MOTHER @#$@*#&!!!

UGH

Nite girl

loves it!

night B

amy the summaries i read of those chuck books were highly disturbing so i might have to pass on this author

emo kids read weird and disturbing books. the only good books that are showing up on these lists are perks and the catcher in the rye.

Mark 12:18-27: If a man dies childless, his widow is ordered by Biblical law to have intercourse with each of his brothers in turn until she bears her deceased husband a male heir.

Deuteronomy 25 11-12: If a man gets into a fight with another man and his wife seeks to rescue her husband by grabbing the enemy's genitals, her hand shall be cut off and no pity shall be shown her
whatever you say... :grr:

http://www.answers.com/topic/mother****er?method=8

:rofl: haaa ha i'm having so much fun makin it sAY BAD WORDSSSESESES (IF EWE CLICK ON THE SPEAKER HE PRONOUNCES IT<O)))))))))))))))

you people is a bunch of :racists:

amy the summaries i read of those chuck books were highly disturbing so i might have to pass on this author
You suck.

KTTTTTTTT We're going to Ed Debevics today. Hopefully to amuse my grandpa. Chances are it will be completely not funny like it was when we took you.

holy crap look at the way it says our titles now underneath the custom title

:rofl: crystal did you edit the title again since last night? love the makeshift "sticky"

WTF? New thread already? :crazy:

you is a racist

I wake up to a new thread, lovely. :)

So I totally got stood up yesterday. But I really don't care because I had never met the guy. :lol:

you isn't a racist

**** LIMITED SMILIESSSSSSS

Why are there no normal people on IDF?

http://idolforums.com/index.php?showtopic=358361&st=0

Seriously, get a life. All of you.

OMG THIS GIRL SAT FRONT ROW CENTER AND CONSTANTINE SANG TO HER HOLY ****.

The Beach Boys are coming to The Rialto in Joliet.

The Beach Boys are coming to The Rialto in Joliet.
We just got 10th row. :D

does anyone know if it's possible to get a song/video on your myspace without getting the code from a site?!?!11111

:D http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/7299/conshirt6hd.png

I have like 9 hours of ANTM to watch.

:racist:

I have like 9 hours of ANTM to watch.
I wonder who wins.

I really dont like these member title things.

There were two white trash drunk girls on the train hitting on these white trash guys that they didnt know so they could get the guys' beer that they had. Then one of the guys started smoking.

wooooooow they're a moderator now?

i feel like jumping off a bridge now. who knew HP could do that to you?

jeff knows why these little titles are under our names now. the powerful at SO wish to flaunt their power AND have a nifty custom title like everyone else. mhm. this is honestly just another sign that voldemort is back.

jeff knows why these little titles are under our names now. the powerful at SO wish to flaunt their power AND have a nifty custom title like everyone else. mhm. this is honestly just another sign that voldemort is back.
Someones jealous of my title! :snob:


:kiss:

What does one wear to a car wash?

jeff knows why these little titles are under our names now. the powerful at SO wish to flaunt their power AND have a nifty custom title like everyone else. mhm. this is honestly just another sign that voldemort is back.
Well I could've told you that. Whatever. I could be mod of the SM board if I wanted.

I have like 9 hours of ANTM to watch.
I like how they didn't even start from the beginning. Whores.

Where the eff is everyone?

What does one wear to a car wash?
it depends on if you're the one who stands by the road with the car wash sign or not.

I AM IN LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE.

What does one wear to a car wash?
Old cool clothes.

CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAY *licks*

:D http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/7299/conshirt6hd.png

Aw, it's your old av! :D

Someones jealous of my title! :snob:


:kiss:

Karen's jealous too cuz your title's in PURPLE!! :snob:

My name is gonna be Kaitlyn Elizabeth Miller. Mrs. Geoffrey Miller. I seriously LOVE him. And I think he likes me. FINALLY.

My name is gonna be Kaitlyn Elizabeth Miller. Mrs. Geoffrey Miller. I seriously LOVE him. And I think he likes me. FINALLY.
That's so cute. :D I'm starting to despise boys now though. pissed:

My name is gonna be Kaitlyn Elizabeth Miller. Mrs. Geoffrey Miller. I seriously LOVE him. And I think he likes me. FINALLY.

Aww. :D

I was called a bitch on at least two occasions at work today. I love my job. :)

I was called a bitch on at least two occasions at work today. I love my job. :)
I spilled an Icee all over some customer's leather jacket last week. :D

I spilled an Icee all over some customer's leather jacket last week. :D

:lol: My job requires me to be bitchy which I love since I normally hate being mean to people.

That's so cute. :D I'm starting to despise boys now though. pissed:
Awwww *hug* Yeah, do you qualify play fighting with someone for at least 2 hours, and then shoving and leaning on liking someone? You know, how when you like someone, you hit them.

Awwww *hug* Yeah, do you qualify play fighting with someone for at least 2 hours, and then shoving and leaning on liking someone? You know, how when you like someone, you hit them.

