Jackie Gleason is Ralph Kramden in

"THE HONEYMOONERS 2."

With the stars Art Carney, Audrey Meadows, and Joyce Randolph.


1- "In Hot Water."- Ralph lands his foot in a pot of boiling water. His reaction is priceless, and seemingly neverending.

2- "The Affair."- Alice is convinced Ralph is having an affair with the new market owner, Sandra Krausden.

3- "The Baby."- Ralph wants to become a father.

4- "Monkey Business."- Norton buys a monkey.

5- "The Initial Approach."- After a lucky hit in the park, Ralph gets an automatic offer to hit for a pro-baseball team.

6- "Alot of Blubber."- Ralph needs to lose weight to become a pro-baseball player.

7- "Alice's New Group of Friends."- Alice gets a new group of friends due to her hubby's new status.

8- "Quitting."- Norton schemes without Ralph knowing to get Ralph out of his bus company job so he can focus solely on his new status.

9- "Farewell Mister Marshall."- Ralph decides to quit after finding out of Norton's scheming. He thinks hes got the past pal anyone could have thanks to Ed doing such a thing for Ralph.

10- "Hanging Up The Uniform For The Last Time."- Ralph officially quits the Gotham Bus Co.

11- "You're Out (1)."- Ralph's first day on the field is not promising to his career.

12- "You're Out (2)."- Ralph gets an incredible hit on his second playing night.

13- "You're Out (3)."- Ralph stinks it up again on the fields and decides that a few occasional good hits isnt what the team needs. He gracefully bows out.

14- "Good While It Lasted."- Ralph and Alice remanisce about Ralph's three nights on the field.

15- "Bottle of Red..."- Ralph drinks himself to happiness after losing out in baseball.

16- "Alot Like Love."- Ralph realizes how lucky he is to have Alice after a hangover.

17- "Pain."- Alice hurts for Ralph who suddenly cant stop drinking.

18- "Lucky Guy."- Ralph shapens up and comes to conclude he's lucky to have such a knockout wife, and friends.

19- "Back on His Feet."- Ralph looks for work.

20- "The Test (1)."- Alice discovers she's pregnant after a pregnancy test, then discovers it might be twins.

21- "The Test (2)."- After good news, sad news soon takes over--- Alice might have a miscarriage.

22- "The Test (3)."- Good news resurfaces--- Alice is not having a miscarriage. But she is having triplets.

23- "Trixie's Problem."- Trixie wants to know why she hasn't been pregnant yet.

24- "The Spoiled, Yet Unborn, Kid."- Ralph starts to spoil the baby before he or she is even born! Alice dont like it, but when Ralph finds out shes also been buying the kid stuff secretly, the last laugh is on Ralph.

25- "The Job."- Ralph fears he may never get a job, until oppurtunity knocks, but not on his door--- instead on Norton's.

26- "Interview."- Ralph's job interview goes wrong in just about every possible way.


CLIFFHANGER-

COMING SOON- SEASON 2.

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1- "The Used Toaster."- Alice is showered with appliances at her baby shower. Ralph can't get over the fact that her mother bought her a used toaster.

2- "The TV."- Ralph's life is taken over by ET's--- on TV.

3- "Alice Pulls Out The Stops."- Alice makes herself Ralph fully-accessible.

4- "Smile, You're On Baby Camera."- Ralph is stressed from Alice's false alarms, just after he landed a job with a law firm.

5- "Alice's Courtship of Lawyer's Daddy's Kid's Self."- Alice talks shocked Ralph out of shock upon telling him she's just bought a new car!

6- "The Answers."- Ralph cheats at cards and proceeds to dream what his kid will do in school!

7- "Ghost Whispers."- A friend claims she's been to heaven to Alice and God will reward her anything she wants.

8- "The Golden Pond."- Ralph recalls his meeting Alice at the park while she goes into labor.

9- "Getaway."- The Kramdens and son decide to get away from the rat race of New York City.

10- "Stocking Stuffer."- Ralph loses weight to impress his family for the holidays.

11- "Settling At The House."- Brick fixtures start to fall apart in the Kramden's recently purchased, uninsured home.

12- "Animal Farm II."- Ralph attempts to win a huge payoff from the OTB by stocking his Jersey yard full of the horsies.

13- "The Phone Call (1)."- Alice's baby is sick, just in time for Ralph's trial for the illegal horse storage.

