I'm bored, so I ran a search on surveys. This one I found was quite silly...and loonnnnnnggggg... It's also from 2003. Anyway, enjoy if you are as bored as I am. :rolleyes: :p

( NUMERO UNO - You, Yourself, and YOU! YAY!! )
001. Full First Name:
002. Name you go by:
003. Your last name backwards:
004. now spell it reversed from the middle:
005. was that hard? :
006. Sex :
007. Your Age :
008. Height :
009. Weight :
010. Race :
011. Origin [ie- italian, irish, etc.] :
012. What color is your house? :
013. is it purple? :
014. do you wish it was purple? :
015. Hair Color :
016. Eye Color :

( NUMERO DOS - School! YAY!! }
018. Current Grade/Grade entering :
019. GPA :
020. Favorite Class :
021. Why? :
022. Favorite Teacher :
023. Why? :
024. Least Favorite Teacher :
025. Why? :
026. Who was your...
- First Grade Teacher :
- Fifth gRade teacher :
- Sixth grade math teacher :
- sixth grade science teacher :
- Seventh grade Social Studies teacher :
- Eigth grade science teacher :
- Nineth grade english teacher :
- Sixth grade english teacher :
- Second grade teacher :
- third grade teacher :
- Eigth grade math teacher :
027. Type a random teacher quote...NOW! :
028. What was the lowest grade you ever got on a test? :
029. Did you study? :
030. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? :
031. Who? :
033. Are you a band geek/orch dork? :
034. If sho... what do you play? :
035. What chair are you? :
036. Are you in marching band? :
037. If so... do you like it? :
038. What language do you take? :
039. Is your foreign language teacher as dumb as mine? :
[Note: I deleted numbers 40 & 41 because they were too silly!]

( NUMERO TRES - Random Questions! YAY!! }
042. Do you like pepsi blue? :
043. Do you like it just because it's blue? :
044. Why do you think people crossdres? :
045. Are you republican? :
046. Are you russian? :
047. Okay, Lena Katina, what does 'do****at', 'prostit', and 'pokazhi' mean? :
048. What's your favorite adam sandler movie? :
049. Okay, do you hate adam sandler? :
050. What's your favorite adam sandler song? :
051. Do you like t.A.T.u ? :
052. Do you think they're REALLY lesbians? :
053. What's your favotie t.A.T.u song? :
054. What do you think t.A.T.u stand for? :
055. Who's amy lee? :
056. Do you think Amy lee is her real name ? :
057. How out of tune is a saxaphone compared to the rest of the band? :
058. Do you think i expect you to know that? :
059. Say this sentence in any language 'I go to the store with pablo.' :
060. Did you say it in spanish? :
061. Was that proper use of subliminal messaging? :
062. Who's lolli? :
064. And WHERE IS waldo? :
065. Are you holding him hostage in yer basement? :
066. Do you use hair gel? :
067. what kind? :
068. Do you like yer hair hard or soft? :
069. Do you like this number? :
070. do you LUV IT *kick*? :
071. Do you like black and white cookies? :
072. How 'bout Klezmer music? :
073. Do you know any Klezmer music? :
074. How does a sonata go? :
075. Do you know what Mozart's 'Rondo Alla Turca' was? :
076. Can you sightread the 'Adagio' movement of his 'clarinet concerto'?:
077. oh wait, are you in chorus? :
078. Are you preppy? :
079. Do you have straight hair? :
080. Do you like your hair? :
081. What's a polynomial? :
082. Who sells microfleece? :
083. Is the navy really OLD? :
084. do you like kohl's? :
085. How many things have you bought from there? :
086. How bout hot topic? :
087. have you ever thought about wearing a tie like avril lavigne? :
088. If you have, have you tried to seek counseling? :
089. Do you watch Seinfeld :
090. What's kramer's first name? :
091. What's the other kramer's first name? :
092. Are buffalo wings good? :
093. Did you know my uncle invented them? :
094. How many grapes can you fit in your mouth? :
095. What was walbaums before it was walbaums? :
096. Who's helen hunt? :
097. Does she scare you? :
098. What does v. mean? :
099. What's the name of Iron on the periodic table? :
100. Do you think you have too much free time? :
101. Do you like lazor tag? :
103. Isn't it boring? :
104. When you go to a birthday party at a lazor tag place, dont you think they rig the score boards so the "birthday boy's" team always wins? :
105. What religeon are you? :
106. What does it mean if a person pulls off one of your bracelets that you made from the top of a soda bottle? :
107. Is it true that all band rooms have the same carpet? :
108. All chorus rooms do too...right? :
109. Do you watch SNL? :
110. Does mike myers rock your socks? :
111. He should :
112. Do they carebears make you sick? :
113. Who's your favorite carebear? :
114. Carebear cousin? :
115. Who's your favorite Goonie? :
116. Why? :
117. Who played 'stef' in the goonies? :
118. Who played 'chunk' in the goonies? :
119. Who played 'mikey' in the goonies? :
120. How tall would you consider short? :
121. How tall would you consider tall? :
122. What's your favorite store in the mall? :
123. Do you like taco bell? :
124. What do you usually order from there? :
125. How bout McDonalds? :
126. Burger King? :
127. Wendy's? :
128. Is it really better here, at wendys? :
129. Do you think they should bring 'Ren and Stimpy' back to Nick? :
130. How bout 'Salute your shorts?'? :
131. 'Pete and Pete'? :
132. Did you like Pete, or Pete? :
133. What did pete name is tattoo? :
134. Is my name REALLY jonas? :
135. Is white out multi functional? :
136. Have you ever colored on your shoes? :
137. What did you draw on them? :
138. Were they prettty? :
139. Have you ever been to band camp? :
140. Have you ever been to fat camp? :
141. What's your favorite number? :
142. Why is it your favorite number? :
143. Describe your LJ username :
144. Do you miss anything/anyone? :
145. What's for dinner? :
146. Who's Harold? :

{ NUMERO CUATRO - This or that }
147. Chocolate/Vanilla :
148. Vanilla Coke/Pepsi Blue :
149. Band/Orchestra :
150. Pen/Pencil :
151. Old/New :
152. VHS/DVD :
153. Gay/Straight :
154. Chinese/Japanese :
155. Pool/Ocean :
156. TV/Radio :
157. Black/White :
158. McDonald's/Wendy's :
159. Your Mom/Your Granny :
160. Sicily/Croatia :
161. Christina/Britney :
162. Gum/Lollypop :
163. Wintergreen/Freshmint :

{ NUMERO CINCO - Nameness }
164. Name the one hit wonder...
- Cherry Cola :
- I'm a Bitch :
- I will love again :
- Mambo 5 :
- Aserje hey ha :
- All the things she said :
- I'll be there for you :
- I'm gonna get through this :
- One week :
- Bring Me to liiiife :
- Sex and Candy :
165. Name 5 things you can do with...
- a paper clip :
- orange juice :
- a stick :
- a pen with no ink :
- string :
- a soda bottle :
- a safety pin :
- pencil :
- music stand :
- a peice of paper :
- an inkpen :
- a lollypop :
- a stapler :
- chalk :
- a peice of wood :
- scissors :
- your shirt :
- sticky notes :
- html :
- css :
- tape :
- plastic wrap :
- tin foil :
- gum :
- gum wrappers :
- white out :
- inflatable pool toy :
- blank cdr :
- a dead beetle :
- 3 dead beetles :

166. Did you have fun taking this survey? :
167. Was it easy? :
168. Would you take it again, if you could? :
169. are you happy its over? :
170. Do you love me now? :
171. Did this hurt your brain? :
172. Bye! :

....and here are my answers. I've also taken out the tedious questions that appear on almost every survey posted here to shorten my answers.

( NUMERO UNO - You, Yourself, and YOU! YAY!! )
001. Full First Name: Mona
002. Name you go by: Just Mona
003. Your last name backwards: anoM -- looks quite Arabic ;)
004. now spell it reversed from the middle: Huh?
005. was that hard? : --
006. Sex : Female
010. Race : Hispanic, Mexican, and European
011. Origin [ie- italian, irish, etc.] : Mexican, Spanish, French, American, and a tiny bit of Native American.
012. What color is your house? : Um, light brown.
013. is it purple? : Nope.
014. do you wish it was purple? : I love purple and all, but I think it looks too tacky on houses and cars.

( NUMERO DOS - School! YAY!! }
026. Who was your...
Oh, gosh. You are really going to make me think, aren't you? Puh....

- Eigth grade science teacher : I think Mr. Fritz? Well, this is the only one I kinda remember.

027. Type a random teacher quote...NOW! : "If you can't beat them, lick them!" :lol:
028. What was the lowest grade you ever got on a test? : 0
029. Did you study? : Obviously not.
030. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? : Nope.
031. Who? : --
033. Are you a band geek/orch dork? : What's an orch dork? Hmmm... I guess a dork.
034. If so... what do you play? : ???
035. What chair are you? : ???
036. Are you in marching band? : Nope.
037. If so... do you like it? : --
038. What language do you take? : Spanish and French.
039. Is your foreign language teacher as dumb as mine? : I'm not in high school, but I wouldn't know....
040. More about your wonderful educators, who was [if so, who]...
Who cares...
041. Were any of them [if so who]...

( NUMERO TRES - Random Questions! YAY!! }
042. Do you like pepsi blue? : Never tried it, but it sounds like Pepsi Clear from circa 1993. I loved THAT when it came out!
043. Do you like it just because it's blue? : Never tried it.
044. Why do you think people crossdress? : Because they want to!
045. Are you republican? : Dunno.
046. Are you russian? : Nope.
047. Okay, Lena Katina, what does 'do****at', 'prostit', and 'pokazhi' mean? : Huh?
048. What's your favorite adam sandler movie? : What movies did he do? *thinks* Ah, okay... I would say "Little Nicky" or "Big Daddy."
049. Okay, do you hate adam sandler? : No, he's funny.
050. What's your favorite adam sandler song? : Didn't even know he sang! :lol:
051. Do you like t.A.T.u ? : I've heard of them, but I've never listened to them.
052. Do you think they're REALLY lesbians? : Who cares?
053. What's your favotie t.A.T.u song? : Hmmm... I want to check out their music.
054. What do you think t.A.T.u stand for? : No clue.
055. Who's amy lee? : Dunno.
056. Do you think Amy lee is her real name ? : Don't even know her.
057. How out of tune is a saxaphone compared to the rest of the band? : --
058. Do you think i expect you to know that? : ???
059. Say this sentence in any language 'I go to the store with pablo.' : In Swedish: "Jag går livsmedelsaffären med Pablo"
060. Did you say it in spanish? : No, but in Spanish it's "Voy a la tiendo con Pablo." There... to make you happy. ;)
061. Was that proper use of subliminal messaging? : When it's well-hidden.
062. Who's lolli? : No clue.
064. And WHERE IS waldo? : He's hiding in my back pocket.
065. Are you holding him hostage in yer basement? : Damn...you discovered me!
066. Do you use hair gel? : No.
067. what kind? : --
068. Do you like yer hair hard or soft? : Soft.
069. Do you like this number? : Who cares?
070. do you LUV IT *kick*? : --
071. Do you like black and white cookies? : What?
072. How 'bout Klezmer music? : :confused:
073. Do you know any Klezmer music? : Don't think so.
074. How does a sonata go? : No idea.
075. Do you know what Mozart's 'Rondo Alla Turca' was? : Nope.
076. Can you sightread the 'Adagio' movement of his 'clarinet concerto'?: ???
077. oh wait, are you in chorus? : Nej.
078. Are you preppy? : Nope.
079. Do you have straight hair? : Kinda.
080. Do you like your hair? : Not really. Too many split ends and I'm trying to grow out of these stupid layers. It's difficult to keep my hair up with layers.
081. What's a polynomial? : A math term.
082. Who sells microfleece? : No clue.
083. Is the navy really OLD? : Jag har inte idé.
084. do you like kohl's? : Never been there.
085. How many things have you bought from there? : --
086. How bout hot topic? : Never shopped there.
087. have you ever thought about wearing a tie like avril lavigne? : Nope.
088. If you have, have you tried to seek counseling? : --
089. Do you watch Seinfeld : Once in a blue moon when I remember.
090. What's kramer's first name? : Can't remember.
091. What's the other kramer's first name? : --
092. Are buffalo wings good? : Yes, especially when they are spicy hot!!
093. Did you know my uncle invented them? : Congratulations, dude!
094. How many grapes can you fit in your mouth? : Never tried, but I would say a couple.
095. What was walbaums before it was walbaums? : Purple dots.
096. Who's helen hunt? : That actress lady.
097. Does she scare you? : Yes, she actually has a weird face. *shudders*
098. What does v. mean? : "very"?
099. What's the name of Iron on the periodic table? : "Fe"
100. Do you think you have too much free time? : I know so.
101. Do you like lazor tag? : Yes, it's quite fun.
103. Isn't it boring? : No. It's adventurous.
104. When you go to a birthday party at a lazor tag place, dont you think they rig the score boards so the "birthday boy's" team always wins? : Never attended a birthday party for it. I've only played it once at a family fun center place.
105. What religion are you? : Catholic, but in my own way.
106. What does it mean if a person pulls off one of your bracelets that you made from the top of a soda bottle? : No clue. You tell me....
107. Is it true that all band rooms have the same carpet? : Never noticed.
108. All chorus rooms do too...right? : Same.
109. Do you watch SNL? : Not really.
110. Does mike myers rock your socks? : Nah.
111. He should : In your dreams.
112. Do they carebears make you sick? : No, they're too cute!
113. Who's your favorite carebear? : Hmmmm... I guess "Cheer Bear."
114. Carebear cousin? : Can't remember their names.
115. Who's your favorite Goonie? : Mouth - he's sooooo silly and funny!
116. Why? : Already answered above.
117. Who played 'stef' in the goonies? : Martha Plimpton
118. Who played 'chunk' in the goonies? : Jeff Cohen
119. Who played 'mikey' in the goonies? : Sean Astin [Okay, so I cheated on the last three questions by looking the names up! Sue me!]
120. How tall would you consider short? : My height - 5'3"
121. How tall would you consider tall? : Hmmm... 5'10" and up.
122. What's your favorite store in the mall? : The department stores.
123. Do you like taco bell? : Yes.
124. What do you usually order from there? : The number two - the one with the two tacos and the Mexican pizza combo.
125. How bout McDonalds? : Once in while. Their meat is fake-tasting, so it doesn't appeal to me.
126. Burger King? : Yes.
127. Wendy's? : Yes.
128. Is it really better here, at wendys? : Not better. I just said I like it.
129. Do you think they should bring 'Ren and Stimpy' back to Nick? : Nope. It was so annoying.
130. How bout 'Salute your shorts?'? : Yes.
131. 'Pete and Pete'? : Nah. That was kinda boring.
132. Did you like Pete, or Pete? : Neither.
133. What did pete name is tattoo? : Petula? I can't remember....
134. Is my name REALLY jonas? : No, that's Jonas Berggren's name.... ;)
135. Is white-out multi functional? : Can be. I rarely use it myself.
136. Have you ever colored on your shoes? : Nope.
137. What did you draw on them? : I don't.
138. Were they pretty? : N/A
139. Have you ever been to band camp? : Nope.
140. Have you ever been to fat camp? : Nope. I've never been to ANY camp.
141. What's your favorite number? : 7 and 11
142. Why is it your favorite number? : I dunno.
143. Describe your LJ username : It's for me to know. If you really wanted to know it, you can PM me. I'm not going to post it in public.
144. Do you miss anything/anyone? : Yes.
145. What's for dinner? : Hmmm... good question... I'll have to look in my fridge after filling out this survey and find out, huh?
146. Who's Harold? : My pet tarantula.

{ NUMERO CUATRO - This or that }
147. Chocolate/Vanilla : Vanilla
148. Vanilla Coke/Pepsi Blue : Vanilla Coke - it seems someone's obsessed with Pepsi Blue!
149. Band/Orchestra : Orchestra
150. Pen/Pencil : Pen
151. Old/New : Depends what it is.
152. VHS/DVD : Both.
153. Gay/Straight : What kind of question is this for a choice? Depends what you are talking about.
154. Chinese/Japanese : Same as above.
155. Pool/Ocean : Pool. I don't want to be eaten by sharks!
156. TV/Radio : TV
157. Black/White : Depends for what.
158. McDonald's/Wendy's : Wendy's
159. Your Mom/Your Granny : My abuelas.
160. Sicily/Croatia : Sicily
161. Christina/Britney : Neither.
162. Gum/Lollypop : Depends on my mood, but it's usually gum.
163. Wintergreen/Freshmint : Freshmint.

{ NUMERO CINCO - Nameness }
164. Name the one hit wonder...
- Mambo 5 : *shudders* I HATE this song to death!!!!

166. Did you have fun taking this survey? : Eh, it was all right apart from the bunch of odd questions.
167. Was it easy? : Yes because I skipped over stupid questions.
168. Would you take it again, if you could? : Maybe.
169. are you happy its over? : I guess.
170. Do you love me now? : Don't know you.
171. Did this hurt your brain? : Nope.
172. Bye! : Hej då!!

(NUMERO UNO - You, Yourself, and YOU! YAY!! )
001. Full First Name: American Dreams Fan
002. Name you go by: ADFan
003. Your last name backwards: NAF
004. now spell it reversed from the middle: what?
005. was that hard? : what?
006. Sex : F
007. Your Age : 18
008. Height : 5'7''
009. Weight : 130
010. Race : white
011. Origin [ie- italian, irish, etc.] : irish
012. What color is your house? : white
013. is it purple? : i thought i covered this question by answering 'white' to #12
014. do you wish it was purple? : sure
015. Hair Color : brown
016. Eye Color : green

( NUMERO DOS - School! YAY!! }
018. Current Grade/Grade entering : soph.
019. GPA : 3.5
020. Favorite Class : history
021. Why? : cause i like it
022. Favorite Teacher :
023. Why? :
024. Least Favorite Teacher :
025. Why? :
026. Who was your...
- First Grade Teacher :
- Fifth gRade teacher :
- Sixth grade math teacher :
- sixth grade science teacher :
- Seventh grade Social Studies teacher :
- Eigth grade science teacher :
- Nineth grade english teacher :
- Sixth grade english teacher :
- Second grade teacher :
- third grade teacher :
- Eigth grade math teacher :
027. Type a random teacher quote...NOW! :
028. What was the lowest grade you ever got on a test? : 10 on a quiz
029. Did you study? : uhh, no.
030. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? : in 12th grade, my poly sci teacher was 22. he had red hair and blue eyes. enough said?
031. Who? : ^
033. Are you a band geek/orch dork? : band
034. If sho... what do you play? :
035. What chair are you? : 2nd in jr high, then i quit
036. Are you in marching band? : no
037. If so... do you like it? :
038. What language do you take? : french
039. Is your foreign language teacher as dumb as mine? : ha, she was a genuis but she had no idea how to control the class. but it was the best class ever.
[Note: I deleted numbers 40 & 41 because they were too silly!]

( NUMERO TRES - Random Questions! YAY!! }
042. Do you like pepsi blue? : didn't know that existed
043. Do you like it just because it's blue? :
044. Why do you think people crossdres? : i dunno
045. Are you republican? : yup.
046. Are you russian? : nope.
047. Okay, Lena Katina, what does 'do****at', 'prostit', and 'pokazhi' mean? :
048. What's your favorite adam sandler movie? : big daddy
049. Okay, do you hate adam sandler? : nope
050. What's your favorite adam sandler song? : the one and only hanukah song
051. Do you like t.A.T.u ? : who?
052. Do you think they're REALLY lesbians? :
053. What's your favotie t.A.T.u song? :
054. What do you think t.A.T.u stand for? :
055. Who's amy lee? : i dunno
056. Do you think Amy lee is her real name ? : still dont know
057. How out of tune is a saxaphone compared to the rest of the band? : ?
058. Do you think i expect you to know that? : ?
059. Say this sentence in any language 'I go to the store with pablo.' :
060. Did you say it in spanish? :no
061. Was that proper use of subliminal messaging? :
062. Who's lolli? :
064. And WHERE IS waldo? :
065. Are you holding him hostage in yer basement? :
066. Do you use hair gel? :
067. what kind? :
068. Do you like yer hair hard or soft? :
069. Do you like this number? :
070. do you LUV IT *kick*? :
071. Do you like black and white cookies? : no
072. How 'bout Klezmer music? : ?
073. Do you know any Klezmer music? :no
074. How does a sonata go? : i dunno
075. Do you know what Mozart's 'Rondo Alla Turca' was? : stop
076. Can you sightread the 'Adagio' movement of his 'clarinet concerto'?: dumb question
077. oh wait, are you in chorus? : no
078. Are you preppy? : yeah
079. Do you have straight hair? : kinda
080. Do you like your hair? : not really
081. What's a polynomial? : 4 sideed shape?
082. Who sells microfleece? : old navy
083. Is the navy really OLD? : sure
084. do you like kohl's? : no
085. How many things have you bought from there? : 0
086. How bout hot topic? : no
087. have you ever thought about wearing a tie like avril lavigne? : hell no
088. If you have, have you tried to seek counseling? : no
089. Do you watch Seinfeld : no
090. What's kramer's first name? : bob
091. What's the other kramer's first name? : bobby
092. Are buffalo wings good? : no, toooo spicy
093. Did you know my uncle invented them? : ask me if i care.
094. How many grapes can you fit in your mouth? : 2.
095. What was walbaums before it was walbaums? : who cares?
096. Who's helen hunt? : twister
097. Does she scare you? : no, why should she?
098. What does v. mean? : verses
099. What's the name of Iron on the periodic table? : Fe?
100. Do you think you have too much free time? : oh yes.
101. Do you like lazor tag? : yup
103. Isn't it boring? : no, but this survey is.
104. When you go to a birthday party at a lazor tag place, dont you think they rig the score boards so the "birthday boy's" team always wins? : ummm, im not 7.
105. What religeon are you? : catholic
106. What does it mean if a person pulls off one of your bracelets that you made from the top of a soda bottle? : ?
107. Is it true that all band rooms have the same carpet? : omg.
108. All chorus rooms do too...right? : omgomgomg
109. Do you watch SNL? : yes.
110. Does mike myers rock your socks? : no
111. He should : no
112. Do they carebears make you sick? : sure
113. Who's your favorite carebear? : -
114. Carebear cousin? : -
115. Who's your favorite Goonie? : ?
116. Why? :
117. Who played 'stef' in the goonies? :
118. Who played 'chunk' in the goonies? :
119. Who played 'mikey' in the goonies? :
120. How tall would you consider short? : im confused.
121. How tall would you consider tall? : 6'5''
122. What's your favorite store in the mall? :j crew
123. Do you like taco bell? : i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
124. What do you usually order from there? : i did it again.
125. How bout McDonalds? :
126. Burger King? :
127. Wendy's? :
128. Is it really better here, at wendys? : no
129. Do you think they should bring 'Ren and Stimpy' back to Nick? : no
130. How bout 'Salute your shorts?'? : yes
131. 'Pete and Pete'? : maybe
132. Did you like Pete, or Pete? : pete
133. What did pete name is tattoo? : petey
134. Is my name REALLY jonas? : how should i know?
135. Is white out multi functional? : sure.
136. Have you ever colored on your shoes? : yup.
137. What did you draw on them? : i dunno.
138. Were they prettty? : sure.
139. Have you ever been to band camp? : no
140. Have you ever been to fat camp? : no
141. What's your favorite number? : 2
142. Why is it your favorite number? : cause
143. Describe your LJ username : I <3 American Dreams (and btw, hate NBC)
144. Do you miss anything/anyone? : American Dreams
145. What's for dinner? : umm
146. Who's Harold? : i dunno

{ NUMERO CUATRO - This or that }
147. Chocolate/Vanilla : neither.
148. Vanilla Coke/Pepsi Blue :neither.
149. Band/Orchestra :band
150. Pen/Pencil : pen
151. Old/New : depends
152. VHS/DVD : dvd
153. Gay/Straight :straight
154. Chinese/Japanese : i can't tell the difference, no offense.
155. Pool/Ocean : ocean
156. TV/Radio : tv
157. Black/White : gray
158. McDonald's/Wendy's : mcdonalds
159. Your Mom/Your Granny : mom
160. Sicily/Croatia : sicily
161. Christina/Britney : neither
162. Gum/Lollypop : lollypop
163. Wintergreen/Freshmint : neither

{ NUMERO CINCO - Nameness }
164. Name the one hit wonder...
- Cherry Cola : garden something
- I'm a Bitch : fiona apple
- I will love again :
- Mambo 5 : lou bega
- Aserje hey ha :
- All the things she said :
- I'll be there for you : rembrants
- I'm gonna get through this : daniel benningfield??
- One week :
- Bring Me to liiiife :
- Sex and Candy : beck
165. Name 5 things you can do with...
- a paper clip :
- orange juice :
- a stick :
- a pen with no ink :
- string :
- a soda bottle :
- a safety pin :
- pencil :
- music stand :
- a peice of paper :
- an inkpen :
- a lollypop :
- a stapler :
- chalk :
- a peice of wood :
- scissors :
- your shirt :
- sticky notes :
- html :
- css :
- tape :
- plastic wrap :
- tin foil :
- gum :
- gum wrappers :
- white out :
- inflatable pool toy :
- blank cdr :
- a dead beetle :
- 3 dead beetles :

166. Did you have fun taking this survey? : no
167. Was it easy? : no
168. Would you take it again, if you could? : no
169. are you happy its over? :no
170. Do you love me now? : no
171. Did this hurt your brain? : no
172. Bye! :no

( NUMERO UNO - You, Yourself, and YOU! YAY!! )
001. Full First Name: Pimberly Marie Diffy
002. Name you go by: Pim
003. Your last name backwards: yffid
004. now spell it reversed from the middle: ok
005. was that hard? : no
006. Sex : Female
007. Your Age : 15
008. Height : 5 ft 2in
009. Weight : 115
010. Race : White
011. Origin [ie- italian, irish, etc.] : Christian
012. What color is your house? : brown
013. is it purple? : no
014. do you wish it was purple? : not really
015. Hair Color : Blonde
016. Eye Color : Blue

( NUMERO DOS - School! YAY!! }
018. Current Grade/Grade entering : 9 grade
019. GPA : i don't know
020. Favorite Class : Gym
021. Why? : i don't know
022. Favorite Teacher : don't remember
023. Why? : don't know
024. Least Favorite Teacher : Ms. McGuire
025. Why? : she so dumb and stupid
026. Who was your...
- First Grade Teacher : don't know
- Fifth gRade teacher : don't know
- Sixth grade math teacher : don't know
- sixth grade science teacher : don't know
- Seventh grade Social Studies teacher : don't know
- Eigth grade science teacher : don't know
- Nineth grade english teacher : not in 9 grade it
- Sixth grade english teacher : don't know
- Second grade teacher : don't know
- third grade teacher : don't know
- Eigth grade math teacher : no
027. Type a random teacher quote...NOW! : why
028. What was the lowest grade you ever got on a test? : 59
029. Did you study? : no
030. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? : ugh no
031. Who? : nobody
033. Are you a band geek/orch dork? : none
034. If sho... what do you play? : nothing
035. What chair are you? : none
036. Are you in marching band? : no
037. If so... do you like it? : no
038. What language do you take? : English
039. Is your foreign language teacher as dumb as mine? : maybe
[Note: I deleted numbers 40 & 41 because they were too silly!]

( NUMERO TRES - Random Questions! YAY!! }
042. Do you like pepsi blue? : Never tease it
043. Do you like it just because it's blue? : read the top
044. Why do you think people crossdres? : don't know
045. Are you republican? : don't know
046. Are you russian? : nope
047. Okay, Lena Katina, what does 'do****at', 'prostit', and 'pokazhi' mean? : don't know
048. What's your favorite adam sandler movie? : don't remember
049. Okay, do you hate adam sandler? : he ok
050. What's your favorite adam sandler song? : he sing, just were
051. Do you like t.A.T.u ? : they cool
052. Do you think they're REALLY lesbians? : don't know
053. What's your favotie t.A.T.u song? : When she said
054. What do you think t.A.T.u stand for? : tattoo
055. Who's amy lee? : from Evenscence
056. Do you think Amy lee is her real name ? : I think so
057. How out of tune is a saxaphone compared to the rest of the band? : don't know
058. Do you think i expect you to know that? : don't know
059. Say this sentence in any language 'I go to the store with pablo.' :
060. Did you say it in spanish? : no
061. Was that proper use of subliminal messaging? : don't know
062. Who's lolli? : don't know
064. And WHERE IS waldo? : don't know
065. Are you holding him hostage in yer basement? : no
066. Do you use hair gel? : no
067. what kind? : if i use it, im not telling you
068. Do you like yer hair hard or soft? : soft
069. Do you like this number? : it ok
070. do you LUV IT *kick*? : maybe
071. Do you like black and white cookies? : what
072. How 'bout Klezmer music? : never heard of it
073. Do you know any Klezmer music? : nope
074. How does a sonata go? : don't know
075. Do you know what Mozart's 'Rondo Alla Turca' was? : nope
076. Can you sightread the 'Adagio' movement of his 'clarinet concerto'?: nope
077. oh wait, are you in chorus? : no
078. Are you preppy? : no
079. Do you have straight hair? : yes
080. Do you like your hair? : yeah
081. What's a polynomial? : don't know
082. Who sells microfleece? : don't know
083. Is the navy really OLD? : yeah
084. do you like kohl's? : never been there
085. How many things have you bought from there? : none
086. How bout hot topic? : what
087. have you ever thought about wearing a tie like avril lavigne? : no
088. If you have, have you tried to seek counseling? : no
089. Do you watch Seinfeld : no
090. What's kramer's first name? : don't know
091. What's the other kramer's first name? : don't know
092. Are buffalo wings good? : never tease it
093. Did you know my uncle invented them? : that nice
094. How many grapes can you fit in your mouth? : maybe two
095. What was walbaums before it was walbaums? : what
096. Who's helen hunt? : don't know her
097. Does she scare you? : don't know
098. What does v. mean? : victoria
099. What's the name of Iron on the periodic table? : don't know
100. Do you think you have too much free time? : yeah
101. Do you like lazor tag? : no
103. Isn't it boring? : yes
104. When you go to a birthday party at a lazor tag place, dont you think they rig the score boards so the "birthday boy's" team always wins? : who know
105. What religeon are you? : Christian
106. What does it mean if a person pulls off one of your bracelets that you made from the top of a soda bottle? : don't know
107. Is it true that all band rooms have the same carpet? : don't know
108. All chorus rooms do too...right? : maybe
109. Do you watch SNL? : no
110. Does mike myers rock your socks? : no
111. He should : yeah right
112. Do they carebears make you sick? : no
113. Who's your favorite carebear? : Love a lot
114. Carebear cousin? : I don't have a favorite
115. Who's your favorite Goonie? : don't know
116. Why? : i don't know
117. Who played 'stef' in the goonies? : don't know
118. Who played 'chunk' in the goonies? : don't know
119. Who played 'mikey' in the goonies? : don't know
120. How tall would you consider short? : don't know
121. How tall would you consider tall? : don't know
122. What's your favorite store in the mall? :
123. Do you like taco bell? : sometime
124. What do you usually order from there? : taco
125. How bout McDonalds? : Yeah
126. Burger King? : Yeah
127. Wendy's? : NO
128. Is it really better here, at wendys? : don't know
129. Do you think they should bring 'Ren and Stimpy' back to Nick? : who care
130. How bout 'Salute your shorts?'? : never seen it
131. 'Pete and Pete'? : never sen it
132. Did you like Pete, or Pete? : i know you i never seen it
133. What did pete name is tattoo? :
134. Is my name REALLY jonas? :
135. Is white out multi functional? :
136. Have you ever colored on your shoes? : no
137. What did you draw on them? : no
138. Were they prettty? : ugh
139. Have you ever been to band camp? : no
140. Have you ever been to fat camp? : no
141. What's your favorite number? : 5
142. Why is it your favorite number? : 5
143. Describe your LJ username : what
144. Do you miss anything/anyone? : no
145. What's for dinner? : not telling you
146. Who's Harold? :

{ NUMERO CUATRO - This or that }
147. Chocolate/Vanilla : Chocolate
148. Vanilla Coke/Pepsi Blue : Vanilla Coke
149. Band/Orchestra : Band
150. Pen/Pencil : Pen
151. Old/New : New
152. VHS/DVD : DVD
153. Gay/Straight : Straight
154. Chinese/Japanese : Chinese
155. Pool/Ocean : Pool
156. TV/Radio : both
157. Black/White : Black
158. McDonald's/Wendy's : McDonald's
159. Your Mom/Your Granny : Your Mom
160. Sicily/Croatia : Sicily
161. Christina/Britney : Britney
162. Gum/Lollypop : Gum
163. Wintergreen/Freshmint : Freshmint