From the way you describe it, I consider that liking someone.

:lol: My job requires me to be bitchy which I love since I normally hate being mean to people.

Aw. I hate being mean to people too. I think my job requires me to be mean too, but I've got a bunch of security guards to help me if anything ever gets out of hand. I hate confrontation. :lol:

From the way you describe it, I consider that liking someone.
Everytime he sees me, he pushes me. And ... yeah, read about it in my journal when I'm done.

Awwww *hug* Yeah, do you qualify play fighting with someone for at least 2 hours, and then shoving and leaning on liking someone? You know, how when you like someone, you hit them.

Oh yeah. It's called flirting. :grineyes:

I'm gonna go print out some pictures. Talk to y'all later. :wave:

Karen's jealous too cuz your title's in PURPLE!! :snob:
:D

Oh yeah. It's called flirting. :grineyes:
HGJSOHSJHOSF. He does that with a lot of people though.

Aw. I hate being mean to people too. I think my job requires me to be mean too, but I've got a bunch of security guards to help me if anything ever gets out of hand. I hate confrontation. :lol:

What kind of job do you have? I have security guards to help me out too even though I feel like I am more in control than they are.

Everytime he sees me, he pushes me. And ... yeah, read about it in my journal when I'm done.

Will do. :)

I'm having serious coping issues with what happened in Harry Potter.

I'm having serious coping issues with what happened in Harry Potter.

Ahh, I need to finish book 6 soon but I never have time to read.

Ahh, I need to finish book 6 soon but I never have time to read.
ugh i just hate what's happened. I won't say anything more but the whole series has just became very, very dark. you'll understand when you finish, but it's like wtf I have to think about this for the next two or three years?

sure could use a vacation from this bull **** three-ring circus sideshow of freaks here in this hopeless ****ing hole we call LA.

aww tool's song "aenima" makes me nostalgic.

TemptngMurderess: you're a guy
TemptngMurderess: does that sound like he likes me?
TruthisthatAAOT: i would be shocked if he didnt lol

*dies*

:grr: geez what the hell happened in happy potter?

:rotflmao:

grrrrr6565: just do what you feel is good
TemptngMurderess: oh god
TemptngMurderess: dont tell me that
TemptngMurderess: i'll do something stuf
TemptngMurderess: *stupid
TemptngMurderess: O_O
TemptngMurderess: STUF???
grrrrr6565: LMAO!!!
grrrrr6565: ANHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
grrrrr6565: :p
grrrrr6565: your right
TemptngMurderess: anahaha?
TemptngMurderess: :p
grrrrr6565: i
grrrrr6565: hate
grrrrr6565: you

Aw, it's your old av! :D
It's now my concert shirt. :D

I have to resize my columbia shirt. gah.

Harry OD's on acid!

WTF I messed up my avatar. Now its gonna piss me off.

Harry OD's on acid!
*quotes Sarah*

I should write a book, then all yinz can cultivate over that.

Ima call it "Is Plastic Ok, Bitch?: My Life Behind The Register"

And of course itll have 5 following series:

Credit Or Debit?
Do You Need Help Out?
To All The Associates Ive Loved Before
Have A Good Day! [You Stupid Whore]
The Sign Says 10 Items Or Less, Not 30

Ill get to make movies too, starring yours truly. Ill have to rate it R for the strong sexual content.

Ima call it "Is Plastic Ok, Bitch?: My Life Behind The Register"
:lol: Best book title EVER.

:grr: geez what the hell happened in happy potter?
in short, nothing more than the those 3 magic words that leaked before the book came out. but when you have an emotional attachment it's a lot different.

lolol we have this baby doll that sits in the back at work and yesterday someone put its head under the blade of the big paper cutter. so sadistic yet funny.

Ima call it "Is Plastic Ok, Bitch?: My Life Behind The Register"

I'd so buy that book. And would want an autographed copy.

in short, nothing more than the those 3 magic words that leaked before the book came out. but when you have an emotional attachment it's a lot different.
I love you?

:lol: Best book title EVER.
:D As you can see, I have thought about this before.

I love you?
no

_____ ____ _____________

crystal i thought you were leaving?

I'd so buy that book. And would want an autographed copy.
Thatll cost extra, but *signs*

crystal i thought you were leaving?
Tryin to get rid of me?!

no

_____ ____ _____________
All I see is lines. This aint WOF!

Im going to the movies for the first time in almost 2 years. Waaaahoo.

Jeff could write a book too. "What Part of SSSHHH!! Dont You Understand?" with the follow up "Overdue!: The Silent Tales Hidden Behind Shelves"

Sluts come back.

I look so hot right now. I should take pics.

mwaha im joining a bunch of HP communities.

Jeff could write a book too. "What Part of SSSHHH!! Dont You Understand?" with the follow up "Overdue!: The Silent Tales Hidden Behind Shelves"
aww don't forget the other ones:

"Stop looking at porn on the library computers!"
"Get off your damn cell phone, I'm trying to READ"

I'm going to re-read Harry Potter books 1-4 now.

Everyone says he likes me. Jeff, read my journal and tell me your concensus.

Everyone says he likes me. Jeff, read my journal and tell me your concensus.
he probably does. either that or he's way too touchy feely.

does the phrase "Merlin's Beard" mean the same thing as "Holy ****!"

he probably does. either that or he's way too touchy feely.
Well, he does like to beat up Jacki with pillows, but that was just pillows, and he was like... across the room throwing **** at her. And she said she had a huge throat and he said he liked her more and more everytime she came over.

But I mentioned that to Genna...

Me - He was flirting with Jacki.
Genna - *snorts* Not like THAT, he wasn't.

does the phrase "Merlin's Beard" mean the same thing as "Holy ****!"
Prolly.

mwaha im joining a bunch of HP communities.
Good thing Im leaving for the weekend!

aww don't forget the other ones:

"Stop looking at porn on the library computers!"
"Get off your damn cell phone, I'm trying to READ"
It aint porn! Its ART!

Bye sluts.

I hope he likes you KT! :D And if he does, I hope he has the balls to let you know.

Wheeeee my JBT CD is done.

I hope he likes you KT! :D And if he does, I hope he has the balls to let you know.
I'm gonna tell him eventually.

I'd so buy that book. And would want an autographed copy.

I HAVE HER AUTOGRAPH :biglove: She gave it to me in '03!

mwahahah new avatar

mwahahah new avatar
:lol: Hey, YOU. You never answered my question. Go back to the last page and look.

:lol: Hey, YOU. You never answered my question. Go back to the last page and look.
Okay, it wasn't a question. It was just... comment on what you think about that.

Well, he does like to beat up Jacki with pillows, but that was just pillows, and he was like... across the room throwing **** at her. And she said she had a huge throat and he said he liked her more and more everytime she came over.

But I mentioned that to Genna...

Me - He was flirting with Jacki.
Genna - *snorts* Not like THAT, he wasn't.
weeeeell i think he might. it's possible.

weeeeell i think he might. it's possible.
Bah. Damn Jacki.

What kind of job do you have? I have security guards to help me out too even though I feel like I am more in control than they are.

I work at the concession stands in a movie theater. So basically, ringing up purchases, serving popcorn, cooking food, restocking, etc. The people that piss me off most are: a) the ones in a hurry. Like that's my fault. :rolleyes: b) the ones who use Icee cups for soda, or vice-versa. Problematic cuz the cups are inventory. c) just the ones who are plain *******s. :angryfire I could go on forever about some crap-ass customers, actually.

It's now my concert shirt. :D

:woohoo:

I don't make shirts though. I shall go to the AI concert as myself. :)

And of course itll have 5 following series:

Credit Or Debit?
Do You Need Help Out?
To All The Associates Ive Loved Before
Have A Good Day! [You Stupid Whore]
The Sign Says 10 Items Or Less, Not 30

:rofl: I'm loving the other title too!

I HAVE HER AUTOGRAPH :biglove: She gave it to me in '03!

She soooo used the Paint program for that! :lol:

Damnit. I REALLY want the screen name RevolutionaryRomance but it's way too long.

Thatll cost extra, but *signs*

Why thank you. I feel special now. :D

I work at the concession stands in a movie theater. So basically, ringing up purchases, serving popcorn, cooking food, restocking, etc. The people that piss me off most are: a) the ones in a hurry. Like that's my fault. :rolleyes: b) the ones who use Icee cups for soda, or vice-versa. Problematic cuz the cups are inventory. c) just the ones who are plain *******s. :angryfire I could go on forever about some crap-ass customers, actually.

I hear ya. I deal with ******* customers all the time. No, you can't bring any food or water into the ampitheater, there is no re-entry I don't care what your excuse is, and you sit where your ticket tells you to. It seems like simple rules to follow but everyone has a story like they want you to feel bad for them. But if people didn't bitch my job would be boring so I really don't mind it.

RAWRRAWRRAWR my mom made me turn my song off.

*sings* Another you and me, another revolutionary heavenly romance, waiting for the last waltz...

Yeah car washes aren't fun but you make lots of money. We made over $500.

*sigh* I'm upset for some reason.

WOW THIS SONG IS 8 THOUSAND TIMES BETTER OFF MY IPOD.

I'm glad my mom made me turn it off.

I like how on the "smoke/drink" part of Mikalah's myspace, she put "no/ N/A"

I like how on the "smoke/drink" part of Mikalah's myspace, she put "no/ N/A"
N/A is such an obvious answer for YES.

N/A is such an obvious answer for YES.
:lol: I know. It made me laugh.

HE COMMENTED BACK. GENNA TOLD ME HE NEVER COMMENTS BACK.

:lol: I know. It made me laugh.
omgaw mik has a myspace?

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?p=2643141

i'm so proud of webwarrior. :mrtarver: he is starting to see the light.

New screenname - RevolutnryRomnce.

