I got this game from another board

Directions
Post a quote that came from a character, and the next person will post who said it, and post a quote of their own.

She's offering you candy Jimmy, dont get in the car. (easy)

Darlene.(Of course! ;))

Quote:
(Singing)
"When you wish upon a star..."

This one is a little tough. Think about it.

Beverly?


here's mine-
"oh but honey, you just cooked dinner 3 years ago!"

Roseanne

I want a cake from the store, like mom makes

DJ


In A Funny Voice 'Well... I Don't Understand What There Talkin' Bout"

Dan

I prefer my coat on. You never know the wind might rip the roof off.

Crystal .. "Toto, We're Not In Kansas Anymore"

Quote:
Do they use rags or brushes?

It's a toughie.

Answer: Brian Kamen, AKA The Little Maggot. - "Chicken Hearts".

Quote: I'd give you a kiss, but I don't like boys.

Al Harris

Would somebody let the little maggot in!!

Darlene.(Of course! ;))

Quote:
(Singing)
"When you wish upon a star..."

This one is a little tough. Think about it.

Beverly?


was I right Darlene101?

Al Harris

Would somebody let the little maggot in!!
Roseanne

You peed your pants for nothing.

Darlene


"Well maybe, if you leave your window open tonight, you'll get lucky!"

Roseanne

You couldn't be any gayer if your name was Gay Gayerson.

Roseanne

Can we get a wine list, we need to role a joint.

Roseanne

It must be nice to vaccum the house, and never change outlets.

Bev

"A pony keg? Give me a break, Roseanne, we ain't in high school no more."

Dan Conner

You thought It was funny, when the other kids did it.

Becky

I am an alcoholic Roseanne, don't you know what that means?

was I right Darlene101?
It was David. Remember, they were talking about who was going to go to Disney World, and David thought he wasn't going, so he sang that while he started walking to the kitchen with his head down. The episode was in season 8, part one of two of the Disney World episodes. David did end up going, and he started jumping around saying, "I love Mickey Mouse!" Remember?!

Becky

I am an alcoholic Roseanne, don't you know what that means?
A: Bev

Q: Becky...cut...the...cheese!

Darlene

We should have took seperate vacations I go to Vegas, and You go to hell. (EASY, EASY, EASY!!!!!!)

really easy......roseanne

who gets drunk and cuts this family's hair?

Lisa (DJ's girlfriend)

It's not that I hate you Becky, it's just that I hate all vegetables.

Darlene

Dont get mad at me, Im just the messenger.

Darlene

Dont get mad at me, Im just the messenger.

Jackie

"Oooh, someone's been reading Hard Rock t-shirts."

Darlene

Does this involve touching?

Darlene

Does this involve touching?

Dan?

"You struggled...for this?"

Dan?

"You struggled...for this?"
Leon.

It was actually Darlene. :)

I cant work this damn thing.

Looks like we need a new quote to guess! This one should be easy:

"Uh huh, the last thing I said was Cheerios"

D.J.

I only appear naked if its tasteful and organic.

ummm roseanne maybe???

why don't you have another shot of pancake roseanne?

ummm roseanne maybe???


Dan said that.

why don't you have another shot of pancake roseanne?
Jackie

"May I recommend the shellfish? I hear its tainted."

Roseanne?

IM HUNGRY!!!

"May I recommend the shellfish? I hear its tainted."
Mr. Parkin, as played by Stan Freberg.

"She's playing us like a fine wine."

Mark

I like the Peanut Butter on top.

D.J.

Go To Hell

*Hint: The Season 2 Episode Called: Little Sister

I believe it was Jackie when she decided she wanted to be a cop, but I'm not totally sure. Am I right??

I believe it was Jackie when she decided she wanted to be a cop, but I'm not totally sure. Am I right??
Yes, you're right, but you have to post a quote after you answer a question.

How much money do you make dad?

Yes, you're right, but you have to post a quote after you answer a question.

I know that. I had to make sure I got the answer right, before I posted another quote though.

I know that. I had to make sure I got the answer right, before I posted another quote though.
Oh OK. :)

Becky

Quote: Being your own boss ain't that great of a deal. Last week I sexually harrassed myself.

Dan

I Got Married.

Becky


I'm a bitch? Hah! I bow to the queen of all bitches.

Becky
D.J. (He was joking)

I'm a bitch? Hah! I bow to the queen of all bitches.
Cousin Ronnie

David sit down.........YOU DONT LIVE HERE!

D.J. (He was joking)


OOPS!

David sit down.........YOU DONT LIVE HERE!


(I have a feeling its Dan but...) Jackie?

OOPS!
Thats OK

(I have a feeling its Dan but...) Jackie?
Roseanne (Episode: Deliverance)

"False, false, crown, bridge."

Dan


You can put away your own damn groceries dad!!!!!!!!

Darlene?
"No I like you mushy."

Darlene?
"No I like you mushy."
It was Becky

DJ

Roseanne, Jackie im pregnant.

Crystal

I was going to call, but I got tired of waiting for the guy in the phone booth to finish peeing.

Darlene

Thank God we all brought our ovaries

Roseanne

You couldn’t be any gayer even if your name was Gay Gayerson

Darlene

Thank God we all brought our ovaries

Didn't Nacey say that?

Yes Nancy said that :nod:

Next...Any part of you that touches me, you're not getting back

Yes Nancy said that :nod:

Next...Any part of you that touches me, you're not getting back
Darlene

Next Quote "WHAT COLOR ARE MY EYES!!"

Darlene

Next Quote "WHAT COLOR ARE MY EYES!!"

Roseanne

Quote: I touched a boob.

that was DJ


quote:No, honey you're not a prevert, your'e a pervert.

Roseanne.

Who said this:
"It's just me and my ganja"

Roseanne.

Who said this:
"It's just me and my ganja"

Jackie.

Next Quote.....
HOW DO YOU WORK THIS DAMN THING!!?

DJ

Well don't wear any underwear at all

DJ

Well don't wear any underwear at all

Roseanne?

"It must nice to be able to vacuum the whole place without changing outlets."

Roseanne?

"It must nice to be able to vacuum the whole place without changing outlets."

Bev .. ??

"Great, no more Geraldo"

Roseanne

"Get real you hit the ground like a safe"