{ NUMERO CINCO - Nameness }
164. Name the one hit wonder...
- Cherry Cola :
- I'm a Bitch :
- I will love again :
- Mambo 5 : mumo number five
- Aserje hey ha :
- All the things she said : tutu
- I'll be there for you :
- I'm gonna get through this :
- One week :
- Bring Me to liiiife : Everscence
- Sex and Candy :
165. Name 5 things you can do with...
- a paper clip :
- orange juice :
- a stick :
- a pen with no ink :
- string :
- a soda bottle : pepsi
- a safety pin :
- pencil :
- music stand :
- a peice of paper :
- an inkpen :
- a lollypop :
- a stapler :
- chalk :
- a peice of wood :
- scissors :
- your shirt :
- sticky notes :
- html :
- css :
- tape :
- plastic wrap :
- tin foil :
- gum :
- gum wrappers :
- white out :
- inflatable pool toy :
- blank cdr :
- a dead beetle :
- 3 dead beetles :

166. Did you have fun taking this survey? : nope
167. Was it easy? : not really
168. Would you take it again, if you could? : maybe
169. are you happy its over? : yeah
170. Do you love me now? : no
171. Did this hurt your brain? : no
172. Bye! : goodbye
__________________

( NUMERO UNO - You, Yourself, and YOU! YAY!! )
001. Full First Name: Ashlee
002. Name you go by: Ashlee
003. Your last name backwards: Onna
004. now spell it reversed from the middle: naon?
005. was that hard? :Yes
006. Sex :hole in the wall, no nails here
007. Your Age :16
008. Height :about 5'3
009. Weight :110ish...
010. Race :Cauc
011. Origin :half italian, quarter polish, quarter hungarian
012. What color is your house? :tan with light green shutters
013. is it purple? :no, but this one house used to be and it was like famous for being so effed up...
014. do you wish it was purple? :sorta :(
015. Hair Color :brown
016. Eye Color :dark brown

( NUMERO DOS - School! YAY!! }
018. Current Grade/Grade entering :11th
019. GPA :we don't do that, my overal was in the low 90's though
020. Favorite Class :english, art...spanish sometimes
021. Why? :quesadillas
022. Favorite Teacher :Mrs Cashion my spanish teacher last year, but out of every teacher I've ever had it'd be my 5th grade teacher Mrs. Grow. She made me want to write and made me feel more confident
023. Why? :lollllll didn't know this question was coming cause I already said
024. Least Favorite Teacher :eh
025. Why? :I'm nice :(
026. Who was your...
- First Grade Teacher :Mrs. Wolf
- Fifth gRade teacher :Mrs. Grow
- Sixth grade math teacher :Mrs. Stacey
- sixth grade science teacher :Mrs. Smith
- Seventh grade Social Studies teacher :Mr. Hayden lolll
- Eigth grade science teacher :Mr. Francooo aww, I love him too
- Nineth grade english teacher :Ms. Fulgierip
- Sixth grade english teacher :Ms. Schiels
- Second grade teacher :Mrs. Reese
- third grade teacher :Mrs. Petrie, aww
- Eigth grade math teacher :Ms. Carpenter...
027. Type a random teacher quote...NOW! :[/B]Get out of Rome ,because there's so much more to see[/B]
028. What was the lowest grade you ever got on a test? :[/B]I dunnnooo, probably a 0...everyone gets those once in awhile[/B]
029. Did you study? :heh
030. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? :Student teacher this year in english
031. Who? :Mr. Watkins
033. Are you a band geek/orch dork? :I used to be
034. If sho... what do you play? :played flute...I still play piano, though
035. What chair are you? :[I was second but he quickly moved me to first aww[/B]
036. Are you in marching band? :no
037. If so... do you like it? :lolll
038. What language do you take? :Spanish
039. Is your foreign language teacher as dumb as mine? :aww, no. She was my favorite this year. I did have a french canadian teach us spanish in 8th grade, though, that was pretty hilarious
[Note: I deleted numbers 40 & 41 because they were too silly!]k

( NUMERO TRES - Random Questions! YAY!! }
042. Do you like pepsi blue? :never had it
043. Do you like it just because it's blue? :I peed today
044. Why do you think people crossdres? :because they want to
045. Are you republican? :I think I'll register as an independent...I lean more towards the democratic side. I dunno
046. Are you russian? :no :( Polish is close, though, no?
047. Okay, Lena Katina, what does 'do****at', 'prostit', and 'pokazhi' mean? :czyic I can't spell his name probably knows
048. What's your favorite adam sandler movie? :Big Daddy
049. Okay, do you hate adam sandler? :**** no, bitch
050. What's your favorite adam sandler song? :piece of **** car, hannukah song
051. Do you like t.A.T.u ? :no
052. Do you think they're REALLY lesbians? :lol probably not, who knows
053. What's your favotie t.A.T.u song? ::(
054. What do you think t.A.T.u stand for? :too airheaded to understand
055. Who's amy lee? :girl from evanesacnesrgrgfd
056. Do you think Amy lee is her real name ? :I guess
057. How out of tune is a saxaphone compared to the rest of the band? :sexy
058. Do you think i expect you to know that? :nah :)
059. Say this sentence in any language 'I go to the store with pablo.' :Voy a la tienda con Pablo
060. Did you say it in spanish? :yes. Boy, you sure are smart
061. Was that proper use of subliminal messaging? :war codes, no?
062. Who's lolli? :think you stick in your mouth and suck...the tasty kind with flavoring...can be any color...on a stick...
064. And WHERE IS waldo? :sometimes he's at the top of the page, but other times he's in between these two weird people and other times he's dancing
065. Are you holding him hostage in yer basement? :yes -_-
066. Do you use hair gel? :no, I put mousse in my hair before I dry it, though
067. what kind? :the aussie thing
068. Do you like yer hair hard or soft? :soft
069. Do you like this number? :lolllll
070. do you LUV IT *kick*? :UHUHUH
071. Do you like black and white cookies? :yes
072. How 'bout Klezmer music? ::(
073. Do you know any Klezmer music? :[/B]:lookaroun[/B]
074. How does a sonata go? :clementiiii
075. Do you know what Mozart's 'Rondo Alla Turca' was? ::(
076. Can you sightread the 'Adagio' movement of his 'clarinet concerto'?:I don't play clarinet, maybe on the piana
077. oh wait, are you in chorus? :blech I'm not a singer
078. Are you preppy? :not really
079. Do you have straight hair? :sometimes
080. Do you like your hair? :no
081. What's a polynomial? :a math figure with only one coefficient and letter...I think :grr:
082. Who sells microfleece? :Old Navy probably does
083. Is the navy really OLD? :no, 1977...that's not that bad
084. do you like kohl's? :Yes
085. How many things have you bought from there? :like some shirts, we don't have one in Rome but there's one in New Hartford
086. How bout hot topic? :yeah, sometimes
087. have you ever thought about wearing a tie like avril lavigne? :lolllll
088. If you have, have you tried to seek counseling? :yes
089. Do you watch Seinfeld ::(
090. What's kramer's first name? :Cliff Clavin
091. What's the other kramer's first name? :Norm?
092. Are buffalo wings good? :I spose
093. Did you know my uncle invented them? :you don't invent them, they're just there...
094. How many grapes can you fit in your mouth? :I dunno, 10 maybe?
095. What was walbaums before it was walbaums? :I am unaware :(
096. Who's helen hunt? :lady from the movies like that one with Jack Nicholson
097. Does she scare you? :nah
098. What does v. mean? :versus
099. What's the name of Iron on the periodic table? :Fe...Pb...no, Fe
100. Do you think you have too much free time? :yes
101. Do you like lazor tag? :never played it
103. Isn't it boring? :yeah
104. When you go to a birthday party at a lazor tag place, dont you think they rig the score boards so the "birthday boy's" team always wins? :yeah
105. What religeon are you? :Catholic
106. What does it mean if a person pulls off one of your bracelets that you made from the top of a soda bottle? :means they like it and they want it for their own
107. Is it true that all band rooms have the same carpet? :yes but my band room in Jr. High was a solid floor :(
108. All chorus rooms do too...right? :ditto
109. Do you watch SNL? :lollll is this a trick question?
110. Does mike myers rock your socks? :chh. YES
111. He should :chh. YES
112. Do they carebears make you sick? :no
113. Who's your favorite carebear? :never really watched it, SLIGHTLY before my time...like 0.002 seconds before my time
114. Carebear cousin? :ditto
115. Who's your favorite Goonie? :Sloth and Chunk and the Chinese kid with the gadgets
116. Why? :cause
117. Who played 'stef' in the goonies? :loll
118. Who played 'chunk' in the goonies? :loll
119. Who played 'mikey' in the goonies? :loll
120. How tall would you consider short? :under 5 foots
121. How tall would you consider tall? :over 6 foots
122. What's your favorite store in the mall? :one you buy in
123. Do you like taco bell? :chicken quesadillas
124. What do you usually order from there? :chicken quesadillas
125. How bout McDonalds? :no...but their fries are good...I guess >_>
126. Burger King? ::-)
127. Wendy's? ::-D
128. Is it really better here, at wendys? :Yeah. it really is
129. Do you think they should bring 'Ren and Stimpy' back to Nick? :Yes, cause now I wouldn't be scared of it like I was when I was a little girl
130. How bout 'Salute your shorts?'? :yes
131. 'Pete and Pete'? :yes
132. Did you like Pete, or Pete? :yes
133. What did pete name is tattoo? :dannggg I forgot, it was some girl though
134. Is my name REALLY jonas? :yes
135. Is white out multi functional? :makes families non-functional
136. Have you ever colored on your shoes? :nah
137. What did you draw on them? :nah
138. Were they prettty? :nah
139. Have you ever been to band camp? :nah, stuck a flute though
140. Have you ever been to fat camp? :Heavyweights is an AWESOME movie
141. What's your favorite number? :867-5309
142. Why is it your favorite number? :it's not really loll
143. Describe your LJ username :none
144. Do you miss anything/anyone? :I miss the feeling in my hands I had before I started this test
145. What's for dinner? :food
146. Who's Harold? :fat kid from hey arnold

{ NUMERO CUATRO - This or that }
147. Chocolate/Vanilla :chocolate
148. Vanilla Coke/Pepsi Blue :probably pepsi blue, though I havn't had it
149. Band/Orchestra :I don't know :(
150. Pen/Pencil :Both
151. Old/New :Old
152. VHS/DVD :dhtfg
153. Gay/Straight :5trgf
154. Chinese/Japanese :look at these dirty knees
155. Pool/Ocean :ocean
156. TV/Radio :tv
157. Black/White ::racist
158. McDonald's/Wendy's :Wendy's
159. Your Mom/Your Granny :both :(
160. Sicily/Croatia :both kkhtf
161. Christina/Britney :no
162. Gum/Lollypop :chicken quesadilla
163. Wintergreen/Freshmint :blech

{ NUMERO CINCO - Nameness }
164. Name the one hit wonder...
- Cherry Cola :
- I'm a Bitch : alanis
- I will love again :
- Mambo 5 :black guy
- Aserje hey ha :
- All the things she said :tatu? >_>
- I'll be there for you :REMBRANDTSSSS
- I'm gonna get through this :
- One week :i know, I just forgot
- Bring Me to liiiife :Evaesnace?fgre?
- Sex and Candy :ahaha that song is cule
165. Name 5 things you can do with...
- a paper clip : clip, stick in mouth, poke, scratch, throw at
- orange juice :agghhh this is borrring
- a stick :
- a pen with no ink :
- string :
- a soda bottle :
- a safety pin :
- pencil :
- music stand :
- a peice of paper :
- an inkpen :
- a lollypop :
- a stapler :
- chalk :
- a peice of wood :
- scissors :
- your shirt :
- sticky notes :
- html :
- css :
- tape :
- plastic wrap :
- tin foil :
- gum :
- gum wrappers :
- white out :
- inflatable pool toy :
- blank cdr :
- a dead beetle :
- 3 dead beetles :

166. Did you have fun taking this survey? :no
167. Was it easy? :no
168. Would you take it again, if you could? :no
169. are you happy its over? :yes
170. Do you love me now? :**** you
171. Did this hurt your brain? :my hands
172. Bye! :FREEDOMERTFSDV

( NUMERO UNO - You, Yourself, and YOU! YAY!! )
001. Full First Name: sarah
002. Name you go by: sarah
003. Your last name backwards: haras
004. now spell it reversed from the middle: raash? i don't get it
005. was that hard? : sure
006. Sex : f
007. Your Age : 16
008. Height : 5'10
009. Weight : 135
010. Race : white
011. Origin [ie- italian, irish, etc.] : GIBBA - german, irish, british, belarusian and american
012. What color is your house? : umm im not telling ewe what my house looks lyk bitch
013. is it purple? : not tellingggggg
014. do you wish it was purple? : i wish ewe would stop asking for such private information
015. Hair Color : blonde and black
016. Eye Color : green/blue but mostly green h33h33

( NUMERO DOS - School! YAY!! }
018. Current Grade/Grade entering : 11th
019. GPA : 2.0
020. Favorite Class : choir
021. Why? : i <3 singing and music
022. Favorite Teacher : choir teacher
023. Why? : bcuz he thinbks i have one of the best voices in all the choirs and is giving me private voice lessons during the summer
024. Least Favorite Teacher : mm i dunno lolllzz
025. Why? : cuz he iz gae
026. Who was your...
- First Grade Teacher : mrs flatt
- Fifth gRade teacher : mrs king
- Sixth grade math teacher : mrs abram
- sixth grade science teacher : mrs king but we didn't do science a lot lolz
- Seventh grade Social Studies teacher :mrs mac but we didn't do social studies a lot either lolz
- Eigth grade science teacher : mr leitner
- Nineth grade english teacher : mrs hughes
- Sixth grade english teacher : mrs king
- Second grade teacher : mrs johnson
- third grade teacher : mrs mceuenhowever the hell ewe spell it
- Eigth grade math teacher : mrs dutt
027. Type a random teacher quote...NOW! : BOYS AND GIRLS!!!!!!!1
028. What was the lowest grade you ever got on a test? : 0
029. Did you study? : no
030. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? : no
031. Who? : 86
033. Are you a band geek/orch dork? : no, i'm a choir nerd
034. If sho... what do you play? : nothing (in school) besides voice
035. What chair are you? : conan o'brien
036. Are you in marching band? : no
037. If so... do you like it? : rubber bands and a straw
038. What language do you take? : none
039. Is your foreign language teacher as dumb as mine? : when i thought i was dying
040. More about your wonderful educators, who was [if so, who]...
omg diziz stupid
041. Were any of them [if so who]...
ya diziz gae