TemptngMurderess: yay did you see who commented on my myspace
YourGlassesILove: aww no i didnt
YourGlassesILove: you do know that the words are revlountiary heavenly romance right?
TemptngMurderess: yes
YourGlassesILove: ok
TemptngMurderess: but i didnt like the heavenly part :p
YourGlassesILove: lol
YourGlassesILove: aww how cute
TemptngMurderess: i freaked out cos you said he doesn't reply to comments
YourGlassesILove: yuppers

*squee*

I like how on the "smoke/drink" part of Mikalah's myspace, she put "no/ N/A"

Mikalah Gordon's MySpace? I wannnnnnaaa seeeeeeee.

Mikalah Gordon's MySpace? I wannnnnnaaa seeeeeeee.
http://www.myspace.com/mikalahz

OMG YOU GUYS....MYSPACE HAS THE POWER TO CREATE MIRACLES!!!!

The guy I like at work told me that he was quitting, so I left him a comment on his MySpace saying "Why...are...you...leaving...meeeeeee?!" :lol: I know I sound psycho and pathetic, but I meant it in a cute way. So today, he stopped by to visit me at register and he told me, "I got your comment. Don't worry, I'm not leaving you--I'll be working here weekends." OMG, I think I almost died. :faint:

http://www.myspace.com/mikalahz

I have my suspicions.

Crazy rock show people. I saw so many people getting kicked out today and one of them even punched Neil, the head security guy, in the face.

iiiiiiiiii want to be in chicago this thursday.

AWWWWW THIS SONG IS SO HP (spoiler beware)

I wish you wisdom
I wish you years
I wish you armies to conquer all your fears
I wish you courage
For all that life demands
I wish I could be there, but I can't

^^ from Dumbledore to Harry... *bawls* :( :(

MY AMAZING STORY.

TemptngMurderess: the first night i went to genna's, we went to showboat
TemptngMurderess: and there's this girl, audrey
TemptngMurderess: and genna said something about her, like how her body's not perfect but it's perfect in all the right places or something like that
TemptngMurderess: so that night we went to genna's
TemptngMurderess: and i met geoff
TemptngMurderess: and then we hung out the next day
TemptngMurderess: and then i left
TemptngMurderess: and apparently after i left, genna was telling them what she said about audrey
TemptngMurderess: and geoff said "your friend who just left has a body like that"

THIS TOOK FOREVER. i copied it from my shirt.

THIS TOOK FOREVER. i copied it from my shirt.
That reminds me of Allison...her screen name. :lol:

That reminds me of Allison...her screen name. :lol:
:lol: she has that shirt too.

iiiiiiiiii want to be in chicago this thursday.
Porque?

:lol: she has that shirt too.
WHOS EXCITED FOR TOMORROW?!?

AMY IS.

Ugh it's so frustrating seeing these 40 year old women talk about the AI concert like they have any ****ing clue what they're talking about.

Porque?
marc

My mini vacation starts tomorrow! :D

http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/33220765/3596848

:rofl:

My mini vacation starts tomorrow! :D
behave yourself in indiana!

hermione looks like katelyn tarver

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/astreetelf/HarryPotter001.jpg

behave yourself in indiana!

I'll do my best! :lol:

LALALALA I'm so happy.

http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/32679140/1429394

heyyy can someone tell me how to give credit when using someone's icons?

heyyy can someone tell me how to give credit when using someone's icons?

When you upload them, there should be a box that says keywords, put the person's username in there.

http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/32679140/1429394
There's a Lucius one like that. I should use it.

Actually, there are ones for every character...

I don't know if I'm going to audition for AI anymore.

Hey, Sarah, this is Geoff's music.

Music : lamb of god, inflames, strapping young lad, dark tranquility, dream theater, opeth, shadows fall, jagpanzer, deftones, excoriation, the red chord, 80's hairbands, metallica, megadeth, amonamarth, into eternity, rush, avenged sevenfold, mastodon, nevermore, the rasmus(thats right genna i admit it), journey (stupid genna), korn, mudvayne, system of a down, necreation, the haunted,...etc

marc
Oh yeah. You should come.

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE USE WORDS/PHRASES THE WRONG WAY.

they can sleep on the bus if they have to (grant it, it's not very comfotable

GRANTED. ITS GRANTED.

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE USE WORDS/PHRASES THE WRONG WAY.

they can sleep on the bus if they have to (grant it, it's not very comfotable

GRANTED. ITS GRANTED.
lol they could have said "granite"

somebody already took the screenname dumbledores man. bitches.

somebody already took the screenname dumbledores man. bitches.
I made a new s/n but I probably wont use it.

I'm going to marry Andrew McMahon.

oh wow I wish i could get the seal of approval from ____ about my favorite songs.. oh wait they don't know anything about music.

I'm going to marry Andrew McMahon.
hoo?

just trying this out

Ugh why couldn't constantine be in a band with a short name? these cds are taking me forever.

hoo?
The lead singer of Something Corporate and Jack's Mannequin. Click the link in my siggy.

I have 15 left to burn.

That reminds me of Allison...her screen name. :lol:

:biglove:

:lol: she has that shirt too.

Yep, it's right there in the middle. :D

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?attachmentid=95600

just trying this out
*gasp* STRIKEOUT TEXT?!?!?!?!

*gasp* STRIKEOUT TEXT?!?!?!?!
Yup. I suggested it a few days ago. (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=147392) :grr:

Oh wtf is my computer not going to let me listen to music on myspace anymore? WHORE.

Oh wtf is my computer not going to let me listen to music on myspace anymore? WHORE.
Oooh purevolume works though.

"If you take the W in answer... the H in Ghost... the second A in aardvark, and then T in listen you could keep saying What over and over again but no one would hear you cause the whole word would be silent... "

*sings* So you don't wanna hear about my good day.

Oooh I like Jeff's sig. *finds the Hufflepuff part of the song*

Oooh I like Jeff's sig. *finds the Hufflepuff part of the song*
I have sorcerer's stone right in front of me!

You might belong in Hufflepuff
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil

I like how the quick reply thing doesnt work anymore.

Constantine is in IL now. *sigh*

I like how the quick reply thing doesnt work anymore.
It works for me...

Amy, is Forever Gone, Forever You Bring me to Life in it's early stage?

Amy, is Forever Gone, Forever You Bring me to Life in it's early stage?
I have no idea.

It works for me...
Ugh for some reason it's only working for me when it wants to.

I have no idea.
Hmmmm. Cos "Now that I know what I'm without" and "Walking away, I see the pain" sound exactly the same.

I'm so nice. Lookit what I just typed out.

tradingm o o ses (2:52:23 PM): Choose either novel. Please develop the following 4 categories for each of the 3 sections (both books are divided into 3 sections) for one of the books:
tradingm o o ses (2:53:14 PM): Discussion of character motivation:: choose 2 characters and discuss what influences the characters to do what they do. this is not a character summary; it is an analysis of why characters make the choices they do
tradingm o o ses (2:53:47 PM): Significance of setting:: Don't just tell me what the setting is. Describe it and tell me about its IMPORTANCE to the novel for that particular section
tradingm o o ses (2:54:44 PM): Analysis of Writer's Style (specifically tone and diction):: analyze and discuss the tone in various parts of the section using appropriate vocabulary and discuss the diction choices made my the autho and its EFFECT on the novel
tradingm o o ses (2:56:33 PM): Questions to Consider:: 3-5 questions without specific, definitive answers, but questions whose answers you attempt to explore. Pose each question and follow with a possible response. (ex. Why would Paul D. jeopardize his situation with Sethe for such a fleeting gratification? Perhaps he... and go on to explore a possible answer)
tradingm o o ses (2:58:22 PM): Directions: Please follow the guidelines listed below for your entries
tradingm o o ses (2:59:23 PM): Make specific references to the text; quotations are helpful but not necessary. Please use page numbers if you use quotations. Lengthy quotes means you have nothing to say.
tradingm o o ses (3:00:01 PM): Label each chapter clearly. Use headings for each of the 4 categories and label the section of the book (1, 2, or 3) you're analyzing at the top of the page
tradingm o o ses (3:00:23 PM): Type all entries for each chapter using a 12 point double spaced times new roman font.
tradingm o o ses (3:01:15 PM): You should be completing 2-3 pages (3 is the maximum) for each section of the novel on which you choose to do this journal. This means no more than 9 pages for the book.
tradingm o o ses (3:01:32 PM): Use complete sentences and/or fully developed paragraphs. No fragments.
Real5hittycereal (3:01:49 PM): he put a limit on how long it is?
tradingm o o ses (3:01:57 PM): yah i guess
tradingm o o ses (3:02:03 PM): not like anyone is going to do that much
Real5hittycereal (3:02:21 PM): ill take a blunt object to the head right now
tradingm o o ses (3:02:26 PM): Maintain third-person narration (a reader may be surprised to find...) except when describing your own reaction sto the questions to consider. Do NOT use second person.
tradingm o o ses (3:02:30 PM): yeah tell me about it
tradingm o o ses (3:02:37 PM): Spell and punctuate accurately.
Real5hittycereal (3:02:40 PM): the only rthing i suck with is the whole literary terms whyere we find that **** in the book and what it does for the book
tradingm o o ses (3:02:53 PM): yeahhhh im going to pretty much suck at all of this
tradingm o o ses (3:03:02 PM): okay on to the second one
Real5hittycereal (3:03:09 PM): and its heart of darkness and beloved?
tradingm o o ses (3:03:13 PM): yeah
tradingm o o ses (3:03:20 PM): beloved is actually pretty good
Real5hittycereal (3:03:31 PM): im going to barnes and noble tomorow
Real5hittycereal (3:03:42 PM): i'd go today, but in 56 minutes i work until midnight
tradingm o o ses (3:03:51 PM): ew that sucks
tradingm o o ses (3:03:57 PM): i couldnt find beloved at barnes and noble
Real5hittycereal (3:03:58 PM): god i hate that place
tradingm o o ses (3:04:01 PM): i had to order it online
Real5hittycereal (3:04:01 PM): ahh sheeit
Real5hittycereal (3:04:05 PM): fudck
tradingm o o ses (3:04:24 PM): the second journal descrived below can only be completed after reading both novels. The 2nd novel you discuss will be done for the most part in a compare/contrast style. The directions are as follows:
tradingm o o ses (3:05:54 PM): Directions: Give each o fthese 5 sections below a heading and then type using 12 point/double spaced/times new roman font, about 1 full page on each topic. Please do not exceed 1 page (5 total); however, do not being halfway down a page, shrink margins, use giant titles, or employ ridiculous means to make your work look like a full page either.
tradingm o o ses (3:06:07 PM): You must include sections on the following:
tradingm o o ses (3:06:36 PM): Race:: How do Conrad and Morrison differ in their portrayal of blacks and whites in each text? You must provide specific examples.
tradingm o o ses (3:06:57 PM): Use of the narrator: How does the choice of narrative techniques change the interpretation of the two books?
tradingm o o ses (3:07:28 PM): Gender importance: Does having a male author vs a female author in the portrayal of men and women in each text change the interpretations?
tradingm o o ses (3:09:10 PM): Historical Impact:: Discuss each text and its usefulness, if at all, in understanding the history of the time (Civil War/Post Civil War South, and Imperialism by Europe in Africa around the turn of the century). Should the work stand on its own without relation to its historical context or does it serve an historical function?
tradingm o o ses (3:10:47 PM): Paradox:: If a paradox can be defined as two contradictory ieas that the author uses together to makea point, describe a meaningful paradox existing in each text AND its significance to each work as a whole (1/2 page for each). In your own writing on these two books, you would go on to explain why Morrison and Conrad use these paradoxes and how effectively.
tradingm o o ses (3:10:52 PM): the end.

