:lol: Niles can be so evil, and yet I love him!

Originally posted by Original Prankster
CC: I'm yours! Tell me what to do...
Niles: (Thinks) (Whispers) Cluck like a chicken.
CC: What?
Niles: It turns me on....

The other one's funny, too where they're talking on the phone.

Niles: Oh, you think I sound sexy, eh?
CC:That'll really turn you on?
I'm Popeye the sailor man, I'm Popeye the sailor man,
I'm strong to the finish cause I eats me spinach,
I'm Popeye the sailor man.
Niles: Toot Toot!

:lol:

I just saw "The Whine Cellar" again tonight and I heard this line that I absolutely love:

Yetta(Hearing that it's Sylvia's "50th" birthday):50?! She's got brassieres older than that! If she's 50, then I'm....What do you know? She's 50!

:lol: I love Yetta!!

I dunno there were sooooooooooo many it's impssible for me to pick!

Originally posted by Original Prankster
CC: I'm yours! Tell me what to do...
Niles: (Thinks) (Whispers) Cluck like a chicken.
CC: What?
Niles: It turns me on....


hhaha i love this one! what episode is it from!!

Originally posted by cclover
hhaha i love this one! what episode is it from!!

That's from "The Pen Pal"-- One of the all-time greatest episodes, IMO! I have no idea how Lauren and Daniel got through that scene without cracking up.

Since it's so dead around here, I thought I'd bring up this ever-popular fave quotes thread again LOL! Here's another one I love (aside from my sig of course!):

"The Car Show"
Fran: Did you know how he (Maxwell) felt about me?
Niles: Did I know? For four years, I've been hinting to him, I've been hinting to you, I've been hinting to him to hint to you. Why do you think I don't have time to make pate?!

hehehe, you gotta love Niles!

Hmm... another tough one!! There were so many...
I thought a REALLY funny one was in "The Honeymoon's Overboard" where Maxwell goes "Ow! Something bit me!" and Fran goes "Sorry..." I started cracking up!

"Not Without My Nanny"
Fran(On being told she must wear traditional garb while in Koorestan): Do you have anything that breathes a little? Because I know that it's a dry heat, but at 117 degrees, anyway you look at it, it's a schvitz.

Right! There were so many cool lines! Here's one by CC. I really like this one! I don't know why! lol

Fran arrives home. CC: "Oh, Nanny Fine, cute coat! How many Muppets had to die for that?"

I heard this one this morning during "Immaculate Concepcion," right after C.C. returned from "the place" hehe:

C.C.:After not being in my apartment for three months, I really had to air it out. It smelled like a cat had died in there! (Gasps)
Fran:You have a dog.
C.C.:Oh. (Gasps)
Fran:We're taking care of him, don't worry.

:lol: C.C.'s so funny!

I'm surprised nobody chose this one:

Silvia: I'm a hippoglycimic. That was hysterical. My sister, who at one time hated Fran Drescher, said she almost fell of the couch when she saw that part.