14- "The Phone Call (2)."- Ralph, in jail, worries about his wife who won't answer Ralph's one phone call.

15- "The Connection."- Alice bails out Ralph and gets him to the hospital, pronto.

16- "Like A Kid Again."- Ed cheers up the baby out of his sickness.

17- "Slinger."- Ralph gets a slingshot in the eye from Ed, horsing around with Ralph.

18- "The Entertainment Of The Hour."- Ralph takes a night job entertaining lovely models.

19- "A Man and His Dog's Courage."- Ralph's puppy saves his life from a burning blaze.

20- "Miracles On Thirty Third Street."- Ralph thanks God for his dog in an emotional episode that ends with Alice comforting her loving husband.

21- "Back To The Bowling Alley."- Ketchup stains ruin Ralph's new bowling suit on his first day back to the alley to play with his friends and Ed.

22- "The Price of Water."- Ralph becomes chintzy with water and virtually everything else with Alice after seeing the latest bills.

end of season two


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SEASON THREE-

Starring Jackie Gleason
Art Carney
Audrey Meadows
and
Joyce Randolph

1- "Ralph Buys Alice A Mink."- Alice buys herself a mink after believing she's been waiting too long for one, and she gets a break when Ralph sees it after getting amnesia! She convinces him that HE bought it for HER for her birthday.

2- "The Ring."- An expensive ring is bought in the Kramdens' name.

3- "Mom Goes On A Honeymoon."- Alice's mother goes on a "honeymoon" with a boyfriend, angering Alice.

4- "Ralph and Ed Go Musical."- Ralph wants to open up a Broadway show, that the critics enjoy!

5- "The Boat Trip."- Ralph and Ed venture in buying a submarine to scale the New York waters with.

6- "So You Think You Wanna Go Bald (1)?"- Ralph goes suddenly bald, turning off Alice.

7- "So You Think You Wanna Go Bald (2)?"- Before Ralph gains back his hair lost by a "miracle" product, Alice learns an important love lesson--- no matter what the stakes, love has no limits.

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8- "Alice Gets Her Day."- Alice angers Ralph when she finally is able to show him that she can stand on her own two feet too when she applies for a job, gets it, and two weeks later, gets a raise!

9- "I'm Putting You Through Now."- Ed takes a part time job as a telephone switchboard operator when his union strikes.

10- "Raccoon of the Year Award."- Alice fixes up a phony meeting with Ralph's Raccoon Lodge's President just so he can make a fool of himself, thinking he has won the ultimate honor.

11- "Blind As A Bat."- A shy school-boy uses his romantic techniques on Alice and Trixie to see where he went wrong with his girl.

12- "Take Two Trips."- Alice and Trixie refuse to answer to their husband's babyish whims at the heart of winter.

13- "The Lunch."- Alice and Trixie are missing in action shopping when the boys want lunch upon returning home from work early.

14- "6640 Or Fight."- When Alice's pay drops at her part-time job's, she fights back.

15- "Revenge... Oh, Sweet Revenge."- Prankster Ralph goes too far on April Fools' Day when the girls go shopping and they find that they have no money to pay for the goods.

16- "Return to Nature."- The foursome decide to go on a golf weekend with less-than-PGA results.

17- "The Bowling Alley."- Ralph considers buying a bar of an old dying friend's and also considers putting an indoor bowling alley in his apartment building with all the money he's going to make with the venture!

18- "The Gunman."- A gun man holds up the pool hall and gives Ralph a hit in an area that is delicate.

19- "Feudin' Kramdens."- Alice forbids her mother to make cracks against injured Ralph.

20- "Funny Farm II."- Ralph inherits a millionaire's land due to mail mishap which is nothing but a shack.

21- "The Grand Scheme of Things."- Ralph and Ed take their passed failed inventions out to the streets near Grand Central Terminal.

22- "Love Is A Many Fat Thing."- Ralph attempts to fit into his wedding suit on his anniversary.

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23- "Alice and the Dress."- Ralph enjoys watching his wife in her new dress, but neither of them can figure out why.

24- "Inflation Hits Fort Kramden."- Ralph is astounded by the co-pay of 20 dollars that he has to pay in order to pick up a prescription.

25- "Kulture With A K."- The Kramdens try to act high society in order for Alice to be accepted into a prestigous club.

26- "Ed, the Swinger."- Ed takes on the ways of a teenager so he can relive part of his childhood.