I'm so nice. Lookit what I just typed out.

tradingm o o ses (2:52:23 PM): Choose either novel. Please develop the following 4 categories for each of the 3 sections (both books are divided into 3 sections) for one of the books:
tradingm o o ses (2:53:14 PM): Discussion of character motivation:: choose 2 characters and discuss what influences the characters to do what they do. this is not a character summary; it is an analysis of why characters make the choices they do
tradingm o o ses (2:53:47 PM): Significance of setting:: Don't just tell me what the setting is. Describe it and tell me about its IMPORTANCE to the novel for that particular section
tradingm o o ses (2:54:44 PM): Analysis of Writer's Style (specifically tone and diction):: analyze and discuss the tone in various parts of the section using appropriate vocabulary and discuss the diction choices made my the autho and its EFFECT on the novel
tradingm o o ses (2:56:33 PM): Questions to Consider:: 3-5 questions without specific, definitive answers, but questions whose answers you attempt to explore. Pose each question and follow with a possible response. (ex. Why would Paul D. jeopardize his situation with Sethe for such a fleeting gratification? Perhaps he... and go on to explore a possible answer)
tradingm o o ses (2:58:22 PM): Directions: Please follow the guidelines listed below for your entries
tradingm o o ses (2:59:23 PM): Make specific references to the text; quotations are helpful but not necessary. Please use page numbers if you use quotations. Lengthy quotes means you have nothing to say.
tradingm o o ses (3:00:01 PM): Label each chapter clearly. Use headings for each of the 4 categories and label the section of the book (1, 2, or 3) you're analyzing at the top of the page
tradingm o o ses (3:00:23 PM): Type all entries for each chapter using a 12 point double spaced times new roman font.
tradingm o o ses (3:01:15 PM): You should be completing 2-3 pages (3 is the maximum) for each section of the novel on which you choose to do this journal. This means no more than 9 pages for the book.
tradingm o o ses (3:01:32 PM): Use complete sentences and/or fully developed paragraphs. No fragments.
Real5hittycereal (3:01:49 PM): he put a limit on how long it is?
tradingm o o ses (3:01:57 PM): yah i guess
tradingm o o ses (3:02:03 PM): not like anyone is going to do that much
Real5hittycereal (3:02:21 PM): ill take a blunt object to the head right now
tradingm o o ses (3:02:26 PM): Maintain third-person narration (a reader may be surprised to find...) except when describing your own reaction sto the questions to consider. Do NOT use second person.
tradingm o o ses (3:02:30 PM): yeah tell me about it
tradingm o o ses (3:02:37 PM): Spell and punctuate accurately.
Real5hittycereal (3:02:40 PM): the only rthing i suck with is the whole literary terms whyere we find that **** in the book and what it does for the book
tradingm o o ses (3:02:53 PM): yeahhhh im going to pretty much suck at all of this
tradingm o o ses (3:03:02 PM): okay on to the second one
Real5hittycereal (3:03:09 PM): and its heart of darkness and beloved?
tradingm o o ses (3:03:13 PM): yeah
tradingm o o ses (3:03:20 PM): beloved is actually pretty good
Real5hittycereal (3:03:31 PM): im going to barnes and noble tomorow
Real5hittycereal (3:03:42 PM): i'd go today, but in 56 minutes i work until midnight
tradingm o o ses (3:03:51 PM): ew that sucks
tradingm o o ses (3:03:57 PM): i couldnt find beloved at barnes and noble
Real5hittycereal (3:03:58 PM): god i hate that place
tradingm o o ses (3:04:01 PM): i had to order it online
Real5hittycereal (3:04:01 PM): ahh sheeit
Real5hittycereal (3:04:05 PM): fudck
tradingm o o ses (3:04:24 PM): the second journal descrived below can only be completed after reading both novels. The 2nd novel you discuss will be done for the most part in a compare/contrast style. The directions are as follows:
tradingm o o ses (3:05:54 PM): Directions: Give each o fthese 5 sections below a heading and then type using 12 point/double spaced/times new roman font, about 1 full page on each topic. Please do not exceed 1 page (5 total); however, do not being halfway down a page, shrink margins, use giant titles, or employ ridiculous means to make your work look like a full page either.
tradingm o o ses (3:06:07 PM): You must include sections on the following:
tradingm o o ses (3:06:36 PM): Race:: How do Conrad and Morrison differ in their portrayal of blacks and whites in each text? You must provide specific examples.
tradingm o o ses (3:06:57 PM): Use of the narrator: How does the choice of narrative techniques change the interpretation of the two books?
tradingm o o ses (3:07:28 PM): Gender importance: Does having a male author vs a female author in the portrayal of men and women in each text change the interpretations?
tradingm o o ses (3:09:10 PM): Historical Impact:: Discuss each text and its usefulness, if at all, in understanding the history of the time (Civil War/Post Civil War South, and Imperialism by Europe in Africa around the turn of the century). Should the work stand on its own without relation to its historical context or does it serve an historical function?
tradingm o o ses (3:10:47 PM): Paradox:: If a paradox can be defined as two contradictory ieas that the author uses together to makea point, describe a meaningful paradox existing in each text AND its significance to each work as a whole (1/2 page for each). In your own writing on these two books, you would go on to explain why Morrison and Conrad use these paradoxes and how effectively.
tradingm o o ses (3:10:52 PM): the end.
Conrad describes the black people as SHAPES! I remember.