( NUMERO TRES - Random Questions! YAY!! }
042. Do you like pepsi blue? : ew god no
043. Do you like it just because it's blue? : texas
044. Why do you think people crossdres? : theyre sexist n stuff
045. Are you republican? : HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NO
046. Are you russian? : no
047. Okay, Lena Katina, what does 'do****at', 'prostit', and 'pokazhi' mean? : bill gates
048. What's your favorite adam sandler movie? : the one about the guy's favorite show gumbel 2 gumbel gets cancelled so he tells everyone that his son is terminally ill with tumorsyphillisisisosis and his last wish is to have gumbel 2 gumbel put back on the air, but when his wife finds out about it he must tell everyone the truth, but instead he tells them that he is a miracle worker and he healed his son, so everyone starts worshipping him as if he were god and then god gets pissed off at him and reinforced the plagues, and just as he is about to strike the man's son dead, he apologizes, god's co-worker turns off the plagues, and everything goes back to normal.
049. Okay, do you hate adam sandler? : not really
050. What's your favorite adam sandler song? : that idiot makes music?
051. Do you like t.A.T.u ? : no
052. Do you think they're REALLY lesbians? : not really
053. What's your favotie t.A.T.u song? : megadeth was awesome last night, yo
054. What do you think t.A.T.u stand for? : tuhjfvj ayd tiugl ufgfg
055. Who's amy lee? : evanescence frontwoman
056. Do you think Amy lee is her real name ? : sure
057. How out of tune is a saxaphone compared to the rest of the band? : at the beach
058. Do you think i expect you to know that? : my cell phone
059. Say this sentence in any language 'I go to the store with pablo.' : uhigygouiyfiuky oi ouyb ouug lkjy iuyk pablo
060. Did you say it in spanish? : no
061. Was that proper use of subliminal messaging? : whatttt
062. Who's lolli? : :lol:li
064. And WHERE IS waldo? : hiding with osama bin laden
065. Are you holding him hostage in yer basement? : no
066. Do you use hair gel? : no
067. what kind? : a little after 9 pm
068. Do you like yer hair hard or soft? : soft
069. Do you like this number? : NO CUZ T33NBAGER5 R STUPID GOD GROW UP EWEW REEEEEEEEETARD2222
070. do you LUV IT *kick*? : NO I H8 IT B17CH
071. Do you like black and white cookies? : WHAT? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
072. How 'bout Klezmer music? : WHAT? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
073. Do you know any Klezmer music? :WHAT? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
074. How does a sonata go? : WHAT? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
075. Do you know what Mozart's 'Rondo Alla Turca' was? : WHAT? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
076. Can you sightread the 'Adagio' movement of his 'clarinet concerto'?:PRO0BABLY
077. oh wait, are you in chorus? : YA
078. Are you preppy? : NOT REALLY BUT IM NOT ALL S:eyes2:PID LYK EVERYWON ELSE IS AL, "EWWWWWWW! I H8 PREPZ!" IM NOTlyk dat i am accepting of preps cuz they are epeople 2
079. Do you have straight hair? : ya
080. Do you like your hair? : ya
081. What's a polynomial? : UH TYPE OF ALGEBRA PROBLEM WITH SEREVERAL SETS OF PARENTHESES
082. Who sells microfleece? : GEORGE W. BUSH
083. Is the navy really OLD? : LOLZIEZ I DUN NO
084. do you like kohl's? : NO
085. How many things have you bought from there? : 0
086. How bout hot topic? : UH LOT
087. have you ever thought about wearing a tie like avril lavigne? : NO
088. If you have, have you tried to seek counseling? : PETER AND CHRIS
089. Do you watch Seinfeld : NO
090. What's kramer's first name? : KRAMER
091. What's the other kramer's first name? : REMARK WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOLY SHHHHIT EVERYPNE "KRAMER" SPELLED BACKWARDS IS REMARK K333333333333WL LOLZ
092. Are buffalo wings good? : NO
093. Did you know my uncle invented them? : BLACK
094. How many grapes can you fit in your mouth? : i DUNB REALLY KNOW BITCH35
095. What was walbaums before it was walbaums? : BAUMWalls
096. Who's helen hunt? : uh st:eyes2:pid laYD33
097. Does she scare you? : NO
098. What does v. mean? : VERB
099. What's the name of Iron on the periodic table? : Fe, BITCHES! Takin chemistry did hAVE ITZ BENEFITS I GUESS LOLLLLLLZZZ!!!
100. Do you think you have too much free time? : not really
101. Do you like lazor tag? : not rilly AND LEARN HOW 2 SPELL LASER RIGHTguard®
EWE DUM BITCH
103. Isn't it boring? : not r1lly
104. When you go to a birthday party at a lazor tag place, dont you think they rig the score boards so the "birthday boy's" team always wins? : WHO CARES
105. What religeon are you? : THAT IS A PERSONAL QUESTION EWE STUPID TACTLESS BITC H
106. What does it mean if a person pulls off one of your bracelets that you made from the top of a soda bottle? : GOD THIS IS STUPID
107. Is it true that all band rooms have the same carpet? : I DUN NO
108. All chorus rooms do too...right? : I DUN NO
109. Do you watch SNL? : NO
110. Does mike myers rock your socks? : NO
111. He should : ADOLF HITLER
112. Do they carebears make you sick? : no
113. Who's your favorite carebear? : I DuN no
114. Carebear cousin? : GOD I DUN NO
115. Who's your favorite Goonie? : WHO THE HELL IS THAT
IM SKIPPING ALL THESE S2OPID GOONIE QUESTIONSESESESES
120. How tall would you consider short? : 0'1
121. How tall would you consider tall? : 485743095864309564075634875643057'4
122. What's your favorite store in the mall? : BORDER'SS!!!!1
123. Do you like taco bell? : NO
124. What do you usually order from there? : NOTHING.. bitch
125. How bout McDonalds? : ya
126. Burger King? : ya
127. Wendy's? :NO
128. Is it really better here, at wendys? : UM NO
129. Do you think they should bring 'Ren and Stimpy' back to Nick? : OHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(OOO x 3,487,324)
130. How bout 'Salute your shorts?'? : whoooooooooo careeeeeeeseseses
131. 'Pete and Pete'? : STUPID BITC H
132. Did you like Pete, or Pete? : MOTHER BRAIKB N
133. What did pete name is tattoo? : SHELLEY
134. Is my name REALLY jonas? : SHUT UP
135. Is white out multi functional? : YA
136. Have you ever colored on your shoes? : YA
137. What did you draw on them? : STUFF
138. Were they prettty? : I GUESS
139. Have you ever been to band camp? : NO
140. Have you ever been to fat camp? : NO
141. What's your favorite number? : 0
142. Why is it your favorite number? : NUN
143. Describe your LJ username : NO
144. Do you miss anything/anyone? : YA
145. What's for dinner? : I GOT AWAY WITH EATRING SOME NASTY **** BUT IN STEAD EYE HAD TO EAT PIZZA IT WAS SO GROOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS555555
146. Who's Harold? : NOBODY, OKAY?????????????????????????????/////////////

{ NUMERO CUATRO - This or that }
147. Chocolate/Vanilla : VANILLA
148. Vanilla Coke/Pepsi Blue : VANILLA COKE
149. Band/Orchestra : ORCVHWESTRA
150. Pen/Pencil : PEN
151. Old/New : DEPENDSESESES.ESES
152. VHS/DVD : DVD
153. Gay/Straight : STRAIGHT N ANYONE WHO REPLIES 2 THIS AND CALLS MWE A HOMOPHOBES IS SO STUPID DAT IF THERE WERE A STUPID CONTEST, THGEY WOUYLD WIN
154. Chinese/Japanese : WHO CARESA
155. Pool/Ocean : NEWEITHER
156. TV/Radio : TV
157. Black/White :BLACK
158. McDonald's/Wendy's : I AM NOT GOING 2 ANSWER THAT
159. Your Mom/Your Granny : MOM
160. Sicily/Croatia : GODDDDDDDD STUPIDE BOITCHESESESESES
161. Christina/Britney : CGRISTINA
162. Gum/Lollypop : LOLLIPOP LEASRN HOW TO SPELL IT RIGJT DUMB BITCH
163. Wintergreen/Freshmint : WGHO VCARES I DUN NO

{ NUMERO CINCO - Nameness }
164. Name the one hit wonder... WHAT THE HELL. EWE MEAN NAME THE ARTIST. OK.
- Cherry Cola : I DUN NO
- I'm a Bitch : A BITCH
- I will love again : I DUN NO
- Mambo 5 : I DUN NO WHAT HIS ****ING NAME IS
- Aserje hey ha : TOTASLLY DOINT KNOW
- All the things she said : TATU
- I'll be there for you : I DUN NO
- I'm gonna get through this : I DUN NOOOOOO
- One week : BARENAKED LAYDEES EYE BELIEVE
- Bring Me to liiiife : EVANESCENCE, AND WHAT THE ****? FIRST OF ALL IT'S WAAAAAA4E444444444Y 2 EARLY 2 TELL WHTHER THEY HAVE A 1 HIT WONDER, N SECOND OFALL RTHEY HAD @ LEAST 1 OTHER RADIO HIT (MYU IMORRAMTAL) SO THEY CANT B A 1 HIT WONDER ARTOST. GOD EWE S2PID IDIOTIC BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII111111111TCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHuh.
- Sex and Candy : god i dont know bitch
165. Name 5 things you can do with...NO IM GONNA NAME 1 STUPID IDOT
- a paper clip : CLIP PAPERS
- orange juice : DRINK
- a stick : HIT
- a pen with no ink : CHEW
- string : HANG YOURSELF
- a soda bottle : THROW IT AWAY
- a safety pin : CUT URSLELF
- pencil : WRITE
- music stand : PUT SH333333333ET MUSIC ON IT
- a peice of paper : WRITE ON IT
- an inkpen : WRITE
- a lollypop : EAT IT AND DAMNIT SPELL IT RIGHT ITS LOLLIPOP IDIOTTTTah
- a stapler : STAPLER... HAY EWE HAVE OFFICIALLY NAYMD MY 2 FAVORTITE INANIMATE OBJECTS!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA444444Y!!!!!!!!!1111
- chalk : GET RID OF IT IMMEDIATELY CUZ I H8 CHALK AND CHALK BOARDS (IMAGINES SCRATCHING IT, SHUDDERZ, THEN IMAGINES SCRATCHING THE SOFT RUBBERY MATERIAL ON MY MP3 PLAYER) AHH DATS BETTER
- a peice of wood : BURN IT
- scissors : CUT...........urself
- your shirt : WEAR IT
- sticky notes : WRITE NOTES AND STICK THEM ON STUFF
- html : MAKE WEB SITEWS
- css : MAKES WEB SITES
- tape : TAPE THINGSA
- plastic wrap : COVER REFRIGERATED FOOD IN OPEN CONTAINERS WITH IT
- tin foil : SAYM THING
- gum : CHEW IT
- gum wrappers : THROW THEM AWAY
- white out : IS THIS STUPID PART ALMOST OVER. MAKE CORRECTIONS
- inflatable pool toy : PLAY WITH IT
- blank cdr : MAKE A cd
- a dead beetle : forget about it
- 3 dead beetles : forget BAOUT IT

166. Did you have fun taking this survey? : SORTTA IT GOT BORING N OBNNOXIOUSLY S2PID AT TYMS THO
167. Was it easy? : NOT REALLY
168. Would you take it again, if you could? : MAYBE
169. are you happy its over? : YA
170. Do you love me now? : NO
171. Did this hurt your brain? : NOT REALLY
172. Bye! : SCRAM

lol...a good one for work when I have 5 hours to kill.

lol...a good one for work when I have 5 hours to kill.

Yeah :lol:

Maybe I'll do this when I have more time!

( NUMERO UNO - You, Yourself, and YOU! YAY!! )
001. Full First Name: Sara..that's all you need to know
002. Name you go by: Sara
003. Your last name backwards: none of your bizotch
004. now spell it reversed from the middle: what?
005. was that hard? : nooz
006. Sex : female
007. Your Age : 18
008. Height : 5'5 or somthing around there
009. Weight : none of your bizotch
010. Race : white
011. Origin [ie- italian, irish, etc.] : italian, spanish
012. What color is your house? : white
013. is it purple? : nopez
014. do you wish it was purple? : nah
015. Hair Color : brown
016. Eye Color : hazelish brown

( NUMERO DOS - School! YAY!! }
018. Current Grade/Grade entering : none. out of high school.
019. GPA : not sure dont care
020. Favorite Class : Lunch. hah.
021. Why? : why do you think
022. Favorite Teacher : 11th grade
023. Why? : fun
024. Least Favorite Teacher : 12th grade SS teacher
025. Why? : bitchh
026. Who was your...
- First Grade Teacher : uhh...Ms. something..idk
- Fifth gRade teacher : mrs. drew
- Sixth grade math teacher : mrs. m
- sixth grade science teacher : mrs. s
- Seventh grade Social Studies teacher :
- Eigth grade science teacher :
- Nineth grade english teacher :
- Sixth grade english teacher :
- Second grade teacher :
- third grade teacher :
- Eigth grade math teacher :

i dont remember^ lol?

027. Type a random teacher quote...NOW! : you suck
028. What was the lowest grade you ever got on a test? : 25
029. Did you study? : nope
030. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? : no
031. Who? : no
033. Are you a band geek/orch dork? : no
034. If sho... what do you play? : no
035. What chair are you? : no
036. Are you in marching band? : no
037. If so... do you like it? : no
038. What language do you take? : spanish
039. Is your foreign language teacher as dumb as mine? : sure is
[Note: I deleted numbers 40 & 41 because they were too silly!]

( NUMERO TRES - Random Questions! YAY!! }
042. Do you like pepsi blue? : nah
043. Do you like it just because it's blue? : no
044. Why do you think people crossdres? : cos they bored
045. Are you republican? : No!
046. Are you russian? : nope
047. Okay, Lena Katina, what does 'do****at', 'prostit', and 'pokazhi' mean? : wha?
048. What's your favorite adam sandler movie? : i dont like adam sandler
049. Okay, do you hate adam sandler? : yah
050. What's your favorite adam sandler song? : the hanukah song
051. Do you like t.A.T.u ? : no
052. Do you think they're REALLY lesbians? : possibly
053. What's your favotie t.A.T.u song? : i dont know
054. What do you think t.A.T.u stand for? : idk
055. Who's amy lee? : in evanesance
056. Do you think Amy lee is her real name ? : prbably
057. How out of tune is a saxaphone compared to the rest of the band? : really out of tune
058. Do you think i expect you to know that? : idk hah
059. Say this sentence in any language 'I go to the store with pablo.' : i dont know
060. Did you say it in spanish? : no
061. Was that proper use of subliminal messaging? : no
062. Who's lolli? : idk
064. And WHERE IS waldo? : in my pants
065. Are you holding him hostage in yer basement? : yes!
066. Do you use hair gel? : yes
067. what kind? : regular kind
068. Do you like yer hair hard or soft? : soft
069. Do you like this number? : 69? noo
070. do you LUV IT *kick*? : yess
071. Do you like black and white cookies? : sureee
072. How 'bout Klezmer music? : wha
073. Do you know any Klezmer music? : no
074. How does a sonata go? : wha
075. Do you know what Mozart's 'Rondo Alla Turca' was? : no
076. Can you sightread the 'Adagio' movement of his 'clarinet concerto'?: no
077. oh wait, are you in chorus? : used to be
078. Are you preppy? : no
079. Do you have straight hair? : no
080. Do you like your hair? : yes
081. What's a polynomial? : idk
082. Who sells microfleece? : idk
083. Is the navy really OLD? : i guess
084. do you like kohl's? : no
085. How many things have you bought from there? : like none
086. How bout hot topic? : yesh
087. have you ever thought about wearing a tie like avril lavigne? : no
088. If you have, have you tried to seek counseling? : ah no
089. Do you watch Seinfeld : sometimes
090. What's kramer's first name? : idk
091. What's the other kramer's first name? : idk
092. Are buffalo wings good? : i'm a vegetarian
093. Did you know my uncle invented them? : nope
094. How many grapes can you fit in your mouth? : 1
095. What was walbaums before it was walbaums? : walbaums 1
096. Who's helen hunt? : no clue
097. Does she scare you? : m,aybe
098. What does v. mean? : very?
099. What's the name of Iron on the periodic table? : idk
100. Do you think you have too much free time? : no
101. Do you like lazor tag? : no
103. Isn't it boring? : yes
104. When you go to a birthday party at a lazor tag place, dont you think they rig the score boards so the "birthday boy's" team always wins? : probably
105. What religeon are you? : christian
106. What does it mean if a person pulls off one of your bracelets that you made from the top of a soda bottle? : idc
107. Is it true that all band rooms have the same carpet? : idk
108. All chorus rooms do too...right? : idk!
109. Do you watch SNL? : no
110. Does mike myers rock your socks? : no
111. He should : noo
112. Do they carebears make you sick? : no
113. Who's your favorite carebear? : cheerbear
114. Carebear cousin? : what?
115. Who's your favorite Goonie? : never saw
116. Why? :
117. Who played 'stef' in the goonies? :
118. Who played 'chunk' in the goonies? :
119. Who played 'mikey' in the goonies? :
120. How tall would you consider short? : like 5'0
121. How tall would you consider tall? : 6'0
122. What's your favorite store in the mall? : rave
123. Do you like taco bell? : yes
124. What do you usually order from there? : nachos
125. How bout McDonalds? : fries
126. Burger King? : nope
127. Wendy's? : fries
128. Is it really better here, at wendys? : no
129. Do you think they should bring 'Ren and Stimpy' back to Nick? : no
130. How bout 'Salute your shorts?'? : yess
131. 'Pete and Pete'? : no
132. Did you like Pete, or Pete? : how bout....PETE
133. What did pete name is tattoo? : idk
134. Is my name REALLY jonas? : no
135. Is white out multi functional? :yes
136. Have you ever colored on your shoes? : yes
137. What did you draw on them? : hearts
138. Were they prettty? : yes
139. Have you ever been to band camp? :no
140. Have you ever been to fat camp? : no
141. What's your favorite number? :83473274824784723
142. Why is it your favorite number? : you suck
143. Describe your LJ username : dont have
144. Do you miss anything/anyone? : yes
145. What's for dinner? : ate it.
146. Who's Harold? : a guy

{ NUMERO CUATRO - This or that }
147. Chocolate/Vanilla : chocoate
148. Vanilla Coke/Pepsi Blue : vanilla coke
149. Band/Orchestra : band
150. Pen/Pencil : pen
151. Old/New : new
152. VHS/DVD : dvd
153. Gay/Straight : gay
154. Chinese/Japanese : chinese
155. Pool/Ocean : pool
156. TV/Radio : tv
157. Black/White : white
158. McDonald's/Wendy's : wendys
159. Your Mom/Your Granny : mom
160. Sicily/Croatia : sicily
161. Christina/Britney : britney
162. Gum/Lollypop : gum
163. Wintergreen/Freshmint :freshmint

{ NUMERO CINCO - Nameness }
164. Name the one hit wonder...
- Cherry Cola :
- I'm a Bitch :
- I will love again :
- Mambo 5 :
- Aserje hey ha :
- All the things she said :
- I'll be there for you :
- I'm gonna get through this :
- One week :
- Bring Me to liiiife :
- Sex and Candy :

what?


165. Name 5 things you can do with...
- a paper clip :
- orange juice :
- a stick :
- a pen with no ink :
- string :
- a soda bottle :
- a safety pin :
- pencil :
- music stand :
- a peice of paper :
- an inkpen :
- a lollypop :
- a stapler :
- chalk :
- a peice of wood :
- scissors :
- your shirt :
- sticky notes :
- html :
- css :
- tape :
- plastic wrap :
- tin foil :
- gum :
- gum wrappers :
- white out :
- inflatable pool toy :
- blank cdr :
- a dead beetle :
- 3 dead beetles :

166. Did you have fun taking this survey? :
167. Was it easy? :
168. Would you take it again, if you could? :
169. are you happy its over? :
170. Do you love me now? :
171. Did this hurt your brain? :
172. Bye! :



dont wanna finish. this survey sucks.

( NUMERO UNO - You, Yourself, and YOU! YAY!! )
001. Full First Name: Melissa
002. Name you go by: Mel or Melissa
003. Your last name backwards: XXXXXXX
004. now spell it reversed from the middle: XXXXXXX
005. was that hard? : not at all
006. Sex : sure (yes, yes, oldest joke in the book)
007. Your Age : 20
008. Height : 5'8
009. Weight : HA!
010. Race : white
011. Origin [ie- italian, irish, etc.] : don't know..
012. What color is your house? : brick
013. is it purple? : nope
014. do you wish it was purple? : nope
015. Hair Color :brown
016. Eye Color :hazel

( NUMERO DOS - School! YAY!! }
018. Current Grade/Grade entering : 3rd year in college
019. GPA : 3.2
020. Favorite Class : they are all about the same
021. Why? : $$$$
022. Favorite Teacher : Beau
023. Why? : easy A
024. Least Favorite Teacher : Bob
025. Why? : he's a dick
026. Who was your...
- First Grade Teacher : Mrs. Bolding
- Fifth gRade teacher : Mrs. Fields
- Sixth grade math teacher : Mr. Tankersly
- sixth grade science teacher : Mr. Blackwell, I think
- Seventh grade Social Studies teacher : Mrs. Jordan (Loved her!)
- Eigth grade science teacher : Dr. Weekes
- Nineth grade english teacher : Mrs. Kaminska
- Sixth grade english teacher : Can't remember her name
- Second grade teacher : Mrs. Lee (she sucked)
- third grade teacher : Mrs. Rogers
- Eigth grade math teacher : can't remember her name.. taught me Alg. I though
027. Type a random teacher quote...NOW! : eat an apple
028. What was the lowest grade you ever got on a test? : probably in the 20s
029. Did you study? : hope not
030. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? : yep
031. Who? : dunno, some student teacher
033. Are you a band geek/orch dork? : nope
034. If sho... what do you play? :
035. What chair are you? :
036. Are you in marching band? : no
037. If so... do you like it? :
038. What language do you take? : english
039. Is your foreign language teacher as dumb as mine? :
[Note: I deleted numbers 40 & 41 because they were too silly!]

( NUMERO TRES - Random Questions! YAY!! }
042. Do you like pepsi blue? : no
043. Do you like it just because it's blue? : no
044. Why do you think people crossdres? : cause they want to be pretty
045. Are you republican? : yes
046. Are you russian? : nope
047. Okay, Lena Katina, what does 'do****at', 'prostit', and 'pokazhi' mean? : pass the cheese, please
048. What's your favorite adam sandler movie? : i like 'em all
049. Okay, do you hate adam sandler? : nope
050. What's your favorite adam sandler song? : the hannakuah song
051. Do you like t.A.T.u ? : dunno
052. Do you think they're REALLY lesbians? : sure
053. What's your favotie t.A.T.u song? : ummm... the one where they came out?
054. What do you think t.A.T.u stand for? : not sure
055. Who's amy lee? : amy lee grant?
056. Do you think Amy lee is her real name ? : why not?
057. How out of tune is a saxaphone compared to the rest of the band? : beats me
058. Do you think i expect you to know that? : nope
059. Say this sentence in any language 'I go to the store with pablo.' : I go to the store with pablo
060. Did you say it in spanish? : nope
061. Was that proper use of subliminal messaging? : sure
062. Who's lolli? : pop
064. And WHERE IS waldo? : getting ****faced in the closet
065. Are you holding him hostage in yer basement? : yea, i'm bleaching his shirt
066. Do you use hair gel? : nope
067. what kind? :
068. Do you like yer hair hard or soft? : soft
069. Do you like this number? : nope
070. do you LUV IT *kick*? : *slap*
071. Do you like black and white cookies? : yep
072. How 'bout Klezmer music? : ummm....
073. Do you know any Klezmer music? :no
074. How does a sonata go? : cha-ching
075. Do you know what Mozart's 'Rondo Alla Turca' was? : nope
076. Can you sightread the 'Adagio' movement of his 'clarinet concerto'?:no
077. oh wait, are you in chorus? : no
078. Are you preppy? : no
079. Do you have straight hair? : yea
080. Do you like your hair? : yea
081. What's a polynomial? : a disease
082. Who sells microfleece? : Old Navy
083. Is the navy really OLD? : na
084. do you like kohl's? : na
085. How many things have you bought from there? : 0
086. How bout hot topic? : no
087. have you ever thought about wearing a tie like avril lavigne? : no
088. If you have, have you tried to seek counseling? :
089. Do you watch Seinfeld : no
090. What's kramer's first name? : Mr.
091. What's the other kramer's first name? : Mrs.
092. Are buffalo wings good? : yep
093. Did you know my uncle invented them? : sure
094. How many grapes can you fit in your mouth? : 99
095. What was walbaums before it was walbaums? : walbams
096. Who's helen hunt? : that lady
097. Does she scare you? : no
098. What does v. mean? : z
099. What's the name of Iron on the periodic table? :
100. Do you think you have too much free time? : nope
101. Do you like lazor tag? : no
103. Isn't it boring? : no
104. When you go to a birthday party at a lazor tag place, dont you think they rig the score boards so the "birthday boy's" team always wins? :
105. What religeon are you? : Christian
106. What does it mean if a person pulls off one of your bracelets that you made from the top of a soda bottle? : they banged you? i dunno
107. Is it true that all band rooms have the same carpet? : no
108. All chorus rooms do too...right? : no
109. Do you watch SNL? : no
110. Does mike myers rock your socks? : no
111. He should : no
112. Do they carebears make you sick? : no
113. Who's your favorite carebear? : the pink one
114. Carebear cousin? : you are boring me now....

( NUMERO UNO - You, Yourself, and YOU! YAY!! )
001. Full First Name: Not going to say whole name just Tricia
002. Name you go by:Tricia, Tk, Dr.Tk, Patty, Patty k, Pat
003. Your last name backwards:not going to say.
004. now spell it reversed from the middle: um... what? lol not going to say
005. was that hard? : w/e
006. Sex :female
007. Your Age : 15
008. Height :5'0"
009. Weight : 125
010. Race : White lol American
011. Origin [ie- italian, irish, etc.] : Italian, French, Indian...
012. What color is your house? : greish kinda sorta color
013. is it purple? : Did I say it was "Purple"?
014. do you wish it was purple? : um... no...
015. Hair Color :blackish brown with red hint to it...
016. Eye Color : blueish green

( NUMERO DOS - School! YAY!! }
018. Current Grade/Grade entering : grade entering is 10th
019. GPA : um... 2.5 - 3.0
020. Favorite Class : A.G. (FFA)
021. Why? :Becuase it's fun and it teaches a lot of stuff at the same time!
022. Favorite Teacher : the ag teacher...
023. Why? : 'cuase he's cool and he gets the stuff across
024. Least Favorite Teacher :um... The P.E. Teacher
025. Why? : 'cuase she's just mean... and annyoing
026. Who was your...
- First Grade Teacher : not saying
- Fifth gRade teacher : not saying
- Sixth grade math teacher : not saying
- sixth grade science teacher : not saying
- Seventh grade Social Studies teacher : not saying
- Eigth grade science teacher : not saying
- Nineth grade english teacher : not saying
- Sixth grade english teacher : not saying
- Second grade teacher : not saying
- third grade teacher :) not saying
- Eigth grade math teacher : not saying
027. Type a random teacher quote...SHUTUP!!! mostly to me... lol
028. What was the lowest grade you ever got on a test? : F (math)
029. Did you study? : um... sorta lol
030. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? : yeppers ;)
031. Who? : the 8th grade math teacher...
033. Are you a band geek/orch dork? : use to be in band just quit this year!
034. If sho... what do you play? : I still play the DRUMS!
035. What chair are you? : um...
036. Are you in marching band? : use to be... not anymore quit band!
037. If so... do you like it? : it was alright carrying those drums could get kinda tiresome lol
038. What language do you take? : taking spanish this year
039. Is your foreign language teacher as dumb as mine? :Um... I don't know...
[Note: I deleted numbers 40 & 41 because they were too silly!]

( NUMERO TRES - Random Questions! YAY!! }
042. Do you like pepsi blue? : i don't know...
043. Do you like it just because it's blue? : lol heck why not...
044. Why do you think people crossdres? : um... I don't know lol
045. Are you republican? :yeppers
046. Are you russian? : nope
047. Okay, Lena Katina, what does 'do****at', 'prostit', and 'pokazhi' mean? : don't know...
048. What's your favorite adam sandler movie? :um... Daddy Day Care (I GUESS)
049. Okay, do you hate adam sandler? : um... no...
050. What's your favorite adam sandler song? : heck if I know
051. Do you like t.A.T.u ? : um... not really
052. Do you think they're REALLY lesbians? : I don't know... don't really care...
053. What's your favotie t.A.T.u song? : none
054. What do you think t.A.T.u stand for? : heck if know don't really care
055. Who's amy lee? :don't know
056. Do you think Amy lee is her real name ? : don't know don't care
057. How out of tune is a saxaphone compared to the rest of the band? : um... depends I guess
058. Do you think i expect you to know that? :I sure hope not lol
059. Say this sentence in any language 'I go to the store with pablo.' :
060. Did you say it in spanish? : um... no cause I don't know how lol
061. Was that proper use of subliminal messaging? :um... what?
062. Who's lolli? : don't know
064. And WHERE IS waldo? : don't know
065. Are you holding him hostage in yer basement? : um... no .
066. Do you use hair gel? : nope
067. what kind? : I said I don't use any!!!!
068. Do you like yer hair hard or soft? : soft lol
069. Do you like this number? : lol haha :lol:
070. do you LUV IT *kick*? : um... what?
071. Do you like black and white cookies? : sure lol oreos
072. How 'bout Klezmer music? : um... no
073. Do you know any Klezmer music? : um... nope
074. How does a sonata go? : don't know
075. Do you know what Mozart's 'Rondo Alla Turca' was? : um... no
076. Can you sightread the 'Adagio' movement of his 'clarinet concerto'?: nope
077. oh wait, are you in chorus? : nope
078. Are you preppy? : nope not really
079. Do you have straight hair? : kinda curley
080. Do you like your hair? : um... sometimes lol
081. What's a polynomial? : um... I don't know
082. Who sells microfleece? : don't know
083. Is the navy really OLD? :don't know ...
084. do you like kohl's? : never been
085. How many things have you bought from there? :NONE
086. How bout hot topic? : Never been
087. have you ever thought about wearing a tie like avril lavigne? : um... no
088. If you have, have you tried to seek counseling? : LOL !!!!
089. Do you watch Seinfeld : nope
090. What's kramer's first name? : don't know
091. What's the other kramer's first name? : don't know
092. Are buffalo wings good? : yeppers
093. Did you know my uncle invented them? : um... w/e
094. How many grapes can you fit in your mouth? : don't know...
095. What was walbaums before it was walbaums? : don't know
096. Who's helen hunt? : sounds similar lol but don't know at this moment lol
097. Does she scare you? : don't know
098. What does v. mean? : What?
099. What's the name of Iron on the periodic table? : Fe (Symbol)
100. Do you think you have too much free time? : um... at this moment I really am feeling I have "WAY" to much "free" time...
101. Do you like lazor tag? : um... never played...
103. Isn't it boring? : don't know looks fun
104. When you go to a birthday party at a lazor tag place, dont you think they rig the score boards so the "birthday boy's" team always wins? : w/e
105. What religeon are you? : Baptise
106. What does it mean if a person pulls off one of your bracelets that you made from the top of a soda bottle? : this is sure a stupied survey...
107. Is it true that all band rooms have the same carpet? : no they don't what a stupied question
108. All chorus rooms do too...right? : don't know don't really care... why would any one!!!! lol
109. Do you watch SNL? : sometimes
110. Does mike myers rock your socks? : no...
111. He should : um... yeah w/e
112. Do they carebears make you sick? : don't really care...
113. Who's your favorite carebear? : don't know
114. Carebear cousin? : Don't know...
115. Who's your favorite Goonie? : all of 'em
116. Why? : 'cuase... lol
117. Who played 'stef' in the goonies? :don't know
118. Who played 'chunk' in the goonies? : don't know
119. Who played 'mikey' in the goonies? : don't know
120. How tall would you consider short? : I don't know... don't really think about it
121. How tall would you consider tall? : same thin' as 120
122. What's your favorite store in the mall? : um... jcpennys I guess...
123. Do you like taco bell? : yeppers
124. What do you usually order from there? : um... chalopa (SP) and a chip thingy o bob lol
125. How bout McDonalds? : yeppers
126. Burger King? : yeppers
127. Wendy's? : ok...
128. Is it really better here, at wendys? : um... what?
129. Do you think they should bring 'Ren and Stimpy' back to Nick? : um... I don't really care...
130. How bout 'Salute your shorts?'? : what?
131. 'Pete and Pete'? : what's that...?
132. Did you like Pete, or Pete? : never watched it!
133. What did pete name is tattoo? : don't know...
134. Is my name REALLY jonas? : heck if I know... don't really care...
135. Is white out multi functional? :um... what
136. Have you ever colored on your shoes? : um... once... really bored in band !!!!
137. What did you draw on them? :Dr.TK and some flames
138. Were they prettty? : sure why not
139. Have you ever been to band camp? : heck no!
140. Have you ever been to fat camp? : HECK NO!
141. What's your favorite number? : 28
142. Why is it your favorite number? : don't know
143. Describe your LJ username : don't have
144. Do you miss anything/anyone? : yeah My friend that passed away going to be a year august... she was a year older than me... :'(
145. What's for dinner? : had babeque (SP)
146. Who's Harold? : um... don't know...

{ NUMERO CUATRO - This or that }
147. Chocolate/Vanilla : both
148. Vanilla Coke/Pepsi Blue : vanilla coke
149. Band/Orchestra : either one
150. Pen/Pencil : either one
151. Old/New : w/e
152. VHS/DVD : DVD
153. Gay/Straight :Straight
154. Chinese/Japanese : um... w/e
155. Pool/Ocean : never been to the ocean ...
156. TV/Radio : either one
157. Black/White : both
158. McDonald's/Wendy's : McDonald's
159. Your Mom/Your Granny : BOTH
160. Sicily/Croatia : don't know
161. Christina/Britney : neither
162. Gum/Lollypop : both
163. Wintergreen/Freshmint : Wintergreen

{ NUMERO CINCO - Nameness }
164. Name the one hit wonder what?
- Cherry Cola :what?
- I'm a Bitch : what?
- I will love again : What?
- Mambo 5 : what?
- Aserje hey ha :What?
- All the things she said : What?
- I'll be there for you : ok w/e
- I'm gonna get through this : GOOD
- One week : what?
- Bring Me to liiiife : What?
- Sex and Candy : what?
165. Name 5 things you can do with...
- a paper clip : clip paper lol
- orange juice : drink it
- a stick : throw it
- a pen with no ink : throw the darn thin' away!
- string : tie somethin'
- a soda bottle : spin it lol haha ;)
- a safety pin : pin somethin'
- pencil : write
- music stand :put music on it
- a peice of paper : write or draw on it
- an inkpen : write with it
- a lollypop : suck on it lol
- a stapler : staple somethin'
- chalk : write with it
- a peice of wood :
- scissors : cut somethin'
- your shirt : wear it
- sticky notes : write somethin' on it and stick it somewhere! lol
- html :
- css :
- tape : tape somethin'
- plastic wrap : wrap somethin'
- tin foil :
- gum : chew
- gum wrappers : throw it a way!!!!
- white out : white out somethin'
- inflatable pool toy : float on it!
- blank cdr :
- a dead beetle :what?
- 3 dead beetles : what?

