Ever since my sister was a contestant on Jeopardy in September (her show aired in December last year), I have now rekindled my interest in Jeopardy after over a decade. After the first commercial break, Alex talks with the contestants, who often share stories and stuff.

Let's say you did well enough to become a contestant. What story or stories would you talk about? I have a few stories I could share.

1. The time my family was on vacation in the Summer of 1993 and I got a placemat that had a map of the United States and their capitals. After a day or two, I had them all memorized and my sisters, knowing I have a great memory, kept asking me "What's the capital of such and such state."

2. The time years ago when my parents had company over and I came downstairs and said something that the guests thought was interesting. My mother then said, "No he got that from 101 Dalmations." I don't remember what I said.

3. In 3rd grade, when we had spelling tests and we had to come up with a word to study that wasn't on the test. I usually put random words in them but one of them caught the teacher's (and my parent's) attention. It was two words, actually: David Letterman. My parents would tape his show and I would watch it with them.

I'd talk about the time I Was on Jeopardy.

I don't think I have any stories that would display me in an intelligent light.

Id tell them about the time I tried to make a pizza, and it took over an hour because I never took the cardboard from underneath off.

Id tell them about the time I tried to make a pizza, and it took over an hour because I never took the cardboard from underneath off.
:rofl: they might ask you to go home.

I'd tell them about the time I started choking on a pen cap in the middle of class and didn't want to make a scene, so I swallowed it.

I'd tell them about the time I started choking on a pen cap in the middle of class and didn't want to make a scene, so I swallowed it.
did it ever come out?

What stories? -_-

did it ever come out?
Well I didnt go looking for it.

I'd tell them about the time I started choking on a pen cap in the middle of class and didn't want to make a scene, so I swallowed it.
o_O

EYE WOULD TELL THEM ABOUT

WHEN I SAID THE WORD GODDAMN TO MY MOM WHEN I WAS EIGHT CUZ EYE DIDNT KNOW IT WAS A BAD WORD AND SHE FLIPPED OUT

WHEN I SPAT IN A GIRLS HAIR AT SCHOOL

WHEN SOMEONE ON SOME METALLICA BOARDS THOUGHT I WAS KIRK HAMMETT

YA THATS ALL I CAN THINK OF 8337CH332

I have nothing interesting to say. Nor am I smart enough for Jeo!, so I don't have to worry.

:rofl: they might ask you to go home.
Well if you werent cheering for me so loudly in the audience! And put your damn clothes back on b! Alex is too old.

I could talk about how I drove on the wrong side of the road during my driving test and still passed.

Well if you werent cheering for me so loudly in the audience! And put your damn clothes back on b! Alex is too old.
girl it's just a sign on computer paper!

girl it's just a sign on computer paper!
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EYE WOULD TELL THEM ABOUT

WHEN I SAID THE WORD GODDAMN TO MY MOM WHEN I WAS EIGHT CUZ EYE DIDNT KNOW IT WAS A BAD WORD AND SHE FLIPPED OUT

when I was like 5 I was sitting in a chair in the kitchen practicing my rhyming and I went "red...bed....clown... frown... duck... duck... what ryhmest with duck" I stopped and thought for a second and yelled "I know! F U C K!"

The way my parents mouth dropped open I knew I had said something wrong. My mom just said "Don't ever say that again"

when I was like 5 I was sitting in a chair in the kitchen practicing my rhyming and I went "red...bed....clown... frown... duck... duck... what ryhmest with duck" I stopped and thought for a second and yelled "I know! F U C K!"

The way my parents mouth dropped open I knew I had said something wrong. My mom just said "Don't ever say that again"


But you have......haven't you?! :eek3:

Id tell them about the time I tried to make a pizza, and it took over an hour because I never took the cardboard from underneath off.

Sounds a lot like the time we were camping and my father was drunk and was eating a steak for dinner. All of us raved about how good and tender our steaks were and he's sawing away like it was a tree trunk and complaining that it was tough and like eating shoe leather or cardboard.

It wasn't until we got near the end and we found out what the problem was. He was cutting so hard that he had sawed through the Chinette plate and had eaten a 5" diameter hole in the thing (along with his steak)!! :rolleyes: