Honestly, I would just go by "Russell." Why make a bad situation even worse?

I asked you to stop picking on me!


:rotflmao: :rofl:

lollllllzz what about mike hunt?

I think I'm just stupid.

I don't get it either.... :confused: There must be an inside joke.

:rofl: :brent

At least his name isn't "Harry"!!!

ooookkkkk.... :confused: :lol:

I don't get it either.... :confused: There must be an inside joke.
pronounce "kuntz" phonetically.

:lol: wow.

thats unfortunate.

pronounce "kuntz" phonetically.

A Ha! :rotflmao: :rofl:

This reminds me of a scene in "Porky's" where one of the guys plays a prank on a waitress by tricking her into asking everyone if anyone has "seen Mike Hunt."

:brent :rotflmao:

:rofl:thats hilarious.

:rofl:

:lol:

i think it's pronounced "koontz" though.

No, no. Worst name ever belonged/s to bandleader Dick Hymen.

No, no. Worst name ever belonged/s to bandleader Dick Hymen.

lol his parents are mean

No, no. Worst name ever belonged/s to bandleader Dick Hymen.
i'm slow... I don't get it....

No, no. Worst name ever belonged/s to bandleader Dick Hymen.
I was always partial to Dick Van Dyke.

No, no. Worst name ever belonged/s to bandleader Dick Hymen.
I DON'T GET IT. :crybaby:

i might get in trouble with the moderators if i explain it lol

At least his name isn't "Harry"!!!
i know of someone named harry dick.

i might get in trouble with the moderators if i explain it lol
ahh, just give me a hint, like i did for the people who didn't understand "kuntz".

OMG! :lol:

ahh, just give me a hint, like i did for the people who didn't understand "kuntz".

lol ok which part dont you get? the hymen part?

lol ok which part dont you get? the hymen part?
thats' the part I do'nt get..

lol ok which part dont you get? the hymen part?
yeah.

ok it has something to do with girls when theyre virgins- but thats all i can say

PM time

Hymen...the film that covers the opening to the vagina. It's usually intact in virgins, but not all women actually have one or a full one.

Hymen...the film that covers the opening to the vagina. It's usually intact in virgins, but not all women actually have one or a full one.
and there you have it!

Hymen...the film that covers the opening to the vagina. It's usually intact in virgins, but not all women actually have one or a full one.
oh..ok. :lol: i don't believe i've heard that word before. *checks back to the sex conversation on random*

Hymen...the film that covers the opening to the vagina. It's usually intact in virgins, but not all women actually have one or a full one.


thanks cause i had no idea how i was gonna explain that one

thanks cause i had no idea how i was gonna explain that one

lol...no problem. I tried to make it sound dictionary-like.

lol

oh..ok. :lol: i don't believe i've heard that word before. *checks back to the sex conversation on random*
ah, stupid me. it was there. i even asked what it was. guess it slipped right out of my mind.

No, no. Worst name ever belonged/s to bandleader Dick Hymen.
what about Harry Boner?

ah, stupid me. it was there. i even asked what it was. guess it slipped right out of my mind.
aw i remember that conversation. good times.

WOW... :eek:

i know of someone named harry dick.

O.k. - ya got me beat - I knew a Harry Leggs and thought that was bad.


My mom found a Fuk Yu in the Toronto phone book once. :D

oh..ok. :lol: i don't believe i've heard that word before. *checks back to the sex conversation on random*


Where's Nate when ya need him eh?

:lol:

One name I remember reading on my department's old website was "Timothy Everhard" or "Hard-on." I can't remember. Gosh, I wonder how badly these people had it growing up with such names... :eek:

lol how about that show everwood-id hate for that to be my last name or to have to tell people im on a show called "everwood" hahaha

:lol:

One name I remember reading on my department's old website was "Timothy Everhard" or "Hard-on." I can't remember. Gosh, I wonder how badly these people had it growing up with such names... :eek:


Bet he had a cousin named, Bolt Upright!

Where's Nate when ya need him eh?
:rofl: he would have NO PROBLEM with talking about genitals.

When I worked in Roy Rogers I had a district Manager named Dick Popp

:brent

Actually, for those of you who don't know, it is pronounced"Koo-ntz" :lol: But Ill bet he has had a lifetime of having to endure that!
He once played for the Detroit Tigers. :D

Actually, for those of you who don't know, it is pronounced"Koo-ntz" :lol: But Ill bet he has had a lifetime of having to endure that!
He once played for the Detroit Tigers. :D


Actually I know it definitely IS pronounced Koo-ntz, I went to HS with an Angela Kuntz who ran for Student Council President and posters were up everywhere - as you say, doesn't matter whether people know or not, they still get a lot of mileage out of that one!! :lol:

My mother used to work with a Dr. Death and I had a family doctor named Dr. Bury. My husband had a dentist called Dr. Sugar. ;)

Actually I know it definitely IS pronounced Koo-ntz, I went to HS with an Angela Kuntz who ran for Student Council President and posters were up everywhere - as you say, doesn't matter whether people know or not, they still get a lot of mileage out of that one!! :lol:

My mother used to work with a Dr. Death and I had a family doctor named Dr. Bury. My husband had a dentist called Dr. Sugar. ;)


I had an oral surgeon named Dr. Coke. She was cool though.