166. Did you have fun taking this survey? : um... no!!!! it's just plain dumb lol haha
167. Was it easy? : sure why not...
168. Would you take it again, if you could? : um... no!!!!
169. are you happy its over? : sure
170. Do you love me now? :um... no
171. Did this hurt your brain? : no... just took quite a long time!!!!
172. Bye! :adios (finally It's all over!!!!)

bored as hell so heres another one but then im goin to find somethin to do its only 2 in the morning....

( NUMERO UNO - You, Yourself, and YOU! YAY!! )
001. Full First Name: Cara
002. Name you go by: umm Fred syke Cara
003. Your last name backwards: yelspal
004. now spell it reversed from the middle:naw thats too hard
005. was that hard? : i dont know i thought it was too hard to try
006. Sex : yes please.....syke female
007. Your Age :17
008. Height : 5'4
009. Weight : 120lbs
010. Race : white
011. Origin [ie- italian, irish, etc.] : scotch irish, swedish,german,english
012. What color is your house? :blue
013. is it purple? : no its still blue
014. do you wish it was purple? : no not really
015. Hair Color :brown
016. Eye Color :brown

( NUMERO DOS - School! YAY!! }
018. Current Grade/Grade entering :12th
019. GPA : 2.0 barely
020. Favorite Class : english (last year didnt start this year yet)
021. Why? : liked the teacher
022. Favorite Teacher : piekut
023. Why? : she was funny
024. Least Favorite Teacher : hmmm LIBBY THAT BITCH
025. Why? : shes a sarcastic stupid mother ****in bitch i wish she died a horrible death and i would go to her funeral to make sure she was dead
026. Who was your...
- First Grade Teacher :Eckman
- Fifth gRade teacher :Spanbauer
- Sixth grade math teacher :Pascarella
- sixth grade science teacher :Pascarella
- Seventh grade Social Studies teacher :wuts his name umm umm Solomon
- Eigth grade science teacher :Mollica
- Nineth grade english teacher : Mazur
- Sixth grade english teacher :Pascarella
- Second grade teacher :Svercik
- third grade teacher : Feranski
- Eigth grade math teacher :uhhhhh damn ummm ohh ya Washburn
027. Type a random teacher quote...NOW! : CARA SHUT UP!
028. What was the lowest grade you ever got on a test? : a ZERO! there was a lot of zeros where that came from
029. Did you study? : hell no
030. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? :nope
031. Who? : you baby
033. Are you a band geek/orch dork? : nope i got kicked out of band in 7th grade
034. If sho... what do you play? : played the clarinet
035. What chair are you? : 1st
036. Are you in marching band? : no
037. If so... do you like it? :
038. What language do you take? :french
039. Is your foreign language teacher as dumb as mine? : dumber
[Note: I deleted numbers 40 & 41 because they were too silly!]

( NUMERO TRES - Random Questions! YAY!! }
042. Do you like pepsi blue? : no that was nasty
043. Do you like it just because it's blue? : i did buy it cause it was blue
044. Why do you think people crossdres? : because their gay
045. Are you republican? : no thank you
046. Are you russian? : WOOO NO BUT I PRETEND
047. Okay, Lena Katina, what does 'do****at', 'prostit', and 'pokazhi' mean? : it means IM A FAKE RUSSIAN IN RUSSIA
048. What's your favorite adam sandler movie? : i think hes annoying but billy madison
049. Okay, do you hate adam sandler? : how did you know
050. What's your favorite adam sandler song? : the hannukah one
051. Do you like t.A.T.u ? : no their lesbos
052. Do you think they're REALLY lesbians? : probably bisexual
053. What's your favotie t.A.T.u song? :runnin through my head cause it wont quit runnin through my ****in head
054. What do you think t.A.T.u stand for? :tits at tittybar university?
055. Who's amy lee? : you cousins friends mom?
056. Do you think Amy lee is her real name ? : no she married a asian
057. How out of tune is a saxaphone compared to the rest of the band? : VERY!
058. Do you think i expect you to know that? : did you?
059. Say this sentence in any language 'I go to the store with pablo.' : JE SUIS SUPER MARCHE ET PABLO.... that was french but i think i said "I am the super market and pablo"
060. Did you say it in spanish? :no i didnt wanna be racist so i made pablo french
061. Was that proper use of subliminal messaging? : ya
062. Who's lolli? : the mother of pop
064. And WHERE IS waldo? : next to that crossdresser hittin the crack pipe
065. Are you holding him hostage in yer basement? : no i let him go couldnt look at his ugly face anymore
066. Do you use hair gel? :no
067. what kind? : i dont use hair gel dude!
068. Do you like yer hair hard or soft? : soft
069. Do you like this number? : its my favorite
070. do you LUV IT *kick*? : YES I LOVE IT
071. Do you like black and white cookies? : as michael jackson would say it dont matter if its black or white
072. How 'bout Klezmer music? : no u jew
073. Do you know any Klezmer music? :it sounds jewish
074. How does a sonata go? : a whatatwa
075. Do you know what Mozart's 'Rondo Alla Turca' was? : his mistress
076. Can you sightread the 'Adagio' movement of his 'clarinet concerto'?:yep
077. oh wait, are you in chorus? : no i cant sing
078. Are you preppy? : no
079. Do you have straight hair? : i wish
080. Do you like your hair? : no
081. What's a polynomial? : its a multi sided shape thing
082. Who sells microfleece? : bill gates' mom
083. Is the navy really OLD? : extremely
084. do you like kohl's? : love it
085. How many things have you bought from there? : many
086. How bout hot topic? : no that store sucks
087. have you ever thought about wearing a tie like avril lavigne? : no but i thought about strangling avril lavigne with her tie
088. If you have, have you tried to seek counseling? :
089. Do you watch Seinfeld : ya
090. What's kramer's first name? : wait i know this naw i forget
091. What's the other kramer's first name? : kramer
092. Are buffalo wings good? : yep
093. Did you know my uncle invented them? : jessica simpson
094. How many grapes can you fit in your mouth? : more than you
095. What was walbaums before it was walbaums? : uh walls
096. Who's helen hunt? : some blond ho from twister and mad about u
097. Does she scare you? : her face does
098. What does v. mean? : versus
099. What's the name of Iron on the periodic table? : Fe thats the symbol i learned somethin before i failed chem
100. Do you think you have too much free time? : you could say that
101. Do you like lazor tag? : ya
103. Isn't it boring? : ya since i i only had one gun and one vest and had to play with myself
104. When you go to a birthday party at a lazor tag place, dont you think they rig the score boards so the "birthday boy's" team always wins? : ya those spoiled little pussys
105. What religeon are you? : roman catholic
106. What does it mean if a person pulls off one of your bracelets that you made from the top of a soda bottle? : they did u a favor
107. Is it true that all band rooms have the same carpet? : ya blue berber?
108. All chorus rooms do too...right? : probably
109. Do you watch SNL? : i like mad tv better
110. Does mike myers rock your socks? : in my wet dreams
111. He should : i kno
112. Do they carebears make you sick? : ya **** them
113. Who's your favorite carebear? : thug bear
114. Carebear cousin? : no none of my cousins are carebears but ones ********
115. Who's your favorite Goonie? : wats a goonie yo
116. Why? : cuz
117. Who played 'stef' in the goonies? : jodi sweden
118. Who played 'chunk' in the goonies? : a fatass
119. Who played 'mikey' in the goonies? : the life kid
120. How tall would you consider short? : 5'2
121. How tall would you consider tall? : 6'2
122. What's your favorite store in the mall? :kaufmanns
123. Do you like taco bell? : ya its bomb
124. What do you usually order from there? : 3 soft tacos
125. How bout McDonalds? : big mac
126. Burger King? : who eats at burger king?
127. Wendy's? : junior bacon cheesburger
128. Is it really better here, at wendys? : ya and cheaper!
129. Do you think they should bring 'Ren and Stimpy' back to Nick? : yep kids today are too soft
130. How bout 'Salute your shorts?'? : definately
131. 'Pete and Pete'? : yes
132. Did you like Pete, or Pete? : yep
133. What did pete name is tattoo? :some chicks name lola?
134. Is my name REALLY jonas? : no
135. Is white out multi functional? : YES!
136. Have you ever colored on your shoes? : a little
137. What did you draw on them? : i drew a penis and my name
138. Were they prettty? : ya duh
139. Have you ever been to band camp? : nope
140. Have you ever been to fat camp? : i wish
141. What's your favorite number? : 10 and 99
142. Why is it your favorite number? : it was my softball and powderpuff numbers
143. Describe your LJ username : well one day me and my friends were makin funna telemarketers and Cralappyhappy would be how a telemarketer would pronounce my name hers was heathcliff altsmacker
144. Do you miss anything/anyone? : yea
145. What's for dinner? : chicken
146. Who's Harold? : your boyfriend

{ NUMERO CUATRO - This or that }
147. Chocolate/Vanilla : chocolate
148. Vanilla Coke/Pepsi Blue :vanilla coke
149. Band/Orchestra :band
150. Pen/Pencil : pen
151. Old/New : old
152. VHS/DVD : dvd
153. Gay/Straight :straight
154. Chinese/Japanese :chinese
155. Pool/Ocean :pool
156. TV/Radio : tv
157. Black/White :black
158. McDonald's/Wendy's :wendys
159. Your Mom/Your Granny : mom
160. Sicily/Croatia : croatia
161. Christina/Britney : britney
162. Gum/Lollypop :lollypop with gum in the middle
163. Wintergreen/Freshmint : wintergreen

{ NUMERO CINCO - Nameness }
164. Name the one hit wonder...
- Cherry Cola :
- I'm a Bitch :
- I will love again :
- Mambo 5 :
- Aserje hey ha :
- All the things she said : T.A.T.U
- I'll be there for you :
- I'm gonna get through this :
- One week : Barenaked Ladies
- Bring Me to liiiife :
- Sex and Candy : Marcy's playground
165. Name 5 things you can do with...
- a paper clip : i made a friend with a paper clip in solitary confinement in school suspension
- orange juice : SCREWDRIVER
- a stick : poke people
- a pen with no ink : un assemble or chew it or spit spitballs at ppl
- string : throw it away
- a soda bottle : bong
- a safety pin : fashion statement
- pencil : pencils suck
- music stand : i fell backwards off my chair into a bunch and had to sit on the floor cause my band teacher said i didnt understand gravity
- a peice of paper : eat it
- an inkpen : color an entire piece of paper to make saturday detention go faster
- a lollypop : lick it
- a stapler : shoot staples at people like its a gun
- chalk : steal it
- a peice of wood : hit someone over the head with it
- scissors : stab people
- your shirt : draw on it
- sticky notes : stick 30 dumb messages all over urself when ur drunk
- html : www.
- css : yep
- tape : tape dumb stuff all over school
- plastic wrap : put it on the toilet seat so when someone pisses it sprays everywhere
- tin foil : FOIL BOWL
- gum : cover up bein drunk
- gum wrappers : peel off the foil and stick it to chairs
- white out : color on text books
- inflatable pool toy : chew it
- blank cdr : make a cd full of old crazy songs and blast it in the car
- a dead beetle : throw it at ur friend
- 3 dead beetles : make chocolate chip cookies

166. Did you have fun taking this survey? : a little
167. Was it easy? : ya
168. Would you take it again, if you could? : no
169. are you happy its over? :yes
170. Do you love me now? : yes
171. Did this hurt your brain? : yes
172. Bye! :yes i mean bye

NUMERO UNO - You, Yourself, and YOU! YAY!! )
001. Full First Name: Yoli
002. Name you go by: Yoli
003. Your last name backwards: Iloy
004. now spell it reversed from the middle: Oliy
005. was that hard? : Incredibly
006. Sex : F
007. Your Age : 17
008. Height : 5'4"
009. Weight :
010. Race :
011. Origin [ie- italian, irish, etc.] : German (1/4), French (1/2), Spanish (puerto rican (1/4)
012. What color is your house? : Green
013. is it purple? : No
014. do you wish it was purple? : No
015. Hair Color : Light brown
016. Eye Color :Brown

( NUMERO DOS - School! YAY!! }
018. Current Grade/Grade entering : 12th grade
019. GPA : dont know right now
020. Favorite Class : Geography
021. Why? : It's interesting
022. Favorite Teacher : My 9th grade English teacher
023. Why? : She was fun
024. Least Favorite Teacher : 10th grade History teacher
025. Why? : She was booring
027. Type a random teacher quote...NOW! : "You kids better start paying attention to your grades!!"
028. What was the lowest grade you ever got on a test? : 30% F
029. Did you study? : Dont remember
030. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? : No
031. Who? :
033. Are you a band geek/orch dork? : ---
034. If sho... what do you play? : ---
035. What chair are you? : ---
036. Are you in marching band? : ---
037. If so... do you like it? : ---
038. What language do you take? : Spanish and English
039. Is your foreign language teacher as dumb as mine? : No, but he's booring
[Note: I deleted numbers 40 & 41 because they were too silly!]

( NUMERO TRES - Random Questions! YAY!! }
042. Do you like pepsi blue? : Yes
043. Do you like it just because it's blue? : Maybe (I love blue)
044. Why do you think people crossdres? : Dont know
045. Are you republican? : No
046. Are you russian? : No
047. Okay, Lena Katina, what does 'do****at', 'prostit', and 'pokazhi' mean? : ---
048. What's your favorite adam sandler movie? : Big Daddy
049. Okay, do you hate adam sandler? : Of course not
050. What's your favorite adam sandler song? : Dont know, "The Chanukah Song" i guess
051. Do you like t.A.T.u ? : No
052. Do you think they're REALLY lesbians? : Yes
053. What's your favotie t.A.T.u song? : Dont have one
054. What do you think t.A.T.u stand for? : Dont know
055. Who's amy lee? : The singer of Evanescence
056. Do you think Amy lee is her real name ? : Yes
057. How out of tune is a saxaphone compared to the rest of the band? : ??
058. Do you think i expect you to know that? : Yes
059. Say this sentence in any language 'I go to the store with pablo.' : Voy a la tienda con Pablo
060. Did you say it in spanish? : Yes
061. Was that proper use of subliminal messaging? : It may be
062. Who's lolli? : My next-door neighbor (jk lol)
064. And WHERE IS waldo? : In Siberia
065. Are you holding him hostage in yer basement? : No
066. Do you use hair gel? : No
067. what kind? : ---
068. Do you like yer hair hard or soft? : Soft
069. Do you like this number? : 5
070. do you LUV IT *kick*? : Yes
071. Do you like black and white cookies? : Yes
072. How 'bout Klezmer music? : Love it :lol:
073. Do you know any Klezmer music? : No
074. How does a sonata go? : Dont know
075. Do you know what Mozart's 'Rondo Alla Turca' was? : ---
076. Can you sightread the 'Adagio' movement of his 'clarinet concerto'?: ---
077. oh wait, are you in chorus? : ---
078. Are you preppy? : I dress like one sometimes
079. Do you have straight hair? : Yes
080. Do you like your hair? : Yes
081. What's a polynomial? : Right now I forgot
082. Who sells microfleece? : The Gap?
083. Is the navy really OLD? : Yes!!
084. do you like kohl's? : Never been there
085. How many things have you bought from there? : 0
086. How bout hot topic? : Yes
087. have you ever thought about wearing a tie like avril lavigne? : No
088. If you have, have you tried to seek counseling? : ---
089. Do you watch Seinfeld : No!!
090. What's kramer's first name? : ---
091. What's the other kramer's first name? : ---
092. Are buffalo wings good? : ---
093. Did you know my uncle invented them? : Really, say hi to him for me
094. How many grapes can you fit in your mouth? : 26
095. What was walbaums before it was walbaums? : walbaums
096. Who's helen hunt? : An actress
097. Does she scare you? : No
098. What does v. mean? : ---
099. What's the name of Iron on the periodic table? : Fe
100. Do you think you have too much free time? : Yes!!
101. Do you like lazor tag? : No
103. Isn't it boring? : Yes it is
104. When you go to a birthday party at a lazor tag place, dont you think they rig the score boards so the "birthday boy's" team always wins? : Yes
105. What religeon are you? : Catholic
106. What does it mean if a person pulls off one of your bracelets that you made from the top of a soda bottle? : They love u
107. Is it true that all band rooms have the same carpet? : Yes
108. All chorus rooms do too...right? : Maybe
109. Do you watch SNL? : Sometimes
110. Does mike myers rock your socks? : No
111. He should : Do another Austin Powers movie
112. Do they carebears make you sick? : No, they're cute
113. Who's your favorite carebear? : All of them
114. Carebear cousin? : The elephant
115. Who's your favorite Goonie? : Mouth
116. Why? : He's cute
117. Who played 'stef' in the goonies? : Martha Plimpton
118. Who played 'chunk' in the goonies? : Jeff Cohen
119. Who played 'mikey' in the goonies? : Sean Astin
120. How tall would you consider short? : 5'1"
121. How tall would you consider tall? : 6'2"
122. What's your favorite store in the mall? : American Eagle and PacSun
123. Do you like taco bell? : Yes
124. What do you usually order from there? : Chicken Quesadillas
125. How bout McDonalds? : I like it
126. Burger King? : Its ok
127. Wendy's? : Love it
128. Is it really better here, at wendys? : Yes
129. Do you think they should bring 'Ren and Stimpy' back to Nick? : YES!!
130. How bout 'Salute your shorts?'? : YES!!
131. 'Pete and Pete'? : YES!!
132. Did you like Pete, or Pete? : YES!!
133. What did pete name is tattoo? : Petunia
134. Is my name REALLY jonas? : Dont know
135. Is white out multi functional? : Yes
136. Have you ever colored on your shoes? : No
137. What did you draw on them? : Nothing
138. Were they prettty? : Yes
139. Have you ever been to band camp? : No
140. Have you ever been to fat camp? : No
141. What's your favorite number? : 5
142. Why is it your favorite number? : Because it is my lucky number
143. Describe your LJ username : Dont have one
144. Do you miss anything/anyone? : My best friend (she changed schools)
145. What's for dinner? : Pork chops
146. Who's Harold? : My counselor :lol:

{ NUMERO CUATRO - This or that }
147. Chocolate/Vanilla : Chocolate
148. Vanilla Coke/Pepsi Blue : Pepsi Blue
149. Band/Orchestra : Band
150. Pen/Pencil : Pencil
151. Old/New : Old
152. VHS/DVD : DVD
153. Gay/Straight : Straight
154. Chinese/Japanese : Chinese
155. Pool/Ocean : Pool
156. TV/Radio : TV
157. Black/White : White
158. McDonald's/Wendy's : McDonald's
159. Your Mom/Your Granny : My mom
160. Sicily/Croatia : Sicily
161. Christina/Britney : Britney
162. Gum/Lollypop : Lollypop
163. Wintergreen/Freshmint : Wintergreen

{ NUMERO CINCO - Nameness }
164. Name the one hit wonder...
- Cherry Cola :
- I'm a Bitch : Meredith Brooks
- I will love again :
- Mambo 5 : Loy Bega
- Aserje hey ha : las ketchup
- All the things she said : t.a.t.u.
- I'll be there for you :
- I'm gonna get through this : Daniel Bedingfield
- One week : Barenaked Ladies
- Bring Me to liiiife : Evanescence
- Sex and Candy :
165. Name 5 things you can do with...
- a paper clip : a bracelet,
- orange juice : a mess
- a stick : a baseball bat
- a pen with no ink : scrape a message in a table
- string : jump rope
- a soda bottle : noise
- a safety pin : give pain to somebody
- pencil : write
- music stand : put sheet music in it
- a peice of paper : a plane
- an inkpen : a tattoo
- a lollypop : lick it
- a stapler : staple papers
- chalk : throw it to somebody
- a peice of wood : hit somebody
- scissors : cut hair
- your shirt : wear it
- sticky notes : stick them
- html : webpages
- css : ---
- tape : stick papers
- plastic wrap : wrap food
- tin foil : dress as the tin man from wizard of oz
- gum : stick under the desk
- gum wrappers : write memos
- white out : vandalize bathrooms
- inflatable pool toy : inflate it
- blank cdr : record awesome music
- a dead beetle : bury it
- 3 dead beetles : bury them together

166. Did you have fun taking this survey? : Yes
167. Was it easy? : NO!!
168. Would you take it again, if you could? : Maybe yes, maybe no
169. are you happy its over? : Yes!!
170. Do you love me now? : A little
171. Did this hurt your brain? : Yes
172. Bye! : See ya!

001. Full First Name: Kristina
002. Name you go by: Kristina
003. Your last name backwards: ***
004. now spell it reversed from the middle: ***
005. was that hard? : no
006. Sex : female
007. Your Age : 21
008. Height : 5'5"
009. Weight : 120
010. Race : caucasion
011. Origin [ie- italian, irish, etc.] : german, norwegian, english, french and a little more.
012. What color is your house? : blue and white
013. is it purple? : no
014. do you wish it was purple? : no
015. Hair Color : brownish/ dirty blonde
016. Eye Color : hazel

( NUMERO DOS - School! YAY!! }
018. Current Grade/Grade entering : not in school now
019. GPA :
020. Favorite Class :
021. Why? :
022. Favorite Teacher :
023. Why? :
024. Least Favorite Teacher :
025. Why? :
026. Who was your...
- First Grade Teacher : Mrs. Graf
- Fifth gRade teacher : Mr. Gottschalk
- Sixth grade math teacher : Mr. Heimsoth
- sixth grade science teacher : Mr. Heimsoth (had the same teacher for everything in 6th grade)
- Seventh grade Social Studies teacher : Mr. Burkee
- Eigth grade science teacher : Mr. Woller
- Nineth grade english teacher : Miss Handy
- Sixth grade english teacher : Mr. Heimsoth
- Second grade teacher : Mrs. Adler
- third grade teacher : Mrs. Fish
- Eigth grade math teacher : Mr. Burkee
027. Type a random teacher quote...NOW! : um, can't think of one.
028. What was the lowest grade you ever got on a test? : um, an F.
029. Did you study? : yeah, but probably not very much
030. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? : yeah
031. Who? : a student teacher and a science teaher
033. Are you a band geek/orch dork? : um, what's an orch dork? I was a choir geek!
034. If sho... what do you play? :
035. What chair are you? :
036. Are you in marching band? : no
037. If so... do you like it? :
038. What language do you take? : I took spanish in high school
039. Is your foreign language teacher as dumb as mine? : no
[Note: I deleted numbers 40 & 41 because they were too silly!]

( NUMERO TRES - Random Questions! YAY!! }
042. Do you like pepsi blue? : no
043. Do you like it just because it's blue? :
044. Why do you think people crossdres? : they are emotionally disturbed
045. Are you republican? : no
046. Are you russian? : no
047. Okay, Lena Katina, what does 'do****at', 'prostit', and 'pokazhi' mean? : dunno
048. What's your favorite adam sandler movie? : big daddy
049. Okay, do you hate adam sandler? : no
050. What's your favorite adam sandler song? : red hooded sweatshirt. Um, I really don't know many of his songs.
051. Do you like t.A.T.u ? : I like that one song.
052. Do you think they're REALLY lesbians? : no
053. What's your favotie t.A.T.u song? : all the things she said
054. What do you think t.A.T.u stand for? : I heard it before, but I can't remember
055. Who's amy lee? : lead singer of evanescanse
056. Do you think Amy lee is her real name ? : no
057. How out of tune is a saxaphone compared to the rest of the band? : very
058. Do you think i expect you to know that? : no
059. Say this sentence in any language 'I go to the store with pablo.' : huh
060. Did you say it in spanish? : no
061. Was that proper use of subliminal messaging? : no
062. Who's lolli? : don't know
064. And WHERE IS waldo? : here
065. Are you holding him hostage in yer basement? : yes
066. Do you use hair gel? : no
067. what kind? :
068. Do you like yer hair hard or soft? : soft
069. Do you like this number? : no
070. do you LUV IT *kick*? :
071. Do you like black and white cookies? : um, as in oreos yes
072. How 'bout Klezmer music? : never heard of it
073. Do you know any Klezmer music? : no
074. How does a sonata go? : don't know
075. Do you know what Mozart's 'Rondo Alla Turca' was? : no
076. Can you sightread the 'Adagio' movement of his 'clarinet concerto'?: no
077. oh wait, are you in chorus? : no
078. Are you preppy? : no
079. Do you have straight hair? : yes
080. Do you like your hair? : sometimes
081. What's a polynomial? : something that means many
082. Who sells microfleece? : old navy?
083. Is the navy really OLD? : no
084. do you like kohl's? : yes
085. How many things have you bought from there? : tons
086. How bout hot topic? : maybe like one thing
087. have you ever thought about wearing a tie like avril lavigne? : no
088. If you have, have you tried to seek counseling? :
089. Do you watch Seinfeld : no
090. What's kramer's first name? : cosmo
091. What's the other kramer's first name? : don't know
092. Are buffalo wings good? : never had em
093. Did you know my uncle invented them? : no
094. How many grapes can you fit in your mouth? : dno't know
095. What was walbaums before it was walbaums? : never heard of them
096. Who's helen hunt? : an actress
097. Does she scare you? : no
098. What does v. mean? : virginity?
099. What's the name of Iron on the periodic table? : have no clue
100. Do you think you have too much free time? : yes
101. Do you like lazor tag? : no
103. Isn't it boring? : yes
104. When you go to a birthday party at a lazor tag place, dont you think they rig the score boards so the "birthday boy's" team always wins? : no
105. What religeon are you? : christian
106. What does it mean if a person pulls off one of your bracelets that you made from the top of a soda bottle? : huh
107. Is it true that all band rooms have the same carpet? : no
108. All chorus rooms do too...right? : no
109. Do you watch SNL? : sometimes
110. Does mike myers rock your socks? : yes
111. He should : run for president
112. Do they carebears make you sick? : no
113. Who's your favorite carebear? : dont' have one
114. Carebear cousin? : no
115. Who's your favorite Goonie? : chunk or whatever his name is
116. Why? : he's funny
117. Who played 'stef' in the goonies? : martha plimpton? if it's the red headed one have no clue what her name is.
118. Who played 'chunk' in the goonies? : not sure
119. Who played 'mikey' in the goonies? : Sean Astin
120. How tall would you consider short? : huh
121. How tall would you consider tall? : huh
122. What's your favorite store in the mall? : bath and body works
123. Do you like taco bell? : not really
124. What do you usually order from there? : no
125. How bout McDonalds? : no
126. Burger King? : no
127. Wendy's? : yes
128. Is it really better here, at wendys? : yes
129. Do you think they should bring 'Ren and Stimpy' back to Nick? : no
130. How bout 'Salute your shorts?'? : yes
131. 'Pete and Pete'? : yes
132. Did you like Pete, or Pete? : pete
133. What did pete name is tattoo? : can't remember
134. Is my name REALLY jonas? : no
135. Is white out multi functional? : sure
136. Have you ever colored on your shoes? : no
137. What did you draw on them? :
138. Were they prettty? :
139. Have you ever been to band camp? : no
140. Have you ever been to fat camp? : no
141. What's your favorite number? : 3
142. Why is it your favorite number? : it's a magic number
143. Describe your LJ username : wise_athena. Just like the name Athena and it's the goddess of wisdom so I put wise in front.
144. Do you miss anything/anyone? : yeah
145. What's for dinner? : whatever I feel like making
146. Who's Harold? : dunno

{ NUMERO CUATRO - This or that }
147. Chocolate/Vanilla : chocolate
148. Vanilla Coke/Pepsi Blue : neither
149. Band/Orchestra : band
150. Pen/Pencil : pen
151. Old/New : new
152. VHS/DVD : dvd
153. Gay/Straight : straight
154. Chinese/Japanese : japanese
155. Pool/Ocean : ocean
156. TV/Radio : tv
157. Black/White : black
158. McDonald's/Wendy's : wendy's
159. Your Mom/Your Granny : both
160. Sicily/Croatia : don't know
161. Christina/Britney : christina
162. Gum/Lollypop : gum
163. Wintergreen/Freshmint : wintergreen

{ NUMERO CINCO - Nameness }
164. Name the one hit wonder...
- Cherry Cola : don't know
- I'm a Bitch : Meredith something
- I will love again : don't know
- Mambo 5 : Lou Bega
- Aserje hey ha : dont' know
- All the things she said : t.A.T.u.
- I'll be there for you : Moffatts
- I'm gonna get through this : don't know
- One week : Barenaked Ladies (NOT a one hit wonder!!!!!!0
- Bring Me to liiiife : dont' know
- Sex and Candy : marcy playground
165. Name 5 things you can do with... SKIPPING THIS SECTION CUZ I"M LAZY
- a paper clip :
- orange juice :
- a stick :
- a pen with no ink :
- string :
- a soda bottle :
- a safety pin :
- pencil :
- music stand :
- a peice of paper :
- an inkpen :
- a lollypop :
- a stapler :
- chalk :
- a peice of wood :
- scissors :
- your shirt :
- sticky notes :
- html :
- css :
- tape :
- plastic wrap :
- tin foil :
- gum :
- gum wrappers :
- white out :
- inflatable pool toy :
- blank cdr :
- a dead beetle :
- 3 dead beetles :

166. Did you have fun taking this survey? : sure
167. Was it easy? : eh
168. Would you take it again, if you could? : no
169. are you happy its over? : yeah
170. Do you love me now? : no
171. Did this hurt your brain? : no
172. Bye! :