Wow, my heart almost just fell out.

:lol: I made my shirt. When I was ironing it, I realised why it was only $2 and why the sign said "slightly irregular." Look at the sleeves. :lol:

Conrad describes the black people as SHAPES! I remember.
Yeah I'm only on page 4.

:lol: I made my shirt. When I was ironing it, I realised why it was only $2 and why the sign said "slightly irregular." Look at the sleeves. :lol:
:lol: Love it. I thought you were putting your avatar pic on your shirt.

:lol: Love it. I thought you were putting your avatar pic on your shirt.
Nope. I used my super cool Star Wars fonts and my one of my favorite pictures.

Scott did not say anything to anyone, didn’t thank them, didn’t ask for names, etc. – not rude, but just a big blob.
:lol:

OMG.
At one point he came down off the stage and up to the barrier and sang to a teenage girl in the front row who was probably about four seats away from me.
I just got all tingly.

I wonder when Genna's coming.

I'm so excited for RENT to come out.

I'm so excited for RENT to come out.
ME TOO OMFG.

I wonder when Genna's coming.
Haha she just called and said 6.

ME TOO OMFG.
I forgot about it for a while and then saw a preview at the movie theater the other day and got really excited.

My shirt's all wet now cos my dad was peeling potatoes and then he hugged me and touched my back with his wet hands RAWRRAWRRAWR.

:rotflmao: My aunt and my grandma just sat at the Joliet airport for like 3 hours waiting for Wayne Newton to fly in and he ended up going to a different airport.

OMG I swear I hear Constantine in this version of the song.

:rotflmao: My aunt and my grandma just sat at the Joliet airport for like 3 hours waiting for Wayne Newton to fly in and he ended up going to a different airport.
:lol: OMG THAT SUCKS.

IM ON FIRE AND NOW I THINK IM READY TO BUST A MOVE CHECK IT OUT IM ROCKING STEADY TO THE BEAT IN MY HEAD IT GOES OH OH OH OH I KNOW THAT SHES THE ONLY ONE.

Betty wont stop listening to modern rock she hate to be alonneeee.

IM ON FIRE AND NOW I THINK IM READY TO BUST A MOVE CHECK IT OUT IM ROCKING STEADY TO THE BEAT IN MY HEAD IT GOES OH OH OH OH I KNOW THAT SHES THE ONLY ONE.
They're the spotlight artist or some crap on MTV one night next week.

Betty I need you. I miss you. I'm so alone without you to call up on the weekends with my cellular phone.

I win.

AllIWantIsYourClutch 1225
vienna waits 1128
-*Forever*- 742
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ 455
Chocolate Carebears 402
~LadyJess~ 305
PZelda 275
safety pin 158
*Pleasant Tomorrow* 90
TIM087 73

Let's get ****ed up and die. I'm speaking figuratively of course...