My second grade teacher was Mrs. Headd.
....her husband's name was Dick.




I have a friend named Dick and everyone makes fun of him about his name all the time. A few good ones....

"Don't be blue, Dick"

"Dick, stand up straight!"

"Dick, get out of there"


And my personal favorite....

"Dick! Why do you have to be such a pain in my ass?!"

My second grade teacher was Mrs. Headd.
....her husband's name was Dick.




I have a friend named Dick and everyone makes fun of him about his name all the time. A few good ones....

"Don't be blue, Dick"

"Dick, stand up straight!"

"Dick, get out of there"


And my personal favorite....

"Dick! Why do you have to be such a pain in my ass?!"

Just as long as he doesn't get asked to push in somebody's stool!! :lol:

My sister had a few teachers with funny names. One was Mrs. Skank, and the other was Coach Ho.

:rofl:

I knew a girl in high school whose name was Lisa Head. She called up to one of the rock radio stations one day and actually got on the air. She was calling to request a song I think. The DJ asked her what her name was and she said "Lisa Head". After she got off the phone, the DJ said over the air "I wonder if her middle name is "Gives Good"!" :D

I knew a girl in high school whose name was Lisa Head. She called up to one of the rock radio stations one day and actually got on the air. She was calling to request a song I think. The DJ asked her what her name was and she said "Lisa Head". After she got off the phone, the DJ said over the air "I wonder if her middle name is "Gives Good"!" :D

Reminds me of an accountant I knew who's name was Albert C.W. Hung. I once asked him what the "C.W." stood for and he came back with "considerably well". :lol:




I knew a Sue Ball. And yes, she sure did.

Reminds me of an accountant I knew who's name was Albert C.W. Hung. I once asked him what the "C.W." stood for and he came back with "considerably well". :lol:



That's a go one! :lol:

Just as long as he doesn't get asked to push in somebody's stool!! :lol:

Nasty! :lol:

My second grade teacher was Mrs. Headd.
....her husband's name was Dick.




I have a friend named Dick and everyone makes fun of him about his name all the time. A few good ones....

"Don't be blue, Dick"

"Dick, stand up straight!"

"Dick, get out of there"


And my personal favorite....

"Dick! Why do you have to be such a pain in my ass?!"
:rofl:

Colonel Weiners is the head of JROTC at my school.....gdfgerf

Colonel Weiners is the head of JROTC at my school.....gdfgerf


Just as long as he doesn't bunk with Corporal Buns ;)

LMAO :lol:

I had a teacher named Mrs. Dilday, but I always just called her Mrs. because I didn't want to say Dildo or something dumb on accident.

I had a teacher named Mrs. Dilday, but I always just called her Mrs. because I didn't want to say Dildo or something dumb on accident.
lol that's a good idea.

How can it be rusty? *raises eyebrow* <---- meh ignore that I'm weird.


There's a girl in my town whose last name is siemon pronounced...yeah...and her dad owns a company called Siemon Co.

lol someone from my school had the last name Seaman.

My second grade teacher was Mrs. Headd.
....her husband's name was Dick.




I have a friend named Dick and everyone makes fun of him about his name all the time. A few good ones....

"Don't be blue, Dick"

"Dick, stand up straight!"

"Dick, get out of there"


And my personal favorite....

"Dick! Why do you have to be such a pain in my ass?!" :brent

My second grade teacher was Mrs. Headd.
....her husband's name was Dick.
Strangely, there was a famous murder case in Hamilton Ont in the 1940s, Mrs Evelyn Dick killed, decapitated and de-limbed her husband John Dick ( honest! ), schoolchildren of the time came up with a cute little poem about the macabre killing ( hope i dont get into trouble for this, but, I think its right in the topic ): "You cut off his arms, you cut off his head, how could you; Mrs. Dick?" < Say it aloud :rolleyes:

At least his name isn't "Harry"!!!


ROTFLMAO!!!!!! :brent :brent :brent :brent :brent

Bet he had a cousin named, Bolt Upright!
:lol:

My second grade teacher was Mrs. Headd.
....her husband's name was Dick.
Oh my gosh.. hahaha... That is just TOO much!!!! : :brent

How can it be rusty? *raises eyebrow* <---- meh ignore that I'm weird.


There's a girl in my town whose last name is siemon pronounced...yeah...and her dad owns a company called Siemon Co.


I knew a Jim Semon (he was president of a company I worked for). The VP's name was Bill Condon and another VP was Dick Boggs. I used to kid their secretaries that it must have been tough when people called asking who the officers of the company were and they had to rhyme those names off in a row! ;)