001. Full First Name: It
002. Name you go by: It
003. Your last name backwards: Ti
004. now spell it reversed from the middle: It
005. was that hard? : very simple
006. Sex : F
007. Your Age : NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS :cuss:
008. Height : 5'8
009. Weight : 130
010. Race : White with a tad of American Indiana
011. Origin [ie- italian, irish, etc.] : English, Irish, German, Welsh, Scottish, French, Swedish, Russian, Austrian, Spanish and Cherokee Indian
012. What color is your house? : Off White
013. is it purple? : Ick no
014. do you wish it was purple? : No I wish it was electric blue
015. Hair Color : Light brown
016. Eye Color :Grey/Green
( NUMERO DOS - School! YAY!! }
018. Current Grade/Grade entering : I grauduated from college
019. GPA : 3.4
020. Favorite Class :None
021. Why? :
022. Favorite Teacher : My 12th grade homeroom treacher was sweet; and my second grade teacher was pretty kick ass as well.
023. Why? : Because they were unpatronzing towards their students; treated us as equals...
024. Least Favorite Teacher : 1st grade..Mrs. Pyscho
025. Why? :She literally cussed me out one day and I went home and told my parents and they had the biatch fired...
027. Type a random teacher quote...I cannot remember that far back, it has been sooo long..(Sorry)
028. What was the lowest grade you ever got on a test? :20% on a computer test when I was a senior in high school
029. Did you study? : It is obivious that I did not study^
030. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? : Yes
031. Who? : None of your blooody business
033. Are you a band geek/orch dork? :No, but I became a groupie when I became older..if that counts
034. If sho... what do you play? :
035. What chair are you? : ---
036. Are you in marching band? : ---
037. If so... do you like it? : ---
038. What language do you take? : Spanish
039. Is your foreign language teacher as dumb as mine? : No, she kicked some ass, totally sweet and an outstanding teacher who lived in Mexico but communted to San Diego every morning so she could teach us American children her native language...
( NUMERO TRES - Random Questions! YAY!! }
042. Do you like pepsi blue? : Not really
043. Do you like it just because it's blue? :No
044. Why do you think people crossdres? : Because they want do and it makes they feel special..
045. Are you republican? : Hell No
046. Are you russian? :A little bit
047. Okay, Lena Katina, what does 'do****at', 'prostit', and 'pokazhi' mean? : I do not even a Russian would be able to answer that! ---
048. What's your favorite adam sandler movie? : Wedding Singer without a doubt
049. Okay, do you hate adam sandler? : Yeah, he can be terribly annoying
050. What's your favorite adam sandler song? : NONE
051. Do you like t.A.T.u ? : They are okay
052. Do you think they're REALLY lesbians? : I would care less if they were....so what.
053. What's your favotie t.A.T.u song? : Dont have one
054. What do you think t.A.T.u stand for? :
055. Who's amy lee? : The singer of Evanescence
056. Do you think Amy lee is her real name ? : Yes
057. How out of tune is a saxaphone compared to the rest of the band? : What the hell does this has to do with Amy Lee and Evanescence?
058. Do you think i expect you to know that? : Yes
059. Say this sentence in any language 'I go to the store with pablo.' : 私はpablo が付いている店に行く
060. Did you say it in spanish? : No
061. Was that proper use of subliminal messaging? :Who knows and I am too lazy to check...
062. Who's lolli? : Who cares
064. And WHERE IS waldo? :Who cares
065. Are you holding him hostage in yer basement? : yea, how did you guess
066. Do you use hair gel? : No
067. what kind? : ---
068. Do you like yer hair hard or soft? : Soft
069. Do you like this number? : 5
070. do you LUV IT *kick*? : Yes
071. Do you like black and white cookies? You mean like oeroes..then yes
072. How 'bout Klezmer music? :it is crappola
073. Do you know any Klezmer music? : No
074. How does a sonata go? : Dont know
075. Do you know what Mozart's 'Rondo Alla Turca' was? : Yes
076. Can you sightread the 'Adagio' movement of his 'clarinet concerto'?: ---
077. oh wait, are you in chorus? : NO
078. Are you preppy? :Hell no
079. Do you have straight hair? : Nope, it is wavy
080. Do you like your hair? :It is okay
081. What's a polynomial? : mathematical expression which is a finite sum
082. Who sells microfleece? : I do not know and I do not ****ing care
083. Is the navy really OLD? : What?
084. do you like kohl's? :It is okay
085. How many things have you bought from there? : 0
086. How bout hot topic? : Yes
087. have you ever thought about wearing a tie like avril lavigne? :Yeah...
088. If you have, have you tried to seek counseling? : ---
089. Do you watch Seinfeld : No!!
090. What's kramer's first name? :I do not know damnit, I never watching this hideous show
091. What's the other kramer's first name? : ********
092. Are buffalo wings good? : No, they are nasty
093. Did you know my uncle invented them? : Bull****
094. How many grapes can you fit in your mouth? : I do not know and I am never going to know...
095. What was walbaums before it was walbaums? : walbaums
096. Who's helen hunt? : An actress
097. Does she scare you? : No
098. What does v. mean? : ---
099. What's the name of Iron on the periodic table? : Fe
100. Do you think you have too much free time? : I think you are giving out answers that you do not even know the questions to...
101. Do you like lazor tag? : No
103. Isn't it boring? : Yes it is
104.
105. What religeon are you? : How rude, you shoulder never ask that personal question to anyone; please learn some manners...
106. What does it mean if a person pulls off one of your bracelets that you made from the top of a soda bottle? : What?????
107. Is it true that all band rooms have the same carpet? : Yes
108. All chorus rooms do too...right? : Maybe
109. Do you watch SNL? : NEVER
110. Does mike myers rock your socks? :No, he is creep
111. He should : Do another Austin Powers movie..Oh God..I hope the hell not
112. Do they carebears make you sick? :Yes
113. Who's your favorite carebear? : None of them
114. Carebear cousin? : LIke I would know something like that!???!
115. Who's your favorite Goonie? : None
116. Why? :
117. Who played 'stef' in the goonies? :
118. Who played 'chunk' in the goonies? :
119. Who played 'mikey' in the goonies? :
120. How tall would you consider short? : 5'7
121. How tall would you consider tall? : 6'4
122. What's your favorite store in the mall? : I hate the mall...but if I had to PICK one it would be Suncoast..even though they over price their DVDs...
123. Do you like taco bell? : Yuck
124. What do you usually order from there? : Pepsi
125. How bout McDonalds? : Their food is terrible for you...
126. Burger King? : Also gross
127. Wendy's? :N.A.S.T.Y
128. Is it really better here, at wendys? : I do not know, all I know that Fast Food is terrible for you..EAT SOME HEALTHY....
129. Do you think they should bring 'Ren and Stimpy' back to Nick? : Jesus, how old are you? 12?
130. How bout 'Salute your shorts?'? : No
131. 'Pete and Pete'? : n
132. Did you like Pete, or Pete? : n
133. What did pete name is tattoo? : I would care less
134. Is my name REALLY jonas? :Who cares
135. Is white out multi functional? : Yes
136. Have you ever colored on your shoes? : yes
137. What did you draw on them? : I drew all sort of different designs
138. Were they prettty? : No,
139. Have you ever been to band camp? : NO
140. Have you ever been to fat camp? : NO..I am a size 6
141. What's your favorite number? :666
142. Why is it your favorite number? : :devil:
143. Describe your LJ username : Dont have one
144. Do you miss anything/anyone? :
145. What's for dinner? : I do not know it is only 2 in the afternoon
146. Who's Harold? : Harold Lloyd..a famous silent screen era comedian...

{ NUMERO CUATRO - This or that }
147. Chocolate/Vanilla : Vanilla
148. Vanilla Coke/Pepsi Blue : Pepsi Blue
149. Band/Orchestra : Band
150. Pen/Pencil : Pen
151. Old/New : Old
152. VHS/DVD : DVD
153. Gay/Straight : Straight
154. Chinese/Japanese : Japanese
155. Pool/Ocean : Ocean
156. TV/Radio : TV
157. Black/White : White
158. McDonald's/Wendy's :both suck
159. Your Mom/Your Granny : My mom
160. Sicily/Croatia : Sicily
161. Christina/Britney : Neither
162. Gum/Lollypop : Lollypop
163. Wintergreen/Freshmint : Wintergreen

165. Name 5 things you can do with...
- a paper clip :
- orange juice : Screwdriver
- a stick : Bend Over
- a pen with no ink : Trash
- string : TRASH
- a soda bottle : TRASH
- a safety pin : TRASH
- pencil : TRASH
- music stand :TRASH
- a peice of paper : TRASH
- an inkpen :
- your shirt : wear it
- sticky notes : stick them
- html : Adding images to webpages


166. Did you have fun taking this survey? : No, it was quite stupid
167. Was it easy? :It was stupid (too easy)
168. Would you take it again, if you could? : Hell No
169. are you happy its over? : Yes, so I can conduct myself with better things
170. Do you love me now? :No..Who the hell are you?
171. Did this hurt your brain? : No, just my IQ
172. Bye! : :p

( NUMERO UNO - You, Yourself, and YOU! YAY!! )
001. Full First Name: robin williams
002. Name you go by: roby
003. Your last name backwards: yxwvutsrq
004. now spell it reversed from the middle: xpaladocious
005. was that hard? : nah
006. Sex : o_O
007. Your Age : O_O
008. Height : 6-1
009. Weight : ~145
010. Race : 2nd place
011. Origin [ie- italian, irish, etc.] : Alpha Centauri
012. What color is your house? : tan
013. is it purple? : yes
014. do you wish it was purple? : sure
015. Hair Color : dirty blond
016. Eye Color : dirty blue

( NUMERO DOS - School! YAY!! }
018. Current Grade/Grade entering : 27
019. GPA : all of them
020. Favorite Class : lunch
021. Why? : most challenging
022. Favorite Teacher : Father Guido Sarducci
023. Why? : best listener
024. Least Favorite Teacher : Don Knotts
025. Why? : too strict
026. Who was your...
- First Grade Teacher : Mrs Walker
- Fifth gRade teacher : Mrs Clarke
- Sixth grade math teacher : Mr Didlick
- sixth grade science teacher : dont remember
- Seventh grade Social Studies teacher : no idea
- Eigth grade science teacher : Mr Balkan
- Nineth grade english teacher : Mr Scholl :cuss: no good twelve-sandwich-eatin', clog-wearin' sonofabitjch
- Sixth grade english teacher : dunno
- Second grade teacher : Miss Kickert
- third grade teacher : Mrs Zalubniak
- Eigth grade math teacher : Mr Schnider (he's the one that broke two of my fingers by kicking my desk)
027. Type a random teacher quote...NOW! : SHUDDDAAAAAAAPPPP!
028. What was the lowest grade you ever got on a test? : dunno - 70- something
029. Did you study? : no
030. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? : a hammerlock even
031. Who? : dunno
033. Are you a band geek/orch dork? : i played in tha band, and jazz band, but I dont think I was a band geek
034. If sho... what do you play? : clarinet, guitar, bass, upright bass
035. What chair are you? : im a lazyboy
036. Are you in marching band? : not at the moment
037. If so... do you like it? : yes its veddy innerestink
038. What language do you take? : francais
039. Is your foreign language teacher as dumb as mine? : sure, we used to torture that guy, we'd make a game out of seeing how many textbooks we could throw out his windows into the smoke pit in a single period
[Note: I deleted numbers 40 & 41 because they were too silly!] :crying:

( NUMERO TRES - Random Questions! YAY!! }
042. Do you like pepsi blue? : i dont drink pepsi
043. Do you like it just because it's blue? : yes
044. Why do you think people crossdres? : makes them feel closer to their parents
045. Are you republican? : im anti-political
046. Are you russian? : no, some of my cousins are estonian
047. Okay, Lena Katina, what does 'do****at', 'prostit', and 'pokazhi' mean? : "can I have a perogy and some borscht please?"
048. What's your favorite adam sandler movie? : dunno, theyre all pretty good
049. Okay, do you hate adam sandler? : no
050. What's your favorite adam sandler song? : the one about the shampoo bottle and the one about the hannukah
051. Do you like t.A.T.u ? : they arent real
052. Do you think they're REALLY lesbians? : i dont think theyre really human, they are robots
053. What's your favotie t.A.T.u song? : "how much is that doggy in the window?"
054. What do you think t.A.T.u stand for? : "these artists tricked U"
055. Who's amy lee? : Chevy Chase's lesbian lover
056. Do you think Amy lee is her real name ? : no, its Ford Fairlane
057. How out of tune is a saxaphone compared to the rest of the band? : all the way
058. Do you think i expect you to know that? : no, cuz yer flat
059. Say this sentence in any language 'I go to the store with pablo.' : whobody wazn go to da sto?
060. Did you say it in spanish? : si senior
061. Was that proper use of subliminal messaging? : no, you need to use the electrodes more effectively
062. Who's lolli? : pop
064. And WHERE IS waldo? : in jail, the pervert.
065. Are you holding him hostage in yer basement? : no, thats where I keep his victims
066. Do you use hair gel? : yes
067. what kind? : peanutbutter and crest
068. Do you like yer hair hard or soft? : haird
069. Do you like this number? : sure, but i prefer 41
070. do you LUV IT *kick*? : no
071. Do you like black and white cookies? : with jellybeans
072. How 'bout Klezmer music? : i prefer the Theremin
073. Do you know any Klezmer music? : yes, Innagadadavida baby
074. How does a sonata go? : well, first it goes up a little, then it kinda bounces around some, then it sorta gets a lilty n stuff, then it sorta peters out at the end.
075. Do you know what Mozart's 'Rondo Alla Turca' was? : i think it was his name for his *****
076. Can you sightread the 'Adagio' movement of his 'clarinet concerto'?: sure.
077. oh wait, are you in chorus? : no.
078. Are you preppy? : no. but I AM peppy, Pepe.
079. Do you have straight hair? : yes
080. Do you like your hair? : dont care.
081. What's a polynomial? : bigger than a binomial.
082. Who sells microfleece? : Amway.
083. Is the navy really OLD? : well, Morgan Fairchild is.
084. do you like kohl's? : never ate it.
085. How many things have you bought from there? : dunno, robyn gets that kinda crap
086. How bout hot topic? : lukewarm.
087. have you ever thought about wearing a tie like avril lavigne? : yes, but i did it 20 years before her.
088. If you have, have you tried to seek counseling? : i would gladly counsel her, for a small fee of course.
089. Do you watch Seinfeld : already seen em all.
090. What's kramer's first name? : cosmo
091. What's the other kramer's first name? : Dustin Hoffman
092. Are buffalo wings good? : no
093. Did you know my uncle invented them? : yes, he also invented the Crapper too.
094. How many grapes can you fit in your mouth? : 231
095. What was walbaums before it was walbaums? : a chinese delicatessen
096. Who's helen hunt? : James VanDerBeek's mom
097. Does she scare you? : yes
098. What does v. mean? : 5
099. What's the name of Iron on the periodic table? : "Iron" - or do you mean "Fe" ?
100. Do you think you have too much free time? : no
101. Do you like lazor tag? : well, i haven't played it, is it kinda like laser tag?
103. Isn't it boring? : dunno
104. When you go to a birthday party at a lazor tag place, dont you think they rig the score boards so the "birthday boy's" team always wins? : dont care, they should rig it so the roof caves in
105. What religeon are you? : Extra Crispy.
106. What does it mean if a person pulls off one of your bracelets that you made from the top of a soda bottle? : they want to have sex with your sandwich
107. Is it true that all band rooms have the same carpet? : no, some of them have been replaced becuase they were peed on.
108. All chorus rooms do too...right? : no, they use a special polymer blend designed to refract noise
109. Do you watch SNL? : yes, since the beginning
110. Does mike myers rock your socks? : he's ok.
111. He should : ok, i remember him on muchmusic back in the eighties with chris ward
112. Do they carebears make you sick? : if you eat too many
113. Who's your favorite carebear? : Blueberry
114. Carebear cousin? : they got married and had unbred chilluns
115. Who's your favorite Goonie? : the chinese kid, Data
116. Why? : he pwns you all
117. Who played 'stef' in the goonies? : Gawdzilla Martha Plimpton
118. Who played 'chunk' in the goonies? : Brad Pitt
119. Who played 'mikey' in the goonies? : Sean Astin
120. How tall would you consider short? : under 5-5
121. How tall would you consider tall? : over 6-2
122. What's your favorite store in the mall? : That Fancy Lad
123. Do you like taco bell? : YES!
124. What do you usually order from there? : i dunno, i usually get pissed that they dont give you ANY time to read the menu when you pull up to the sign pissed:
125. How bout McDonalds? : they suck, McRoyally.
126. Burger King? : they McSuck too.
127. Wendy's? : Still sucking, but not quite as bad.
128. Is it really better here, at wendys? : depends on whether you had the chilli
129. Do you think they should bring 'Ren and Stimpy' back to Nick? : no, they'll just screw it up.
130. How bout 'Salute your shorts?'? : dont care
131. 'Pete and Pete'? : nah
132. Did you like Pete, or Pete? : not really
133. What did pete name is tattoo? : pete
134. Is my name REALLY jonas? : I'm carrying the wheel.
135. Is white out multi functional? : if you sniff it.
136. Have you ever colored on your shoes? : yes
137. What did you draw on them? : plaid
138. Were they prettty? : very
139. Have you ever been to band camp? : compy camp
140. Have you ever been to fat camp? : for skinny kids.
141. What's your favorite number? : 41
142. Why is it your favorite number? : i cant tell you that, but it is far superior mathematically.
143. Describe your LJ username : Spazzy McSpazzypants.
144. Do you miss anything/anyone? : yes.
145. What's for dinner? : corn, bacon, grilled potatoes with stuff on them
146. Who's Harold? : some guy that went to White Castle - aka Doogie Howser's BIOTCH

{ NUMERO CUATRO - This or that }
147. Chocolate/Vanilla : vanspanilla
148. Vanilla Coke/Pepsi Blue : CherryvAnILLA dRpEPPER
149. Band/Orchestra : banana
150. Pen/Pencil : electric crayon
151. Old/New : slightly damp
152. VHS/DVD : CBC
153. Gay/Straight : dont matter
154. Chinese/Japanese : Swahili
155. Pool/Ocean : ocean
156. TV/Radio : tv
157. Black/White : black
158. McDonald's/Wendy's : the StoneWay Cafe
159. Your Mom/Your Granny : mommy
160. Sicily/Croatia : mmmm olives :drool:
161. Christina/Britney : joss stone
162. Gum/Lollypop : jellybeans
163. Wintergreen/Freshmint : no

{ NUMERO CINCO - Nameness }
166. Did you have fun taking this survey? : not particularily
167. Was it easy? : jah
168. Would you take it again, if you could? : i dindt take it this time.
169. are you happy its over? : what?
170. Do you love me now? : huh?
171. Did this hurt your brain? : nah?
172. Bye! : Que?

I tried but there were too many questions in which I could not answer. ie; T.A.T.U, etc. :lol: This survey was way way out of my realm! :lol:Generation Gap! :eek:

I tried but there were too many questions in which I could not answer. ie; T.A.T.U, etc. :lol: This survey was way way out of my realm! :lol:Generation Gap! :eek:its all a bunch of nonsense, just make up whatever answers you want to :)