27- "The Golfers."- Ed and Ralph go golfing together on one beautiful Spring day, only to be agitated by each other's playing ability (or disability in the case of Ed).

28- "The Storm."- A hurricane hits the Kramden's apartment building hard, coerceing Ralph to help out the landlord.

29- "Exile to Nature."- Ralph wants Alice to take a look at a country home he wants to retire to.

30- "I Pledge Allegiance to the Bus."- The Gotham Bus Company goes through severe changes, worrying Ralph so much that he offers to become the Mr. Marshall's servant!

31- "The Bartender."- Ralph Kramden meets an almost deadpan ringer for himself in Reggie Van Gleason III, a friend of Ralph's "master".

32- "Country Club Kramdens."- Alice scoffs at an invitation to join a country club, while Ralph is exstatic over the invite!

JACKIE GLEASON
IN
THE HONEYMOONERS

WITH THE STARS AUDREY MEADOWS, ART CARNEY, AND JOYCE RANDOLPH.

SEASON FOUR with DICK VAN DYKE and ALAN YOUNG and FLORENCE HENDERSON.

1- "The Klutz-o."- A clumsy overgrown schoolboy (Dick Van Dyke) pursues Alice and Trixie.
2- "Breaking Up Is Hard To Do."- Ralph and Ed think their wives are being pursued by a man their age, and want to teach him a lesson!

3- "New Neighbor."- A plot is exacted for the Kramdens by the new neighbors (Alan Young and Florence Henderson), but just what does the plot concern?; Ed sends for a "pre-assembled" airplane model that's anything but assembled after the post office is through with it!

More soon in THE HONEYMOONERS!

:lol: , "The Klutz-o." sounds very funny.

4- "The Talent Search."- A talent show sparks feuds between nearly every couple in Bensonhurst, including the Kramdens' and the Nortons'.

5- "Gloves Off."- Ralph attempts neighborliness and ends up having a fist fight with the new neighbor, Kyle (Young).

6- "Attempted Marriage."- Ralph recalls his playboy years after Alice abandons him.

7- "The Mail."- Mail mix-ups cause mistaken identity among the apartment tenants.

8- "Fogarty Flunks."- The schoolboy (Van Dyke) turns to Ed for school help.

9- "Clown."- Ed dresses like a clown for Halloween, frightening petrified Ralph.

10- "Standin' On The Corner."- Ralph wines and dines a prominent millionaire looking for help.

11- "Ed Gots The Blues."- After receiving a new guitar from his cousin for his birthday, Ed adapts a rather strange belief that his life has amounted to nothing.

12- "Old Pals, New Friends."- Ed thinks Ralph and himself should shake it up and get some new friends, fearing the relationship has become sappy.

13- "Runaway Groom."- A groom upstages his bride for a maid of honor at Ralph's lodge.

14- "Alter Ego (1)."- Ralph's new alter ego threatens his relationships after a movie producer discovers him.

15- "Alter Ego (2)."- Silences are yet to be broken after Ralph discovers he's been framed for a commercial about weight loss (based on a FLINTSTONES episode, "Fred Flintstone: Before and After".).

16- "Alice Revolts."- Housewife Alice refuses to be a prim and proper housewife anymore, and rebels, forcing Ralph to rough it without her.

17- "Instant Everything."- Alice's exit causes a dramatic turn for the worst for Ralph.

18- "Jealousy."- Trixie's plot to make Ralph jealous (by making Alice seem to be going with another man) backfires.

19- "Back to Normal."- Alice and Ralph come to an understanding; Ed breaks a 20-year-silence with his old school buddy, causing more jealousy: this time, between friends.

20- "Meet the Flintstones."- Ralph and quarry worker Fred Flintstone bump into each other on the streets.

21- "Annoyance in the Pipes."- A water pipe leak causes a streak of bad luck in the sleeping department with Ralph.

22- "King of the Castle."- Ralph's "King of the Castle" attitude prompts Alice to enter him into a World's Bossiest Husband contest.

23 and 24- "Remembering the Honeymooners."- The cast remembers the classic show in interview segments and famous clips.

25- "New Car."- A New car shop down the street has a tempting offer: a thousand dollar brand new Corvette, which on the spur of the moment, Ralph purchases.

26- "Vacation in Paradise."- Bellowing over her serf-like freedom, Ralph agrees to take Alice on a tropical vacation; The Nortons follow them.

End of fourth season.