What is your all-time favorite episode of Married with Children and why?

The one with Nicole Eggert!

I used to watch this show religiously, but recently, watching reruns on FX, I realized how stale this show got. It should have gone off the air at least 4 years before they finally yanked it. In the 80's, this show was great, but by the 90's, it just kept repeating the same lame running jokes over and over again, that it just became annoying.

My favorite episode was probably the one in which Sam Kinnison guest stars as Al's guardian angel.

I liked the episode where Al goes to the dentist; also the one where Al becomes a private detective chasing the murderer who killed the old man and stole the diamond!

My favorite episode is the one where they all go to the movies and Kelly sees her date [(the then unknown David Boureaneas of Buffy and Angel)*I know I mangled his name], with another girl.Then, with her permission, Al kicks his ass. That was great. And when they
ordered food from the snack bar and gobbled it up when the cashier was turned around. Classic. I virtually like all the episodes where the Bundy's kick ass! i.e Memorial Day, the Nuddy Bar, Seven's Birthday, etc.

The movie theater was about the funniest scene done on the show (the snack bar) This
was the best definition of what "Being a
Bundy" is....However, my favorite episode has
got to be the one where they competed with
Marcy and Jefferson in the shopping spree....
Al's buggy and the speeded up shots were very
funny, and when Al and Jefferson both ran
over Marcy with their carts, that was great....Also, let's not forget them arguing
over the femenine hygiene products and Al
"bowling" them down on the way to the check
out stand....

Also, great job, Jerry Mathers....

Kelly's birthday episode was funny, probabily the funniest. I like how after they gorged themselves, they turn around to see a littl kid staring at them in shock. Then Al Bundy goes to that kid and threatens him. LOL that was funny.

There are just too many funny episodes. I like the episode where they dressed up as the Village People, and when Bud wrestled King Kong Bundy. The supermarket vacation was cool too. Maybe to some people it got lame, but I still find it funnier than most shows on TV.

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BEEF CAKE!!!

I have to say it. The funniest episodes when they were fighting other people. That labor day episode was funny. The Bundy's refused to stop singing and then next thing you know, everybody is fighting with another family. My favorite line from the episode when Kelly caught her boyfriend with another girl:

Kelly: Daddy, beat him up.
Al: Of course, pumpkin.

The other girl ran when she saw AL coming and the boyfriend got beat bad.

The X-mas episode when Bud and Kelly steal the Darcy's Nativity scene Mary and Joseph.
Kelly and Bud are on the phone demanding a ransom for the Mary and Joseph. Bud tells Kelly to not let the Darcys know who she is so she puts on a mask.

The thanksgiving episode when Kelly has the pet turkey and Peg, Bud and Jefferson are trying to kill it and Kelly lets it fly out of her window only to learn that turkeys cant flyAl and his friend are trying to steal a pumpkin pie from a dead piemakers funeral.

The one where all the overweight women put Al on trial in his shoestore for all his rude remarks. They find him guilty and a really big and fat lady takes off her clothes and jiggles her body in front of Al, who is tied down. He says that "All the wrong things are shaking!" Then Peg rescues him by luring all the women awya with food coupons.

These are my 3 favorite episodes.

Without a doubt, Part two of saving the cancelled "Psycho Dad" series. My favorite part being when all of Al's friends show up at his house dressed up in different outfits with different excuses to hide the fact that they are going to Washington to save their TV show from their wives. Then Al tries to somehow link all of there excuses together into one big, ridiculous one.

Al: So you see, Peg, after Jefferson gets the deer bait, Griff skies it to the lake, where Ike sets up camp. Then Bob Rooney scuba dives it into the lake to see which fish are the hungriest. Telling Officer Dan, so he can smoke signal the information back to me so I can Icefish with utmost confidence!

Peg: Of course! Have a nice time boys!

The one where they move into the supermarket and also when Al has those dreams of being in bed with Pam Anderson and other hot chicks.

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GET OUT OF MY GARAGE!!!

My favorite epsiode of Married... With Children was Bud's 18th birthday when Al took Bud to the nudie bar.

Thumbs up to the episode with pro wrestling
great KING KONG BUNDY!
In WRESTLEPALOOZA!

My favorite epsiode of Married... With Children is when Al was selling shoes from the 70's.

You Better Watch Out with the Santa Corpse need I say more.

I liked the episode where Bud was dating his teacher, I also Like the battery episode, The Beach show and many many more!

The one where AL asks Steve for a $50,000 loan and Steve refuses at first. But then Steve realizes another person will win, so he gives AL the $50,000.

Wow way to many to mention but I'll say "THIS IS WHAT SINATRA FELT" episode deserves a mention. The Shoe Groupie was so ruducious, it's funny lol

What is your all-time favorite episode of Married with Children and why?

I enjoy so many of them, but season 5 episode 11 "And Baby Makes Money" is with out a doubt the one episode that leaves me rolling on the floor.

After Al discovers he's been the victim of Peggy's little plot, watching his enthusiasm as he extracts his revenge,....seems almost heroic.

Any episode before Season 6.