Bobby F.
07-15-2005, 11:44 AM
PROPOSAL
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing
among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a
present of $5,000 and observes to see what they do with the
money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty
salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new
outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells
him that she has done this to be more attractive for him
because she loves him so much.The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him
a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer,
and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts,
she tells him that she has spent all the money on him
because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns
several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and
reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him
that she wants to save for their future because she loves
him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had
done with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the one
with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.
There is more money being spent on breast implants and
Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that
by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with
perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no
recollection of what to do with them.
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing
among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a
present of $5,000 and observes to see what they do with the
money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty
salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new
outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells
him that she has done this to be more attractive for him
because she loves him so much.The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him
a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer,
and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts,
she tells him that she has spent all the money on him
because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns
several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and
reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him
that she wants to save for their future because she loves
him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had
done with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the one
with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.
There is more money being spent on breast implants and
Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that
by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with
perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no
recollection of what to do with them.