I'm feeling so musical today.

I heard the first drive-in Dairy Queen restaurant opened in Joliet, IL in 1940. [/random trivia] :grr:

I finished my PFTSOB cds finally. I should reward myself by finally burning those 3 cds I downloaded the other day.

I heard the first drive-in Dairy Queen restaurant opened in Joliet, IL in 1940. [/random trivia] :grr:
Woah I didn't know that. We do have the first community college in the US and they invented the game Uno here.

omg i cant stop listening to this song.

I am so sick of My Chemical Romance.

omg i cant stop listening to this song.
I'm on the phone with Caitlin and she just said she has this song on repeat.

:lol: Love it. I thought you were putting your avatar pic on your shirt.

Connie's head and Carrie's boobs? :lol:

OMG SEACREST IS GOING TO BE IN CHICAGO ON SATURDAY I WANT TO GO.

At one point he came down off the stage and up to the barrier and sang to a teenage girl in the front row who was probably about four seats away from me.
I just got all tingly.

Scott did that?

Woah I didn't know that. We do have the first community college in the US and they invented the game Uno here.
Yup, it was in a magazine I was reading yesterday. :lol: I found a snippet of it online...

DAIRY QUEEN
The first Dairy Queen opened in 1940 in Joliet, Illinois. By 1960 there were 3,000 Dairy Queens in 12 countries. Hamburgers and hot dogs were added to the menu at some outlets beginning in 1957, in Georgia.

It doesn't mention that the first DQ's were also drive-ins.

I'm so excited for RENT to come out.

OMFG THEY FILMED THAT IN SF. :biglove:

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PainSeeker04 (16), painseeker2004 (16)

I don't like how people register under the same username. :rolleyes:

I win.

AllIWantIsYourClutch 1225
vienna waits 1128
-*Forever*- 742
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ 455
Chocolate Carebears 402
~LadyJess~ 305
PZelda 275
safety pin 158
*Pleasant Tomorrow* 90
TIM087 73

So little posts from me. Damn vacation getting in the way. :lol:

Actually, I don't really care. :p

Woah I didn't know that. We do have the first community college in the US and they invented the game Uno here.

Uno!! I love that game. My friend and I wanted to get the laminated version so we could play in the pool.

Time for me to start packing.

http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/33220765/3596848

:rofl:
:rofl:

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?attachmentid=96041&stc=1

:rofl: I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THAT.

omg connie dry your hair please.

Scott did that?
CONSTANTINE/

omg connie dry your hair please.
The Idol folk are on teen nick tonight, btw.

Uno!! I love that game. My friend and I wanted to get the laminated version so we could play in the pool.
Wouldn't it be hard to play cards in the pool? :lol:

Wouldn't it be hard to play cards in the pool? :lol:

Not if you have a raft or boogie board or something to keep them on. My parents once had an entire pool poker party like that.

omg connie you are so hot. you, me, babies, now.

"This is where I just came from...the shower."

Dry your effing hair.

Then he started messing with his hair and kissed the camera. ahhh.

I love this show. [/loser]

OMG SEACREST IS GOING TO BE IN CHICAGO ON SATURDAY I WANT TO GO.
Firestar944 (6:19:18 PM): AH!
Firestar944 (6:19:24 PM): lets go rape him

FGHKDFKGHIERHCFNSSDKHFKHHGHKFLGHFKLHDKLGHIRHFIVN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rotflmao: I love this show. She just starts singing random songs.

HES SO CUTE. He starts moving around doing all these random things when other people are talking.

What'd you look like as a baby?

"Very cute. Very very cute. I could be wrong though."

omg i've seen this episode of Zoey 101. How sad is that?

=] is the most annoying emoticon ever.

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?attachmentid=96041&stc=1

:rofl: I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THAT.
omg :rofl:

spinoff

death cab isnt bad, amy :D

death cab isnt bad, amy :D
:D YAY.

Peekshurs.

5. My shoes. I <333333 them. My mom hates them.
4. The hallway outside the darkrooms.
3. The hallway from the other angle right when I missed Mr. Connie Look-alike turn the corner.
2. Super blurry pic of Mr. Connie Look-alike (standing next to the guy in the blue)
1. Our class' wall at the showcase. See the separation between the two sections? My pictures are the 6 in the bottom right hand corner of the left section.

Constantine would be so hot in Rent.

I HAVE HER AUTOGRAPH :biglove: She gave it to me in '03!:D

:rotflmao: My aunt and my grandma just sat at the Joliet airport for like 3 hours waiting for Wayne Newton to fly in and he ended up going to a different airport.
:rofl::rofl:

omg connie you are so hot. you, me, babies, now.

"This is where I just came from...the shower."

Dry your effing hair.

Then he started messing with his hair and kissed the camera. ahhh.

Guys are hotter when they come out straight from the shower. :grineyes:

spinoff

I like Al better. :(