LuLu Rogers
07-10-2005, 02:36 AM
What would they be? Mine are:
1. "My Sister's Keeper"
Janet:You're an animal! He's an animal!
Jack: No No! I'm just a ***** cat! Meow!
2."Jack's Bad Boy"
Chrissy:Oh! Men are so unsympathetic!
Jack:BALOGNA!
Chrissy:Oh Yeah?! Well how come there are more women nurses than men?!
Jack:Because there are more men who get sick because of women!
3."The Fast:
Jack:If women could control their urges there wouldn't be any department stores.
Janet:And if men could control their urges there wouldn't be any maternity shops!
4."Chrissy's Date"
Janet:All married men should have to wear a ring.
Jack:That's no good Janet, then they could just take it off.
Janet:Not if it's through their nose!
5. "The Love Barge"
Chrissy:I bet you'd take us if we fooled around!
Jack:If the two of you fooled around I'd be too tired to go on a cruise! :lol:
LuLu Rogers
07-10-2005, 02:47 AM
thats really tough i guesse i will have to think about that (#1 john ritter fan i read you have major deppression i was dyagnosed with major depression too just take it easy think of good things and get lots of slleep i know the feeling when you wake up and are afraid to experience the day it is really afwaul)
(Aww, Thanks! I appreciate the good advice! :D )
Chain Gang Member
07-10-2005, 11:03 AM
Money Machine
(Jack sees an ugly woman put money down her shirt that came out of the ATM machine)
Jack:That's safer than in the bank
Janet Shapes Up
Terri:The next time Tina sees you,you'll be in a compromising position with me
Jack:Terri,I don't think-with you?
Terri:Uh huh
Jack:Gee I wouldn't know what to do
Terri:She'll have to see something like this(dips him and kisses him as Janet comes out)
Janet:Terri!
Terri:Shh!I doing this for you Janet(continues kissing Jack)
Janet:What are you talking about?
Terri:We have to get Tina to drop Jack(continues kissing him)
Janet:She already has
Terri:Huh?
Jack:Sorry.I was so excited I forgot to tell you
The Fast
Janet:There will be no kissing,no touching,no necking
Jack:I can handle that
Janet:No handling
Ralph's Rival
Larry:Guys I haven't been been drinking and I was down there.Chrissy's in bed with Furley!
Elmo:She's where?! :mad:
Larry:With Furley!WHat's that?!
Jack Be Quick
Jack: (puting on his pants)Thank you Terri.Janet always acts like it's a big deal
Larry:I'll come back later
Jack:No Larry.Terri was just
Terri:No thank you Jack,you were terrific(kisses him)
Jack:Woo!
Terri:See ya.Big Jack(leaves as Jack is celebrating)
Larry:What a kidder.She was kidding right?
Jack:You'll never know
Terri Cardellini
07-10-2005, 02:07 PM
wow this is hard :lol: I'm not sure how exact I am on the non-Terri quotes lol
Janet Wigs Out:
Jack: I guess it's true what they say, blondes have more fun
Terri: Then how come I get stuck here with you?
Sry I really can't remember what epsiode this is at the second..... my mind went blank lol
Cindy: There are just no interesting, available guys left
Jack: I'm available
Terri: And we're not interested
Jack Bares All (Part 2)
Jack: And if you still wanna live here, I'd be happy to have you as a roommate.
Terri: Why not, the way I look no one else will take me
Jack: I'll take you (they hug) (((AWWWWW :lol: )))
Diamond Jack
Janet: How are things going out there
Terri: We are having a lovely time I'm about to serve tea... HOW DO YOU THINK THINGS ARE GOING OUT THERE!?
And Now, Here's Jack
Jack: What Terri is trying to say Janet is that her sexy kinda walk makes you look plain dull and potato-like
Alias Jack Tripper
Janet: Agnes, we set you up with a nice guy and you end up with
Terri: That!
Terri: That's Jack, you've got Larry :rolleyes:
Larry's Sister
Larry: Hey can I use your phone
Terri: Hey Janet, can Larry use the phone
Janet: It's ok Terri
Larry: (already starts dialing)
Terri: It's ok Larry :rolleyes:
I know I have more than 5 but it's just too hard lol
Chain Gang Member
07-10-2005, 09:37 PM
Here's another one
Diamond Jack
Terri: (in her sexy voice)Hi.So sorry we can't come to the phone right now but if you leave your name and number and we'll get back to you as soon as possible.(kiss)Goodbye for now
Janet:What was that?
Terri:I was just trying to sound friendly
Janet:Friendly?You sounded naked!
:D :cool:
McFly121
07-11-2005, 03:20 AM
"That's 'Crazy Larry', he likes to play with phones."
"That's 'Crazy Annie', she's always lookin' for a free drink."
"(high voice) Hello Sharon? Shar---ahem!! Hello, Sharon?"
"I didn't want to give the money to a beautiful woman, I wanted to give it to you!"
"This is Bullman Bob (snoooooooooort)."
"(Furley dials phone) Big trouble! Look at this!"
"You pushed him too fast! Now we'll never cure 'em! DAaaaaaaaaamn!"